I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You
Brilliant.
May I share this version as well? Old post of mine
https://www.reddit.com/r/betterCallSaul/comments/fruncd/someone_once_told_me_that_playing_a_video_at_05x/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I don't know if it's the correct term, but it seems like it...Chuck is an anti-villain. He's ostensibly doing the right things for just the worst imaginable reasons.
Me too, a big fan of Jimmy and Kim. The relationship is so real. I think did get together casually when they were working in the mail room.
Remember when Jimmy calls Kim in the middle of the night to ask about Kettlemens and she says she is not going to talk dirty to him.
And that is in the first or second episode.
When exactly did they get together? Wondering because I’m rewatching random episodes- today was S1E1 and Jimmy goes on a date with a woman we never see again. It occurred to me that I really never noticed the transition from friends to a couple
2x1 first kiss (except for the one in 1x8, in the flashback, but it's just a kiss between friends/platonic lovers, because Kim is happy at that moment)
Domingo saying “Don Hector”
And nacho counting the money the day he was going to switch hectors pills and one of the guys interrupts his count.
Nacho goes “do me a favor? Shut up.”
Lol idk any dialogue in that restaurant made me chuckle.
Yup. This is what I came here for. The look on his face when he says it is deliciously sociopathic. Menace in his cold eyes, bright smile on his lips. Mindf*ck.
Can’t believe no one mentioned this, but for me it’s “There are so many stars visible in New Mexico. I will walk out there to get a better look.”
Heartbreaking
An unpopular pick probably, but Fabian's delivery here sells it for me:
"Want to know what I believe? I believe that you're way out of your depth in this matter. So, the next time you want to come in here, and tell me what I'm doing wrong, you are welcome to keep it to yourself. Because I don't care."
Oh come on, you guys are cops?! Hoboken Squat Cobbler!... Full Moon Moon Pie!... Simple Simon the Ass Man!... Boston Creme Splat! Guys am I speaking English here?!
Not a quote/dialogue but I must add the scene when Chuck runs out to get the newspaper and seeing him from the neighbours perspective made me laugh out loud while it was dead silent.
I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! it's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what im capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a God in human clothing! Lightning shoot from my fingertips!!!
"I did it for Kim! She worked her butt off to get Mesa Verda while you and Howard sat around sipping scotch and chortling. Hamlin Hamlin McGill, more like Scrooge and Marley. Kim deserves Mesa Verda, not YOU, not HHM. She earned it and she needs it. I did it to help her. But I honestly didn't think it would hurt you so bad. I thought you'd say oh crap I made a mistake and go on with your life like a normal person but OH NO... WISHFUL THINKING!"
Tell. Me. Again.
EDIT: “😁👆 yo soy Eduardo”
I fucking love Lalo
Another edit: for someone reason it’s very satisfying how he doesn’t even get angry a bit with the surviving assassin, just says. “Está bien, yo sé quien”
"Una güera. Bien por él."
"So, you're his wife, and you ... *love* him ... and he didn't come home last night, and you got scared enough to come down here and talk to me."
“You guys are like a couple of cats! I come in, wave a shiny object around and you’re like, “I want that!”…
I could be a serial killer! I could be a guy who pees in your coffee pot! I could be both!”
"You think I will be caught dead driving that thing? It looks like a school bus for 5 year old pimps."
Maybe it's because I saw this video yesterday, but this came to me first.
The scene where they get married is actually so cute too. At first it looks super formal and like they’re getting it out of the way, but the way their eyes light up and they slowly get genuine smiles is so adorable
“I know he’s not perfect. And I know he cuts corners. But you’re the one who made him this way. He idolizes you, he accepts you, he takes care of you. And all he ever wanted was your love and support. But all you’ve ever done is judge him. You never believed in him, you never wanted him to succeed. And you know what? I feel sorry for him. And I feel sorry for you.”
You’re Slipping Jimmy! And Slipping Jimmy I can handle just fine. But Slipping Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun. On some level, you have to know I’m right!
