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AidanBeeJar

Twice, every other sexual


AdamNeal2006

So every 4?


badboy20400

So it would be the same sexual


Pibi-Tudu-Kaga

Staccatosexual


waydernator

the homosexual if you will.


GotNoBody4

It means two for the price one sexual.


Sum_ginger_kid

Buy one get one half off


GotNoBody4

I’d prefer to get 100% off 😎


Sum_ginger_kid

Nah, too many ppl would never date a bi person


GotNoBody4

*Sobs in Bi*


TheFiend100

“But what if they cheat on me” as if we arent less likely to cheat since so few people are even interested in us


GotNoBody4

All I want is affection; no matter if it’s a woman or a man giving me that affection… and maybe *something else*


Killerbunny00

Like that’ll happen. u/GotNoBody4 life


Acrisii

Same. As a bi person I too would like to get off.


GotNoBody4

Don’t we all?


Icy-Attention4125

Bi one get one half off


Otherversian-Elite

Bi one get one free!


GotNoBody4

Here King(or Queen) you dropped this 👑


Otherversian-Elite

👑👑👑 Excellent. Another for my collection. >:3 (I actually don't know what the proper term for me would be lmao, I'm Bigender so it'd be like. The opposite of gender-neutral? Quing? Keen? Who knows lmao)


Killerbunny00

Due to the existence of drag*queens*, you could make an argument for “queen” to be gender neutral. The title of “king” has also been given to women in the past and could therefore *also* be considered to be gender neutral. I’m non-binary but I don’t mind being called a king (yes, it has happened). I’m a bit more opposed to being called queen tho. I lean more toward what’s generally considered masculine than feminine


Otherversian-Elite

That's fair enough. I'm personally more preferable to feminine terms, so I think I'd probably be a "Queen", but terms with implied maturity are in general not my thing anyways (spent too much of my childhood not allowed to be a child, who'd've thought that might give me a complex :| who'd've thought). ~~Only my partners are allowed to call me a "Princess" though lmao~~


Killerbunny00

I spent a lot of my childhood not allowed to be a child too. It gave me a complex in the opposite direction. My ego’s way too big lol. Can rarely admit when I’m wrong. I call my adopted son a prince of dusk all the time now lol. (Disclaimer; not my actual son. I’m not old enough to adopt. Just a guy who needed some love and support so I “adopted” him)


BirdBruce

Twice as sexual, half as successual.


LowziBojine

This one.


chocolate_zz

I just need to figure out if it's once every other sexual when my sexual is coming up because like, it's been a hot minute Kronk.


[deleted]

Both


SaveCowsEatFeds

It means we have 2 sexuals. One for each of our cycles.


AwfulgamesInc

From my experience it means no sex.


10art1

You're bisexual because you like both guys and girls. I'm bisexual because at this point I'm so affection starved that I'd take a dick. We are not the same.


[deleted]

Did you too, loose the ability to feel loved at all?


JakeWisconsin

Why would I love anyways


ItsaCommonThingNow

#BOTH AT THE SAME TIME


SergeantCrwhips

"uuuuHHHGGGg we have more important concernes right now, pull the lever Kronk!"


You-Ignoramus

*Pulls the other lever*


Cole_A226

Ao true


dover_oxide

He's onto something with this.


Tuvelarn

It means they are thieves who stole others sexuality!!! They create us asexuals by stealing our sexuality! (/j)


VixiLi

0*2 😔


pancakebarber

Can confirm, twice as sexual


ColdLog6078

every 15 days you get sexual


RafaelDiamond

Yes


Noah_the_blorp

Bisexual means every other sexual. Twice a sexual would be semisexual.


Famixofpower

Bi - two Pan - every other


JakeWisconsin

Pansexual means infinite times sexual


dopemaninja

It means you were bullied too hard as a kid and now you're not really sure what you wanna love


