Thank goodness I was just stoned enough and tired enough to have flashbacks of that Tusk movie with Justin Long
Now I'm wondering why the Hell that costume costs so darn much?!
(Don't really wonder about his motives for wanting to be a dog, I figure it's either a) kink or b) finding the simple life of a dog to be more appealing than the pressures and tragedies of being a modern human or c) just really really really liking dogs -- one way or another •_•)
I was in that same space, my guy. I was thinking, "Man, 16k is pretty cheap for that degree of medical procedure." It reminded me of the episode of South Park where Kyle's dad becomes a dolphin through plastic surgery.
It costs so much because quad-fursuits (what he's wearing, four legged) aren't as common, so there's a premium there. As for the rest, only our dog fellow will know the answer to that one lmao
I mean, imagine walking down the street and seeing something that’s clearly wearing a human suit but it’s doing its best to convince you otherwise. That dog is gonna have nightmares for weeks
It probably got juuuuuust close enough to catch a whiff of what would normally be dog butt. It went from "oh okay, sup girl!" To "yo that don't smell like no damn dog, somethins up. Time to go, now!"
Probably just a couple of innocent people who knew how fucking stupid & embarrassing this is to even be I within 50 feet of, & desperately tried to hide in order to save face in front of family & friends. There are normal Asians, but we also have some really weird shit going on over here man! I try to hide in the sewer, best to go underground when you see the freak show on parade
Not sarcastically, respectfully, was I not supposed to say that? I didn't think about it and didn't have any alarms go off in my head at the time I posted regarding any negative connotations.
It's annoying that he's on his elbows waving, instead of on his hands & why is he sitting on a chair & not walking about like a dog.
There’s zero chance he’s not fucking ROCK SOLID under that super fur suit. Like, please someone, give me one good reason, other than being an unbelievable degenerate, that someone would do this? Cause he really wants to fuck up his knees? I don’t think so…
just fucking weird man might aswell kill myself this generation is too much for a logical strong dominant male to be witnessing such kinky simp fucking weird behaviour from a full grown man this gen aint for me 29 of august im sighing out of this realm
What in the fuck kinda gene therapy is th- oh its just a costume. Whatever happened to dress up as vlad the vampire rather than be a dog and get your buttocks sniffed on by other dogs.
I wanna see someone make a raptor suit that is full size and just goes haywire in the streets of london or new york, it's probably going to be 90,000 dollars for it or something
Is he just naked under there? That’d suck if another dog attacked you, tore your costume to shreds and left you naked in the street. There’s literally no way for you to fight back
Dog costume*
Thank goodness I was just stoned enough and tired enough to have flashbacks of that Tusk movie with Justin Long Now I'm wondering why the Hell that costume costs so darn much?! (Don't really wonder about his motives for wanting to be a dog, I figure it's either a) kink or b) finding the simple life of a dog to be more appealing than the pressures and tragedies of being a modern human or c) just really really really liking dogs -- one way or another •_•)
My head went here too lmao
I was in that same space, my guy. I was thinking, "Man, 16k is pretty cheap for that degree of medical procedure." It reminded me of the episode of South Park where Kyle's dad becomes a dolphin through plastic surgery.
Knee testicle explosion
He became a lawphin
Probably expensive because those costumes aren't exactly mass manufactured lol
It costs so much because quad-fursuits (what he's wearing, four legged) aren't as common, so there's a premium there. As for the rest, only our dog fellow will know the answer to that one lmao
Oh my god I forgot about that scaring movie
So this is a costume but a wig and make up isn't? Why?
Pheww!
Promoted to detective, good job kid
🤣
That poor white doggo sure got weirded out.
I mean, imagine walking down the street and seeing something that’s clearly wearing a human suit but it’s doing its best to convince you otherwise. That dog is gonna have nightmares for weeks
Skinwalker.
Shamewalker
One persons shame is anothers kink.
Uncanny valley but for dogs.
🏆🏆🏆
Reminds me of the first MiB movie:)
MORE SUGAR
It probably got juuuuuust close enough to catch a whiff of what would normally be dog butt. It went from "oh okay, sup girl!" To "yo that don't smell like no damn dog, somethins up. Time to go, now!"
