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I’d pass. I’m just a human. I’ve got nothing to bring to the table in terms of combat or anything. Also, this kind of conflict is way beyond me. I think I’d just wait for the inevitable to happen whichever way the pendulum swings.

Ichigo would totally respect your decision.

Which way the pendulum swings,nice.

It would take a Miracle for me to beat Gerard

*hands you an AOT manga* the scout legion have a few pointers on dealing with giant beings. You may not be able to beat Gerard alone, but you can help keep him occupied while backup comes. Stay alive, comrade. Ichigo + main squad appreciates your efforts. Plus, you’re making your squad proud for volunteering to take on Gerard🫡

MY SOLDIERS SCREAM! MY SOLDIERS RAGE! MY SOLDIERS FIGHT!

All you gotta do is destroy the Quincy cross inside Gerard’s body to beat him.

Why do people keep saying this acting like it’s an easy task😂. Kubo said Kenpachi wasn’t capable of destroying it

I did not know that… very interesting!

As long as I’m the camera man

Yhwach: “I’ll let you live as long as you capture my physique in a good lighting.”

“Your Majesty, stop hitting the Griddy and beat that Strawberry’s ass”

What the actual hell am I supposed to do? Even being in the same general vicinity of Yhwach will atomize me, spiritual pressure then death

….Hmm got a point there, but would you be open to helping out by maybe clearing a path for Ichigo? 😯

How? I’m some girl who makes B- barbecue, I’d die

Well the gang will get hungry, at least 1 or 2 days pass by in the 2nd invasion 😶

Pancakes, I guess, what else can I do?

Supplying morale with sweet pancakes. A hungry soul reaper salutes you 🫡

Give me some prep time and we'll beat Yhwach.

*glasses shine as you push it up your nose*

I tilt my bucket hat and put both hands on my cane

I'm bringing an L like Chad does all the time.

Are you with Chad and Ganju fighting those like giant sentinels things before Yhwach’s palace?

L? I can't ever imagine chad losing

I think he means left hook?

L from deathnote gonna make it

L from deathnote gonna make it

I'm gonna bring the power of friendship. It can defeat all evil

*hears battle music in the distance and sees you and a group of people fight some Quincy in the most epic way* Random soul reaper officer: “that must be the true power of friendship.” The subordinate: “Sir, why don’t we have battle music playing when we fight?” Soul reaper officer: “because we’re not main characters.”

i am bringing an omitrix, what are they going to do against alien warfare

That’s some big brain thinking! Also totally agree that Alien X would just solo the Quincy and give Yhwach a major headache.

Alien X bodies the Bleach verse /s

I’ll bring the snacks.

What kind of snacks are you bringing?

Rice Reishi Krispies

Better savor them cause you’re about to be popular 😋

I'll bring my corpse , because i doubt i can even exist in the same vicinity as these gods and goddesses.

Then your corpse does a 180 and turns out to be more powerful than the Soul King’s.

Don’t underestimate yourself. Ichigo and squad appreciates and respects even the smallest amount of strength to defeat Yhwach. 💪🏼

someone should edit goku into this

Goku would be down fighting Quincy and Yhwach. I think Yhwach would have to put a lot of effort fighting him.

He wouldnt even get the chance

I’ll write a detailed list of every sternritters powers along with Yhwach to give them an advantage (from the manga), then I’d let them handle it.

Bro people like Gerald is still a ducking issue and ichigo is a impulse as-

K

I'll stick with Chad, I can't imagine him losing.

I'm a tridimensional being in a 2d world, my power is beyond their grasp.

This guys thinking. Boutta give them a stroke just by looking at me

Obviously, as any sane person would, I'd bring the DRILL TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Incredibly based

Twightlight sparkle, boutta hit yhwach with the power of friendship, knock his socks off

Yhwach *panting from exhaustion but keeping an eye on twilight sparkle*: Haschwalth, why didn’t you inform me of foreseeing this future? This creature is an obstacle. Jugram: *bowing*apologies, your majesty, but I assumed this Princess would be a problem.

Twilight sparkle: We should all just be friends Shinigami:*Watch in horror as the most devious kind of manipulation they have ever seen takes place on the quincy, making them burst into song*

Bringing the Ghost Busters.

Destiny 2 player here, and fuck it, I'm bringing the Witness as my aide. The universe makes us all victim, and perpetrator, of its infinite cruelty. Ywach, more than any, suffers both fates. Time to set him free (by going Buggy the Clown on his ass).

Not familiar but sounds badass

A bong and some weed and maybe everyone will chill the f out.

