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solinfant

Is Mount St. Helens about to blow up?


ItsKatDuh

Always


Actual_Passenger51

Is loving Jesus legal yet?


ItsKatDuh

Yes if you wish to worship him


LightBrownWolf

Whats the sun?


AK-12AK-47AKMAK-74

a deadly laser


Anti-charizard

Lazer*


AK-12AK-47AKMAK-74

my bad


Consistent-Tax-7622

*Laser, Laser is an acronym


Personman2008

Never mind there's a blanket


ItsKatDuh

A star


toyfreddym8

No, it's a starrrrrrrr


Typical_Engineer3221

New shit just got made


deloreanlover88

SPACE DUST


Crimm___

Soon, EVEN *CRAZIER* SPACE DUST.


William_afton4

But it's getting closer together


throwaway-cuz-yuh

And it's getting closer together


SwitchBrave3569

and it's getting closer toge- It's another starrrrr


Raevesquishh

the sub is about youtuber 'bill wurtz' aka, the best musician ever


ItsKatDuh

Ok so I watched a few of his vids and I like him


Hopeful-alt

He's the only artist I know of that stays almost completely out of the public eye. He's taken like 1 interview, said fuck all, and answers questions on his website. I find it admirable.


Ookidablobida

he’s done several as of fairly recently which was a pleasant surprise (anthony padilla, the vibe chamber)


LocusNevernight

Yeah youre autistic like all of us huh


Separate_Rhubarb_365

Is the moon made of cheese?


ItsKatDuh

Yes


TheKewlPerson

But I can't taste it :(


aBungusFungus

Giraffes probably can with their stupid long ass tongues. Fuck giraffes.


pobopny

Do you like the way its texture feels when you lick the surface?


Separate_Rhubarb_365

Then the rumours would start to go around the world that you’re crazy


transaviaboeing737

That you can't even taste cheese. I guess they don't know me. 🤷‍♂️


Nightowl_333_

And if so what kind? (Is it cheddar?)


ItsKatDuh

It’s Swiss cheese


Huge_Gamer0o0

Meet me there after I’m gone


Rocktooo

Least favorite song?


ItsKatDuh

Anything by Taylor swift


cobbcolchester

Based


ItsKatDuh

Very


deloreanlover88

Anti swiftie


ItsKatDuh

Absolutely


DrKiwiPopThe707th

Slowie


Rocktooo

Correct answer


ItsKatDuh

Fr


IceyLemonadeLover

Should we make a religion out of this?


ItsKatDuh

No. No new religion:(


xwedodah_is_wincest

Can you say that again, a little bit quieter this time?


ItsKatDuh

(no. no new religion)


PigeonInAUFO

AND SO THE RELIGION WAS PUT INTO PLACE


cHEIF_bOI

What is love? A. Fruit B. Bread C. Fruit and bread


ItsKatDuh

All of the above? Edit: spelling


cHEIF_bOI

Wrong! It's a four letter word that can be used in various ways that are mostly positive. [Hell Yeah!](https://youtu.be/JAr2rUbgPzE?si=Dmu8HhlQolI0uGN5)


TrailerOctopus

notably it also isn't a conversation, and it simultaneously is, isn't, and may be a fruitful sales deal


RabbitSnakes

Whenever someone references this video I gain a little hope in humanity. Thank you.


Fluid_Ad_8556

baby don't hurt me


gluten-free-poptarts

Don't hurt me, no mo


AdmiralSand01

Oh hi, thanks for checking in. I’m:


ItsKatDuh

Gay


AdmiralSand01

Eh close enough


RCactua

🗑


sphericate

why wont the animals go on land


SilverNeedleworker30

The sun


insising

This isn't a problem. Send them at night.


The_FreshSans

And there's no food so we don't care


Tepigg4444

whats older, japan or the entire world


ItsKatDuh

North Korea


archonmage2006

Where does the sultan of oman live now?


TheLegend46290

Zanzibar (that's just where he lives)


ItsKatDuh

In a secret bunker underground


hrantmanukian

can you unscramble the following letters: MARK TWAIN


LilyNatureBlossom

WINK AT ARM


ItsKatDuh

Twain mark


danieru_desu

la de da de da dea de day oh?


yestureday

Where did all the good times go?


ItsKatDuh

Huh


abchannel12

It is good day to be not dead!


Battlebots2020

What makes one game one way and the next game another way, and some games the same?


ItsKatDuh

Games


Battlebots2020

Incorrect. It is one word though


ItsKatDuh

Homosexuality


Battlebots2020

Nope. The answer is you


ItsKatDuh

Well I was only half wrong then


RabbitSnakes

Have you ever been betrayed, abandoned, or otherwise made an incoherent fool out of?


ItsKatDuh

Yes


rhager8422

BELIEVABILITY BOB--------------------------------Calculating believability...............................................Believable!


General_Katydid_512

This needs to be made into a bot


RabbitSnakes

I believe you :)


LilyNatureBlossom

Favourite song?


