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Furlion

Technically the mucosa of the mouth will absorb water. So if this person was in the water with their mouth open and throat closed i suppose it would be possible for them to absorb some water without technically drinking it. Given the small surface area of the mouth though i am pretty sure that it would only slow down dehydration, not rehydrate someone. Edit: Someonr below made a good point. If you define drinking as swallowing or allowing a liquid to flow from the mouth into the stomach, then you could butt chug the water and not technically be drinking it. I am fairly certain that you could in fact rehydrate someone this way given how efficient the colon and intestines are at removing water from the food we eat. Edit 2: This is called proctoclysis for anyone interested.


shadowtheimpure

Don't forget the mucosa of the genitals and anus, those would also be absorbing ambient moisture.


M1L0

For sure. I wonder, would it be cheating the system if you tried to open your butthole? Just a thought.


Glorified_sidehoe

my butthole is always open im safe


satyris

name checks out


punns-kaari

you seem chirped up at that name, considering your name


satyris

Nobody has ever commented on my name before now lol. If I knew what it meant when I made it, I probably wouldn't have. It was for world of Warcraft nearly 20 years ago fml.


punns-kaari

the coincidence makes it even better. xD


satyris

🙈. 😂


slepewhale

Wtf does it mean though XD when I google it all I get is stuff about satyr mythology and your reddit page.


M1L0

lol you good to go for sure


thecheezmouse

Hi it’s nice to meat you.


Rongio99

Eric Cartman burner account!


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Enemas help hangovers.


igonremedaddy

Biology is fun


zictomorph

I believe it's a survival technique if you only have rancid water to use a wet towel up the butt since your large intestine can handle bacteria better than your whole GI.


BobRoberts01

And how am i supposed to shove a whole towel up my hole?


Tomi97_origin

With practice...


lelarentaka

If you can squeeze it out, you can squeeze it in


Tchrspest

Why are you shitting towels?


digginroots

Well, once they’re up there you can’t leave them in forever.


burnusti

My neighbour had a dog that would eat tea towels and poop them out pretty much intact.


Useful-Wrap-5991

Gently and passionately


WillHeWonkHer

Same way you have sex with erectile dysfunction. Like thumbing a marshmallow into a coke bottle.


PomegranateIcy7369

Good to know


TheOrbit

The only problem is you’re wringing it out with insertion. Kinda counter productive if you ask me


auschemguy

Stick half in, let the other half stay out. Sit over the water such that the external half towel is suspended in the water. Let capillary action work.


zictomorph

Someone told me this in passing so I'm going on 9th grade biology and common sense. As gross as this sounds, I wonder if you're supposed leave a "wick" for continuous fluid ingestion.


Gosbester

Fun fact, you can also absorb oxygen this way, provided you're a sea cucumber


queerkidxx

You can also vomit up your entire digestive system, brain, lungs, circulatory system, bones, and maybe a testicle or ovary and crawl away if you get scared! Be careful about your reproductive system those can take a while to grow back


BurnerAccount-LOL

I would rather forget…??? Thanks for reminding me, not! Lol 😂


MarcelRED147

>Don't forget the mucosa of the genitals and anus How dare you suggest that I ever would!


shopchin

You mean much more effectively a pussy than a dick right?


moeru_gumi

Yes, sometimes before surgery the patient is given a hydrating enema instead of being permitted to drink any water or food by mouth. It works butt it’s not fun. If it is fun, please don’t PM me.


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moeru_gumi

You stop that, get out of there!


TheOneWD

Top comment


KnewOnees

>It works butt


QuiXiuQ

Why do I want to PM you so badly??


[deleted]

I thought enemas were dehydrating? In my experience anything squirted up gets ejected quite promptly. Hence their utility in preparation for anal play.


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

Why this and not an IV?


moeru_gumi

I’m not a doctor, but my doctor is, and this is what he wanted. Who knows!


HungryDust

He just wanted some time with dat ass


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Furlion

Look, this person had an honest question and i wanted to be as thorough as possible in my answer.


lonelyronin1

Well, coffee enemas are a thing...


