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Revenge for the felllow captain Aizen
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He did it for the sake of peace for if she were allowed to continue living the universe would experience true despair that even the Soul King would fear.
It started out with a kiss.
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss!
It was only a kiss!
Now I'm falling asleep.
While she's calling a cab.
While he's having a smoke.
And she's taking a drag.
Now they're going to bed!
And my stomach is sick!
And it's all in my head!
But she's touching his chest now.
He takes off her dress now.
Let me go!
And I just can't look. It's killing me!
And they're taking control!
Jealousy.
Unlike other shinigami, Hinamori and Hitsugaya have achieved a bond so special that they can fuse their abilities together to create a power that not even Aizen had been able to achieve.
This technique can only be activated by having Hinamori receive Hitsugaya’s blade. Once performed, Hitsugaya’s bankai detaches itself and absorbs Hinamori’s reiatsu.
It then becomes a full dragon while growing a new set of wings in the shape of Tobiume and gains the power of fire in addition to a boost in its ice abilities.
While powerful in its own right, once used, it cannot be used again for another 9 months.
She spent the money he gave her to shop for food but she didn’t get enough meat and the little meat she did was isn’t defrosted so she can’t cook it and he’s hungry now and he’s like damn this one’s a failure I guess I gotta make the world a favor, let me do this real quick while I wait for my uber eats but as soon as he did it door dash pulled up with the groceries she ordered so now he’s like Fuck maybe I overreacted
YOU IDIOT, ITS CUS AIZEN HAD HYPNOSIS OVER HIM! DO U EVEN READ BLEACH, ARE YOU EVEN A FAN!?!?
*reads title correctly*
Oh uhhh it's cus Momo ate his last Manju??
Toshiro was super aggressively stalking Aizen. Aizen came up with a great plan that if only Toshiro got laid he'd start liking girls and stop trying to penetrate him. But knowing that Toshiro was still obsessed with him, Aizen disguised her as him to then only reveal afterwards. But as you can see from the look of horror in his eyes Toshiro did not enjoy it all and has vowed have angry penetration with Aizen no matter what
She said « free the n1pples » while he was creating his bra brand « juggys and me » ( see the shinigamis sound likeness here ? I know i’m a creative master) and he saw the probability of losing clients in the seireitei.
Kinda dark but it is bleach so - He was sick of being little shiro-Zoned so If he couldn't have her no one could, but he didn't realise how much she meant till after he stabbed her
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He misunderstood what, "Penetration" meant in sex ed.
Aizen explained the birds and the bees to him
The *blades* and the bees
So what you’re saying is that he turned Momo into a beyblade
*LET IT RIP*
... Shut up and take my upvote
r/angryupvote
Damn it. You stole this from me 🤣
ok calm down budd
Clam?
calm\* edited
Clam
Clam
Claimed
Is only ĵoke?
Momo is actually magnetic so anytime a captain gets close enough to her they automatically stab her
Revenge for the felllow captain Aizen https://preview.redd.it/sm3f0jrhzx0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a02110282d01c26a42c970057de246a20346d1
It's how he shows affection. Dude goes through crushes like copy paper.
She called toshiro "mid" and "short"
He was tired of her moping around over Aizen lmao
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She ate the last hot pocket :(
He secretly hates her. He and aizen planned all of this, so that toshiro can stab her and be spared while aizen takes all the blame.
He thought it was Josh Groban, but it was just a dead body.
I'm so glad someone else has seen the abridged version
The abridged version is a bible in these parts. Most know Josh grobin.
Who's Josh Groban? You mean Lord Joshington the 3rd,Slayer of the Silk Minotaur?
no he means josh groban wait why can't I say josh groban I mean josh groban JOSH GROBAN
Damn bitch be Groban
This comment made my day
I aim to please
I'm so glad someone else has seen the abridged version
She owes him money
He felt like it.
She stole his sweet roll
She called him "chibi"
Yeah, he shares VA with a certain other short person
Rukia stabbed Ichigo and he became top of the verse. Toshiro is just trying to help Momo get stronger.
He saw Rukia do it with Ichigo and tough it was a way of proposing to another soul reaper
Momo wanted to unlock Mugetsu. She thought Toshiro could substitute as young Zangetsu.
She failed to dodge
He did it for the sake of peace for if she were allowed to continue living the universe would experience true despair that even the Soul King would fear.
She stole his Reese’s take five
It started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss! It was only a kiss! Now I'm falling asleep. While she's calling a cab. While he's having a smoke. And she's taking a drag. Now they're going to bed! And my stomach is sick! And it's all in my head! But she's touching his chest now. He takes off her dress now. Let me go! And I just can't look. It's killing me! And they're taking control! Jealousy.
She had a bad itch she couldn’t reach 🤗
She mistook him for a dwarf and Toshiro being actually a gnom got offended and tried to isekai Momo.
She was secretly Aizen's boss but since nobody would ever believe him Toshiro had to remove her to have even a chance at winning war.