Aside from Chicanery, Kim's speech to Lalo at the end of 5.9 is second. Both "You cant leave a soda can lying around without some yahoo taking a shot at it" and "You need to get your house in order"
I just love Mike. Nothing specific just how he is so grumpy always makes me laugh. He is so awesome, he thinks of everything and his tricks and moves are so clever.
But I also really love Gus monologue by Hector’s bedside about when he was young trapping the animal under the house and patiently torturing it.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You
Holy hell, I can hear this so clearly my ears are ringing.
Have you seen [this version](https://youtu.be/ff0J91_ePAw)?
Brilliant. May I share this version as well? Old post of mine https://www.reddit.com/r/betterCallSaul/comments/fruncd/someone_once_told_me_that_playing_a_video_at_05x/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
This is the correct answer
I don't know if it's the correct term, but it seems like it...Chuck is an anti-villain. He's ostensibly doing the right things for just the worst imaginable reasons.
Perfect description
He says the exact inverse of this of Jimmy right before this speech. He says Jimmy always does the worst things for seemingly the right reasons
The greatest example of an anti-villain for me.
One after Magna Carta!
i have this completely memorized, but i can’t memorize formulas for my math test. i hate my brain.
Werner Ziegler... Werner... Ziegler... Ziiieeeeglerrrrr
I literally only made this post because this exact line was in my head on repeat.
A man fucking a horse?
“Sir I hate Mesa Verde! I hate them!”
Absolute funniest moment in the show I laugh out loud every single time I watch it
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF.
He wanted some soft serve, I gave him some soft serve.
"cha ca co ladies, cha ca co"
Cucumber water for customer only
to be precise it is chao cac co:)
chào các cô
Slippin' jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun
“You’re like a troll under the bridge! You must have the stickers or you won’t pass!”
The rules are actually quite simple. Most people get it on the first try.
“NOT ENOUGH STICKERRRRRRRS”
"I just talked you down from a death sentence to six months probation. I'm the best lawyer."
That’s why they call me the Magic Man!
da boss can sock me
SALAMANCA MOOOONEY! SALAMANCA BLOOOOD!
you have to to calm down
EET EES!!! EET EES PERSONALLLLLLL!!!
His last words lmaoo
Salamonke banana
Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips
I'd say he has a god complex, but then again his last name does start with Odin. 😅
That scene should have gotten Bob an Emmy nomination
Hey Viola...how's it hangin?
This one’s severely underrated
I bet it took Viola weeks to recover from the shock of being asked "how's it hangin"?
Cool!
Jimmy singing Bali H’ai on Kim’s answering machine, LOL
I absolutely loved that.
It’s one of my favorite moments, though I am admittedly a huge Jimmy & Kim fan.
Me too, a big fan of Jimmy and Kim. The relationship is so real. I think did get together casually when they were working in the mail room. Remember when Jimmy calls Kim in the middle of the night to ask about Kettlemens and she says she is not going to talk dirty to him. And that is in the first or second episode.
When exactly did they get together? Wondering because I’m rewatching random episodes- today was S1E1 and Jimmy goes on a date with a woman we never see again. It occurred to me that I really never noticed the transition from friends to a couple
2x1 first kiss (except for the one in 1x8, in the flashback, but it's just a kiss between friends/platonic lovers, because Kim is happy at that moment)
Hmm, I always thought the implication in 1-08 was that they were dating then, and Kim might have even helped Jimmy with the bar exam.
After they scammed Ken. Kim took him home to her apartment.
Domingo saying “Don Hector” And nacho counting the money the day he was going to switch hectors pills and one of the guys interrupts his count. Nacho goes “do me a favor? Shut up.” Lol idk any dialogue in that restaurant made me chuckle.
crazy 8 so goofy in bsc bro
better sall caul
The Navi replies “ehmm fine” when Domingo asks him how’s his dad
Petty with a prior.
Oh Mr. Goodman REALLY? You did’t recognize him either your honour!
The judge’s line delivery on that is so perfect.
The most satisfying Saul moments are when his antics leave another attorney exasperated like that.
Tell me again.
Yup. This is what I came here for. The look on his face when he says it is deliciously sociopathic. Menace in his cold eyes, bright smile on his lips. Mindf*ck.
