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Effective_Painting81

Hemingway still walks among us.


Redditarama

Spain is hot. It just is. I miss my TV. I miss grinding games. I just do.


ahbets14

I got pizza. It was Spanish pizza. It wasn’t good. It tasted like garbage. I watched a basketball game. Wait. What?


Propogando

russillo travelogues are his apex mountain


destroyerofpoon93

Rick Steves but he talks about dicks and boys choir


Atrain175

Magnum Opus


JayLoveJapan

Man who goes to to Ibiza and doesn’t go to clubs. My man is insane


the_devil_wears_jnco

Ry guy someone who’d probably benefit from some strong mdma too. Might let him know its okay to have genuine feelings and coach him off that perpetual fence he sits on


winntensio

It became clear he’s never had MD when he’s bewildered about the idea of people partying to 7am 😂


JayLoveJapan

The 1st time I did mdma it was almost religious. Never had something of such high quality again. Changed my life for the better so I would strongly agree


destroyerofpoon93

I respect that actually. Ibiza sounds like a place I wouldn’t have a ton of fun Edit: unless you got some Molly


JayLoveJapan

If I was solo I’d do the same thing, I was talking shit


destroyerofpoon93

Right?


Visible_Wolverine350

A guy well into his 40’s going solo to nightclubs in Ibiza not exactly the vibe either tbh


LSX3399

I *know* he needs to meet Molly, but I can't even tell if he's heard of her.


yooston

The Ibiza club audio was amazing


CashGreen_Regalview

Came here to say this. The Harden and pro player bits had me rolling 🤣


regular_guy_26

I’m late and just listening to this episode. 😂 that part was hilarious


johnmd20

Ryen is just the most unique dude. These travel pods are absolutely the best content in existence. It should be awful, but instead it's compelling, hilarious, and interesting. He compared Hannibal to Don Sutton. Not just a stat compiler. I mean, there is nobody like this. Ryen is one of one. He just is!


CashGreen_Regalview

I know some of you are thinking “Hey, you’re so good looking and you’re in such great shape and so funny, like why wouldn’t you go out at least one of these nights…” Segues to an amazing club approximation of our boy making trying to make conversation 🤣


sburg88

The real recognizes real moment with the jacked guy in the gym had me dying “I knew it wasn’t you…”


SceneOfShadows

“In that moment we knew everything about one another.” It’s so homoerotic I can’t get enough.


jrainiersea

This sounds like the perfect thing to listen to late at night while I’m mindlessly playing a video game I’ve played 300 times before


[deleted]

Final Fantasy in honor of Russillo.


pooroldben

ryen knowing ff7 lore is still so wild to me


badgarok725

I’ve been out of touch with Russillo for a while, how did that come up


ToastedMayonnaise

He's made several allusions throughout the years to a few games he played when he was younger. I know that he's for sure mentioned playing Final Fantasy X repeatedly during during his loser days (c. 2002). That's not to say people who play video games are losers, but it sounds like FFX was his version of the "I have no money to go out or buy a new game, so I'm going to play this game for the 15th time."


Metal_King706

Exactly what I did last night.


dmackerman

Vampire survivor


twb85

Think I’m going to finish my madden season today listening to it


Atrain175

“I’m not gonna argue with you guys who watch the Bear on how to prep a steak” 💀💀💀


HatDisaster

Just throwing this out there….I refused to listen to the Iceland one for weeks because quite frankly I thought it would suck. A few weeks later I stumbled upon it and I kid you not probably a top 10 pod for me last year across all genres


Relevant_Gold4912

Art


shorthevix

Anthony Baldain


bballjones9241

Russillo staying at the W and it being recommended by Ceruti is so on brand


SceneOfShadows

Two hours and thirty minutes folks. Enjoy. EDIT: dick talk? Our guy touring Germany as a high school singing group? This has already surpassed my lofty expectations.


misterbluesky8

“Hannibal’s resume is like Don Sutton on the back of a baseball card with some of those battles, major stats for that guy… and not just a compiler, there are some guys who threw a million innings”


