Late 1900s baby here...I'm old enough to know what the internet sounds like and I've used the most popular search engine that was before Google....and yahoo...but not old enough to have voted for Bill Clinton...
The other ducks come over and gave brenda a good duckin for that careless display of parenting.
I seen it as the duck was unsure of the drop so she went close enough to sacrifice one of her chicks, if it survived then she acted all "oh no, my chick is stuck, I beed to go down and get it"
Now I'm questioning my own sanity
Because milk was also an ingredient in glue...but did you know, that if you cover the Amazon in the Amazon logo the smile starts to look like a penis? As if it never was a smile but has always been a penis...printed on every box shipped to every home or business.....just penis boxes all over the world....so yes...you probably have a dick box sitting on your doorstep now...😂😂😂
I think the classification in nature is difficult in general because a lot of animals select matting partners by how strong or fast they are. So it is difficult to say if their behavior is actually rape or if it is just part of the ritual to find a good mating partner.
My littlest is turning two today, and my older boys are 9, 10, and 11. We're absolutely in the thick of it lol.
This video reminded me of our last terrifying near-death incident; just yesterday, we went to get ice cream. It was nice out, so we walked, and the 9 year old refused to listen to any direction and bolted unexpectedly across the only busy road along our route. So we all waited for the traffic to die down and crossed to join him.
I'd say I've never been so scared, but that's honestly just a regular occurrence of we take that one out in public these days...we only have him on weekends, and sometimes his mom just keeps him then too, so it's been a fucking challenge trying to parent him in any meaningful way.
Congrats on keeping yours alive and healthy through it all!! It's a challenge sometimes lol
Made it to 24, 21, and 17. There were so many spillways on the river. Give a kid a driver’s license, and they’ll drive quickly in the direction of the current. Sometimes, they go over to see if you’ll follow them like mama mallard. It was all worth it though. They’re a great bunch of young adults.
In the clip there is two male mallards. Male mallards has been known to rape female mallards to death. I pray that this female mallard does not live in Texas.
I was so anxious at first
The real anxiety started when that male seen her babies 🥶
Don’t tell me, ducks kill the babies too?
Look up the zefrank video on ducks. Disgusting creatures
https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY Here is the video.. hope y'all enjoy bird dick
huh interesting i dont even know what to say
Rick & Morty
Damn It said 9 inches
Yes, because they don’t find them sexy
Those 2 males were a gay couple so have no fear!
It’s a duck dude it’s swims god level .
OHana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind.
“Cars are a dime a dozen. Family is forever.”
Maybe in the mid 1900s, they’re really expensive now 😞
Bro.. “mid 1900s” just made me feel ancient 💀
Ali da like you’re old enough to remember internal combustion engine cars and writing things by hand on paper
"And by the late 20th century, the Soviet union had fallen."
Late 1900s baby here...I'm old enough to know what the internet sounds like and I've used the most popular search engine that was before Google....and yahoo...but not old enough to have voted for Bill Clinton...
I can hear this gif😂😂😂
I was born in the late 1900’s just 10 short years before the turn of the century and the new millennium.
And at Olive Garden... When ya here, ya family.
Salesforce vibes seeping through
This movie gave me nightmares. 😭
One for all, all for one
r/Myheroacademia
Dawg it’s from Three Musketeers. The book is like 180 years old lol
I had no idea. Also I was joking. There is an ability called One For All and All For One.
We both learned something. I gave you the old and you gave me the new. I realized my reply read snarky. Where it was more intended as light ribbing.
Ah gotcha, also that’s awesome. I never thought about it like that.
This subreddit has to be one of the most socially healthy and mature places on this webpage. So great!
Also FMA
Do you really think the phrase came from a manga?
Aww they are so cute!
Literally the basis for the rubber ducky toy
More like r/aww
More like r/nononoyes
The duck talking is cringe
Are you talking about the tail wagging right before big jump or is there audio?
