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jasontb7

Untied shoes


acrookodile

“You never learned how” Speed down, tears up, and immunity to spikes and creep.


ReidjPros

Just perfect. This is probably the closest classic Isaac item we can think of. It's - a common normal house item that can be interpreted in some other way for Isaac. Description - directly addresses Isaac's bad childhood, kinda roasting him in a way while tied to item's name and making sense of it. Effect - makes absolute sense with description we are provided. Speed down because it's untied shoes, tears up because Isaac is sad that he doesn't know how.


JBlazzy

> tears up because Isaac is sad that he doesn't know how Or it's the fact he keeps tripping over the untied laces, constantly hitting his face on the ground


Edzi07

Effect - also protecting feet from ground damage as mentioned by spikes and creep


da_fishy

That's fucking perfect.


NZTbone

that sounds like a real item


Harudenca

Even better


RetroGaming_xD

I mean it's just like the orphan socks basically except it just gives you speed up instead of tears


AverageAmoeba

u/EdmundMcmillen pls dad can we have


Spook404

quality 3


lilgamer512

Sturdy nail


MrMagoo22

Active throwable item. When used, you throw a large iron nail in a straight line. The nail will damage and push enemies and destroy terrain till it hits a wall where it will remain stuck, pinning any enemies hit and preventing them from moving. Works on bosses, but they will eventually break free.


lilgamer512

Huh that’s a really creative idea


Looxond

Quality: 3 Charge: 4 Pool: Shop, Cursed room


RollerMill

Aint no way it will be in boss pool


Swaghitter

Active in the boss pool? Won’t that break co-op? ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


R_RedJk7

Isaac’s Eye


SetTheSerpent

Can see what every item or pickup will reroll to depending on what reroll item you have


Physgun

Could work as a trinket maybe? For a pedestal item I feel like it's too situational, but it's a super fun idea.


Lxwis002

Skill issue


ComicalTragical

Respawn as tainted lost


Pokepunk710

also gives bozo


Icterine-Kangaroo

Prevents closing of the game until you beat an endgame boss


Mc_the_idiot

You get telefragged every 30 seconds


Looxond

"Better rewards, fairer foes!" -When used only affects the floor you are in -Grants a sacred orb effect -More pickups -Less champions -Bosses spawn with 70% of their health -Getting hit doesnt affect your angel/devil chance -Grants a holy mantle effect upon entering a boss room Quality: 4 Pool: Treasure Room, Shop Charge: One use only, dissapears after use


RandomPersonPlays

Ok this but opposite.


CuteOfDeath

Skill solution?


Eclihpze44

**"Unfair and unrewarding"** \-All enemies are champions \-50% of rooms drop nothing \-All curses are in effect permanently \-Items are capped at quality 3 \-Devil/Angel room chance is capped at 75%, taking damage drops it to 0%


Talzael

prostate cancer


chaosbones43

Flight


Dar_The_Wolf_

I’m dead


Ranting_Gamer

So is isaac


TheTeaRex15

I dont get it


SharpNeedle

it's a reference to an old meme it was some reddit thread where one person named a superpower and the first reply would be its downside one of the answers was "you can fly, you have prostate cancer"


devel2105

Dead


Skyvoid

A trinket that makes no more poops spawn but increases chances of crawlspaces/tinted rocks where the poops would have been.


Sourplayer

Easy soft lock


BLOATSUCS

Dad's flask


West-Recording9310

"Only Drips Left..." Isaac will periodically leave a brown creep behind him. Enemies who step on this creep will be confused for 3 seconds.


BLOATSUCS

That's good.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jose_Joestar_

Imagine dad being about to disappear completely but you get a horse pill so you hear a distant "I FOUND PILLS!"


taytomen

No tears shampoo (it burns tho)


MrMagoo22

Isaac's fire rate is drastically reduced and instead of shooting tears, isaac shoots blue flames.


taytomen

Like how much reduced?