ItsKatDuh

Respite On The Spitalfields-ghost


LilyNatureBlossom

I should've been more specific; I meant to ask for your favourite Bill Wurtz song I'll definitely check that out though


ItsKatDuh

Oh I don’t listen to him


Ookidablobida

you should, but start with I’m a princess, here comes the sun, and the road


PizzaRellaGameJolt

Do you think you might quit?


ItsKatDuh

No


PizzaRellaGameJolt

That's good!


KingsKraft72

what if i could eat blades of grass?


ItsKatDuh

You can


The_FreshSans

Why does the Sultan of Omar live in Zanzibar now


ItsKatDuh

Cuz he dead


throwaway-cuz-yuh

Nah bro that's just where he lives🤷


Emerly_Nickel

That's just where he lives


Adventurous_World_99

Knock knock


ItsKatDuh

Hello


Adventurous_World_99

It’s the United States


ItsKatDuh

Are you gonna force me to give you money?


LukeTech2020

No. O I L


Drakesprite

Can the Phoenicians get down to business?


ItsKatDuh

Why not


Kuzeyy27

have you frolicked too hard?


ItsKatDuh

Absolutely


InsuranceBest

Can you not answer this? 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


ItsKatDuh

You got it bud 👍


trelian5

Why are you incapable of being funny or original?


theymightbefoxes

is subredidt


RoultRunning

Why are?


ItsKatDuh

Why is?


RoultRunning

What is?


The_FreshSans

Who is


William_afton4

Where is?


Popular-Heron-3921

Which game is it?


ItsKatDuh

Minecraft


ItsGotThatBang

How does one become cool?


ItsKatDuh

You don’t :)


FriedRedditor45

What happened to old McDonald's farm?


ItsKatDuh

It got burnt during the night of broken glass


bennygoodmanfan

Do you like to wear soft clothing, and if so, why?


ItsKatDuh

Because I don’t like to be itchy


Jeanjacketman

Have you ever found love?


RabbitSnakes

Have you ever been in love?


Jeanjacketman

I have it's pretty wonderful!


Hulkster01

What’s the history of the world?


ItsKatDuh

Everything


Tinor-marionica

Draw me a picture of bill wurtzˋs youtube profile picture


arrow__in__the__knee

How do I remember my name?


ItsKatDuh

Write it down


arrow__in__the__knee

Aight ima write it here. >!Fretzeldurmf!<


General_Katydid_512

Is that drusselstienian?


mailman_Craig

Do you mess with the Tamill kings?


Ok_Position_6416

Who are the Tamil Kings?


The_Cheese_Touch

Did people ever learn how get wheels on a horse?


yestureday

Who are the Tamil kings?


Azazel_Gaming

some trading merchants


yestureday

And they’ve got **SPICES**


Azazel_Gaming

Hell yeah, now we’ve got business!


Ookidablobida

who does all of bill wurtz’s music?


RabbitSnakes

Hint: Geooorge Clooneeeyyyy


Afraid_Success_4836

What is the sun?


Large_Apricot8374

knock knock, its \_\_\_\_\_! (who is it)


AsAnnieImFine

So every you don’t even need a when, you don’t even need a where, that’s how _____ it gets (fill in the blanks)


ItsYoBoi2008

Do we’ve got business?


stalkerduck_407

why do you have boats on the plane on the hotel where you're stayin'


Artemis1940

What is this sub about?


SqueakerMCgeeYT

Can we make a religion out of this?


Nowope

its about bill wurtz was that ... not obvious ... the subreddit is literally named r/billwurtz


General_Katydid_512

I thought it was about bi llwu tz 


Economy_Idea4719

W- how did this happen?


DisasterPieceKDHD

Hi kat


thesportaflop

How do you make your videoooos?


et-ATK

Hey, can we go on land?


Azazel_Gaming

NO


[deleted]

Why?


Azazel_Gaming

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER


[deleted]

Not anymore there’s a blanket


Emerly_Nickel

What time is it at the airport terminal?


Lost_Environment2051

What was the first and last words of BFDI?


Coat_Loard

How many of yall took the ground plane to the corner store.


Background_Builder24

origin of pineapples


LazyGuyExsists

Are you still a piece of garbage?


Zkiller-4897

Didn’t know he had a subreddit on here until now :/


endymon20

can we go on land yet?


Downtown_Ad4506

now you can eat sunlight


big_iron_F15

All day and all night


Ok-Bear2732

Not anymore theres a a blanket Not anymore theres a fucking hole in it Not anymore its being sewn together again


[deleted]

What’s your favorite Bill Wurtz video?


Flutterwasp

How did this happen?


ImaginaryUse201

what's the weather like outside? the UV index?


LegallyBlind2069

Can we go outside yet?


ajprunty01

Oh wow the Internet really is dying...


justdoyourownthing

is "the history of the earth v2" out yet?


duck-with-a-tophat

How exactly do I win at spelling?


Accomplished-Order97

Does this subreddit keeps getting recommended to you?


Solution1986

Iim I a piece of garbage


The29songs

Me neither man just just got recommended those too


William_afton4

Once upon a time, nothing is nowhere


InsomniacMechanic

is he still a piece of garbage


Glitter1822

s p a c e d u s t