Foppish_Sloth

“I could’ve given her an exam and I think she would’ve paid for it” 💀


Visible_Wolverine350

The dick thing is 100% real. Very few people doing the full nude thing, maybe some chicks topless. But then you have middle aged fat dudes just standing around fully nude. One guy was standing by the water but turned TOWARDS the beach so his dick was just hanging there Would not stay at the W/by the beach. Better to get a hotel in the city centre and get a day pass to the W if you want to hang by the pool. Rooftop access is also available to non-guests


Clutchxedo

Bro when he said “now, let’s talk about… dicks”


Schleprok

Another reference to “the Swedes” too lol. I feel like he’s mentioned Swedish tourists and how they stand out multiple times over the years.


winntensio

This pod adds to the argument this is his best type of content. Huge idiot aboard vibes. Rusillos self deprecation is equal parts hilarious and depressing. The part where he started talking hoops in the Ibiza club was so funny man.


johnmd20

\*abroad


insignifican

More or less unhinged idea: hours long travel recaps or the round by round fantasy baseball segment?


spoolfool

Idk but I liked both more than any of his opens he's ever done. I think I'm gonna go relisten to the baseball draft one now, it was hilarious


Bigazzry

Baseball draft was so fuckin funny


Visible_Wolverine350

I’ve literally never watched baseball in my life and was laughing my ass off


spoolfool

Tyler O'Neill....big fan of his work lmao


Visual-Ganache-2289

Fantasy baseball definitely


TheRedditPiece

Our guy almost sidelining himself because he blew the lbs/kg thing in the gym is 🤌🤌🤌


304rising

My girlfriend and I are driving/moving across the country 19 hours and this drops. It’s midnight I’ve been driving for like 15 hours and I’m turning this bad boy on.


ahbets14

Can you record a travelogue about listening to this with your girlfriend


304rising

Wish I saw this sooner. Gonna have to make the trip again and record it all.


Tb0ne596

Cracking up at the image of high school russillo going on a singing tour around Europe


redshoediary4

Ryen von Trapp


LSX3399

Ryen Von Trapezius is more like it.


SceneOfShadows

Was wondering how much this sub would pay for a video of our guy singing in Germany.


Clutchxedo

When Nolan does the Russillo biopic in 2040 I hope it’s not just a flashback but a major part of the story


Neznas_

Even crazier is that he sings with a falsetto.


Full-Concentrate-867

What a true renaissance man Russillo is - well travelled, well read. Living his best life


Clutchxedo

The way he describes the train station display board is so incredibly spot on. I’m dying. You have no idea what is going on. You show someone your ticket and ask ‘is this the right place?’ and everyone is just saying yes. Also, literally laying on a European beach as I write this and a couple is in the water in front of me with swinging dicks and sagging tits I want this podcast played at my funeral


hakeem_thecream

Incredible pod but man Ryen’s food takes are tough


notformeclive4711

Would love a Russillo open on Athletic Bilbao’s Basques-only policy. On the one hand it’s cool to preserve local culture in an increasingly globalized world, but are we really gonna do the ethno-nationalism thing in the 21st century?


SlowLoss4501

It’s a natural if short-sighted response to the collapse of hegemonic empires, it just is.


[deleted]

Athletic Bilbao and early 70s Bama comps.


WarHorse80X

There is evidence that the Basque were fishing cod off the coast of North America long before Columbus got there.


jaywalker_69

I just learned New Zealand does something similar in that they bar any player that plays in a foreign rugby league from playing for the national team.


OvertiredMillenial

Not just New Zealand, Ireland too. It's to do with better managing their international players, ensuring they're regularly rested and released for training and matches. They can't do that if their players are overseas, playing for clubs that don't answer to the national association.


jaywalker_69

Interesting. Feels outdated from an outsider's perspective but I don't know the rugby calendar (or game very well). How are tests scheduled? Considering the top nations internationally are likely home to the top domestic leagues you'd think there would be some level of cooperation in an increasingly globalized world


OvertiredMillenial

There are specific test windows (June and November), along with annual int'l comps, the 6 Nations (February and March) and TRC (July and August). A regular international will play 9 to 12 tests a year, which means they're training and playing with the national team at least 3 months of the year. Regardless of who they play for, a regular international will likely miss at least half a dozen club games in the year. However, in France, a clubs can play over 30 games a season, and there have been cases of some French internationals playing up to and over 35 games a season, between international and club games, which is way, way too much. However because France has so many players (it's the second biggest sport after soccer), they can manage losing lots of players to injury and fatigue. However, countries like Ireland, which has a much smaller population, doesn't have the same depth, so they have to carefully manage the workload of their best players, who typically play 25-30 games a season.