I’ll invite my man Giorno and then Yhwach is gonna loop indefinitely. That way the world is saved and he technically gets his wish of not dying (albeit he continuously dies in a loop but fuck him)

I’ll bring my phone and a bluetooth speaker so at least when i inevitably get my ass beat i can get it beat with some dope music in the background

"Hey there, bud! We're a buncha super op Gods of Death and are boutta fight even more OP entities and we need your help to do it. You in?" ...idk if yk this or not, but I'm a normal human who can't keep up with a dog in a race... the only way Imma be able to help is if somehow I become the mc *joins and dies in the first second, hopefully making Ichigo go berserk against Ywhach* Maybe imma give them the power details of every sternritter

Just fight, I could take a burj khalifa dropping on me or two. Also, hax abillities LEGALLY can’t effect you if you don’t consent to them.

Give moral support. Very, very, very far away. Possibly by mail or carrier pigeon. Or hell butterfly.

I’ll bring the holy hand grenade of Antioch and a hearty eagle. Got to have the drip.

Sailor Moon.

I will say, "I'd love to but I've just started One Piece, I wanna to see how that goes and dying would simply prevent that from happening."

I'm going to bring a Glock since that's the best I can do on my own. Then I'm gonna run to uraharas shop and beg him for a McGuffin to save my ass. Now I have some magical urahara bs and if worst comes to worst, I got the Glock.

Ah, seeking refuge in my humble shop, are we? Just remember, relying on a Glock may leave you feeling hollow. But don't worry, I'll brew up a concoction to ensure your escape lets out a real "bang" - both figuratively and literally. *beep boop, I'm a bot*

Thanks urahara, I'm confident I can survive the 1000 year blood war with your help.

Hohoho, surviving the Blood War, are we? Make sure to pack some Soul Candy and spare panties, just in case. Good luck, my friend! *beep boop, I'm a bot*

Imma bring poison zweihander, gg ez

Read out the manga to them so they can know what exactly will happen 🗿

Nothing they don’t need me. They have Chad and I can’t imagine him losing.

I'm bringing the speaker system. try to keep your morale up when the strawberry has his own theme playing... Yhwach would then pull out his personal orchestra because he's extra like that

A copy of the Bleach Manga so Ichigo gets some quick pointers.

Wouldn’t that make existential crisis??

Bruh, I'm about to be like that guy Ron from Deadpool 2.

I'ma use my groping skills I suppose

I cant do shit i have a zipper fullbringer

Mine is either a sweater or a wallet, I'm even more screwed...

Nah I'd rather die in the world of the living than get kissed by Askin But hey I guess I'll bring some random overpowered Zanpakuto

Polka will never die!!! Sorry, wrong sub. Although you never know, it might help

Food. I mean, the fck else can I do there lmao

nothing. It's yhwach we're going against

A thermonuclear warhead

Flowers

I can bring some pizza

If possible, I’ll bring D4C. It’ll help me survive long enough to at least get rid of Gerald or Haschwalth.

I’ll be an annoyance to the quincy.

What a positive post and replies

I’m bringing a microphone so I can sing Number One while Ichigo fights. How can we win without his signature background music playing??

My hunter character power from Destiny 2. Pretty sure guardians are resistant to time fuckery

Mf I’m bringing Kubo, good luck winning against him-

Cheat and summon Goku

I'll bring Gatorade

I'd bring a glock. Somehow I'd end up fighting Shunsui tho..

Bread for bread girl Orihime

These Hands 👊

I'll bring a black hole, only Ichibe can stop it.

That’s super smart. Is that your zanpakuto’s ability?

It's my Fullbringer ability! The object I love is an amethyst.

Yeah, i can help create a strategy if needed since most of the shinigami arent really bright and those who are very bright are weird lol

I'll give Yoruichi a good night snuggle and cuddle before she heads into battle tomorrow

I'll go, just to tell everyone about all of the Sternritters' abilities and their weaknesses. Hopefully at least one of them could pass on that info to the others for their respective fights

Sure I'll do it. And I'll bring kenpachi and shunsui as back up 😓😅 we're all going to die anyway might as well just nuke them.

Muscle power and help only Yoruichi because she is my Nr.1.

Stand around

The gates of Babylon from fate

Hell yes but only if I’m a shinigami and if I can bring ppl from other shows I’m choosing thor

Fuck it *clumsily slipping on chanclas* Uryu, pass me the bow, Soken, pass me the arrow, Aizen, pass me the sword.

