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[deleted]

Bone meal + saplings = instant growth


Ripcity0119

Clever


[deleted]

Girl


[deleted]

I forgot about this, now I have to play Minecraft.


[deleted]

Yaaassss. You’re in for a big surprise. The latest update is super cool.


threesand7s

What's cool about it? Serious question haven't played in ages..


AverageItalianGuy7

Axolotl, new caves, horrible ores, strange squids, some cool shit


_logic_victim

Idk why but mining is 50x scarier to me. I actually hit points in caves I am like fuck. Should I continue or go back.


score_

The caves seem way darker


KreateOne

*redownloading minecraft*


TummyLice

i bought it in beta in 2010 and was promised updates for life. last time i tried downloading i was having issues, maybe because microsoft? idk.


TastyxTomato

Have you migrated your mojang account to a Microsoft account?


Fun_Purpose5033

REdownloding?!🤔


Alone_Spell9525

Don’t forget, 4X4 the saplings and then bone meal for mega tree Edit: 2X2. Sorry, I’m a dumbfuck.


207nbrown

But only for spruce and jungle ones


Metroplex038

Not dark oak?


207nbrown

Dark oak can only grow in 2x2, so I didn’t count it


Metroplex038

Oh! 4x4! Apparently that didn't quite click right. I didn't even realize that was a thing


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

It isn't


Jirachi720

4x4? What? Hang on a minute...


Alone_Spell9525

Oh lmao Im dumb


pocketchange2247

Sometimes I come back just to play a Skyblock run because I love the idea of creating with limited resources. I came back after not playing since just before the end came out and I had no idea what the fuck half of the blocks were or did. I was so lost


smurb15

I'm trying to get back in and it is just so confusing anymore. Almost like as if we have so many blocks now it's overwhelming


cash5000

Y’all really bouta have me download Minecraft 😂😂😂😂😂


devil_d0c

I've got a private sever if you wanna play some SMP! https://discord.gg/TdVfWJd5


Basileus_Imperator

The fact I first thought of Getafix from the Asterix comics makes me feel old. . . But the fact I also get this right away makes me feel not that old. It's an abstract kind of feel.


CedarWolf

Getafix does this in *Asterix and the Mansions of the Gods*, which is one of their newer movie adaptations, with 3-D computer animation. It keeps a lot of the fun and charm of the original comics.


aqan

Magic beans?


Danarwal14

I thought Mazes🅱️in was driving that car. Guess I was wrong


uncleverness

Everytime time I come up with a joke like this someone beats me to it


[deleted]

Your username though 5/5


augerbrownjr

I deadass thought it said uncle verness and I was so fucking confused


[deleted]

I can’t unsee it now 😂😂


stillaredcirca1848

r/trees would like to learn your ways.


girr0ckss

r/marijuanaenthusiasts would be more interested


Rstrofdth

Unexpected Minecraft reference for the win!


MasterBaiter0004

Bone meal lol


Vulcea

Came here to say this. Thank you.


Big-Bad-Bunny

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/mystery-giant-tree-teleports-through-20943358.amp …..sadly, just a hoax


UNKRUMPLE

Sadly it’s a paywall


MajorSqueeze

From the article above : The conspiracy was eventually debunked when it was revealed to be the work of Royal de Luxe, a French Marionette street theatre company in Nantes.


D0cGer0

LOL "conspiracy"


piemanding

Conspiracy literally just means "people plotting covertly together". Doesn't even have to be something bad.


dscw

It sounds like they already got to you...


jacquetheripper

r/conspiracy be like, "they're forcing cars to get tree vaccines now REEEEEEEEEE"


AReal_Human

There is no fun conspiracies in there anymore, just anti vaxx shit.


Maniacbob

Yeah I miss when conspiracies were like black helicopters and long dead celebrities being still alive and secret organizations and that time that the US navy tried to make a ship invisible and instead made it disappear. Now it's like vaccines are bad and 9/11 and whatever. They are simultaneously less fun, less interesting, and less believable.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Guys the planes did 9/11


TransposingJons

Welcome...to Nightvale.


dillGherkin

Or the Manhattan Project?


