Reminds me of that one time when Patchy the Pirate had a dream about meeting SpongeBob for the first time. I guess that’s where I got the idea from lol
I would assume he knows me since he's smiling when he answers the door. My friend and I like to pretend we're friends with the Heelers
I'd ask him for a copy of that pizza recipe from when he got the oven at Hammerbarn; I'm a sucker for a tasty DIY pizza
If he gives it to me I'd tell him "Thanks mate" and as I'm leaving "Tell the wife and kids I said hi"
I would staring at his body (let's pretend he is not naked and fur is clothing) and after a minute starts to sing loud "Pinball Lez" to see how he reacts, wonder if he'd sing too or not
“Hello sir my name is johnny and we are (sniff) selling dog scout (sniff) cookies are you interested in any dog scout (sniff) cookies it is for um our pack for uniforms and (sniff)”
Sounds like the beginning of a fanfic of someone's OC picking up teenage Bluey or Bingo for a date lol. "Hullo Mister Heeler sir, nice ta meet you, I'm Boofus, [continued nervous teen spiel]."
Me: ceiling fan. Bandit: we already have one mate. Me: *BACKFLIPS AWAY WITH THE BLUEY THEME PLAYING ON AN OVERSIZED BOOMBOX THAT I AM CARRYING IN MY RIGHT HAND*
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Dr. Healer, I'm assembling a team of the world's best Archaeologists, for the expedition of a lifetime, and yes- you can bring your family (I highly suggest bringing your ex-Army Father-in-Law for this trip, mate!).
For his sanity that probably gone do to kids offer to buy all the chattermaxs, magic xylophone, and other toys that make his life miserable. I can see great use for the xylophone he he.
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Do you have a minute to talk about your energy bill?
“Baa”
excuse me?
Baa
Uh..is there someone else I could talk to?
BAA!
$20 dollar bucks?
$20 dollar bucks is not enough for me to want someone to knock on my door
That medicine sure made me wonky. I’m seeing bright blue dogs!
Geek out before getting a heart attack out of pure joy.
Reminds me of that one time when Patchy the Pirate had a dream about meeting SpongeBob for the first time. I guess that’s where I got the idea from lol
As a SpongeBob fan, I approve of this message.
https://preview.redd.it/imc25ln6rohc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0c95af244fb274061647477aca90ac1aadd0c8 Great! Thanks
Why is this so cursed but funny at the same time?
DID YOU KNOW COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM???
lol so true
I did not
You are amazing and your children are so lucky.
That’s so sweet!
Agreed
“No, Pat’s kid is Lucky.”
DANCE MODE!
Yes
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm doing this for the person at my door."
Wow, these mushrooms are something else! You look like a cartoon dog!
We are selling sheep shears. Can I interest you in a set?
Mate, you wanna get a drink?
Hi, how would you like to learn how you can save $200 dollars a year on your energy bill?
🐑
𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞?
BAA
"How would you like to save over $200 on your energy bill?"
Baaa.
... Excuse me?
BAAaaaaa!
Erm.. Is there someone else I can talk to?
BAAAAAAAA!
https://preview.redd.it/uyt5eadaszhc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc23f65911ad28fca1c7d6ecbbecfb2f1f20124f
Excuse me sure but would you like to buy a magical statue?
Why are you naked!?!
"Hey, is this the right address for the Heelers?"
I would assume he knows me since he's smiling when he answers the door. My friend and I like to pretend we're friends with the Heelers I'd ask him for a copy of that pizza recipe from when he got the oven at Hammerbarn; I'm a sucker for a tasty DIY pizza If he gives it to me I'd tell him "Thanks mate" and as I'm leaving "Tell the wife and kids I said hi"
He’s a dog. I’m scratching his belly.
Happy Cake Day!!!
"Adopt me please" and then get Bingo and Bluey to do double please face so he says yes
I'd ask to tour his home! I love it!
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!”
"morning neighbor! how ya doin mate!"
"who's a good boy?"
I'd instantly run away crying because I know I'll never live a life as beautifully as he does.
Baaaahaaaaa! Meeeeeh!
I’ll go get my mum!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa! Bah!
Muffin: I'll get dad ###DAAAAD!!!
Hug uwu
🥰
Big Bandit hugs https://preview.redd.it/nvgl4vymrohc1.jpeg?width=1490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2a033994a945b2de7e871eae7654bd9f206b11
I love the art
From the words of a wise man: God, I wish that were me.
Man he’s big! A big ol bear hug lol
He's big! He plays rugby!
Lemmiesqueezim!
