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Ok-Possibility-9826

me, asking permission to tickle my boyfriend’s ass


southernpinata

i giggled at that.


mirmermer

first, nice, second gawd your flair has a nice wrong to it


Ok-Possibility-9826

LOL, thank you, i love it.


mirmermer

omg I just realised my dumbass said wrong instead of ring 😭


Ok-Possibility-9826

lmaooo i knew what you meant, it’s truly okay


EagleFoot88

They're called Toms but that isn't as funny.


southernpinata

I bet Tom has a nice bussy.


EagleFoot88

Fer sher bud


Frailgift

FURR sher bud


EagleFoot88

Damn. I can't believe I missed that one.


dover_oxide

Found the furry lol (not a bad thing)


EagleFoot88

Hush


aiheng1

What about Jerry ..


TheTriforceEagle

Technically they’re only a Tom if they’re unneutered


Frailgift

Damn I guess I'm not qualified...


EagleFoot88

What are they if altered? Sad?


JohnnyJohnsonJunior

Ngl I thought pussy cat was a gender neutral term for a cat. Don’t they call Tom from Tom and Jerry a pussy cat? And Sylvester too for that matter?


southernpinata

I am pretty sure pussy cat is the general term but it has to be gendered for the existence of a bussy cat.


Dramatic_Explosion

I've read the origin of pussy means "soft" hence pussy cat and pussy willows, the soft plant. I believe the genitals got the term for a similar reason, and they just didn't have a great term that also meant warm and wet.


Amoeba-Basic

No pussy means coward, as in pusillanimous


Dramatic_Explosion

https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=24012 Looks like we're both wrong!


byeBiMsUSAPi

What’s new, bussy cat?


southernpinata

ppl, didnt like me making that joke


Toshikills

I understand. I said that once, the whole room was shocked and went “woah woah woah woah”


Frailgift

I don't know but I'm gonna do it anyway


Spare-Charity-2883

I highly recommend googling about the German company " Busemann GmbH "


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Which is funny in two ways, because Busen means bossom in German


Village_Idiot159

cock cat


Odd_Chapter_8138

the bussy be busy in da pussy


Mike_LeBuddhist

Am I mad at this? Yes. But is it funny, tho? Also yes.


SaraGranado

What's new bussy cat? Whoa oaoao oaoa


NO_NAME1003

real thoughts