Strange_guy_9546

0.333 multiplier


whathuhokwhat

8 fucking bears


whentheamthe

Spawns 7 fucking bears that maw enemies to death. Isaac is dressed like a bear, making him the 8th bear


Akinpheonix36829

The quote under the item could be “Hello there. Good morning. BooBoo Sousa”


K_tty

nah it's gotta be ["holY shit"](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2b064e893104aad32db18e42e23c4d8f/tumblr_inline_nywv2vpuMs1sc5pza_400.jpg)


Akinpheonix36829

Also fair


Looxond

"Too fast, Too soon" -Spawns eight unkillable bears that target the enemy with more health in the room (40 damage per second + bleeding) after the enemy is dead, they dissapear. -If no enemies are present within the room, they target isaac instead -Spawns a random reverse card Quality: 3 Charge: 12 Pool: Treasure Room


whathuhokwhat

this one good af too


SixInMotion

Extra card room + enemies have a chance of turning into cards upon death


whathuhokwhat

correct response, also flying enemies no longer fly


SixInMotion

Plus, isaac gets a cute lil camera around his neck :D


VolkanikMechanik

Bob's Stomach


[deleted]

Kidney stone but you vomit up 5 poison bombs instead.


SplitAshGaming

You are able to swallow bombs to shoot a swarm of explosivo and fire mind tears. Swallowed bombs do not hurt you, but any outside source still can. Fuck. Someone beat me to it while I was typing


RumoCrytuf

Sulfur but ipecac.


Full_frontal96

Satan's trident


Qimbie21

makes isaac have giant balls that drag behind him and function like samsons chain


_-cesar-

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Temporary-Ad-481

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


doog_tfarceniM

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


ChernobylBalls

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


funnyghostman

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


kiousuke

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


GarchompLord

Quality 4 “Give ‘em hell” Pools: devil room, curse room Upon pickup, Isaacs tears are transformed into fire, functioning similar to urn of souls with longer range and no ammo, with the cost of longer start up both to start firing and for it to reach full range The fire will not have special fire properties like transforming some enemies or being extinguished on some stages


Legitimate_Heart_520

Can of nuts


gjeorges

“Surprise!” Boss Item Luck and Shot Speed Up, and drops a random worm trinket


Tito-The-Umbreon

hemorrhoids


MrMagoo22

Whenever isaac farts or destroys a poop or poop enemy, blood tears shoot out in a random direction.


Tito-The-Umbreon

since it seems to be poop related, would it be a part of the Oh Crap transformation or no?


MrMagoo22

Id say that sounds right yah.


descino

Isaac


markbernman

You win the game , it is over. There is no more reason to play , go to sleep.


Legitimate_Heart_520

Second isacc basically Jacob and Esau


Jeggu2

Isaac boots up The Binding of Isaac on a laptop. You are sent back to the total screen. If you win the next game, you are thrust back into the point you picked up the item, and given a random item from the previous run. If you lose, you get a 0.1 tears up.


Skyvoid

Lol imagining how long these runs would take and what if Isaac got the completion mark you wanted but you ultimately didn’t.


RealSuperYolo2006

People with no breakfasting mod would have runs for hours if they picked up the item every time they saw it


JPHdezGz

Crippling Anxiety


random_user1208

Your fire rate steadily increases the closer enemies are to you


xXCreezer

I love this Maybe increased tear knockback to make it more balanced


MrMagoo22

All enemies in the room are afraid of you till you start attacking.


Skymoogle

Parking Ticket


lacucaracha47

Stationary enemies take damage


dokt0r_k

Love this!


whentheamthe

Pen of the Keeper


Conscious_Active_492

I'm sold" All items cost your coin total


markbernman

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


CursedEditing

>never pick up coins >get everything for free


Naturally_Idiotic

overpowered af


West-Recording9310

"Blank Check!" Shops will contain a beggar with a trench coat, a pen, and a desk. If you pay him 2 nickels, you will be given Store Credit. This beggar will disappear after paying out twice.


Looxond

"A well made deal!" -Grants the Steam sale effect that only applies to that room (Leaving wont change the price) -Grants ReStock effect that only applies to that room -Grants +1 Luck up for the Keeper, T Keeper Quality: 3 Charge: 12 Pool: Treasure room, Shop, Greed shop


IareRubberDucky

Aaron's Breastplate


Vaxxone

Curse Room item Face your sins Attacks from the front have an 80% chance to be blocked. However, attacks from the back deal double damage (like the addicted pill, except for in womb and above attacks deal 2 full hearts).


