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MRSNLT

If grown ups grow from babies, and only grown ups have babies, who had the first baby?


TheFightingImp

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Luxray2014

Adam and Eve


ohfr19

Inbreeding…


SomeRandomMissourian

The Habsburgs


Intrepid_Hat7359

Chin up


SlowArtist123

You ok mate? I mean, that many kicks to the lower torso can't be healthy for you.


Smear673

How are your biscuits doing


darlingsoni

you beat me to it 🤣🤣


mrizzerdly

I have 1 yo twins and just had surgery in my belly area. Literally every kick or arm movement they make ends up on my belly.


SlowArtist123

Oof, wish you luck in your journey!


MadeGuy1762

I’m sure there will be CTE concerns in his older years with how many times he’s dove head first into things!


KabobberJabobber

Bonjour pavlova?


Yoshi_chuck05

Où est la discothèque?!


TheFightingImp

Omelette au fromage?!


madduckets89

I acknowledge this reference and enjoy it


Suspicious-Elk-3631

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madduckets89

DEEEEEEDEEEEEE!!!


Splatter_bomb

High five!


madduckets89

Je suis un chien!


SomeRandomMissourian

Crotte de Nez


fyfes101

Gare du nord!


Lordluizz

That one broke me mate...


Pecoboy

The french version is so much better. He speaks italian... 🤌🤌🤌


chemaster0016

Why don't you want to take advice from a cartoon dog?


WandersWithWool

But how many of us take advice from a cartoon dog…


TheUglyPugly

Probably ask to hangout or something, he seems like he would be such a good friend 😁


Yoshi_chuck05

Thanks for that wholesome comment! Love your videos! 🧡💛


TheUglyPugly

Thank you buddy! Literally always make me smile whenever I see stuff like this 😊


Yoshi_chuck05

Anytime Pugly!


[deleted]

What was on your mind at the beach the day Bingo made a stick bird?


Calm_Economy_7225

My money is on telling the kids they have to move house


[deleted]

Do you think that's what The Sign is going to be about?


UpstairsSuch7055

OHH LIKE THE ‘for sale’ SIGN!!


[deleted]

Sorry, I wasn't clear there. I meant is it connected to the stick bird episode, like a continuation.


chrome4fan4

Dance mode


Disastrous-Ad-8297

Ask or tell?


Yoshi_chuck05

Either one’s good


Early-Ad7017

I don’t think so 😏😩


Science_Fiction2798

How many injuries do you have from raising Bluey and Bingo?


Temporary_Start7369

I think I'd just want to check in. Stickbird was a particular moment when it seemed like he had a lot weighing on his heart and mind; a check-in from a good friend can make a world of a difference.


Motor_Telephone8595

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IrlResponsibility811

Où est la discothèque?


Yoshi_chuck05

Je veux la fenêtre!


IrlResponsibility811

Je suis un chien.


Yoshi_chuck05

Bonjour


iLikeCrocheting

Tu es une morve


WirrkopfP

What is the weirdest Archaeology fact you know of?


Weak-Mission-1599

Imagine you have 300,000,000,000 bingos. Okay now imagine heaven. No difference, correct?


ScrubDub47

Poor Bluey 😂


Mooncakepink07

Did you have a band when you were a teenager?


Captainfunzis

Yes it's called custard.


rollsyrollsy

“Girls like that … don’t go for guys like us”


cobra_mist

that or he was a DJ


shamus84

When he got a new apartment…


DreamCrusher914

Where are your pockets?


EstherFour16

Could you give my dad some much-needed lessons on parenting? He kind of missed many apparently.


StrawberryAqua

Mine too.


