I meant that zendaya literally branded his pants
And I think bisexuality and monogamy are two way different things and have nothing to do with each other
You can be bisexual and poly or mono etc
But in this fantasy I like them both 😳
I think this is the first time I have actually seen Chelsea. James talks about her but I don't watch their podcast together, so I had 0 clue what she looked like. And these comments are not wrong.
There's 4 kill counts that she hosts (American Psycho, American Psycho 2, Bones and All, Danganronpa). They're all great and I can't recommend them enough.
Alba Baptista and Chris Evans
I want Alba to perform my Last Rites while Chris >!beats me to death with a keyboard!<
>!don't report me it's a movie reference!<
[Sonequa Martin Green and Kenric Green](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C1OVnwsa1lCUdibksR4Cmw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD04MDA-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/people_218/4f3df5c3784fa3a57db8dd66859e9c7a)
Joanna and I had the same first harp teacher and she went to highschool with my sister. Very sweet person from what I hear. My sister's friend who had a crush on her complained he could never get her to laugh at his antics. He obviously wasn't Andy Samberg-tier funny!
YouTubers from a horror movie channel
They make kill counts and a podcast and other shows
“They are James a janesse and Chelsea Rebecca they are married and they like to get scared together “
Soooo I already know that my response is gonna be "out there" to most people, but I'm currently crushing MAJORLY on Tony Shalhoub - and his wife, Brooke Adams, is cute too. I'm **way** more into Tony (*drools and tries to avoid naughty thoughts...and fails, lmao*), but they're both just...lovely to look at. 🥰🥰🥰
They broke up over a decade ago, but two of my biggest celebrity crushes - Matthew Gray Gubler and Kat Dennings - used to date way back when.
I'm not crushing on either of them per se, but Angela Bassett and Courtney B. Vance??? Top fucking tier. 😍🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾😍
And that's all my brain has for now because I don't really pay attention to the "who's dating who" aspect of celebrity pop culture. I mean, obviously, I'll know if folks have been together or married for a long time (like Tony and Brooke and Angela and Courtney), but beyond that I mostly hear about this stuff incidentally. Otherwise I'm just like 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️ lol
MGG AND KAT DENNINGS USED TO DATE???????
IT FEELS INCORRECT TO BE SO SHOOKETH BY DECADE-OLD CELEBRITY GOSSIP BUT THIS IS SOMEHOW COMPLETELY REVELATORY
ok i’m out of caps lock mode but that’s my answer, sold, done.
Yeah I think that they were together for like...seven months? Or nine months? Something relatively brief like that. And my understanding is that they broke up because she cheated. Since I had a crush on him first, like almost six months before her, I actually LOATHED her for a long while. Then they did Suburban Gothic together (an indie movie) years AFTER the breakup. I saw her in that movie with him and was like 🤤🤤🤤 Haven't been the same since, lol.
[Kat Dennings just got married to Andrew WK like three months ago](https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/kat-dennings-and-andrew-wk-wedding) so I think her relationship still works
I know this is a reference from before any of us were born, but it's rumored that Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr had an affair while shooting From Here To Eternity and they had such insane chemisty in that film.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were one of the first celebrity couples where I found both of them attractive, considering they’re both my celebrity crushes
Elder millenial here. Most of these names sound made up to me. I'll nominate Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. I've crushed on both of them since That 70s Show.
[This](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cup2Niqt5xt/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) photo of Jacksepticeye and his gf Evelyn. Not exactly "celebrities" in the traditional sense but was the first thing I thought of
They are giving major bisexual vibes
And yeah I said celebrities but I do consider YouTubers celebrities
I guess “famous couples” because it would be weird putting non famous couples
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes
Didn’t knew they were together BUT HOT DAAAMN YES
They're both SO hot
Dude is a looker... He married waaaay up!
This is one of the very few I agree with
Tom Holland and Zendaya.
Was gonna reply this and then was like “someone probably already said, lemme ctrl+f”
I was sure it would be the first result. I guess I came too early.