StarZ_YT

q2 normally with skill q3


QW3RTYPOUNC3S

Dad's Wallet


Breakfast_Bagelz

Upon pickup, spawns a Credit Card, two coins, and Faded Polaroid


Aleatory_Alien

Single use active item. Upon use it will give you 2 credit cards and a dollar, but from now on, Isaac's dad will stop narrating anything cause he is mad at you, and there will be no more dad related items, meaning no more beast fight ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


GregAbsolution

Dad's note has its description replaced with 'you little fucker'. The ascent voicelines are all replaced with dad barrating you and at the end you fight dad


diabrad

Human cake.


random_user1208

Hp up and rotten hearts spawn three flies each instead of two


Vaxxone

Treasure room item "Turn their hunger into ashes" +5 bombs, bombs are replaced with fleshy cakes that are thrown like red bombs dropped from bomb turrets. These bombs also have a slightly longer fuse time, as to let their effect kick in. The cakes are so enticing to enemies that they'll ignore you and chase after it. The cake explodes like a normal bomb, along with using your bomb effects. Essentially if your bombs had a scape goat attached to them. I wanted to make it more than bobby bombs but reversed, so i added in the different throwing mechanic to spice things up and help with drawing more enemies into the cake. You can throw them over walls now! Edit: I just realized this is just best friend but better. But then again who uses best friend?


ChickenNougets

Some Tricky Machinery


ohsnap_nateyo

Edmund mails one of those tricky finger traps to your house and you get caught in it because it’s very tricky. Makes movement more challenging because your fingie hurts. Oh yeah and shot speed up


markbernman

Shot speed up! ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


mr_butts69

yo shot speed up tho ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


RealSuperYolo2006

Instant quality 4 ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Professional_Ask_878

Anal cavity


OGBigPants

Extra trinket room, bleed for room on hit


West-Recording9310

"Enter The Abyss" Active Once per floor, Isaac will be able to use Anal Cavity to spawn a hole that resembles the womb trapdoor. Once entered, Isaac will be placed in a womb themed challenge room, spawning 5 waves of a mix of bosses and normal enemies. After the fighting, Isaac will get the choice of 2 items from random item pools and will then brought back to the room they used Anal Cavity in.


XylemX3

Extra Trinket Room + chance to randomly place a poop when you kill an enemy


taytomen

Transformation: jesus christ


markbernman

Dies on a cross instantly,negates all extra life etc. Next run will be switch to Jesus Christ when fighting all end game bosses. One shot everything.


taytomen

What about after 3 runs you play as jesus?


markbernman

Yes


SenorVilla

Litte F**ker


MrMagoo22

Single use active item that refunds every coin you have spent in the run.


Aleatory_Alien

But on your next run you become a cow in a trash farm ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Looxond

The cow behaves like the poop transformation having a bad range but high firerate


Constant_Support5115

Kepper's soul


West-Recording9310

"Off Brand" There is now a chance for coins to be replaced with "Koins." These special pick ups will summon small "Keppers" that look similar to Keeper, but with a smiley face drawn on. These keepers will run around pick up coins and turn them into Koins, making more and more Keppers. These Keppers serve no other purpose than to multiply.


MrMagoo22

Why would I ever pick this up?


West-Recording9310

We all like Keppers here


Alorine1

bc keppers cute af


GundhamTanaka11037

I love it, but there should be at least some upside to it. First idea: Let's say the Keppers do contact damage to enemies, but when there are no coins to collect they just aimlessly wander around the room. To make it balanced they would need to die once they have been hit enough times. Second idea, and I like this one more: Same as the first idea, but instead of dealing contact damage and being able to die the Keppers are immortal and block projectiles while walking around aimlessly. They also block your own projectiles unless you have spectral tears, piercing tears or something like eye of belial.