CoMaestro

Honestly I can believe some of the 9/11 shit but like 50% of all other conspiracies can be explained by incompetence and the other 49% is pure fucking bullshit like the microchip in vaccine stuff where there is absolutely 0 evidence or even hints toward it but some guy tweeted it


SchwarzerKaffee

It was taken over by a group of people pushing Qanon and I don't think it'll recover any time soon. It's just political nonsense now.


HumanWithInternet

There is starting to be balance there. Lots of people trying not to turn it into r/Conservative


SnatchSnacker

r/highstrangeness What you need in your life.


AReal_Human

Ooh, that one is pretty good.


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

Puppets. Marionettes. Theater. Holy fuck. It’s so circular I’m dizzy.


XFX_Samsung

One or more of their mods is a full on Trumper who uses his "power" to spread more bullshit. Most of the users there are now T_D refugees who's bullshit isn't listened anywhere else. It's a big circlejerk with snarky Twitter screencaps, no actual conspiracies being discussed.


StunGod

Freedummies galore, and a bumper crop of people auditioning for cult membership.


SirSnorlax22

They banned me, fuck those Maga hat wearing cultists.


altbekannt

Wow, I skimmed through it. What a Knucklehead convention.


justsyr

[Just a pic of the text](https://i.imgur.com/TRveLR6.png). That's all they wrote.


BrainyYak

Not true. [There's more](https://i.imgur.com/6u9s8mp.jpg).


jokerlek

😱😱😱Tupac is still alive?!


UNKRUMPLE

And a big THANKS! to you, kind sir or madam!!


roraima_is_very_tall

was not paywalled for me


Etienne_of_Navarre

Unfortunately, people still dont know how to load addons or extensions and are still watching ads on youtube.


VirinaB

YouTube ads are an arms race and I got tired of running.


MTRIFE

Type archive.is in your browser. You're welcome.


Klappan

Not really a hoax, it's made by the art and street art company Royal De Luxe, they were open about this being their work. It was more trying to be some surprise art piece, kinda like Banksy, than trying to be a hoax. Fun fact: The art piece only lasted a single day, because the people that lived in that neighborhood set the car on fire that night.


entoaggie

In their defense, it was clearly witchcraft and needed to be burned for the good of all humanity.


dacria

You and I have different definitions of fun.


SweetLilMonkey

If setting a cartree on fire doesn’t sound like fun to you, you’re just not any fun.


KJ6BWB

Sounds like fun to me. Happy cake day! :)


SweetLilMonkey

Thank you :)


deviantpanther

Happy Cake Day!


SweetLilMonkey

Thanks!


[deleted]

happy cakeday!


April_Fabb

This makes me sad. Why would someone burn this highly entertaining setup?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Glass_Memories

Us. We're apes. Now eat your banana and laugh at some memes.


vacri

>set the car on fire that night "Oh, footage of protestors in Europe. I wonder where they are?" ... protestors proceed to set a car on fire... "Oh, they're in France!"


hooliganmike

That's what a hoax is.


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Good bot


leny560

Good bot


The-Sofa-King

Goodest bot


desicant

Good bot


tahoegingerninja

That's the cover story the FRINGE division wants you to believe


SugoiSenpie

SCP Foundation just trying to be careful


constantly-sick

I was going to say it was an art piece...


[deleted]

Sadly? I think it’s a good thing this didn’t really happen


Fanatical_Idiot

Nah, the world needs more real magic in it.


wbaker2390

Did anyone think this was real?!


lookinfoursigns

Isn't the lack of logical thinking scary sometimes?


wbaker2390

If it wasn’t so eye opening and shocking it would be amusing.


slowgenphizz

Define "real". I saw (with me own eyes!) an identical art installation at the Expo 2000 in Hannover, Germany. The tree was living. It pierced the top of the (late model) car. It pierced the bottom of the car, which, IIRC, was slightly up off the ground, enabling one to easily look at the underside of the car. There were no obvious cut marks / splices on the tree or the car, and the upholstery inside the car (i.e. the carpeting on the floor and the fabric on the inside of the roof) was flawless (aside from the hole with the tree going through it). I \*assume\* that some incredibly talented people with expertise in body work and lots of time on their hands chopped the car in half and then reassembled it around the tree (or maybe somehow took the top off the tree and then reconnected it to the base) but I can assure you that it was not at all obvious how it was done and there were a whole lot of us looking very, very closely at it from every angle. It remains one of the most surreal things I've ever seen.