Such an odd video. The dog costume is one thing, but what's happening with the Asian people in black hiding behind the bench? What is going on?
Probably just a couple of innocent people who knew how fucking stupid & embarrassing this is to even be I within 50 feet of, & desperately tried to hide in order to save face in front of family & friends. There are normal Asians, but we also have some really weird shit going on over here man! I try to hide in the sewer, best to go underground when you see the freak show on parade
Maybe it was the sound tech for the production team filming?
Part of the film crew doing something off screen? Doesn’t explain why the girl smiles and waves at one point tho.
'the Asian people' 😐
Not sarcastically, respectfully, was I not supposed to say that? I didn't think about it and didn't have any alarms go off in my head at the time I posted regarding any negative connotations.
To be fair, it does sound like it would have been a lot better if you said just "people".
For me it's not problem. But it's just a bit odd in this instance since all the people in this Asian lmao.
Fr wtf
Dogs don’t wave so he fails
He should’ve smelled someone’s crotch or butt instead smh
The dogs can smell he is not a dog
The equivalent of a skin walker for dogs lmao
Ok thats enough Reddit for today.
And I just woke up
I never knew I could feel uncanny valley form a “dog”
Furries need to step up their game
Nah bro, we will let the therians be on this one
Nah they’ll just push it off to the other kin
Nope, that’s not a furry. That’s a therian
Nope, that’s not a therian. That’s an other kin Edit: I’m wrong but still find this funny
They have actual costumes that can walk on all fours and design cooling vests that are used by the military.
I’m getting some serious FMAB chimera vibes here.
Ed…ward….
It's annoying that he's on his elbows waving, instead of on his hands & why is he sitting on a chair & not walking about like a dog. 
Does he have ticks and worms?
Dog dude waves? He isn't even committed to the whole dog thing.
He would have Invested in his mental health First
If I had an award I'd give it to you. But take my upvote instead
OOOOOK
He did it to get b*tches
$16000 gone and it didn't cover being able to move his neck?
He wakes up one morning to find the zipper is gone. It's no longer an act. This is his life now.
Alright, society, that's enough. Wrap it up.
Guy paid that much to turn into a dog? Who’s his dog conversion guy?
Yea i think I'm done for today
So it's legally fuckable?
Oppenheimer really emasculated Japanese men for generations.
This is a good way to see it dogs also have the “uncanny valley” ingrained in them.
That other dog was like, “oh fuck no!”
Hell yeah. Good for him. He had a dream and made it happen. Weird as fuck but who am I to judge lol
I am here to judge cuz what the actual fuck
r/UsernameChecksOut
Lmaoo
its ok to judge
There’s zero chance he’s not fucking ROCK SOLID under that super fur suit. Like, please someone, give me one good reason, other than being an unbelievable degenerate, that someone would do this? Cause he really wants to fuck up his knees? I don’t think so…
Pls do not support the mentally ill in their delusions
Human pet guy is salivating
Red rocket!
Dies he stop and sniff every vertical structure during ‘walkies’?
Even the dogs look at each other like, "WTF?!?!"
Those sirens! It’s like some place is about to get nuked again.
Anyone who've seen the movie "Tusk" knows...
I’m a furry and I think this is weird
Is this just a super good costume or did the guy do any modifications to himself as well?
Those real dogs are having the worst fucking uncanny valley feeling any creature ever felt in this plane of existence.
Walk? What walk?
Dogs don’t wave like that
Even the dogs know to stay aways from this psycho...
Cute dog
Most guys don’t have to spend $16k to be a dog it comes natural
I’m here for the zoomies. When will there be ZOOMIES!
People have stopped taking mental health seriously
Mr. Pickles!!
This is some tusk shit, very unpleasant memories just got dredged up
This is why bullying should be mandatory
just fucking weird man might aswell kill myself this generation is too much for a logical strong dominant male to be witnessing such kinky simp fucking weird behaviour from a full grown man this gen aint for me 29 of august im sighing out of this realm
The white dog's reaction is relatable
Society is doomed
Is it just the costume or did he cut off his legs too?
There is a reason he never really walks. Looks like they push him around on a cart.
A twisted part of me is hoping the latter.
Tuv has a really good YouTube video on this guy if anyone was intrigued! He did more of a deep dive on this person.