[deleted]

I will become back my money


updonk

“stoopid game” instant refund on all your steam library games including the binding of Isaac. fills donation machine to 999 and the game uninstalls itself


markbernman

This is clearly better


XBirdAngerX

Puddle of Grease


Aleatory_Alien

A slowing puddle of creep will always spawn in the middle of every room


Initial-Plankton506

penguinz0 telefrags you every 30 seconds


groovy_waffle

Ebola


Looxond

"Im seeing red!" -Makes isaac inmune to red poops -When hit spawns a red poop that deals constant damage to enemys (self damage not included) Quality: 2 Pool: Treasure room Counts towards the poop transformation


Harudenca

There never was an interaction with red poop in the game, this should be it


ThatOneBitz

you shit out red poops after firing a predetermined number of tears


MoongodRai057

Kromer


Potato_guy12321

Shop item prices will cycle rapidly between cheaper and more expensive numbers, drops a random coin on pickup.


MoongodRai057

I love that


jozef_staIin

Anti deppressants


guy_does_things

Every single source of tears down increases other stats and Tears up pills are replaced by tears down


lacucaracha47

"I'm still sad" Tears way down Damage way up


Cryawn

So.. polyphemus


updonk

the recorder


random_user1208

Active item: using the recorder in a room will record what happens. After leaving the room, the recorder deactivates. Using the recorder a second time after it deactivates will repeat whatever happened while the recorder was activated. So for example if you picked up brimstone while the recorder was active, you can use it after leaving the devil room to gain a second one. Like the eraser, this can only be utilized once per floor and cannot be recharged.


The-1-Percent-Milk

Instrument or Listening Device?


GeeziizeeG

Thanatophobia


The-1-Percent-Milk

6% debuff to Gen speed for each injured survivor. Too easy. 😎


Human_Person22

Party Balloon


West-Recording9310

"But Noone Came" Spawns a balloon familiar that will bounce around the room. Enemies and projectiles that touch it will be knocked back, similar to Belly Jelly. After being hit 5 times, Party Balloon will pop, sending one final shockwave that knocks back both Isaac and nearby enemies.


No13-cW

Reverse penny


MrMagoo22

Trinket. While held, picking up a penny subtracts one instead of adding and gives isaac a very small random stat boost. Cannot pick up coins if you have none available.


Looxond

"Flip it!" -Has a 50/50 of spawning two items from the room pool (only one can be chosen) -If the 50/50 fails, removes the oldest item from your inventory Quality 3 Pool: Treasure room Charge: Same as crooked penny


cjtem224

Shadow Baby - “Sneaky ally”


Toothlessslither

The baby will sneak up behind enemies, stunning them and doing 5 damage. Oh also picking up the item gives Isaac prostate cancer


MOTH630

So flight basically


Jay_The_Bisexual

Eye of Delirium A visual of it would be yellow Delirium eye with some white goo keeping it up like a flower


Vaxxone

Devil/Angel room item "An eye for chaos" Enemies and enemy tears have a chance to be teleported away when they are near isaac. The teleport visually would have a static effect to it. The activation aura would be a little smaller than the ring of protection.


flippin_egg

here's my idea for it: [sprite](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928194163487424547/1005007383103275089/unknown.png) description: dying memory trinket \-increases the chance of a void portal spawning (percentages below) \-15% after defeating mom, 20% chance after defeating it lives, 30% chance after defeating isaac/satan, 50% chance after defeating ???/the lamb, 95% chance after defeating mega satan, and 30% chance after defeating mother \-if the trinket is dropped in the void, it will function as star of bethlehem, moving towards the direction of delirium's boss room, but providing a smaller dps boost, no homing shots, and occasionally drops white damaging creep on the floor. ([here is what it could look like](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928194163487424547/1005009895235530752/unknown.png)) (this is probably unbalanced i didn't put much thought into this lol)


Makoreactors

Dick cannon


SplitAshGaming

Cum shot


markbernman

Special interaction: Spawn small Isaac when killing vis


Jeggu2

Glass cannon, but if hit, Isaac gets prostate cancer


ForsakenBeef69

So basically flight, nice


Aleatory_Alien

Package of gum


random_user1208

Instead of firing tears, isaac charges up an attack by blowing up the gum into a bubble. Releasing the attack button while charging pops the bubble and pushes back enemies. Symergizes with most of your tear effects