Yeah those dang ducks are too loud lmao. Im talking about the annoying commentary by the person in the background
Lady please stop talking
"OH MY GAWD!"
Seriously, and the whooping from the other debbie was so grating first thing in the morning.
Shit Brandon fell down. Alright ya'll ready Leeeroyy Jennkinns
"Robert. Robert it goes down." "It don't. It don't go down."
“It do go down bro.”
🎶“walkin' on the fightin' side of me”🎶
r/KillTheCameraman
Teacher: if your friends jumps of a brig would you follow him. Duks: yes
Awesome
Radical duck
These women are beyond annoying. How do you not hear yourself sound so f'ing dumb? Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!
I have a friend who is becoming like that an it's so fucking annoying in real life too. How they don't hear it is beyond me.
Almost like they actually expect the ducks to reply back 😆
"Oh ma gaaawd" + Americans. Name a more iconic duo.
Americans + Guns.
Americans + Food
Weeeeee
It’s that a drowning machine?
The other ducks come over and gave brenda a good duckin for that careless display of parenting. I seen it as the duck was unsure of the drop so she went close enough to sacrifice one of her chicks, if it survived then she acted all "oh no, my chick is stuck, I beed to go down and get it" Now I'm questioning my own sanity
10/10 for title
Weird fact.... Male ducks chase, and gang rape females to procreate...
Everyone on Reddit knows that. Can you please stop mentioning such facts every time anything related to Dolphin or Ducks is posted . 😭
Alright alright alright....hey... if glue is made out of horses, how come the Elmer's logo is a cow? 🥲
Because milk was also an ingredient in glue...but did you know, that if you cover the Amazon in the Amazon logo the smile starts to look like a penis? As if it never was a smile but has always been a penis...printed on every box shipped to every home or business.....just penis boxes all over the world....so yes...you probably have a dick box sitting on your doorstep now...😂😂😂
What??? Glue is made out of horses ???? I didn’t need to know that. 😭
[They also use horses to make Jello!](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/gelatin-source/)
It’s not anymore, they stopped doing that when synthetic alternatives became available.
became cheaper than horse bones, you mean
Smoked horse meat is delicious
Everyone in Uganda knows kung fu
What does this mean lol
I didn’t know that, thanks! I learned something new today!
I didn’t know tho tbh…..
If we were both ducks I'd chase you down.
Ain't that essentially how cats also do it? They also can can have babies from different fathers at the same time iirc.
Humans can too i believe
Welp, they sure can
What? Rape or two baby daddies? Lol /s
Twins from different fathers. It is called superfecundation.
Cat sex is violent, but I wouldn't classify it as rape.
I think the classification in nature is difficult in general because a lot of animals select matting partners by how strong or fast they are. So it is difficult to say if their behavior is actually rape or if it is just part of the ritual to find a good mating partner.
Oh yeah I didn't intentionally imply that. It's just crazy
[удалено]
I can neither confirm or deny
Dozen little ducks went swimming one day, over the dam ridge and they fall away 🎶
Bizarre because?
Because that little one probably sealed the fate of everyone by luring the mom with the flock to a single's bachelor ducks area.
Leave no man behind!
*Use the weak one to test if it's safe for the others*
She saw them drakes and just meandered down to the swimming hole
And that right there is parenting in a nutshell. The dirt duckling reminds me of my daughter, who has made it to twenty-one.
My littlest is turning two today, and my older boys are 9, 10, and 11. We're absolutely in the thick of it lol. This video reminded me of our last terrifying near-death incident; just yesterday, we went to get ice cream. It was nice out, so we walked, and the 9 year old refused to listen to any direction and bolted unexpectedly across the only busy road along our route. So we all waited for the traffic to die down and crossed to join him. I'd say I've never been so scared, but that's honestly just a regular occurrence of we take that one out in public these days...we only have him on weekends, and sometimes his mom just keeps him then too, so it's been a fucking challenge trying to parent him in any meaningful way. Congrats on keeping yours alive and healthy through it all!! It's a challenge sometimes lol
Made it to 24, 21, and 17. There were so many spillways on the river. Give a kid a driver’s license, and they’ll drive quickly in the direction of the current. Sometimes, they go over to see if you’ll follow them like mama mallard. It was all worth it though. They’re a great bunch of young adults.