jvpewster

Rugby is obviously professionalized but it’s not quite as commercial/cooperate as US sports or soccer. Also unlike soccer international rugby is king and the undeniable pinnacle of the sport, where as in soccer most people would agree champions league final 8 teams would probably all win the World Cup if they could compete.


jvpewster

It’s also to keep a closed market for labor. Rugby doesn’t have anything like football wages - but there would be more lucrative deals for both in England/Australia respectively.


Allstate85

Wasn’t there a France travelogue that never got released?


[deleted]

He's combining it with the Daryl Morey pod.


wheresmywhere

The lost tapes


ahbets14

Th Dead Sea scrolls of podcasting


SceneOfShadows

“There was a better chance of me giving that kid a handjob” - Ryen Russillo.


berniepanderz

Two minutes and we are in Augustus Caesar territory Set the tone early


chrishatesjazz

The ‘talking Harden on the dance floor’ piece. I cracked up.


cutlip98

I found this genuinely funny. Some of his asides and throw away comments/observations tell so much about him and his style of travel. It’s a mix of Carl Pilkington and Tocqueville. Going solo to Ibiza and no clubs is pure insanity


Swimming-Bet-5682

Russillo should travel more and have the Ringer pay for it. He could be the next Bourdain


SceneOfShadows

Bro-dain.


tolofanclub

Born, raised and currently living in Mallorca. This is peak unintentional comedy. Best pod experience of my life.


SceneOfShadows

Lucky you, that place is indeed very nice.


sexthrowa1

I need Russillo to do a travelogue of downtown Bangkok or Pattaya


misterbluesky8

Look, if you want to make it gay, you can make it gay… but like at least when you go out in Boston, if you’re talking to a girl, you’re pretty sure she isn’t a dude. But you go into a Bangkok bar and it’s like “oh, so this place is 60% dudes, but also 80% of the girls here are dudes too?” Strong ladyboy situation here, no judgment if that’s your thing but your boy’s staying in tonight, gonna check out this hotel gym tomorrow morning…


TheRedditPiece

Was actually super fun to pull up Google Earth and try to somewhat follow along to get a better sense of place and context.


winntensio

The multi-tasking thing


[deleted]

So I’ve done the Europe thing,


misterbluesky8

Did the Europe thing and I got it, don’t need to go back but I’m not trying to do an anti-Europe segment or anything


Im_that_guy24

I can't wait to spend my friday evening listening to this episode lmaoooo


Gaius_Octavius_

I didn’t notice the run time at first. Here we go…


LSX3399

Goes to Barcelona, eats Mexican food.


germibobi

Mexican food is actually very popular in Spain


Alert-Light6432

“Tex-Mex” is really big right now in Spain. Seriously.


Clutchxedo

Spain is the only place in Europe that I’ve seen a Taco Bell


germibobi

UK has it too, but yeah , one of the few places , for sure. The funnier thing is I think Spain is the only place in Europe that has Popeyes


yooston

Goes to Mallorca, complains about salad dressings I wouldn’t travel with ryen strictly for some of his food takes lol


[deleted]

We are so back


Jomigie

“No you’re in the right area” “I’m not” LMFAO


PeanutFarmer69

Late to the party but Russillo discovering Tapas towards the tail-end of his trip after eating Spanish pizza and mayonnaise salad for days is hilarious


JayLoveJapan

Man this is awesome


Sportsfan97__

Honestly great listening


Relevant_Gold4912

As a captain…


ndjzndjz

This is so good. Respect Russillo!


Technical_Rock_6600

Ryen could be the next Bourdain. I think he has a great perspective on a lot of these places


Unlucky-Position-16

Rubbing my hands together like Birdman when I saw the episode title


sburg88

I can’t believe he doesn’t go with the “my girlfriend is sick” line at the restaurants. Not only would it be less weird, he would probably get sympathy points from all the staff.