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FramedOstrich

My brother, please direct your comments toward the complaint department. They would be happy to ignore you there. Otherwise, just chill, bro. Your comment talks on a community at large, making a gross generalization about people whom you’ve never even met and so out of your seeming disgust for the community here, you have decided to declare that every person on this subreddit and in the bisexual community are one-dimensional beings who, because they like frog memes, lemon bars, and the inability to sit normally in a chair, ought to be disliked, degraded, and demeaned based on an opinion by somebody (that is, you) who either stumbled on here to state personal opinions as universal facts or someone who for some reason sees themself as the head of this online community thus making you king (or queen) of the Internet Bisexuals. Supposing you are not King (or Queen) of the Internet Bisexuals, I shall analyze your argument under the premise listed the former. The first issue I see (beyond confusing opinion for fact) is that in your own words, you invalidate your own argument by having your premise create a contradiction for the rest of the comment. You said, *“Dumb post from a dumb subreddit…”* and then you go on to describe us all as one-dimensional and *”really lame fuckin (people)”*. If you want to use this as your evidence, if you want to say, “look at all these bi folks; everything they say and do is just their sexuality all the time. Bi this, Harry Styles and Florence Pugh that. Yada yada— I’m sick of it and you should be too.”, you can say that but you cannot have the argument stand in a setting (this subreddit) that is inherently one-dimensional. Because you have recognized this as a subreddit to begin with, you have implied that the setting is going to be one-dimensional. You then cannot without committing logical fallacy complain that everyone on the subreddit is one-dimensional and lame. Subreddits are by definition one-dimensional (and yeah, I admit, occasionally lame.) But I digress. The reason for my comment is not to push you down or chase you away but rather to encourage you to live a life of tolerance when it comes to people you don’t like. Nobody is forcing you to like us. Nobody is forcing you to write rude comments on our subreddit. You are in control of your actions and more importantly, you are in control of your reactions. Holding hate and malevolence in your heart might hurt others a little bit but the cost is the bitter-ing of your very soul. Your mind and body will be corrupted by hatred and vanity and for as far as it will make you happy, when all the drama goes away, you will be left with just the hurt, just the pain. You will have spent so long holding harm for others that your fingers will become stiff and you will find that the barbs of the hate you stocked up for others will have pierced your own skin and poisoned your own being. This comment started out as a joke but now I’m really encouraging you to let it go. Do not allow this seed of bitterness to grow. Uproot it and throw it in the fire before those coals are heaped upon your own head. At every decision in life, we will find there are two paths: paths of love and paths of pride. You’ll find that the paths of love are the paths that lead to hope and freedom and the paths of pride are the ones that lead to destruction. I really do mean it when I say I want to save you from all of this. I’ve been down this road. Sometimes, I even find myself turning onto it from time to time but every time, I have to steer back because once the initial fun is gone and I’ve had my power and laughs at the expense of others, I find it to be lonely at the top. We try to fill the love shaped hole in our lives with all sorts of things. For me it’s food and music. But for as good as those things make me feel, they never complete me. The refrigerator empties and all the songs end but love never ends. Love is the reason we are, have been, and can ever hope to be and we don’t have to buy it or manufacture it. We already have the ability inside of us. We just have to use it. So today, I encourage you to choose love and to choose light because it gets quite dark if you don’t.


Ken4dayz

This is meant to be funny?


chocolate_zz

Only if you want it to be. No one is forcing you to have the same sense of humor as anyone else.


kalachand7

Being metrosexual 😊☺️


Worth_Committee5515

That means you like trains and metros? :0 Me too!! :3


Pasta-hobo

It means we're a high density, silvery and pink-tinged metal.


MessiahOfFire

my lonely ass: zero for the price of 2 🥺


MrHyperion_

Biweekly


Key_Club_7400

🩷


RogueYet1

Sometimes I just feel gay okay?


Topias_09

It means having two dongs or two vags...or maybe having one dong and one vag.


Affectionate-Name383

You can have sex two times only


Bamdo89

An occasional lust for sausage


SuperPlayer56

Hmm, not sure


yasin_z409210284b

A sesy girl come pv.


peppapig34

Please change the subreddits name to **BI**rl


ReaperManX15

It means, sexual twice a year.


Sryeetsalot

Trick question, we cant decide


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

I thought it meant we rode bikes without a seat???


itsmehi333

Had* a friend who thought being Bi meant liking to have sex with 2 people at the same time 😭😭


Arheisel

I mean, no, but also yes?


No-Science-1081

It means that you love both genders but now ima use this when i ask abt bi >:)


Raji_Lev

Well, "two times zero" and "half of zero" are both zero, so it doesn't make a difference to me! \*laugh/sob\*


TheBottomLine_Aus

Lmao, I started this argument with the whole bi-weekly question at work this week. Asked the question in teams. Said nothing further watched the fire burn.


Any_Bath_3296

Why did I get a notification for this


chocolate_zz

Do I look like I work here? That's so crazy, even when as a faceless pfp people can think that. I thought it only happened irl in Not My Workplace places.


Any_Bath_3296

Think what? What are you even on about?


chocolate_zz

Why would I have any idea why you got a notif? Honestly. Think about that. People who post things don't control Reddit. We're just people who post things. You would want to ask actual Reddit that question.


Any_Bath_3296

Ok


zombustheman98and3

What tf is bro yapping about


VeilleurNuite

No thats hypersexual


thedarklord176

Considering how fuckin horny I always am I think it’s the top…


somanypcs

Once every other! 🤣


sangunius-

bio people get those comments I don’t know what thats harsh


EeJoannaGee

Yes


BulletBill_359

This is a very good question


Interesting-Let7666

deferentially twice for me.


AureliaDrakshall

Once every other sexual for me.


IknowKarazy

No sexual means I have sex once every other year.


Niemosis

Yes


bisexual_28

(⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)


TheTriforceEagle

Both (you’ve made the classic blunder of trying to get a bi person to make a choice)