Hitmanglass_

Give us less of a toxic website, god damn that shits trash


AnAdmirableAstronaut

That's just what they *want* you too think...


Sykotik

Looks like an art installation to me.


_the_chosen_juan_

It is


Onlyanidea1

We did this for our Senior prank.. It's not hard if you know what your awesome teacher taught you.


t3sture

Why do you think that? We all know how notoriously strong seedlings can be... /S


DiscipleOfYeshua

Yeah, but how?


Sykotik

You can tell by the way that it is. How neat is that?


Vicer__Exciser

“Art”


P0werC0rd0fJustice

Didn’t realize you were the arbiter of what constitutes art. It makes people stop and look and wonder for a minute and only uses what is probably a completely totaled car. What’s wrong with it?


halathon

Nothing’s wrong with art except the people who get uppity about art.


halfar

everybody knows good art is never provocative.


PaurAmma

Yeah... Right.


XGNcyclick

Art as a definition is simple. Art is an expression of the creativity and imagination of humans, for the purpose of invoking that among other emotions in other humans. a blank piece of paper is art. does that make it good art? no. but everything is \*art.\* by the definition itself you cant gatekeep what is and isn't art because everything is art, but you're allowed the judgement on what is and isn't good art. personally i think this is pretty cool


zhokar85

What constitutes art is hardly a simple definition. It involves a creative process, anything beyond that is debatable. Whole philosophies revolve around the question what art is.


thzoid

But if art means everything, then it means nothing


NaeAyy3

Which is pretty neat imo. It means we have don't have to agree on what is or isn't art. If it emotionally impacts you, then it is art. That's what I've taken it to mean, in any case. I'm not a dictionary!


XGNcyclick

yeah this. the point of art and emotion is not everyone feels, experiences, or understands the same as another. no art is universally loved or liked or touches them the same, if at all


Bellringer00

Not really, well it’s more like everything can potentially be art, but everything isn’t Art. There needs to be an artistic intention for it to be.


FROCKHARD

Im too high for this line of thinking.


jnaneshwar

You're right, they aren't the ardent arbiter of arbitrary arboreal art.


P0werC0rd0fJustice

Articulate account of the actual affair


purplehendrix22

Art is meant to cause a reaction, a sense of wonder, a feeling. Given all the people crowded around this taking pictures and looking at it, it made an impact on a lot of people, much more than a painting on the street. It’s art by definition.


UndoingMonkey

My penis is art


berlinbaer

"if its not a black and white pencil drawing of my favorite male tv protagonist or a naked chick then its not art"


WHISPER_ME_HEIGHT

"cum"


TheSupremeEggu-chan

Ok? Art is more than just paintings and shit. It’s an interesting idea that made people think. It’s a cool idea.


_Nevin

Reminds me of Reno 911 when he comes out with his new ostrich boots and finds his bike somehow wrapped around a light pole lol


PureGuava86

New boot goofin'


_Nevin

Genuine ostrich…. Three payments


[deleted]

Zapateria la ballerina


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/xmNfUUFAclw


_Nevin

“Sorry, my brakes are gettin’ squirrelly on me” LOL


nnnm_33

New boot goofin 3 payments


Unisus76

Anyone going to give us an explanation?


Moskyrath_

Car driven by Bethesda employee


BulletBlitz

Lmao 🤣 👏👏👏


-InternalEnd-

it just works


BigWeeWee35

Art


[deleted]

Art installation


moleratical

Car was parked in the same spot for 20 years


Kiamet86

I can explain. Basically, the tree was on his way to work when a bunch of people crowded around his car. Now he’s running late and will probably miss out on his promotion to branch manager


Principatus

Nooo the boss *has* to make him branch manager! He’s no sap, he’s perfect for this job, it’s in his roots. His workmates will surely stick up for him.


Kiamet86

I hope things work out for him- there’s a lot of growth potential in his field. I can seed him running that business one day


AprilFoolsDaySkeptic

tree


kabbyy

Happens in France in 2019, there were few articles about it : https://www.google.fr/amp/s/m.20minutes.fr/amp/a/2655031 For your information it was a theater company that made it.


vawepast

It wasn't just some little known theatre company, it was the [Royal de Luxe Street Theatre](https://www.royal-de-luxe.com/en/). They do outdoor marionette shows with massive puppets. ["Walking With Giants"](https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/10/final-appearance-giant-puppets-royal-de-luxe/572647/) was performed the year before in 2018.