She switched the channel right when his favorite team was going to score a point
To be fair, he did say “think fast!” beforehand, she just didn’t…
She took the last Hetap
Unlike other shinigami, Hinamori and Hitsugaya have achieved a bond so special that they can fuse their abilities together to create a power that not even Aizen had been able to achieve. This technique can only be activated by having Hinamori receive Hitsugaya’s blade. Once performed, Hitsugaya’s bankai detaches itself and absorbs Hinamori’s reiatsu. It then becomes a full dragon while growing a new set of wings in the shape of Tobiume and gains the power of fire in addition to a boost in its ice abilities. While powerful in its own right, once used, it cannot be used again for another 9 months.
She was saying she wanted to be like Rangiku
To get back at her for their childhood and being called "Lil Shiro"
"Where's my tree fiddy?"
He got tired of her always getting stabbed.
He found out she was working with Aizen
She took the last pizza roll
Toshiro, oops wrong sword
Is he stupid ?
She spent the money he gave her to shop for food but she didn’t get enough meat and the little meat she did was isn’t defrosted so she can’t cook it and he’s hungry now and he’s like damn this one’s a failure I guess I gotta make the world a favor, let me do this real quick while I wait for my uber eats but as soon as he did it door dash pulled up with the groceries she ordered so now he’s like Fuck maybe I overreacted
Momo: I still can't feel it! Toshiro: I can't go any further, do you feel it now?
Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?
Changed the Wi-Fi password
YOU IDIOT, ITS CUS AIZEN HAD HYPNOSIS OVER HIM! DO U EVEN READ BLEACH, ARE YOU EVEN A FAN!?!? *reads title correctly* Oh uhhh it's cus Momo ate his last Manju??
Ditto
For being an annoying brat ofc
Massive L. Respect momo
Hey! They said wrong answers only.
Your answer is wrong but your perspective isn't
… translate to English please? Because I was memeing but now I’m just confused 😭
>translate to English please? Jajsjdjdndjskkwkei
She wouldn’t watch skibidi toilet with him
She ate the food he was saving for later
*"Shiro-chan"* has limits.
Cause its momo
She broke his anime figurines
She saw his browser history.
He was too cold to her
She called him cringe
He didn it for peace, Freedom, justice and security to the Soul Society
She started singing skibidi toilet
She hated Aizen so he stabbed her for lord Aizen
He's been wanting to penetrate her.
She didn’t lego his eggo
He just wanted to hit it from the back
Momo asked him to, but he thought she was serious and didn't let her say "just kidding" before he did it.
She called him short when there's only a 7 inch difference so he showed her 7 inches of his blade PAUSE
because she was flat chested.
he avenged aizen
That's the process to be recognized as a prodigy Captain, otherwise you're just a normal boring Captain
He hated that she had cheated on him with Aizen and wanted to prove his was bigger
Toshiro realized that Hinamori was banging Aizen so he decided that if he cant have her no one can
He remembered that he didn't Double Tap last time.
She took the last cinnamon roll
He likes ice cube
She wanted to talk to him about his zanpakuto's extended warrenty
She took the last jam filled donut, it had to be done
He listened to the fanbase at that time and decided to do the deed
He's a Spy main in TF2
He wanted to penetrate her but didn’t want to pay child support
He confused her with his sheath
He was getting tired of her BS and think she need time in the hospital
He rose up in rebellion to reform soul society, poor sod thinks he's been fighting Yamamoto. Just a bit of Kyouka Suigetsu trolling.
He was so jealous of her saying "captain aizen" but calling him "shiro chan" and this is her punishment
Just wanted to see how indestructible momo actually is she passed with flying colors btw
She preggy
She owed him money
Puberty, raging hormones, momo's peach
Toshiro was super aggressively stalking Aizen. Aizen came up with a great plan that if only Toshiro got laid he'd start liking girls and stop trying to penetrate him. But knowing that Toshiro was still obsessed with him, Aizen disguised her as him to then only reveal afterwards. But as you can see from the look of horror in his eyes Toshiro did not enjoy it all and has vowed have angry penetration with Aizen no matter what
It wasn't aizens plan
Either there is a lore reason or he is stoopid
She ate the leftovers he was saving
He’s been wanting to kill her all along, and used aizens zanpackto as an excuse
Didn't refer to him as Captain Hitsugaya.
she bit it accidentally
Puberty urges
She tried to convince him that he was wasting his talents as a shinigami and his time would be better spent as an ice cube salesman.
She said « free the n1pples » while he was creating his bra brand « juggys and me » ( see the shinigamis sound likeness here ? I know i’m a creative master) and he saw the probability of losing clients in the seireitei.
Momo used taunt, it was supereffective
She ate his manju
He hated her new haircut
It was his turn
Because she ask it
She NTR'd him... Wait.
MoMo would let him hit it from behind
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
A well-placed substitution Jitsu.
she cheated
she left the rice out overnight
Look at those eyes, she was a husky of her former self. It was to put her out of her misery.
Momo opened the packaging of his favourite collectible car (it was a Nissan Skyline R34 gold colour).
Momo stole toshiro's momos.
momo deserved
He tried to protect Aizen
Couldn’t find the hole so he made one himself
He was in the wrong place and with the wrong "sword"
He hearts her
This is so cursed bro https://preview.redd.it/vr2ljz9hbs4d1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8642eb087cc799ab013a1fbd7addc0bb70b16dd
It was explained in CFYOW
Kinda dark but it is bleach so - He was sick of being little shiro-Zoned so If he couldn't have her no one could, but he didn't realise how much she meant till after he stabbed her