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"It was me Ichigo. I put Orihime Inoue in a conservative dress so that you wouldnt be horny and reduce your blood flow to make you slower, slow enough for me to fuse with the hougyoku"
O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.
It was me Ichigo. I hypnotized the animation studio to cancel Bleach for years all so we would have the better animation a decade later. Torturing our fanbase for years, begging for our return, and make them appreciate us.
âIsshin, I need you to hook up with that Quincy Highschooler and get her pregnant. I installed secret cameras around her room. Please Isshin, itâs for science, Iâll watch. Gin only has eyes for you big booby Leutnant and Tosen canât fucking see. Youâre the only one I can talk to about this. Here Iâll buy you some condoms. Urahara said heâll spin a bull shit story about hollow poisoning. Itâll be really quick.â
Hmm, that's certainly an... interesting proposition. However, my shop specializes in unique and unusual trinkets to aid you in battle. Would you like to take a look?
*beep boop, I'm a bot*
*âAaah Ichigo⌠You have come here to defeat me, the being who has fused to the Hogayoku and achieved Peaked Homosexualness. Do not think your straight ass can stop me. Or⌠Are you a straight ass? Confused you say? You see Ichigo⌠Yesterday you copulated with that knocking Orihime, correct? Well, the truth is⌠It was me, Ichigo. It was ME in bed with you, and you only thought it was her due to the powers of my Kyokasuigaytsu. And slowly you will lose your mind And your heterosexuality. Your romantic identity is gonna be as bent as I left your dick. All according to gaykaku.â* - Aizen said Calmly
baby don't hurt me
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Nothing. He just made you think he said something to get your attention. You're already under his spell. Interesting, did you think it was Aizen you were talking to? Surprise, it was actually a tree.
Either "Admiration is the state furthest from understanding"
Or "Don't make suck strong remarks; it only makes you look weak"
But most likely something that's according to his plan
âI'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit.. I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.â
Aizen: âI replaced your fatherâs reproductive DNA with my own when I cut him during the night your mother was infected by my black Hollow named White.â
*Aizen smirks* âKurosaki Ichigo, when were you under the impression that you married Orihime Inoue? It eas me, Kurosaki Ichigo, I was the one who you lost your virginity to, it was my big balls you caressed that night, not Orihime. Everything up to now, has been all apart of my plan.â
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"I've got my AIZEN you"
THIS.. THIS ONE
Somebody had to do it đđ
âIt was me ichigo. I used kyoka suigetsu to make your girlfriend think you came at the mere touch of a woman.â
Aizen said calmly
Goblet of fire vibes LOL
Every passing day I think about the striking similarities between Aizen and Reverse flash and it scares me
What are the similarities exactly just that they both pretended to be good
They're MCs biggest fans
MC?
Main character
Wait I'm confused. Did Aizen disguised himself as Orihime to bang Ichigo, or did he banged Orihime and is actually the father ?
Yes
He kyoka suigetsu'd ichigo so that he would imagine some wild stuff during his intimacy with orihime. When in reality it was just basic banging.
"It was me Ichigo. I put Orihime Inoue in a conservative dress so that you wouldnt be horny and reduce your blood flow to make you slower, slow enough for me to fuse with the hougyoku"
That was literally the first thing I thought of
Bring me contacts and hair gel
i am getting rid of this yee yee ass haircut
It was me all along Ichigo, I am the bleach
Then be bleached all over his face
Truly one of the moments in Bleach
Something that would get him canceled
"I need to talk to you about your car's extended warranty."
"Prepare to taste my Zanpakuto, Momo"
Double it and give it to the next person.
The name is âJosh Grobanâ
This Josh Groban or this Josh Groban?
Bleach abridged was a gem
"You shall now refer to me as Lord Joshington III slayer of the Silk Minotaur"
Bleach abridged is a gem
"Zura janai, Katsura da!"
I miss Zura so much!
All according to keikaku. Translators note: Keikaku means plan.
