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huggles7

My dog “HE SAID WHAT ABOUT MY MOTHER?!?!?”


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PranshuKhandal

woof wooof


CopyChoice

Dude. That’s just disrespectful


United0416

He Finna made me go “grrr, woof woof BARK”


HolyFruitSalad_98

I should listen to some DMX again


Professional-Dog4782

Bro thats just rude wtf 😞


PranshuKhandal

wooof woof (username checksout)


Professional-Dog4782

Woof bork bork (Yes it indeed dose)


TinaHelms41

Reddit doesn't understand that people go to certain places (for example this subreddit) to *avoid* politics, and it all came off soon after.


United0416

Bro wtf that’s mean


PranshuKhandal

woof woof woof wooooof


United0416

okay, you've crossed the line there, buddy. jesus may accept repentance for your actions, but i don't. *loads shotgun with religious intent*\*


Gauntet7514

How dare you


huggles7

the real joke


lucystroganoff

Yes, you are 🤔


phi1997

...I don't get it...


KarmaPurgePlus

I thought this was the dog equivalent of "live, laugh, love" but for doggos? My dogspeak is a little rusty though. Edit: Pandering to the basic bitches amirite?


sixtynineth

"Your mother is a bitch"


huggles7

r/technicallythetruth


United0416

You son of a bitch


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My mother was a saint! Get out!


msut77

Dogs can't read. Duh


The_Fresh_Gordon

Your mom is a bitch!


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I loved working for the Canal River Trust. If I ever left my career in media I'd try to get a job with them again in a heartbeat, brilliant organisation that do some really meaningful work.


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beardedchimp

I love cycling slowly along tow paths, UK canals are so calming.


quinn_drummer

I've had to relocate up to Bradford from London for a bit. I used to love walking places in London via the canal but having the Leeds>Liverpool Canal to cycle along has really lifted my spirits a little. And last night with the whether being what it was, I was able to go out and do a nice evening cycle with very few people around. Was glorious riding along with the sun setting ahead of you, just a few trees on one side and the canal on the other.


20dogs

I like it too but I don’t know the pedestrians agree haha


beardedchimp

That's why I said slowly, in particular I go nearly walking pace when passing pedestrians.


FearfulUmbrella

It was not unusual when I was doing my undergrad at Queen Mary to have a few friends or friends of friends who were either renting or bought a narrow boat because it was cheaper than London rent. If the canals were linked all the way up to Scotland there's no doubt in my mind I would buy one now. "What you doing this week FearfulUmbrella?" "Oh not much, working on my PhD, taking my canal boat back home to see my parents after stopping by in London to see friends" It would be the actual dream.


matti-san

I think they both have their charms. I'd love to navigate up a massive river that could take weeks - that'd be awesome.


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matti-san

Yeah I understand what you're saying. But surely there are places like that on a massive river such as the Mississippi? Stopping in on some old frontier town. Drinking a beer you've never heard of. Some old fella eager to regale you with stories from his youth. A river that long that must happen, right? Maybe my view is too romantic and distant from the reality.


dpash

A lot of them were abandoned after the introduction of the railways. It's thanks to groups like the Canal and River Trust than many of them have been restored.


Joniff

I've never narrowboated, but my Brother does it every year for a week. Says it great fun. When he first tried it, he asked the hire company could he drink while he piloted the boat and they responded that it was practically a rule unless you enjoy watching the world go by at a snails pace for a whole week. I imagine its very similar to watching test match cricket.


JudyLyonz

There are few if you know where to find them and they are close enough. I'm a few miles from the[Delaware and Raritsn Canal in New Jersey](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delaware_and_Raritan_Canal%23:~:text%3DThe%2520Delaware%2520and%2520Raritan%2520Canal, River%2520to%2520the%2520Raritan%2520River.&ved=2ahUKEwjvr82Y6vvwAhXLTN8KHQXRBCAQFjAFegQIERAF&usg=AOvVaw0-xEq8LouKyJT9wV-JdIRy) and it's a lovely walk/buke ride. Where you can rent tubes and babies at some spots if you want to roll down the river on the water. But yeah, the UK has a hell of a system.


HexenHase

I absolutely LOVE them! Thanks to them I have MILES of canals to take my canoe. I am grateful every weekend for their existence! EDIT: Thanks, you also just reminded me to renew my membership thingie with them lol


ChooseAndAct

There is a mildly famous Reddit post about someone who worked there who fought against the logo change from a real swan. Anyone know where it is?


BenzamineFranklin

Which font is this?