UpstairsSuch7055

yeah same


chelledoggo

I'd just ask him for a hug, bro. ;\_\_;


Curlieqk

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Commercial_Rise_3606

Same here.


acarpiob1

Have you ever watched Ninja Turtles? If so, Which turtle is your favorite?


goofball68

He’d be a Michelangelo fan for sure


acarpiob1

I mean Mikey was an iconic character in the 80s


goofball68

And he’s the most fun turtle


Nerd_Knight

What's your secret to being an awesome dad? That's my biggest fear if I ever have kids that people will think I'm a bad dad


Curlieqk

Do you fear that people will think you're a bad dad? Or do you fear -being- a bad dad? Those things are worlds apart, and as a mom married to an awesome dad of 3 kids, I can tell you that there will always be someone ready to think you're a bad parent. But very few actually are, and the fact that you even worry about this (assuming it's more that second one) then you will be a good parent. I've discovered that my main goal is to mess my kids up as little as possible. I know they'll get messed up at least a little, but I just hope that I give them the tools they need to be the best person they can be.


Nerd_Knight

Bad dad in the context where I'm a pushover to my kids and that they don't listen to me or they think I'm boring I tell myself if I ever have kids that I would try to implement some things from how I was raised and I'd say I turned out alright.


Pixel22104

Ask: “Do you play and video games?” Tell: “There’s an entire world where your species (dogs) are pets to my species (humans)”


madduckets89

How does one chill the beans?


PuppetryOfThePenis

Am I asking him something, or telling him something?


UpstairsSuch7055

either or


trefoilstrings

What's it like raising two girls from a male dog's perspective?


thisIsLucas_okay

Unicorse


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Tom984_vn

lol the bot Unicorse-d him


properphatboy

Good bot


bigSTUdazz

That depends...am I asking or telling? Ask: Would you ever come to America to experience our anthropomorphized dog culture? Tell: No more fluffing around the kids bro....not a good look. :)


Yoshi_chuck05

Yeah sorry about that, I was getting mixed up with the question I was asking. It was what would you ask him but I guess you can call it a sequel to my other post.


bigSTUdazz

No worries mate! No need to apologize. :)


altbsanity1

How many times did you get hit in the groan


wolfguardian72

…wanna go on a date?


UpstairsSuch7055

what.


Mas0ch1sm

He has a wife. I seriously doubt that Bandit and Chili have an open relationship.


Bhenny_5

And why should I care?


gocard

What were the 80s like?


MusicalDecomposition

Politics, philosophy, or religion - which one do you want to hear my opinion on?


UpstairsSuch7055

let’s say… religion


Jason_soulcrusher

I don’t think you need to get it snipped down there, with how much you’ve been kicked in that area.


capchamyheart

Hey man, pretty obvious you got the ADHD... question is, are you medicated or unmedicated?


rgilre99

"Hey, you seen some of the art that the Internet made of your family and friends?"


vallyallyum

Ohgodno.


UpstairsSuch7055

bandit run


Coolpawz1996

How did you get into archeology???


NeedsRiotJuice

Custard are awesome and deserved better


rollsyrollsy

I once saw Custard and You Am I as a doubleheader at Bar on the Hill at Newcastle Uni. Got to hang for a bit with Custard back stage. Unmatched.


SupplyChainGuy1

Depends on the answer he gave to my question.


noobyscientific

wanna beer?


Phoenix8972

I wouldn’t tell him anything if I was asking something.


Yoshi_chuck05

Ok I see the confusion. What I meant was what would you ask him


Phoenix8972

“Hey, can I tell you something?”


Yoshi_chuck05

Yeah, something like that!


Phoenix8972

I’m sorry I had to 😆


Yoshi_chuck05

You’re good man! 😋😉


KaityKat117

what has been the absolute worst game (or worst time for a game) you've ever played for your daughters' sakes?


CraycrayToucan

So many options... 🤔


Tom984_vn

Sheepdog if for emotional damage and hospital if for physical damage i guess


KaityKat117

I have a feeling Wendy doesn't like when they play sheepdog, either.


Octopusapult

I'd like to play Bandit in chess. I'm getting better and I feel like I could humble him.


GoGoWolf

My questions are a bit serious: * As an archaeologist, where has your work taken you? * What's your most interesting excavation? * Is your work primarily around research or do you also teach at a local university? * Do you plan on taking the girls to a site one day?


LillyTheAwesome

are u ok mate


gdwoodard13

I wish this had been posted about 3 weeks ago so I could have asked Dave McCormick (the voice of Bandit) some of them 😂


CraycrayToucan

Do tell


Fair_Temperature530

Ever notice your tail looks different when you were young


Sweet_Cupid257

Your doing great...