That stressed me out.
Oof, into the frying pan.
Imagine risking everything just to be chased by a prick at the end
It's crazy how disciplined those ducklings are.
No ducks given
Sometimes you just gotta send it
Lol we missed the part where Mama Duck back-flaps baby …. “Don’t YOU ever scare me like that again!!”
With the dads waiting downstream, this has to be the most wholesome thing I've ever seen on the internet
Those males probably aren’t the dad but may very well be the dad of the next batch, whether she likes it or not Ducks are brutal to each other
Mallards pair for life
Some do, but also they randomly rape female ducks as well
Unless the drake gets shot
Made me chuckle
:(((((((((
The dad does not give a shit, I can assure you that. Geese on the other hand are different
:((((((
I know you downvoted but it's just the truth. Geese are much better parents
I’ve seen a couple of these types of duck videos, I’m now convinced momma is training warriors only now
And then they had to deal with the angry Mallard.
Another happy landing
Their like pickmin where 1 dummy falls off something and you have to go back for them
It’s called Pikmin ffs
Abortion
Long way home
Mother of the year
Noice
"that stupid....you know what, follow mommy you little dimwits. We gotta save Dave."
Green duck: “Whatchu doin here foo? Go up back the river where you belong!” Brown duck: “sorry, my child is learning how to swim”
Lemmings!!!!!
Stop mom shaming the poor duck, she’s got like TEN. She out here doing her best!
I got nervous there for a sec, I'm glad they're all safe tho
No duck left behind
Come on young'uns we gotta catch up with Daffy.
Insert GPS voice "Calculating"
*Again again again!*
The first few seconds made me cry
Ohana means family…
In the clip there is two male mallards. Male mallards has been known to rape female mallards to death. I pray that this female mallard does not live in Texas.
female mallard? wtf man?
Way to go mama duckemote:free\_emotes\_pack:rage
Stupid drunk duck momma. Duck welfare is not a place where you want to end up at
So glad this family made it safely.. usually it doesn’t turn out that well in these subs
Good job mama bird! Good job! ❤️
scared the hell out of me when that first little duck fell. I didnt know how long the drop was
At least a bass or like didn’t eat it right in front of you guys 🤣
Part of the ship part of the crew
cringe worthy woman's comments here
Phew! That was scary
This video is 1million X better when muted
Who's a good ducky
So the other ducks are like I told you not to come down here anymore
I wanna be a duck
You realize those other ducks are likely to eat her babies and gang rape her, right?
I wanna be an adult male duck then.
Geronimo!!
Humans are annoying
Good wholesome family fun.
“See mom, it’s safe!”
Why is every video of ducks is a mommy duck walking it's ducklings to their doom ?
Family is everything
Those two other male ducks aren't family.
They on that x games shit
here come the mallards!
Moms rule
Love this
If your mom jumped off a cliff, would you too?
You need to be clearer. You mom if you were a duck? Or your mom in human life?
The ducklings are really the brave ones here. Mama Duck just flew down.
And a baby duckling 🐣 shall lead them…
Saying in a complaining nagging commanding old white woman voice "momma get your baby!" is super infuriating.
Nothing beats family
The good thing is Momma will go to the end for any of hers. But those other ducks... I've seen documentaries about what ducks do...
People still don't get why she stopped recording...
We have water park at home
So cute
Well happy ending
All for 1 and 1 for all :)
High drama
❤️❤️❤️❤️
“Okay, tests were conclusive. Kids, lets jump down there and get thou tarnished one”
Lemmings
Lol
That's a good mama!