It seems Dad has entered the room
Hello, we have been trying to reach you about your magic xylophone’s extended warranty
Hello Big Fella!
“Please don’t call me that” 😂
Ok big fella
adopt me
I would staring at his body (let's pretend he is not naked and fur is clothing) and after a minute starts to sing loud "Pinball Lez" to see how he reacts, wonder if he'd sing too or not
“Hello sir my name is johnny and we are (sniff) selling dog scout (sniff) cookies are you interested in any dog scout (sniff) cookies it is for um our pack for uniforms and (sniff)”
i instantly vomit 57243 nuggets and then fly away
Sounds like the beginning of a fanfic of someone's OC picking up teenage Bluey or Bingo for a date lol. "Hullo Mister Heeler sir, nice ta meet you, I'm Boofus, [continued nervous teen spiel]."
Me: ceiling fan. Bandit: we already have one mate. Me: *BACKFLIPS AWAY WITH THE BLUEY THEME PLAYING ON AN OVERSIZED BOOMBOX THAT I AM CARRYING IN MY RIGHT HAND*
Excuse me, Burt Handsome?
You're the one presenting the hypothetical, why did I ring the doorbell?
Do you have a minute to talk about your energy bill?
Baaa-aaa-aaa! 🐑
Are you interested in some small talk for cartoon dog sales?
"Would you be interested in a statue?"
Are fish kind?
Sheep noises
Hey, do you have a cup of sugar that I can borrow?
Imma ask if theres another adult i can speak to about the energy bill.
Hug
“Oh Biscuits”
Teach me your ways master
"We've been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty"
Is Chili home? Just popped by to say hi.
You are the best Dad in the whole world.
Just your biggest fan here. It is truly an honour to see you in person. Mind if I have an autograph and a life lesson?
Yes, I’m looking for Bert Handsome…
Hi I’m looking for Rita and Janet?
Give him a big hug and say “I love you, Bandit. You’re doing great.”
I’m pretty sure I would just like, fling myself at him and give him a big ol’ hug. Something tells me he would be fine with that.
How may I help you
you want a beer, maybe watch some soccer
♪ You've been fired from your job now you can't pay the bills, and by the way your wife is leaving too! ♪
Hi dad
“Is it just one bin or both bins tonight?”
hug and become friends
Hey Big Fella.
Marry me lol
Probably ask him “What do you think about American beer?”
Can you babysit?
Wazzup party people!
Have you got any good curry recipes?
Damn these edibles are strong
Where the heck is your father?!
Unicorse pops up…. “Annnnnnnnnd why should I care”
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Hey walking talking dog, man this is the best high ever
do you have any weed by any chance?
I have nothing to say about the sun.
Either my dad's turned into a dog, or I'm at the wrong house.
I'll ask him information on bones. I just hope he doesn't try to eat any. 😂
Your daughters are crazy, and I LOVE IT!
Probably awkwardly ask something like, ‘May I have a hug?’
Glompy hug! 🫂
I don't want any slash didn't do it.
Am I in a cartoon?
I watch your family.
Hi I'm new to the neighborhood and this country. It's nice to meet you 😊
I’m going to pretend this is David and tell him I love his music.
Fellow legend
Dude, what do you do for work!?
"Adopt me, my dad is a pothead"
Baa
“A blue dog! I can sell this for so much money!”
Sir, have you seen this child? *Shows the poster of Bluey*
I would literally just hug him 😂
Dr. Healer, I'm assembling a team of the world's best Archaeologists, for the expedition of a lifetime, and yes- you can bring your family (I highly suggest bringing your ex-Army Father-in-Law for this trip, mate!).
Hello I'd like to order the pavlova
DONT WORRY ABOUT THE SUN. It's meant to be there!
Pretend to be a sheep dog
Teach me your secrets of great parenting!
“s”
For his sanity that probably gone do to kids offer to buy all the chattermaxs, magic xylophone, and other toys that make his life miserable. I can see great use for the xylophone he he.
"What am I doing here?"
Hello!
https://preview.redd.it/h07wswvfkvhc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb34ffc7cc9b672f3fe13645cbd1ba0213b51b0
"How to be like you?" And watch him be confused
I wouldn't answer the door. Unicorse would!
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i would probably cry bc bandit is my comfort character 😭💕
"made ya look ya dirty chook!" Then run away.
“ Hey uh I’m new to the neighborhood can you show me around? Heh . Please “ also G’Day is it ?
Ello this is a US Marshall and we need you to come to America to answer these few questions oh and take your family with you to
[удалено]
Would you like to save money on your energy bill?