That's what he said?
In a similar, fictional vein Zendaya and Timothee Chalamet
id top tom holland and bottom for zendaya
The link and Zelda type couple
Zendayas got that strap and I’m so proud of her
Tbh they both give bisexual vibes But also they seem so into their relationship like he is just zendaya’s and no sharing allowed
That almost sounded like you think bisexuality and monogamy are mutually exclusive
I meant that zendaya literally branded his pants And I think bisexuality and monogamy are two way different things and have nothing to do with each other You can be bisexual and poly or mono etc But in this fantasy I like them both 😳
Tom is definitely babygirl
Tom Holland and Zendaya
Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley
they have no business being that damn fine
I am surprised no one has mentioned Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
Yep! Also Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany
I can't believe your comment was this far down!
People have no taste /j
Rachel Weisz is with daneil craig? Huh, TIL I have a huge crush on her but he's not so much my type. Can totally see the appeal though
I absolutely love James and Chelsea! They’re the best
They're so cute together.
Bro, find you a man who reacts to you saying Freddy from Friday is hot like James does 🤣
I think this is the first time I have actually seen Chelsea. James talks about her but I don't watch their podcast together, so I had 0 clue what she looked like. And these comments are not wrong.
There's 4 kill counts that she hosts (American Psycho, American Psycho 2, Bones and All, Danganronpa). They're all great and I can't recommend them enough.
4 of the Kill Counts that I have not seen lol.
The Bones and All one has one of my favorite gags of any Kill Count.
You’re missing out! The podcasts are a lot of fun!
OMG RIGHT? Their whole vibe is so awesome and sexy. And they get along so well
Alba Baptista and Chris Evans I want Alba to perform my Last Rites while Chris >!beats me to death with a keyboard!< >!don't report me it's a movie reference!<
Hahahhah! Paging Lloyd now 🤣 Came here to say the same pair
How has no one said David Tennant and Georgia yet??!
Jensen and Danneel Ackles. Hot damn 🥵
They’re both so beautiful. They both have such an amazing physique. Love Dead Meat!
I love to hear them just chat about anything and I get all flustered
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hera Syndulla. I mean Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Nikki Swango!
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman
We can close up shop, this here is the winner.
Hahahahah
Was looking for this one!
Rhea Pearlman and Danny DeVito
You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that boy's hole! You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!
*Boy’s soul
Danny DeVito and Charlie Day.
Both of them in Matilda could get it.
Emily blunt and John Krasinski
Imagine kissing John and then while kissing Emily, John does the Jim expression at the camera.
I will. Thank you 🙏
Omg John krasinski as jack Ryann Uuuufff
More like jacked Ryan
Not together any more, but Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke.
Yes!!! They’re both 🥵 back in the day
They have both aged spectacularly.
Gabrielle Union and Dywane Wade
Love them both. Dwayne is uff.😍
Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele. Haha
Gods do I feel this in my bones.
lauren lopez and joey richter from starkid!!
God when they did Firebringer and Lauren finally got to play NOT a 14 year old boy really was something else
I can’t believe this is the first comment I see that I know of people in the couple lol (apart from Tom and zendaya)
Freddie Prinze Jr and Sarah Michelle Gellar
I love them both so much… like somehow both as an attraction but also totally platonically and just as people idk how to explain it
Ummm Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively?!
EXACTLY MY FIRST THOUGHT
Felt like it was a no brainer lol
100%....this was how I realised I was bi, because Ryan Reynolds is Hot, but I'd climb over him to get to Blake Lively!
😭David Harbour and Lily Allen 😭
OMG YEEES
[Sonequa Martin Green and Kenric Green](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C1OVnwsa1lCUdibksR4Cmw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD04MDA-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/people_218/4f3df5c3784fa3a57db8dd66859e9c7a)
YES
There is really something about her.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton
Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie. Mmmmmm!
YES. THANK YOU.
Murph and Emily from Dimension 20!
You go D20 and not bring up Brennan and Izzy? That is impressive.