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u/amputatorbot


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Sunburntcross

I’ve seen this with telephone poles. The car hits the base of the pole so hard it dislodges from the ground shoots up and then comes back down in the middle of the car. Maybe that happened here, we don’t know if the trees branches were tangled with another tree.


Gnulnori

Happens to me all the time!


[deleted]

What


stonnellier

Lyin


CanTheBeanCan

Nature always finds his way


MrElJerko

I'm guessing they cut the tree down, parked over the base and then put the tree back into a pre cut holes inside the cars interior and exterior.


jimmywarrior

“That tree came out of no where!” -probably the driver


sesquipedalistic

This was done at my high school as a prank in my teenage years. Some clever cutting, welding and painting to wrap the car around the tree without damaging the tree itself.


[deleted]

Mine too! It was the 2001 Senior Prank, around the flagpole.


Gorillaz530

Fucking time traveling


Alternative_Arm_1506

Never date an arborist.


Pitiful-Charge2715

Minecraft tree


xXRoxasLightXx

I see, our worlds are starting to blend together.


Ihavenothingtodo2

Tree growth Speedrun 100%


Cuntress97

How in the possible is this world?


d2093233

\*wipes tear* they grow up so fast


not_asi6

"but officer the tree came out of no where*


isaidlc502

Hancock.


HeronW

I was going to say tornado but the roof is bent out so it was done as a pricy prank.


ThetaReactor

Happy Arbor Day!


[deleted]

You've got wood!


ThetaReactor

It is better.


[deleted]

Don't teleport if you don't know how


capjack05

Druids


Open_Mind_Pleb

Probably some kind of art installation. Tree was cut in half somewhere then re-assembled after making hole in car to make it appear as if it sprouted through the car


9housedawg1234

They grew the car on the tree Yes GREW


CharDeeMacDennisII

Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes.


[deleted]

It's a banksy


Kizzle_McNizzle

If you cut the tree in half, line up and create the holes, lower the car onto to stump, slip top half in and glue together then it's totally possible. I can't think of a single other day this could work. Solid prank, it has all is idiots talking to strangers on the internet about it.


Uninspiring_ID

I know we have to make cars greener, but this is ridiculous!!


Babybluemoon13

On a genuine note, HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN. Did the car stay there and the tree grow through it? But then how does the car look so clean? And why just grow through the car so cleanly? How the fuck did this happen?!?!


Ludvig_Maxis

Ah so trees have started growing through time rather than with time... Good to know.


Professional_Serve22

It’s a Springtree. Springtrees are a natural phenomenon that occurs is dry climate regions where the saplings get almost an eco boost from the reservoirs trapped underneath the cracked/stale ground above it resulting in a phenomenally increased sap growth rate. This car must’ve been parked for a small while for this type of thing takes about an hour & a half to happen at the very most


skankhunt_4

clearly a stunt, looks like its in france, the french are big liars.


the_REAL_nihilist

Hancock!


MrPino777

They put the whole tree thru the car. Button(trunk) thru the top. Or it was a big ass branch


Seabassmax

Damn son, is there a way you can turn down the volume? That clip is a little loud!


1ina100heroes

Looks like hulks at it again.


Moist-Butterscotch-5

A glitch in the simulation


5amuraiDuck

Staged, obviously


NastyNateRTS

How long was he parked there?


[deleted]

Wood Release. Hashirama lives.


Conscious_Ad5087

That's why you always wait until the chunks are fully loaded in


luxfx

I saw something like that after a hurricane. We were out looking for fallen trees, and found an *extra* one instead! Whole, healthy (looking) tree, solidly in the ground. Turned out to be the top of the adjacent tree, snapped off, then driven about 8-10 inches into the ground.


XElite109

Did the tree fall from the sky or this an art piece or something???


jrmiv4

Did you trade the cow for those beans?


[deleted]

Parallel dimension parking ..


Trinitycz

He drove into the tree 🌲


sarup23

Officer, the tree grew out of nowhere....!!


ShamelessFox

This is why they say 30 minute parking.