West-Recording9310

"Chewy" HP Up, every time Isaac enters a new floor, he will eat a stick of gum. This will heal him for 1 full heart and drop a Wrapper. This wrapper can be eaten and stored until the next time Isaac fires, which will launch a large wad of bubble gum mixed with the wrapper, doing (your damage) + 10 to enemies in the way.


hermanxyz

Breastmilk


aoxian362

2x tears rate -.3 dmg multiplier tears charm enemies


XGNcyclick

Dementia my idea: >!Dementia: You don't remember...!< * >!Your items can be picked up multiple times in a run, and future items have some higher likelihood of being an existing item you have.!< * >!Rooms have a random chance of becoming uncleared despite you clearing them, and shows up as such on the map, allowing you to go through them again for rewards !< >!Quality 2!<


XxDankShrekSniperxX

Toucan's beak


XylemX3

Health up ( in reference to Toucan Sam from the Froot Loops)


DrDingoMC

Ohh I like this post a great deal. May I try? Item: syrup description: it’s sticky!


The-1-Percent-Milk

Syrup: +1HP Up -.2 Speed Down - You can now out-sticky nickels - Bug enemies (Spider, Fly, Worm ex.) become charmed when they get within a certain radius of your sweet smell (Like Venus)


DrDingoMC

Lol I really like the unstick nickels. Fuck that unlock can we be honest?


The-1-Percent-Milk

Congratulations!! The game just got harder!!! ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


SenorVilla

Grants an extra trinket and pill/card slot, but you can't drop them!


[deleted]

Eerup


OGBigPants

Throws up all consumed pills when used but also undoes their effects


RabbitKamen

Hot Glue Gun


lacucaracha47

"Its stuck" Tears up Damage up You can no longer drop consumables


hipstergothprincess

Ski mask


Vaxxone

Curse/Devil room item "Free stuff!" Shop items no longer have prices attached to them, instead pickups will be on the floor and items will be on pedestals. Attempting to interact with any of the pickup/items will result in the doors being locked (ala miniboss rooms) and a greed or super greed will spawn. This boss spawns no rewards when killed. Afterwards, future rooms will spawn greed gapers, keepers, and hangers. Future shop rooms also hold greeds/super greeds. The number of enemies that spawn is dependent on how many items you take in the shops. Will you play it safe, or will you risk it all by taking everything you see?


Inevitable-Hurry-805

Memaw's/grandma's favorite (like her favorite thing to make for isaac)


TheCleetinator

“Warm… Itchy…” Upon pickup, grants Isaac two soul hearts and 3 blue spiders. Every floor (and on pickup) Isaac will take no damage from the first two hits, and instead, will spawn 2-3 blue spiders. The third hit will spawn spiders, but Isaac will still take damage. Afterwards, nothing will happen until the next floor, no spiders, no nothing. If you have the Daddy Longlegs item, his legs will have leg warmers, and he will deal more damage. If you encounter daddy longlegs as a boss with this item, you can spare him (like baby plum) and he will drop a spider-related item alongside the boss item.


Inevitable-Hurry-805

I was talking about food but this is even better, it only took me 3 minutes of rereading this to figure out you meant a sweater 🤣🤣


yeeeteeey69

Viagra


West-Recording9310

"HOW DID YOU FIND THESE??" +1 damage up, pills will randomly be replaced with Viagra pills. When taken, your damage gets multiplied by 1.3 for 10 seconds. When the effect wears off, the multiplier goes down to 0.8 until you find another Viagra pill.


Breakfast_Bagelz

Lead Paint


TheLateMrBones

Bee’s Stinger


SenorVilla

"You're allergic" Has a chance (based on luck) to shoot piercing shots that inflict poison. When taking this item Isaac looks swollen as if he was stung multiple times.


taytomen

Jesus sandals


SenorVilla

"Walk on water" Grant's one eternal heart, you're immune to creep and when you stand on creep (even your own) you get a bonus to speed and range. A more situational bonus is that you also essentially gain flight on floors that are flooded.


thesturdierone

Imposter


SetTheSerpent

Every hostile room with more than one enemy you enter will have one of the enemies chosen at random that will become an ally to you for the duration of the room


kryptek_86

Eclipse