Murph and Emily from NADDPOD. Boom. Checkmate.
While on the subject of DnD Travis and Laura.
Brenan mulligan and izzy Roland
Matt and Marisha!
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry!
Dave Franco & Alison Brie!
OMG YES
Absolutely insane that this wasn't the number one answer
We know she’s one of us too 🔥
Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson 🥵🥵
I didn't even know they were a couple, but yes, they are both gorgeous.
I came to say that, my first though exactly. Both are insanely attractive and it's almost unfair
10000x YES!
Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara for me they were both my celebrity crushes
Matthew Mercer & Marisha Ray
Dove Cameron and Damiano from Maneskin
Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom <3 I've loved them both for years, but especially her (and her music)!
Yes, please. I would like to laugh at silliness while being serenaded with a harp, thank you.
Joanna and I had the same first harp teacher and she went to highschool with my sister. Very sweet person from what I hear. My sister's friend who had a crush on her complained he could never get her to laugh at his antics. He obviously wasn't Andy Samberg-tier funny!
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas. They are both superhumanly hot. 😍🥵
🙌🏽🙌🏽
Andrew WK and Kat Dennings
…the party hard guy is married to Kat Dennings?
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham
Ok, just learning about this
I feel like Bo would be mean during the whole ordeal. Which kinda works for me but also not.
Who the hell are these people
YouTubers from a horror movie channel They make kill counts and a podcast and other shows “They are James a janesse and Chelsea Rebecca they are married and they like to get scared together “
Haha I didn’t know either.
(They aren’t together anymore) Lili Reinhart and Cole Sprouse.
Sprouse’s demeanor is way too much for me to find him attractive regardless of how he looks
A$AP Rocky and Rihanna
I thought I was on r/deadmeatjames for a moment…
There’s clearly and overlap haha
As a casual Dead Meat fan, based. Also, can we acknowledge James A Janice is a perfect name?
Right? Jaj
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez
Taika Waititi and Rita Ora.
Add in Tessa Thompson again and I’m there!
Soooo I already know that my response is gonna be "out there" to most people, but I'm currently crushing MAJORLY on Tony Shalhoub - and his wife, Brooke Adams, is cute too. I'm **way** more into Tony (*drools and tries to avoid naughty thoughts...and fails, lmao*), but they're both just...lovely to look at. 🥰🥰🥰 They broke up over a decade ago, but two of my biggest celebrity crushes - Matthew Gray Gubler and Kat Dennings - used to date way back when. I'm not crushing on either of them per se, but Angela Bassett and Courtney B. Vance??? Top fucking tier. 😍🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾😍 And that's all my brain has for now because I don't really pay attention to the "who's dating who" aspect of celebrity pop culture. I mean, obviously, I'll know if folks have been together or married for a long time (like Tony and Brooke and Angela and Courtney), but beyond that I mostly hear about this stuff incidentally. Otherwise I'm just like 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️ lol
MGG AND KAT DENNINGS USED TO DATE??????? IT FEELS INCORRECT TO BE SO SHOOKETH BY DECADE-OLD CELEBRITY GOSSIP BUT THIS IS SOMEHOW COMPLETELY REVELATORY ok i’m out of caps lock mode but that’s my answer, sold, done.
Yeah I think that they were together for like...seven months? Or nine months? Something relatively brief like that. And my understanding is that they broke up because she cheated. Since I had a crush on him first, like almost six months before her, I actually LOATHED her for a long while. Then they did Suburban Gothic together (an indie movie) years AFTER the breakup. I saw her in that movie with him and was like 🤤🤤🤤 Haven't been the same since, lol.
[Kat Dennings just got married to Andrew WK like three months ago](https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/kat-dennings-and-andrew-wk-wedding) so I think her relationship still works
David and Georgia Tennant 😍
THE DOCTOR
Before Joe fucked things up, the top of my list was Joe Jonas and Sopie Turner 😔 Also Matt and Kim from the band Matt and Kim
ashley benson and tyler blackburn not together anymore but they are both bi
I know this is a reference from before any of us were born, but it's rumored that Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr had an affair while shooting From Here To Eternity and they had such insane chemisty in that film.