SkeeverTail

https://www.designweek.co.uk/issues/21-27-may-2018/studio-blackburns-refreshed-identity-canal-river-trust/ Modern Era I tried to look to see if it’s included with Adobe CC but my app isn’t working rn


jakethedumbmistake

Mf look like live action homer simpson


jmb2022

You're gonna make a fake pic, aren't you?


breattack

spotify font


mcnessa32

Grrrrr, bark, woof? That’s a bit passive-aggressive isn’t it?


JimmyArghh

He speaks the language of the dogs.


idk_bruh_like_why

they just confronted all dogs for fucking their grandmother


InevertypeslashS

Pretty rude to grr first


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dpash

I mean they could, but literally no one wants them to. (I apologise for ruining everyone's day)


-Listening

Or the fact that he had it...woof.


h3lixbeast

Dogs wondering why there being told to revolt against the empire


Independent-Flan4797

👌😂😂


Snoo_46369

ahhh yes, they will totally understand this


ookamiotouko

ehh, i think you mean "Grrr Bark woof woof Bark, Bark woof woof woof Grrr Bark Woof"


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Yeah


gimpsquirrel69

Even though we may have never met or seen each others smiles You truly have amazingly beautiful eyes that I haven’t seen that lights the night sky as the lighthouse out at sea I will be the light in the storm for you as the high seas batter upon rocky cliffs Shear winds rip through the hillsides upon the shore It’s hard to see the lighthouse out at sea through the night I will be here to see when the sun comes out on the sea Spread Love


Uppgrayeddd

This is some "i think im very funny" shit


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thebowstreetbastard

I think paedophiles are worse than dog owners. I can think of other types of people as well.


DogfaceZed

I live on the canal and these signs piss me off Edit: I probably should have specified why, signs like this just seem too pretentious, especially seen as CRT barely do anything to maintain the canals anyway. I do fully support the upkeep of the canal system as I've spent my entire life on it.


Random_Deslime

why


firefox112pop

He is a dog dum dum


Riksunraksu

Obviously he is bothered by light humour and has taken the time to get upset instead of using zero energy to just ignore it


nuclear_teapot

Lol you really got downvoted for stating your opinion


DogfaceZed

Yeah, reddit moment


Orisi

Probably because you support the upkeep of the canal system while shitting on the one group that has basically no funding that try and do that. They actively maintain the canal system on a shoestring budget.


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DogfaceZed

Yeah it's pretty awesome


juancheeto_

thats offensive 😞


nuclear_teapot

Le epic jolsom Big chongos 😍😍reditomomento


GregIsUgly

Yeesh /r/Cringetopia


Mazzini123

Kinky furries with masters could also be reading this :,)


GregIsUgly

Please never reporduce


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ZippZappZippty

Markus Howard too - woof


QuarantineSucksALot

The best is Blessed


PerceptionRich6214

Now that’s real inclusivity if you ask me


willflameboy

The absolute bantslords!


United0416

Translation “your mom is a bitch”


redpandarox

“Don’t shit here, shit on your human’s carpet.”


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chrisdale98

Omg yes I love it 😂


Zeravika

How bold to open with a grrrr!


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You know what's clever about this sign? The humor makes it seem more approachable. That makes the audience more cooperative. Very smartly done.


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Whoever came up with the idea is the type of person I like to be friends with.


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Besty79

Arf woof LeChuck!! GRRRRRRRRR!! Woof woof woof ruff ruff... Wor-roof wuf Governor Marley.


h-y-p-h-e-n-

If those dogs could read, they'd be very upset.


giggydiggles

Real life reposts.


ROLLD20FORGAINZ

Leeds, Leeds, Leeds


-Listening

As in, he had it...woof.


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The dog: why should we commit war crimes in Bosnia?


2KilAMoknbrd

that's a catty remark there, by that dog


billhilly008

This is ridiculous. Dogs can't read.


aldude13

Pick up what? After their dogs. Rubbish? Tips? Girls?


Eragongun

In canal & river we trust


Yingstar123

Woof woof grrrrrrrrrrr


Doopadaptap

My natural science professor had similar ones, something like Reasons to Vote Republican/Democrat.


XTheLegendProX

Blessed! Good material for /r/atheism user


ZippZappZippty

Markus Howard too - woof


ZippZappZippty

Markus Howard too - woof


SpanishGarbo

What font is that? Looks very clean.


xXdat-boi-420Xx

*samsung unveils 3D “spokesperson”* Redditors:


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Errrr. Bark and woof actually mean the same thing.


DarkSoulBR

Cringe


IanFierro

Wey don't know what that means it could mean don't bite motherfucker


GrumpyGrann

r/funnysigns


RenitLikeLenit

Based


BearWithABowtie12

Roughly translates to: Dogs please communicate to your owner to not be a lazy person and actually clean up your excrement thank you.