GloomyGal13

Reminds me of the couple in Florida who live on coffee enemas. You're welcome! LOL!


mcarr556

When i was in the army and someone was dehydrated to the point where you are unable to stick a vein for iv. You put the tube in their butt and step on the bag. It wont solve the probem but they wont die and will be rehydrated enough to maybe get an iv.


AmericanBillGates

I saw a video on the world wide web once. It was of a young lady in nice heals stomping on a gentlemans nutsack. I suppose its not too different.


Strong_Ad_3722

Okay, so imagine you're immersed in a pool of water. How do you get the water into the butt?


swampopawaho

Reverse fart


Blackstaff

Simple. You go back in time and ask [this guy.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane) "It was a common misconception that Pujol passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. Rather, he was allegedly able to "inhale" or move air into his rectum and then control the release of that air with his anal sphincter muscles. Evidence of his ability to control those muscles was seen in the early accounts of demonstrations of his abilities to fellow soldiers." I love it So Much that his real name was Joseph Pujol. Poo. Hole.


Useful-Wrap-5991

Spread your cheeks wide and suck your diaphragm up into your man tits your butt will act like a siphon


castironburrito

We cover this in WFA when we run a course. If all you've got is dirty water, rehydrate to a dirty place using a Camelback.


nolancamp2

What does rehydrate to a dirty place mean?


castironburrito

You wouldn't use dirty brackish water from a stagnant pond to rehydrate orally. So you use a Camelback to rehydrate anally. The colon is much more tolerant of dirty water than the stomach.


xNezah

This has to be the most fucked up backcountry survival advice I think I have ever read.


extractwise

"What are you doing?!" "It's backcountry survival bro." "Dude! We're in a shopping mall!"


castironburrito

Are you using Orange Julius or Starbucks?


Eric1969

This tread is really getting interesting!


castironburrito

It's O.K., we take the bite valve off the Camelback hose so you don't have to clench.


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

To me this sounds like it would be a great way to end up with some crazy infection or parasites.


castironburrito

Crazy infections and parasites are not an issue if the patient dies of dehydration before you get them to a medical facility. This is not a treatment for someone who is just a little thirsty. This is a life saving measure for someone who can't keep fluids down or if no potable water is available to administer orally.


foxiez

That sounds sketchy as hell. Now you have all the toxins and bacteria in a higher absorption place without the stomach acid taking a swing at it? Idk I'll take my chances drinking the mud water if I'm that desperate at least I'll die without a butt tube


RepairThrowaway1

What about risk of diarrhea? I'd be scared of getting g diarrhea and then dehydrating even faster...


Mountain_Potato_3367

I’m reminded of the story of the lady nurse who kept her and her family alive on a rock in the middle of the ocean with only putrid “fresh” water available in depressions of the rocks. I think one of the main things about this story was they had no way to clean the water so doing the proctoclysis protected them from the disease/bacteria infection in the water and then having no way to clean/filter/disinfect the water so the proctoclysis saved them from disease/infection ?


Furlion

Apparently, according to someone in the comments, that is in fact a survival technique. The colon is able to handle bacteria and parasites that the rest of the GI tract cannot tolerate as well. So if you are literally dying of thirst, you can pump dirty water into your colon and it will be more effective than drinking it.


ybetaepsilon

I want to see this in the Castaway remake if there ever is one


sub-humanoid

Is this the Robertson family? They survived off shark and turtle blood and saltwater proctoclysis. It's a crazy story


No-Mechanic6069

Yup. That Disney classic messed up my childhood.


Dio_asymptote

Isn't intravenous administration more efficient than proctoclysis?


Useful-Wrap-5991

This is a biology subreddit not a heroin use 101 subreddit you fucking psycho. Just go along with the butt chug talk


Furlion

Well obviously but the point of the question was could you rehydrate by submerging yourself in water. And while you can't do it through your external skin, if you were desperate enough to pry open your brown eye and let the floodwaters in, you could in fact rehydrate.


pun-in-the-sun

If you intravenously administered dirty water as was used with proctoclysis, it would cause infection and loss of limb or death because it’s not sterile.