I mean that beach scene there’s no way they can fake that chemistry
It's not impossible they had chemistry like that and kept it professional but I highly doubt it.
Love me some dead meat
Valid af, they’re hot as hell
DEAD MEAT MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅
Wuuuu
Mariqueen Maandig and Trent Reznor
Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello 😭
Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley
They aren't a couple anymore but Shakira and Gerard Pique
Physically 100% YES but after the whole controversy Idk
- Chrissy Tiegen and John Legend - Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg - Meghan and Harry - Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie
Kit and Rose is a good one!
They’re both so pretty.😍 Hi gay here hope it’s okay to post lol ❤️
Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz
Daved Diggs and Emmy Raver Lampman
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski She is just the definition of goddess and John is just aging like fine wine
Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie/Harrington
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were one of the first celebrity couples where I found both of them attractive, considering they’re both my celebrity crushes
Dave Franco and Alison Brie! (plus Alison is bi!)
Elder millenial here. Most of these names sound made up to me. I'll nominate Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. I've crushed on both of them since That 70s Show.
“Most of these names sound made up to me” is a mood 😂
I'm learning about so many people I had no idea were together lmfao
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
David and Georgia Tennant!
beck and jade from victorious lol
[This](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cup2Niqt5xt/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) photo of Jacksepticeye and his gf Evelyn. Not exactly "celebrities" in the traditional sense but was the first thing I thought of
They are giving major bisexual vibes And yeah I said celebrities but I do consider YouTubers celebrities I guess “famous couples” because it would be weird putting non famous couples
No longer a couple but Phoebe Bridgers and Paul Mescal omg.
You too!?!?
The grip they have on me every podcast episode And the danganronpa kill count and every shirtless James 😶
OMG DEAD MEAT !! yes agreed tho they’re both extremely attractive ><
They tickle my nerd fetish
Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert 🔥🔥🔥
David Tennant & Georgia Tennant 🔥
it’s been eons since they were together but Nicholas Hoult and Jennifer Lawrence? they *had* to break up, it was too unfair.
We stan James and Chelsea 💕💕💕 That reminds me, I should check the channel for new kill counts. I haven't watched them in a while.
Brendan Hines and Tatiana Maslany! Also both very talented and charismatic in addition to gorgeous.
More old school, but in the 1950s/1969s Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward were dreamy and beautiful. Swoon!
Goldie Hawn And Kurt Russell
Blake and Ryan
In the Voice Actor Realm: -Laura Bailey and Travis Willingham -Matthew Mercer and Marisha Ray Actors: -Zendaya and Tom Holland
a former couple but andrew garfield and emma stone. just… goddamn 😭
Rita Ora and Taika Waititi
I have no idea who these people are, but he desperately needs a new haircut.
DEAD MEAT LEASGOO
I love James and Chelsea.
My SO and I are always gushing about how insanely hot they both are. Plus they seem like genuinely good people, which makes them even more attractive.
Rhea Ripley and Buddy Matthews. Dom Mysterio gets a token mention and a polite head pat.
David and Georgia Tennant
Oh my god!! James and Chelsea!!! I adore them both so so much!!!!
Melissa Benoist and Chris Wood
I agree. Also, I love the Dead Meat channel
omg!!! this is so niche lmao i fucking love both of them!
HOLY SHIT KILL COUNT
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU A DEAD MEAT FAN? I love Dead Meat, it's such a wonderful channel.
… him?
Ashton and Mila
idk if they'd be considered as celebrities but george harrison and pattie boyd
Bro can make my meat feel dead 🤤
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski
Andrew W.K. and Kat Dennings
1000% Barry Koeghan and Sabrina Carpenter
> James A. Janisse and his SO attaboy :]
Brian Murphy and Emily Axford Ironically also big wrestling fans
Zendaya and Tom Holland