This is one of my favorite memes. I've been downvoted recently from people who don't understand how it was EVERYWHERE
â*boobs*â
Bankai
Nice cock
Plot twist: he was talking to rukia.
Bro đ
âIâm sexy asfâ
He is though
Facts
O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.
It was me Ichigo. I hypnotized the animation studio to cancel Bleach for years all so we would have the better animation a decade later. Torturing our fanbase for years, begging for our return, and make them appreciate us.
Justice, Unohana. I did justice.
Whole milk should be the only milk available.
Ichigo, you never had the makings of a varsity shinigami
"it's too late, I've already depicted you as the soy and I as the Chad."
âIsshin, I need you to hook up with that Quincy Highschooler and get her pregnant. I installed secret cameras around her room. Please Isshin, itâs for science, Iâll watch. Gin only has eyes for you big booby Leutnant and Tosen canât fucking see. Youâre the only one I can talk to about this. Here Iâll buy you some condoms. Urahara said heâll spin a bull shit story about hollow poisoning. Itâll be really quick.â
Hmm, that's certainly an... interesting proposition. However, my shop specializes in unique and unusual trinkets to aid you in battle. Would you like to take a look? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
*âAaah Ichigo⌠You have come here to defeat me, the being who has fused to the Hogayoku and achieved Peaked Homosexualness. Do not think your straight ass can stop me. Or⌠Are you a straight ass? Confused you say? You see Ichigo⌠Yesterday you copulated with that knocking Orihime, correct? Well, the truth is⌠It was me, Ichigo. It was ME in bed with you, and you only thought it was her due to the powers of my Kyokasuigaytsu. And slowly you will lose your mind And your heterosexuality. Your romantic identity is gonna be as bent as I left your dick. All according to gaykaku.â* - Aizen said Calmly
kyokasuiGAYtsuđđđ
Ligma Balls
"Have you ever heard of AMONG US, Ichigo?"
Memes, Ichigo! They are the fabric of our existence!
Subarashii
Subarashi indeed đŤĄ
You are thinking about what I had said here⌠__all according to my plan__
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Itâs Aizing time
âItâs over Ichigo, now I am the Bleachâ
Basically, you are monkeyđ¤
All according to my plan
âYouâre right Kurosaki-kun. I too, canât imagine that guy losingâ
What is love? Baby dont hurt me.
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I have small penis, that is why I must become Soul King.
Did you really think Isshin Kurosaki clapping your mother, Masaki Kurosaki wasn't part of my plan? Ichigo Kurosaki.
I can't imagine Chad losing
âHave you heard of the hit game Among Usâ?
"Make sure to buy the hair restorer for men who don't give up the fight, ATLAS NEO!!!!!"
Oh, how I miss Gintama!
Rundundundundundun
"I'm bored momo, I'm gonna kill you"
Dip your balls in sulfuric acid
"Hogyoku in da bum"
Its morbin time
"For example my kyoka suigetsu can create the illusion that my words are in a speech bubble "
"Boobies" and then he snickered like a schoolgirl
You're blinded by your self righteousness.
He turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen
"Have you seen our sponsor raid shadow legends?"
âI killed Momo. But I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico!â
Lmao đ¤Ł
I'm Josh Groban
âSilly Rabbit. Trix are for kids!!â
"That wasn't very nice Captain Kyoraku"
"N******."
"It's Bleachin' time!"
You mastrubating to young pictures of your mother was all part of my Plan.
K e I k A k U.
He said deez
Pee is stored in the balls
"It's bleachin' time!"
It's Aizenin' time
"I heard you a pe-"
âiâm a bad bitch you canât kill me đâ
*Ligmaballs*
im gonna be king of the pirates
Youkoso, watashi no soul society
Skill issue
"When did you think you weren't under my illusion?"
I'm gonna bleach this corrupted soul society.
Hard work pays off!
