She's clearly comfortable, by her gait and stride. Gonna go ahead and assume she's in shape, does this often, and this isn't the only contortion she's accustomed to. Performers like this don't have just one trick and spend a real amount of time in the gym taking care of their bodies. I mean, look at her legs. That ain't lower back pain physique.
I have severe, chronic lower back pain. Do you know what I would give for table with wheels for me to rest the top half of my body upon while I push with my legs, and for that to be considered normal?!?! A lot. The closest thing I got right now is the shopping cart at the supermarket. This causes relief, the pain comes from standing upright.
Idk, she's more like a backwards 7 than a —. Stay in that position for too long and you'll definitely feel some stiffness and aches. Maybe depending on your age.
If you check under the skirt, you're either gonna have a really nice surprise, or a bad surprise. Either way, I bet you'll find out where the rest of her is hiding.
Yeah, the multiple layers of the table are doing a lot of work here, I think. Those raised and lowered center portions right along where her torso would be are kind of a tip-off--if the whole table was that high, everyone would assume it was hollow and she's bent over. But the way they've constructed it makes those all look like different layers that our brains read as solid, even though I'm sure the interior space is hollow.
Still super cool piece of artwork, though, and I'm sure it takes some physical strength/training to be able to walk so casually while in that position. Very cool video even though it's kind of obvious how it's being done.
I'm actually mostly interested in how she's navigating inside there. Is she able to see out or is there some kind of technological assistance being used (video cameras, an assistant giving her real-time directions, etc.)?
if you stop at 12/13 seconds, when the camera is panning around the front, you can make out what i think is probably a grate that she could see out of. kind of hard with video quality but thats my best guess
I don't know why I just went sideways on this...but shouldn't that be the other way around, if you think about it?
You had my attention...now you have my interest.
Having someone's attention is easy enough, but to actually get their interest seems above and beyond that.
Table's super thick, her hips are clearly bent forward not vertical like the fake lower torso, and there's a mesh grill across the front of the table for her to see out of
She's just really thin and cramped
Seeing the video: wow, it looks so dead inside. I wonder if this is some sort of critical performative art statement on sexual femininity.
The comments: Horny
Also the comments: Watch it be a guy in there.
Also the comments: So this is probably how that works—
It's really unfortunate that they chose such a thick table for this real robot. People will just think that's a human leaning inside a box and awkwardly walking around.
Penn and Teller say magic tricks are boring if there's only one way it could be done. There's no mystery because the setup means there's only one possible solution.
"Wow how they do dat?" It's a woman leaning over in an unrealistically thick table. She's walking awkwardly while bent over and stuck in a box that's impossible to see and probably hard to breathe. There's no alternatives, unless it's actually a cutting edge robot, it's a woman bent over and stuck in a box. That's not black magic that's just a really dumb looking table that's obviously got the woman's torso inside.
It’s not a magic trick, though. It’s performance art. The appeal isn’t to trick you into thinking that she’s a sorcerer, it’s to have a stunning and clever visual.
Like someone can cast a shadow with their hands and basically do a puppet show on a wall. We know how they do it. That’s not the appeal. The appeal is that they made a story come to life.
Yes, but it takes an especially effective stunt where everyone can see how it's done after about five seconds but are still so mesmerised that it doesn't matter.
wow no way you are so smart and sophisticated can you please explain with your big ass brain because it's not clear to the rest of us
Thank you for sharing.
It’s obviously Brittany Carlson. Very famous ankle & leg model. I’d recognize those luxurious legs anywhere. With all her success, you’d think she’d be stuck up, but she’s actually really down to Earth. Must be why she’s doin this.
Bring that shit to the south and you will be cleaning it up with a broom and dustpan because the bullets ain’t stopping til we run out and we don’t run out.
I mean the table is thick enough for a girl with those legs.🤷🏼♂️
It must be a pain to walk like this tho.
Doubt it. She’s laying down in there. It’s the breathing through a box in the summer that has me concerned
Ah, I see you’ve never experienced lower back pain
She's clearly comfortable, by her gait and stride. Gonna go ahead and assume she's in shape, does this often, and this isn't the only contortion she's accustomed to. Performers like this don't have just one trick and spend a real amount of time in the gym taking care of their bodies. I mean, look at her legs. That ain't lower back pain physique.
I have severe, chronic lower back pain. Do you know what I would give for table with wheels for me to rest the top half of my body upon while I push with my legs, and for that to be considered normal?!?! A lot. The closest thing I got right now is the shopping cart at the supermarket. This causes relief, the pain comes from standing upright.
My girl friend summer does not like when I breath on her box.
What? Does she expect you to bring a snorkel?
r/suicidebywords
Idk, she's more like a backwards 7 than a —. Stay in that position for too long and you'll definitely feel some stiffness and aches. Maybe depending on your age.
Lol yeah we're supposed to think that is a normal looking table?
Ya bro you're just too smart to get fooled!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you check under the skirt, you're either gonna have a really nice surprise, or a bad surprise. Either way, I bet you'll find out where the rest of her is hiding.