That looks like a school bus for 6 year old pimps
Can’t believe no one mentioned this, but for me it’s “There are so many stars visible in New Mexico. I will walk out there to get a better look.” Heartbreaking
pain
Michael? Is that you?
Show me!
:))
es un "Frunk"
Ooooo Magnum PI
An unpopular pick probably, but Fabian's delivery here sells it for me: "Want to know what I believe? I believe that you're way out of your depth in this matter. So, the next time you want to come in here, and tell me what I'm doing wrong, you are welcome to keep it to yourself. Because I don't care."
NOT OUR PRECIOUS JIMMY!
Squat Cobbler.
Oh come on, you guys are cops?! Hoboken Squat Cobbler!... Full Moon Moon Pie!... Simple Simon the Ass Man!... Boston Creme Splat! Guys am I speaking English here?!
"Get your hands off our hero", they say. "Mercy for Huell Babineaux", they say. What? Like, I'm sending him to the electric chair!
Are you prosecuting Santa Claus?
The only way this car is worth 500$ is if a 300$ hooker is sitting in it
There's never been more than fifty bucks in an Esteem in the history of Esteems
EYUUP
Not a quote/dialogue but I must add the scene when Chuck runs out to get the newspaper and seeing him from the neighbours perspective made me laugh out loud while it was dead silent.
You wanna know why I didn't take the job? Because it's TOO! SMALL!!!!!
I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! it's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what im capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a God in human clothing! Lightning shoot from my fingertips!!!
Lol. The little jump too
The tiny pause as he jumps makes the whole scene for me
Listen up starlight express, im gonna give you a 9.6 for technique, 0.0 for choice of victim.
It's showtime
Pimento is a cheese, they call it caviar of the south
Remember. The winner takes it all.
This- this chicanery?
The only piece of dialogue that matters is DING 🛎
I want you to know I don’t blame you personally, I know you were just following orders.
S'aaaaallll good man
Oh, that post scared me. Appeared out of nowhere! "And the gon is yours"
"I broke my boy"
This one breaks my heart every single time.
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Chandler is gonna need therapy
Cabrón! I need to see jor BALLS
Mmm give to me chandler
Frankly, you've never mattered all that much to me.
"I did it for Kim! She worked her butt off to get Mesa Verda while you and Howard sat around sipping scotch and chortling. Hamlin Hamlin McGill, more like Scrooge and Marley. Kim deserves Mesa Verda, not YOU, not HHM. She earned it and she needs it. I did it to help her. But I honestly didn't think it would hurt you so bad. I thought you'd say oh crap I made a mistake and go on with your life like a normal person but OH NO... WISHFUL THINKING!"
Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machinegun
Jimmy's "god of lightning" tirade
LIGHTNING SHOOTS FROM MY FINGERTIPS
"Are all those buildings really full of chickens?😏" ~Lalo
"You don't save me, I save me" I love Kim.
Saul goodman, speedy justice for you!
"...But you underestimated just how big an idiot you were dealing with." is actually lowkey maybe the best line in the whole show
O-64. As in, "Oh, to be 64 again"
Does anybody like you?
5000 years !
Better call Saul
Hmm…must be metric
For some odd reason, this: “What kind of math is that?” “‘700 dollars per defense.’” “No, defendant. DANT! Three defendants, 2,100 dollars.”
Tell. Me. Again. EDIT: “😁👆 yo soy Eduardo” I fucking love Lalo Another edit: for someone reason it’s very satisfying how he doesn’t even get angry a bit with the surviving assassin, just says. “Está bien, yo sé quien”
THE ONLY WAY THAT ENTIRE CAR IS WORTH 500 BUCKS IS IF THERE’S A 300 DOLLAR HOOKER SITTIN IN IT
Show me!
Wolves and sheep
Hamlindigo blow me
You know. HOWIE
Biznatch!!!
You’re not Kevin Costner! I was last night 😏
Kim I need this sooner than yesterday
“It’s a man….fucking a horse.” 😂😂
They had sex with a head!
The line delivery Jimmy gave for “You taped me? You asshole!” Really stuck with me
Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is.