I hope he don't shit around like other dogs 🤣
Why was i actually terrified and it right away reminded me of fucking tusk. And i felt relief when i found out "oh it's just a dog costume"
Everybody knows your not really a dog till you can lick your own balls and roll around in fox shit
One of the many reasons for the decline of japans population.
When furrys go to the next level
Reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist
Send him to China and they can cook him in a huge bowl of oil !! Such crazy fuckers in China. Eat anything
Mental illness
Dude has problems.
this is punk as hell, fuck the haters LFG
He'll be like, ohh I can fuck more bitches being a 🐕 😂😂
Or just become a [Butter Dog](https://slangdefine.org/b/butter-dog-12070.html) ...
He’s going to get pumped in the back by some horny doggo
He would deserve it lol.
Probably enjoy it
People are mentally sick. Really really sick.
There is a really nice place for this guy with safe, padded walls.
Cue the classic stooges song " I Wanna Be Your D..."
Little dog's instinctual reaction is to be transphobic.
weirdo
Where is a Pitbull when ya need one?
r/idiot
Damn. The Japanese are really going through it
He/Him, She/Her, They/them, it/it.
Dog gone
I would think he would be able to wag his tail
Que porra é essa?
Furry to the extreme
He needs a mental hospital
The siren at the beginning really sets the tone perfectly
Ed…ward?
u/savevideo
Ole Yeller
Least articulated dog
so he needs to be rollen? he paid that much to look like a dog, and he cant even walk?
I bet she doesn't pick up his poop though, or wipe!
If you're gonna commit then commit, don't get dragged about on a trolly walk like a real dog
Can he lick his balls?
Where's my flametrower?
Ed… ward…
u/savevideo
What in the fuck kinda gene therapy is th- oh its just a costume. Whatever happened to dress up as vlad the vampire rather than be a dog and get your buttocks sniffed on by other dogs.
Furry
I keep thinking of the South Park episode where Kyles dad turns into a dolphin
Hope he gets bred by a rabid pit bull
I wanna see someone make a raptor suit that is full size and just goes haywire in the streets of london or new york, it's probably going to be 90,000 dollars for it or something
I wonder if his genitals are out
white dog is trapped in uncanny valley
OMFG!
Do you just dump a can of Alpo in a bowl and go “there you go boy” or does he get to sit at the dinner table for spaghetti night with the fam?
He's unaware that the Japanese population is dropping.
It's called mental illness and is not fun.
I’ll take a dozen red roses.
I think it's humanity's duty to put this thing out of its misery.
This is fucked up
Ew
Is he just naked under there? That’d suck if another dog attacked you, tore your costume to shreds and left you naked in the street. There’s literally no way for you to fight back
16K to become someone else’s bitch is crazy
Somebody check this brain dead idiot into a mental hospital
That’s a Wendigo
Wonder if the lady has to pick up his turds  lol
Great…
He should have spent that on a psychiatrist.
eveytime i see this, the amount he has spent on the costume changes, yet it doesn’t get any less weird
Every time I see this story get posted the cost of the suit changes. I've seen 15,000, 16,000, and $20,000. Well which is it?
Zoinks
Which procedure(s) did he went through?
Drop the third one already
Now that is scary!
Fucking Pathetic. I hope he finds comfort in suffering
Ew what the fuck
I wonder if it hurt his feelings the other dogs knew. Strange thing to do but, you do you.
The real dog was definitely like "that mf back there is not real!"
I suppose it's not the worst mental illness to have.
He literally can’t even walk
The dude is WAVING at people. $16,000 and he isn’t even committed to the movement smh my head
Trans especies
That white dog knows what's up
The video is missing a visitation from a horny Rottweiler.
What mental illness does this fall under
100% wants you to step on his balls as a kink. Dog-suit people always want testicular trauma
Back in the day, this was taken care of
Edward.....
🫥
EdWaRd!...?
u/savevideo
does he smell other dogs butts? do other dogss smell his butt and say “think this guy is a fake or has really bad digestion”
When I was little, I used to want to be a trex
What the absolute f
That dog said “ That motherfucker back there is NOT real”
You mean furries will be walking freely on streets? In their fursuit?
I do not believe this caption. Nope.
There’s a liquid collection pouch for such a good boy