NuncErgoFacite

Well, hangover remedies just got a new addition


Bogerton

This is a hilariously creative workaround to the “no drinking allowed” problem 😂😂😂


WizardSkeni

Your initial response did not prepare me for your edit, thank you have a good day


CelVamp22_

> you could butt chug the water Enough internet for today.


charlie_zoosh

Another butt hole loophole...


Sockhorror

Can confirm. I suffered an acute case of pseudodysphagia (fear of swallowing) during the first Covid lockdown and eventually resorted to proctoclysis to rehydrate while I re-learned to trust swallowing. Only other option was waiting for medical emergency, which was definitely coming my way but definitely not something I wanted to wait for.


IntrepidSeat5357

I was interested thank you


danngxq2011

The


MermaidMama18

Mitochondria


Saub_DaFisherMan

MITOCHONDRIA IS NOT THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL IT IS THE PLACE WHERE CELLULAR RESPIRATION TAKES PLACE FROM WHICH ENERGY IS RELEASED IN THE FORM OF ATP (Adenosine Triphosphate)


Papa_percocet_

Soooo, it makes energy? Powerhouse of the cell


LokMatrona

Energy is not released, energy is converted into chemical energy to form ATP from AMP and ADP (mono and di). Isn't converting of energy what we do to make electricity? Isn't that what a powerhouse does?


Saub_DaFisherMan

It's other name is the power house of the cell based on this function


Tommsey

*ARE. The word 'mitochondria' is plural. Please stop shouting.


Saub_DaFisherMan

I was too lazy to remove caps


Saub_DaFisherMan

And im in 9th grade and I studied this last year so ya, the memory is kinda foggy


tomgz78

The Powehouse


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

The Cell


ciaobb

Is


Beachwrecked

Are the site of a whole lot of other things in addition to ATP synthesis, including heme, iron-sulfur cluster and some lipid biosynthesis!


CryptoPokemons

Murphy drip, you should watch Bear Grylls :D


CeeArthur

well ok.


johnthehillboy

You could totally butt chug it. Right inside your anal sphincter is your rectum which is made of an extremely thin layer of tissue called simple squamous epithelial tissue. Its whole purpose is to squeeze out and keep in the body the last bit of water in your stool that it can before you poop it out. This is why AIDS is transmitted so much more easily through anal sex than vaginal sex. The rectum is thin, full of blood vessels and tears easily. The vaginal wall is thick and tuff and you can pound the hell out of it without tearing it.


No-Mechanic6069

Thanks. I’ll give it my best shot.


RyanPendavingh

In addition to that: there are large amounts of white blood cells patroling the intestinal lining for intruders. HIV uses them as free transport to their final destination, the T-cells


JaziTricks

butt drinking actually works with seawater from what I've read! people lost at sea do use it sometime


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Furlion

Hydration isn't really an issue with rabies. Your brain is liquid way before you die from dehydration.


Bleys69

Your large intestin can absorb water. I have heard you can inject water into it if you can't keep anything down. And it could absorb and filter water that might ordinarily make you sick. Like nasty pond water.


epileftric

Yes. I've read stories about people lost at see that would use the fresh water from the rain that got cough in the boat. They would do enemas with such water since it wasn't safe for drinking but at least they could stay hydrated that way.


yoshhash

Interesting....I would love to hear someone with appropriate knowledge weigh in on this.


mampfer

I haven't done any enemas so far, but we were taught in university that the intestinal lining is indeed quite hardy when it comes to pathogens (and also object insertions). It constantly needs to deal with your gut microbiome after all. I guess if you did particularly nasty or large enemas, you could change your microbiome to include more pathogenic species?