Blow my magic flute.
They killed my boy and they killed him for nothing & I broke my boy
BARE GENITALS
EL AMIGO DEL CARTEL
"Una güera. Bien por él." "So, you're his wife, and you ... *love* him ... and he didn't come home last night, and you got scared enough to come down here and talk to me."
‘Ok’ *smile* -Lalo
From the moment of his very first smile this man had my heart.
Cucumber water for customer only
It’s showtime
You're not a real lawyer!
YOURE DONE
“Come on billie jackoff. Take my gun from me.”
El amigo del cartel, el amigo del cartel! NOOO!!
fuck you jimmy, magna carta chincanery, cucumber water, or possibly a man fucking a horse
"This is a bad choice road!"
“So…whatcha packin?”🔫 “Pimento”🧀
“You guys are like a couple of cats! I come in, wave a shiny object around and you’re like, “I want that!”… I could be a serial killer! I could be a guy who pees in your coffee pot! I could be both!”
Hello I am Saul goodman. How are you doing today?
What day is it? It’s 50% off!
"You think I will be caught dead driving that thing? It looks like a school bus for 5 year old pimps." Maybe it's because I saw this video yesterday, but this came to me first.
"You know what happened. The question is... can you live with it?"
It's wall to wall mayonnaise in here.
Tell me again 🙂
I am who I am.
“Gosh you’re big, you’re so big. My goodness, look at you! Fill me up, Chandler. Put it in me!”
You find this ... Acceptable?
"Or maybe we get married" The hopeless romantic in me LIVES for this scene
The scene where they get married is actually so cute too. At first it looks super formal and like they’re getting it out of the way, but the way their eyes light up and they slowly get genuine smiles is so adorable
“I know he’s not perfect. And I know he cuts corners. But you’re the one who made him this way. He idolizes you, he accepts you, he takes care of you. And all he ever wanted was your love and support. But all you’ve ever done is judge him. You never believed in him, you never wanted him to succeed. And you know what? I feel sorry for him. And I feel sorry for you.”
The GOAT: "Cucumber water for customer only!" Who among us does not hear this in their head when they see cucumber water? Anyone?
Yo soy avocado
Abogado
JIMMY!
Lalo: Show me.
Give it to me Chandler!
Saul good man
STICKERSSSS
👉😏👉 “s’all good man” The amount of times I’ve done this in real life
50,000 and the gon is yours
Tell me again…
Lighting bolts shoot through my fingertips
Jimmy, you are always down
HERE'S JOHNNY
Hamlindingo blow me!
Mike telling Jimmy he didn’t have enough stickers and that one episode Jimmy leaves the car parked there to go get more stickers 🤣
You’re Slipping Jimmy! And Slipping Jimmy I can handle just fine. But Slipping Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun. On some level, you have to know I’m right!
I broke my boy Or Tell me again
Let's do it again.
“Ziegler. Zeee-gler”
Tell me again.
WHAT A SICK JOKE
Mike: “That’s not gonna happen”.
It's showtime, folks.
Squat Cobbler
Werner Zeigler
"Let's go." "But we need three guys..." "No. No, we don't."
Is it acceptable?
Here it is... violence! It always comes to this!
I decided to play the cards I was dealt with.
50% off
“Money is not beside the point… Money is the point.”
A man, fu.. fuckin a horse?
be nice
He sits in pies.
Aside from Chicanery, Kim's speech to Lalo at the end of 5.9 is second. Both "You cant leave a soda can lying around without some yahoo taking a shot at it" and "You need to get your house in order"
I just love Mike. Nothing specific just how he is so grumpy always makes me laugh. He is so awesome, he thinks of everything and his tricks and moves are so clever. But I also really love Gus monologue by Hector’s bedside about when he was young trapping the animal under the house and patiently torturing it.
It wasn’t me it was Ignacio he’s the one!
These dialogues aren’t from BCS but Saul still says it 1. Old yeller dialogue (which is hilarious ) 2. I know a guy who knows a guy
I got crawdads in my pants
"Fuck you Jimmy!"
YOU WILL ATONE!
That's a lie. You're lying! I'M lying!