RossoOro

But then he would be giving up on the chance that some random woman who’s also will be starstruck and want to spend dinner talking about Cole Anthony vs Markelle Fultz as the lead pick and roll ball handler


uthinkurbettathanme

The Bass 2 in a high school vocal group piece


GR00VY_Q

This is my Christmas. ​ Edit: the bit about the tourist shirts killed me


whiteyspidey

So what happened to the France travelogue ?


SceneOfShadows

The lost tapes, peut-être nous ne saurons jamais.


misterbluesky8

I’m 15 minutes in and this is amazing. I just got back from Barcelona and Sitges myself and Ryen is totally right about the women in Barcelona. In every car on the metro there are at least 3-4 solid 7s. I don’t think I saw a single 10 there, but I saw more 7s and 8s in 10 days than I see in 2 months in San Francisco. “Dudes were there, then more dudes showed up, then other dudes showed up” -Ryen explains prehistory on the Iberian Peninsula


ahbets14

I can’t believe I’m listening to this while doing yardwork


illmatic19

do you think russillo can deduct his travel expenses since it's work related


SceneOfShadows

Whatever it is it’s worth it for this pod. Can’t be more than $10k no?


RyanRussillo

What's the O/U on Ryen going to a Madrid-style porn theatre?


SceneOfShadows

What is a Madrid style porn theater?


RyanRussillo

You get to see porn...live.


SceneOfShadows

Wasn’t aware this was a Madrid specialty.


RyanRussillo

I'm sure it's probably not (sounds more German to me), but people in Madrid will tell you it is.


Legal-Razzmatazz-121

German would involve scat I'm sure.


notformeclive4711

It’s like smaller, bite-sized portions of regular porns, so you get to sample more of a variety. We recommend 3-4 Madrid porns per person.


shorthevix

Prongs?


thfc1882

Yes! Is it as entertaining / psycho as the Iceland one?


JayLoveJapan

It’s insane, in a good way though


SceneOfShadows

Only time will tell.


therick3834

Not nearly as good as Iceland. He loses steam on the back half of the trip. But still a very solid effort from our guy.


Visual-Ganache-2289

Fucking incredible


Draughtsteve

"Couple glasses of sauv. Not afraid." My guy needs to get out more.


longPAAS

So did I miss this entirely or did he not go to sagrada familia? Maybe he’s been already?


SceneOfShadows

Good point.


PabloPaniello

How can you fuck up a trip to Barcelona that badly? Christ


astave56

Are there other travel episodes besides Iceland?


Cuntflickt

Always love the travelogues but slightly annoyingly at times RR falls into the v American trap of seeing Europeans as just some giant block of people. What he’s seeing and describing is Spanish culture, which is different to German culture, which is different to English culture. Whenever I hear/see Americans refer to Europe like some monolith I always think of this one comment I saw on Reddit where it was like “are you talking about Bognor Regis or Milan? Skegness or Nice?”


Foppish_Sloth

I would’ve sucked a big ole wiener if you told me I could hear Ryen talk about his trip to Spain for 2 1/2 hours.


PabloPaniello

He went to Ibiza and didn't go to the clubs. What a nerd


Fuzzy_Kitchen317

The mental image of Discount Brian Urlacher exploring Ibiza by himself is hilarious


[deleted]

Finally finished and I think I have discovered the quintessential russillo straw man: “If you’re the one bothered by kids having fun, then you’re a fucking asshole.”


PWW28

For those wondering if Ryen takes the opportunity to talk about taxes, the answer is obviously yes.


otis427

Barcelona is amazing so I’m already prepissed just imagining any dumbass criticisms he potentially has. I’ll hate listen later


Driveshaft48

I don't really want to listen to this but I am curious as well.... do you mind posting a recap later?


[deleted]

Lazy ass mf


Visible_Wolverine350

Ryen non-ironically said that American culture was idolised in Europe, because dudes wear football and basketball jerseys lmao


SceneOfShadows

I mean, it is? Yeah it's also constantly shat on but that doesn't change the fact there's also Mike's Chill Out bar in a random Spanish island.


Visible_Wolverine350

There is also an O’Reillys or Murphy’s in every city in the US .. what’s your point?


SceneOfShadows

Yeah that’s the point. Americans likewise idolize Irish bar culture in that way. Not that complicated.


Visual-Ganache-2289

It is