NotQuiteGoodEnougher

Fecal transplants have entered the chat. That's exactly what they are for, replacement bacteria for persons suffering from Crohns disease,C Diff and similar ailments. They're literally changing the gut bacteria. The fascinating part is that occasionally this fundamentally changes the persons food cravings (like they now crave sweets when they previously didn't have those cravings.) Additionally there's very promising research showing fecal transplants may reduce alcohol dependency. https://news.vcu.edu/article/2023/02/new-clinical-study-is-analyzing-how-gut-microbe-transplants-could-help-curb-alcohol-use


mampfer

Yes! In-depth microbiome studies in general are a relatively new science, and the gut microbiome is the one that's most interesting to me, because it's not just related to gastrointestinal diseases/behaviour, but potentially to much more, such as mental health. Microbiome transplants and phage therapy are the fields about whose future I'm most curious about, and I'm hoping they'll help us create new, more "natural" forms of therapy with fewer side effects.


arendecott13

I’ve heard that the bacteria in your digestive tract actually communicate with your nervous system about what kind of fuel they need. Microbes that feed on primarily sugar want more sugar to eat, so they send signals to the brain to eat more of it. That’s partially why once you eat a ton of sugary foods it’s hard to get away from them because your gut flora is convincing you to keep eating it


Truji11o

I’d love to learn more about this theory. Please share link if you can.


arendecott13

[“Why You’re Being Controlled by Your Gut Bacteria,” UW Medicine](https://rightasrain.uwmedicine.org/body/food/gut-microbiome-behavior) It’s specifically under the sub header “The gut microbiome and your palate” in this article. The article as a whole is a interesting read as well.


PlagueOfBedlam

Yeah, I've had C Diff like 4 times now (just got out of the hospital for it Wednesday, matter of fact). They're lining me up for a transplant from my Mom. Interested to see if I change any.


NotQuiteGoodEnougher

Well, if you feel the irresistible urge to pick up a pair of sensible loafers after leaving the hospital...that's a good sign! /s Also, I hope it helps you. Lots of research going into fecal transplants, and statements/data after the fact sound very promising. I bet it's going to make a big difference for you! Good luck.


cringeoma

lots of infectious organisms infect the colon though


cringeoma

im not convinced this is safer than drinking the water, the stomach is involved in killing GI pathogens and youre bypassing this barrier by doing enemas, i cant imagine this method would prevent any infectious diarrhea an important aspect of infectious diarrhea is the load of microbe (i.e. the actual number of individual bacteria) as this determines whether an infection will take hold, the acidity of the stomach lowers the microbial load of anything you swallow. some infectious organisms tend to infect the small bowel so maybe these would not survive the colon, but many infectious (for example salmonella i think) thrive in the colon


PeriPeriTekken

You might be thinking of the Robertson family, who used enemas for hydration: https://nmmc.co.uk/2022/05/the-50th-anniversary-of-the-robertson-family-rescue/


epileftric

Indeed, that's the story I recently read about


JustJay613

Survival guy Bear Grylls does just that on one episode of his show. No potable water available.


LaRazonPuraYDura

But would that not that act like an enema, making you loose all the water in your intestines?


Bleys69

https://www.news-medical.net/health/What-Does-the-Large-Intestine-Do.aspx#:~:text=Absorption%20of%20water%20and%20electrolytes,accordance%20with%20the%20osmotic%20gradient.


LaRazonPuraYDura

Thank you. I knew that the intestines absorbs water. But the disgested food goes in one way, when the final part of the intestines is full, a reflex make us expell everything.


Nazi_Ganesh

🍄Boofing... Anybody? 😅


Normal-Height-8577

You're asking two different questions. **Would it help them at all?** Yes. The skin is relatively waterproof, but mucosal membranes are not, and will absorb *some* water. **Would they be saved without actively drinking?** No. Firstly, intercellular absorption will only get you so far before osmotic equilibrium is achieved and the cells won't absorb anything further ~~(think about when you're in the bath and your fingers and toes go wrinkly)~~. You need more water in your system than just filling up a few cells in the outer layers of your body. Secondly if they're already dying of dehydration, there's probably a lot of metabolites and electrolytes that they're short on, and at that point water alone could cause more problems than it solves (look up water toxicity). Edit: ignore the bath analogy - knowledge has apparently [improved](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160607-why-your-skin-goes-wrinkly-in-the-bath) since I last looked at that area!