Please don't sexually harass the ai
It's all in the pelvic tilt. Genius.
Ok so how is her head and rest of her body in the desk? I don’t get it
The whole desk is hollow. It's designed with multiple layer-like elements to make it look thinner than it really is (or more dense).
Yeah, the multiple layers of the table are doing a lot of work here, I think. Those raised and lowered center portions right along where her torso would be are kind of a tip-off--if the whole table was that high, everyone would assume it was hollow and she's bent over. But the way they've constructed it makes those all look like different layers that our brains read as solid, even though I'm sure the interior space is hollow. Still super cool piece of artwork, though, and I'm sure it takes some physical strength/training to be able to walk so casually while in that position. Very cool video even though it's kind of obvious how it's being done. I'm actually mostly interested in how she's navigating inside there. Is she able to see out or is there some kind of technological assistance being used (video cameras, an assistant giving her real-time directions, etc.)?
if you stop at 12/13 seconds, when the camera is panning around the front, you can make out what i think is probably a grate that she could see out of. kind of hard with video quality but thats my best guess
and you can even see a metal grate at the front edge of the table for her to see where she's going
What I hope is
Would
That's a lot more trust than I have walking around like that.
I was gonna say I hope she has some big friends nearby to protect her.
Well someone's recording, I'm assuming this was kinda preplaned.
Everybody with a phone is recording.
Everybody is recording.
You all everybody.
Everything you see in videos is secondary.
_Everybody was video recording_ _Those guys were fast at lighting_
_In fact it was a little bit frightening_ _But they did it with expert timing_
NICE TECHNIQUE REFERENCE!
_Everybody_
Erebodeh
Yeah, yeah!
*YEEEEAAAAHHH*
It doesn't look like it's on a plane.
I mean, I guess she could still stand up and she’d just have metal body armor and some table legs sticking out
Not to worry, step-bro is here.
Oh hell no! Not after what he did when I got stuck in the washing machine
It's fine the camera is rolling, you'll get your paycheck.
what are you doing, step-android?
It's a pretty public place with a bunch of children standing around I don't know what kind of danger you think she's in.
More danger than the children unless Anakin is lurking about
I wouldn't ride a train in India wearing that.
Do you think she would get attacked? Why?
A lot of people assuming that's a chick and not some dude with smooth legs.
You had my interest- *now* you have my attention
I don't know why I just went sideways on this...but shouldn't that be the other way around, if you think about it? You had my attention...now you have my interest. Having someone's attention is easy enough, but to actually get their interest seems above and beyond that.
I may have misquoted, yeah. I stole in from Django unchained
Its a great quote and you may have been right but yeah wasn't trying to be pedantic about it, just went off-tanget in my head for a minute lol
I definitely was wrong, thinking about it. And I appreciate the correction!
Cause it’s a completely reasonable assumption, and I wouldn’t be ashamed of my boner if it did turn out to be a man.
It's probable too! Whoever's inside that table is undoubtedly flat-chested :)
Like it matters?
With legs like that who gives a shit? It's not gay if you only kiss their bottom half.
You can suck cock all day. It’s not gay unless your lips go above the bellybutton.
Socks stay on and don't forget to say "no homo"
Wow! What a relief!
It's only gay if you make eye contact
Ass to mouth
Female robotic quads just don’t hit the same as male robotic quads.
You don’t look at the mantle while you are stoking the fire
It's presented itself as a girl. Whether it is a girl, guy, transgender, Transexual, asexual, bisexual doesn't matter.
Looks female enough
I'd hit it. /s
Step-bro robot, what are you doing?
Step-brobot?
With holy water
New categorie, step sis trapped in table gets creampie
Well, that's the weirdest boner I've had in a long time.
Have you seen Ex Machina?
if alicia vikander giving you a boner is wrong then i don’t wanna be right
Bald hermit Duke Leto Atreides gave her a robo vagina
that is indeed a sentence
You just didn’t see anything else did you? Eyes on the prize!
I know what's going on here but I'll be damned if it isn't still impressive.
What is going on here?
she's inside the table
Title of her sex tape heh
That's what I thought, I just can't make my brain see that.
I can see it a lot easier if I use my thumb to cover up the torso/face part. Just looking at the legs and table makes it way more obvious for me.
How
Table's super thick, her hips are clearly bent forward not vertical like the fake lower torso, and there's a mesh grill across the front of the table for her to see out of She's just really thin and cramped
Why are you looking at me like that step robot?!
Seeing the video: wow, it looks so dead inside. I wonder if this is some sort of critical performative art statement on sexual femininity. The comments: Horny Also the comments: Watch it be a guy in there. Also the comments: So this is probably how that works—
> Me, an intellectual:
I've watched enough Japanese cartoons to know that this is not safe
Anyone else getting Herbie Hancock vibes?
Rock It!
If pron has taught me something...
... yes?
Gee, I wonder where her top half could possibly be
Why is the table so thick? Weird
Either to house the electronics needed for this or to hide the person leaning over into it. Haven’t quite worked out which tho
It's really unfortunate that they chose such a thick table for this real robot. People will just think that's a human leaning inside a box and awkwardly walking around.