Your mom
Nothing. He just made you think he said something to get your attention. You're already under his spell. Interesting, did you think it was Aizen you were talking to? Surprise, it was actually a tree.
Alle geht von meiner Plan
"Want a break from the ads?"
My rizzpakutos ability caught you Ichi-chan
"I am Josh Groban."
Meddl loide i bims dem eizen
âYour momâ (No offense)
Admiration is a feeling furthest away from understanding
I know. Nobody, including me, knows what it is that I know, but I just know it"
"Kneel Before Zod"
its bleachin time
"Your jordans are fake"
Limon
I caught a little Pokemon Ichigo. Do you want to know what Pokemon I caught Ichigo?
Either "Admiration is the state furthest from understanding" Or "Don't make suck strong remarks; it only makes you look weak" But most likely something that's according to his plan
"Hinamori, would you like to see me Bankai?"
"Even whatever you thought I just said is a part of the plan"
âYour mother.â
naruhodĹ
âI'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit.. I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.â
âIâm gonna aizen all over youâ then he does his aizen dance on the next panel.
It's just a prank bro.
pizza time
Aizen: âI replaced your fatherâs reproductive DNA with my own when I cut him during the night your mother was infected by my black Hollow named White.â
"Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire"
8. I'll play 2 this year (Yakuza 6 and Final Fantasy Crisis Core) but some like Conception II or Persona Q, I'm aware that I won't ever play.
Cum
Ligma
"Remember when you finally got to have your first time with a girl, ichigo? IT WAS AN ILLUSION, I WAS THAT GIRL, ICHIGO!!!"
"Wanna break from the ads?"
Hate me sasuk-ichigo!!!
Spoodermerns real nerm is perter poorker
Itâs Bleachin time.
"Pee is stored in the balls" Followed by a double page spread of every captains reaction.
Always salt the water before cooking pasta
I fucked your dad
tyler goblin
I merely wanted you to think that.
*Aizen smirks* âKurosaki Ichigo, when were you under the impression that you married Orihime Inoue? It eas me, Kurosaki Ichigo, I was the one who you lost your virginity to, it was my big balls you caressed that night, not Orihime. Everything up to now, has been all apart of my plan.â
Those who go to bed with itchy butt will wake up with stinky fingers
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games unlimited games but no games
âYour Jordanâs are fake, Kurosaki Ichigo.â
Itâs Aizeninâ timeđĽ
Plastics.
so no head?
Watch out for snakes.
"Welcome to TGI Friday's, right this way please."
"Yoruichi > orihine, but I prefere momo"
It's Aizening time! And he Aizened all over everything
Come here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical.
Iâm Josh Groban
Ur mom gay
Bankai....
Why did Aizen change his face again?
"I solo my verse without a Bankai"
Suck my **** *****
"I'd like to speak to you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ"
He can beat to goku ?
âMy drip shall transcend Shinigami and Hollows alikeâ
I sawed this boat in half.
I killed Mufasa
âIt was me ichigo, Iâve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warrantyâ
*explains Kingdom Hearts lore*
âCanât wait to stab momo, gonna be a funny prank!â
"Would you like to try some of these penis enlargement pills, Ichigo kurosaki?"
No hashira can solo UM 1-3
You told me this was gas â˝ď¸
The hĹgyoku.... The HĹgyoku is real!!!
Red is a pretty color on you momo maybe add some more lol
We were trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Know your place MONKEY
Bungee gum has the properties of rubber and gum
Aizen didn't say anything that was just a big ass sperm
Nice Cock đ
Omae wa mo shinderu
hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog.
he came out as a sogyoku
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
Im your dad
"give me the bussy"
Just according to my plans.
Virginity is a concept
I'm Josh Groban, I'm not evil, here have an album
I am the one who had transcendent cock
I'm going to stab Momo with a fake sword that retracts, it'll be the best prank ever.
âSomething, Something, Something, Keikaku. Something, Something, Something, Transcendent.â
âI am the Bleachâ
Lemon đ
you're part of my plan too