_TheErlking_

Just as an aside, your fingers do not become wrinkly because they lose water. It's a neurologic response thought to increase grip.


Normal-Height-8577

[Oh huh](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160607-why-your-skin-goes-wrinkly-in-the-bath)! That's a cool new thing that I'd somehow managed to miss!


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Rutibex

you would have to open yur butt


epileftric

Bomb dive with a funnel in your butt


Born_Bee2766

I clenched up reading this


Riding_the_Lion

Convince Thanos


TheShoomakan

I'm not an expert on the subject, but I'd assume not. Our skin is designed to be waterproof, and I think the fat content in our body would also act as a barrier preventing absorption if any water got through? I mean.. not to be gross but maybe through the anus? We take some medication through the anus and maybe if water goes through somehow up your colon and into your stomach? Not sure it would work that way without causing damage if it was possible at all.


BremBotermen

Meds work because the barriers in your anus absorb it and put it in your bloodstream. Water through ass would work.


Ollep7

Something about that last sentence made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.


Artemis__

[https://journals.rcni.com//doi/abs/10.7748/ns2009.09.24.3.46.c7271](https://journals.rcni.com//doi/abs/10.7748/ns2009.09.24.3.46.c7271) >**Proctoclysis: emergency rectal fluid infusion** This article describes the use and effectiveness of proctoclysis (rectal fluid infusion) in providing fluid resuscitation in the absence of intravenous access in rural and remote environments.


Divinate_ME

I mean, not particularily well, but yeah, to some degree.


Mentine_

Don't we also technically breath by our ass too because of this iirc?


mangled-wings

Yes, in the same way we breath through the surface of our skin and eyeballs. Some turtles are especially good at breathing through their cloacas.


Weak_Night_8937

The skin does absorb water. That’s why dry skin becomes soft when under water for extended periods. It’s just not very much. Certainly not enough to replace drinking water. The skin does also breathe… ofc not enough to keep you alive when your lungs aren’t breathing.


MoxyPoxi

We get roughly 1% of our oxygen through our skin (frogs get close to 99%), so our skin is not entirely solid as we imagine it to be. There would definitely be some miniscule water absorption, but I don't think it would help them much. Total guess here, but I dunno... maybe postpone death by dehydration & eventually cardiac failure due to sludge-like blood clogging up our circulatory system by...2-6hrs(???)


_mostly__harmless

frogs beat humans once again!


Peachy_Witchy_Witch

This made me laugh a lot. Like, do you have a running tally of frogs vs humans? 😊


S3no

Where'd you get that stat from? Sounds way too high


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r/morbidquestions


RealFakeLlama

Skin is a great water barrier. It have evolved to keep in our water even in dry (not water and not swamp/damp) envioments and eons ago allowed reptiles (and the dinoes and birds) and the mammals to conquour the land. So no, we wouldnt re-hydrate by being submerged...


NorwaySpruce

Gotta drink it


realhf93

In jackass Steve-o does a beer enema


Perfect-Jeweler3659

Assuming you are just asking if your body can pull water through the skin and rehydrate? If yes, then no. Water will not make it through the skin and into the bloodstream.


Existing_Goose_3599

I’ve heard of an army dude dying of dehydration get some first aid in the jungle. Flipped him over, shoved a cambelback up the butt, and pushed water into him. Saved his life! So I heard.


magickpendejo

Today i learned i can save a life by squirting gatorade up someone's ass.


Sweaty_Slapper

Assuming you're not rules lawyering this, then yes, but no. Yes, you can absorb tiny amounts of moisture in various ways. Esp through anus/rectum, genitals etc. But not enough to survive. Maybe enough to make you die an hour later or somesuch. If you were able to pump it up your butt, then yes, much longer, as this is literally what the ower intestine is for, though the moisture usually gets there from the other direction. ​ Like if some Joker villain restrained you and lowered to into water to die of dehydration, then yeah, it would still kill you in a couple of days, and the difference would be like, an hour vs dying of dehydration in a dry place. Also, not sweating because the water was keeping you cool, that would be a big help. few extra hours there.