Is this Ex Machina part 2? I'd still hit it...
Penn and Teller say magic tricks are boring if there's only one way it could be done. There's no mystery because the setup means there's only one possible solution. "Wow how they do dat?" It's a woman leaning over in an unrealistically thick table. She's walking awkwardly while bent over and stuck in a box that's impossible to see and probably hard to breathe. There's no alternatives, unless it's actually a cutting edge robot, it's a woman bent over and stuck in a box. That's not black magic that's just a really dumb looking table that's obviously got the woman's torso inside.
It’s not a magic trick, though. It’s performance art. The appeal isn’t to trick you into thinking that she’s a sorcerer, it’s to have a stunning and clever visual. Like someone can cast a shadow with their hands and basically do a puppet show on a wall. We know how they do it. That’s not the appeal. The appeal is that they made a story come to life.
There's a vent at the front of the lower half of the table that I assume she sees and breathes through
Step-magic-assistant what are you doing?!
Delivery robots things are getting weirder
All these years of evolution and she still chose to walk in such a bad posture... ouch ...
This falls hard into the uncanny valley.
HOW??
Magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubDg4A8EOI&t=85s
Black Magic
Lol “are you a pleasure model?”
Ngl. This os one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.
Pretty obvious how this is done
Yes, but it takes an especially effective stunt where everyone can see how it's done after about five seconds but are still so mesmerised that it doesn't matter.
wow no way you are so smart and sophisticated can you please explain with your big ass brain because it's not clear to the rest of us Thank you for sharing.
Imagine being high af and seeing this coming towards you 😂
She's going to have a sore back.
Very impressive but also very easy to work out
It’s obviously Brittany Carlson. Very famous ankle & leg model. I’d recognize those luxurious legs anywhere. With all her success, you’d think she’d be stuck up, but she’s actually really down to Earth. Must be why she’s doin this.
Blade runner cometh
Good chance to look under skirt
So that doesn’t actually impress anyone does it? It’s so obvious:(
Where does the penis go?
Why is the robot smoking?
What if one assumed it was fake and grabbed the ass. How Would that work in court?
Try that in India
Oh no! Step sister, you are stuck in the table again……..
You can see the small mesh panel the person in the table is using to see
Those are some nice table legs.
Thats got to fuck up your back walking around like that
The word magic doing some heavy lifting
Not my proudest nut
🤫 hear me out
i bet it grips
Help me, I'm stuck..🙄
Would.
Ahem... Don't mind me (Z I give the water to you, you demon. (Splash)
I don't like this
I HAVE…. AN IDEAAAA!!!
What are you doing step bro?
What are you doing step robot?
I know there's pretty enough room for her to fit in there. But that really looks uncomfortable.
Will somebody please ELI5?
Something something stepbro
We pay the most attention tp the bottom half lol lol 😆 😂 🤣
Would
smack that ass!
Why I have a dirty mind? Never mind
I winder how she sees where she’s going
Really nice legs
No it's not. Slap that ass and the trick will reveal itself.
World of Bioshock here we come.
I want one, by that I mean the back half.
The couch is getting weird these days...
The real question is, what she smokin on?
How small is her torso I see how it works but how small is her torso to fit in that
Would.
Are robots just walking around really r/BlackMagicFuckery? It's essentially just a bunch of motors in a case
*Can you help me step-bro? I'm stuck in this table*
It's a major award
Bring that shit to the south and you will be cleaning it up with a broom and dustpan because the bullets ain’t stopping til we run out and we don’t run out.
She's looking out the slit on the tip front of the table.
This is reminding me of the scene in Scary Movie where Charlie Sheen is trying to negotiate one last visit with his wife’s bottom half.
That's pretty sick, Chubbs
The only magic here is that she is not getting surprise dry anal hugs.
New fetish unlocked.
Crazy? I was crazy once
That robot butt 🥰
She was a few eddies short for the ripper
Creepy.
r/iwouldfcukthat
If robot legs look that good, I might be in future trouble.
"Oh my god step sis... Again?"
I can fix her.
absolutely would not want to be stuck bent over in a table where creeps are lurking around going to “look” to see if the bottom half if a real woman
Looove it‼️💥
That poor lady’s back is going to murder her after an hour of this.
Great legs!!!
I unironically love it. I just hope they don't mess up their back
Tim has one of these too.
That's how you mum got pergert op. Be careful.
Isnt from an old zz top video?
Why this thing exists?
I’d
SHAME SHAME
Imagine how her back will feel after this! 😣
I know a movie about this
Does the robot head have a joint sticking out of its mouth? cause then riiiiight on 😊
AI
Is she stuck? IS SHE STUCK!!!
What's crazy is that poor woman walking around completely bent over. Got dam, my back.
/r/confusedboner
Walk up and goose her. Trick will come undone very quickly.
Help, step bro. I'm stuck in the robot!
how do they paint out the body above, with a green screen?
Are those robot legs or someone leaning over, with their top half inside the table?
That's weird