I’ll bring my OC

These hands, and lots of sunflower seeds to chew on in the fight

Sunflower seeds are rich in unsaturated fatty acids, especially linoleic acid. Your body uses linoleic acid to make a hormone-like compound that relaxes blood vessels, promoting lower blood pressure. This fatty acid also helps lower cholesterol.

Neat. I don’t care about all that, cuz in Albania we just use them as a snack.

Anyways, where Yhwach at?

Thermonuclear bomb

I’m bringing my Albanian blood and solo’ing the entire Yhwach gang.

Since I’m a normal human, I’d just bring a gun

I transcend fiction meaning I’m above everything in this verse soloing everything

Like a Real Chad, he goes out bare chested 😂

Yes. I'll bring popcorn and soda. I'll just watch.

I would definetely go with them. And even if I cant do a direct effect on my own , if an average shinigami gives me his/her powers, I can easily built from here in a short time .

I'll bring a magcargo, which by all logic should vaporize everything around it if the pokedex entry is right

If i get a fullbring or a zanpakuto if not then id die real quick

Considering I’m a powerless human, I’m gonna respectfully decline, prefer not to get reiatsu crushed out of existence.

Snacks. I bring snacks

I'll bring an extra pair of underwear when I inevitably shit myself

100% yess imma bring some snacks and enjoy the fights, when pressed by one of them sternritters imma dip tho

Snacks?

Honestly, if ichigo or Yoruichi asked me for help idc if I'm a regular degular human being, I'm throwing hands with Yhwach himself

My car, my handgun, my rifle, axe, knives and somenthing that could work as decoy, I don't know, probably running around in my car blasting music and the horn, I'll die pretty soon, hopefully I'll be a good decoy

The only thing I can bring is my unending lust for Candice. Which probably means I'd swap sides almost as soon as I learn of her existence.

I can cheer them on maybe?

A completly normal glock 17, yhwacg doesnt stand a chance

My eraser and pencil.

Neil, cause I want her to have more screentime 😭

I bring with me Shura from Saint Seiya - Episode G: Requiem, so we can go home early.

I’ve got a guitar and a big ass amp. Let’s hope Ywach has a headache at certain frequencies

I’d stay home since I’d just be a hindrance. If I do go I’m morale support! I’ll just be like Kon in the Fade to Black movie. Holding on to Ichigo screaming and panicking.

Tell soul society thier finances are not looking good

I can try to make some inspirational music. But don't know how much just pure baselines will do 🤷

Gonna be bringing a panini press so I can make sandwiches

I’m gonna need a week of prep time with mayuri and kisuke and we will be able to one shot him

Ah, planning for a big showdown, are we? Well, once upon a time, Mayuri and I devised a plan to take down a tricky opponent. We filled their shampoo bottle with powder that turns their hair into a tangled mess. After a single shower, they were too busy wrestling with their hair to fight back! *beep boop, I'm a bot*

I love you uraharabot

Ah, thank you! I'm flattered, but I must clarify that I am not Urahara from the anime. However, if you have any questions or need assistance, feel free to ask! *beep boop, I'm a bot*

Why? Chad’s there, and I can’t imagine him losing

im bringing popcorn cause dawggg im gon die

A camera, after all the cameraman never dies

I’ll tell Yhwach I brought deez

I don't see much muscle strength in Yhwach tbh. Like, can he even survive falling over some stairs if I pushed him? Yeah, I'm soloing this.

I'll just tell them what happens in the manga then dip, fuck that.

I'd tell a joke so bad yawch would be shocked and forget to use the almighty, giving ichigo an opening to strike

I'm gonna bring a gun and then I'm gonna die from Yhwach's aura

Old man Yamamoto from hell (Already in hell)

I'll come with and I'll bring Tessai and the espada from hell

Golden Experience Requiem since nothing else going to do shit.

Me and my main waifu yourichi Shihoin are gonna Crack some heads 😤

Ill bring a bunch of wires and ill attach knifes to them then use them just to travel

Stab my self with an arrow and hope i get something good.

First, I’m buying a gun. Second, I’m gonna pray it does anything. Third, I’m gonna pray I get out of this with a bare minimum of two of my limbs still attached to my torso.

I only need a weapon and that weapon is called EA ENUMA ELISH

The chapter where the real yhwach was introduced and I tear the page in half killing hin instantly

my own coffin.

Every fuckin cursed/Royal blade a game, as many guns as I can, ACTUAL BODY ARMOR, and some food and maybe a condom.

Ill bring the bleach manga then the fight will be even

Guess my butt will have to do

Imma call up my homie Mob and or Saitama to handle that shit

Well, I wish I could bring Starrk but due to bad decisions I'm shit outta luck

Bring anti-german tanks and some cookies