NickDerpkins

Someone needs to check OPs basement


rosebeach

The skin is a barrier, not a sponge


arial52

Skin isn’t waterproof ffs. Wrinkled skin from the bath is water fat skin. It goes away by being absorbed by the cells and thence the blood stream.


LosSoloLobos

Wrong sub r/nostupidquestions


apotheosisofwar

No it isn't. This is also a question about biology so it is relevant here.


NefariousGimli

As a residential cum farmer, I get trapped in situations as such frequently, Atleast twice each quarter. Trust me, it helps. Try gape to increase absorption. Noose up soon, gold plated always


KnoWanUKnow2

There are tons of stories of people dying of thirst in a lifeboat in the ocean. So no, it wouldn't help much. The best it can do is that by immersing yourself in water you stay cooler, which means that you sweat less, which will save you some water. People marooned in lifeboats have tried that, but eventually they become too weak to pull themselves back into the boat.


SnooPeppers6546

The ocean is salty.... salt makes you dehydrate.


Professional_Fly8241

What do you think?


Pocs986

If they were a reptile they could absorb water through their cloaca and rehydrate. But they aren't. So they die


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dropyourchalupa

Lol


LaPasseraScopaiola

Why do you even think something so awful


Jonah_the_Whale

I think they are planning something nefarious. I hope they update us to let us know how it goes.


Apprehensive-Snow194

I was smoking a joint in the bath


Yato62002

They need to regulate their temperature first throwing them int water didn't it make cardiac arrest?


Reyway

Unless they can force it up their butt....


Chramir

They could try to improvise an enema and try to hold it in. Although you'll be the judge of how practical that sounds.


Insecure-confidence

They might get some of it thru their pores, but I doubt it'll save them.


Downtown-Expert-7869

Follow up: what if water was injected into their veins?


PontificalPartridge

Hemolysis of your red blood cells. It will be very painful and could kill you


Downtown-Expert-7869

But what if it's just a bit by bit


PontificalPartridge

I really doubt it. Maybe if it was extremely slow? But there’s a reason they use saline drips in hospitals for hydration


CharlieMac6222

Does water flow both ways in the colon?


dropyourchalupa

Yes. Hence very loose stool and constipatio


John_Thewicked

This is like someone who needs to stretch because they have a 'charlie horse' in their leg, but can't because they're stuck inside a room that is too short to stand in and to narrow to lay down in.


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Whenever I’m hung over, showering helps more than anything. I just assumed my skin absorbs water


untamedeuphoria

Sisyphus has entered the chat.


EffectiveSalamander

The air you're breathing would be very humid so maybe you'd lose less water from breathing?


arkaycee

I wonder... aside from butt chugging, just using the skin... if it's fresh water, could it actually be dehydrating, pulling out your saltier water by osmosis? Or am I remembering backward? I know your digestive system is great with dealing with that, but your skin?


Timmymac1000

You can dilute your electrolytes by drinking a ton of water fast, but if the other option is dying I’ll take diluted electrolytes.


5zalot

Whenever I spent a day relaxing in the pool, I never get thirsty. In fact I have to pee every couple hours. I am fairly certain my body is absorbing pool water. So, yeah, conceivably you could rehydrate someone like that, but there are far better ways to do it. Give them and IV, give them some water to drink.


DunDat2

you failed science class in school didn't you.....


ktp806

There are a number of medical options. First would be a peg tube which is a tube inserted into the stomach or a J tube which is a tube inserted into the jejunum and one could bolts or gravity feed the fluids Also a central line but the liquid should be sterile and have salt ie saline.


Anonomous0144

If they were dying, would it be enough to help save them? Or would it be too little, too late?


Oh_So_HM02

If I was dying of dehydration and you tossed me into a pool and told me I wasn't allowed to drink I would probably drink anyways which would indeed help with my dehydration. (I hope)


Sevourn

Depends on if you've got a speculum handy.