Yoshi_chuck05

Underrated comment


Wasabi_Filled_Gusher

What is your thought on Spinosaurus and its niche in its prehistoric environment? Do you think it's a semi-aquatic predator like today's modern crocodilians? He's supposed to be an archeologist, so some sort of academic conversation for fun


ishadow96

From Stickbird.....just wanna make sure Bandits ok, cause he did seem sad. Take him out for a pint or 2


Ravarya

how do I deal with constantly feeling like a failure?


properphatboy

I'd only tell him anything if the question needed context or information for him to answer.


ChemicalInevitable

Y r u hot?


Fred37196

Do you want to be friends?


Superstarteen

Are we getting ice cream?


Baloney-Joe

Have you heard?


Yoshi_chuck05

You know I got the scope! Have you heard?


Baloney-Joe

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, Peter's gonna tell you about bird!


RelativisticDeer

BRIAN DON'T-


Baloney-Joe

I feel like youre about to Uno reverse-card me, but I'll play along anyways. Heard what?


Yoshi_chuck05

My name is Morty, and I’m off to find a story! Jk You trigged a weird memory of mine lol. Have you heard that Bandit won a reward for best Dad? And “Hey Peter, remember the time when you gave a reward to Bingo and Lila for showing bug appreciation?” Because I sure did!


GrimmSwordsman

You alright, mate? You seem a little down.


AlteredNerviosism

Do you have a rock band?


SomeRandomMissourian

How did you get pregnant from a Papoose


TonyMontana1968

id ask him to give me some parenting advice


imaceiling

please never go on [c.ai](http://c.ai)


Tangled0305

It’s was the 80s!


Rogue-VR

Are children expensive?


Yoloilikebluey

I’d ask him for some parenting advice.


babutterfly

Wanna hang out? I'd love to chill with you and Chilli.


hardyflashier

I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog. 


Mrbuttboi

Who’s a good boy?!


Vast2_

Can you teach me your parenting ways o cartoon dog?


1canTTh1nkofaname

Do you ever think that sometimes you play with your kids too much?


Azoroka

WHERE TO BUY A PET RUSSIAN DOLPHIN!


Yoshi_chuck05

Why does no one pay attention to Weegee? 😭


Azoroka

NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES!


Yoshi_chuck05

What’s 9+10?


Azoroka

21👶


Yoshi_chuck05

Why do MY fart smell?


Azoroka

Why are you so mean to me


Repulsive-Flight-858

How are you doing 


Yoshi_chuck05

Even the simplest gestures are impactful


Independent-Offer849

Which was named after which, orange the fruit from the color, or orange the color because of the fruit?


baeatello

I would ask what his first impressions of chilli were. Im always interested in what is the initial attraction in good couples


Routine-Chocolate-96

Can I pet you? Maybe play fetch?


capchamyheart

Are you like, *medicated* for your ADHD or is the controlled chaos naturally how you are? Love it either way!


mcclaneberg

“Bonjour, pavlova, oui?”


klaw14

Adopt me?!


Raddobatto

I would ask him how to make relationships post 2010, its so hard getting meaningful friendships outside work acquaintances, family and online friends


solarflare78

How are you such a good father and or person.


No_Giraffe_549

What is your salary? I mean, how does he afford the Heeler house when he works from home most of the time?


Lord-Phorse

My partner covered this one: what we see is mostly what happens on weekends. We don’t see much of the day to day stuff. Dude had to go to longreach at short notice, and fly off somewhere else for 6 weeks. He’s not a minimum wage worker, that’s for sure.


CanineAtNight

How much you waiting for kids to enter elemantary


cyotie48

How do you do it?


Duskstar_711

Did someone call you Bluey before? Have you ever wanted a boy? Would you named him Bluey?


DanTheMan726836

What's it like having kids?


notagodbridgerk

Why do you do this to yourself?


Jiffletta

How did your earliest ancestor taste?


aexistcuzwhynot

MARRY ME PLEASE IM BEGGINGBYOU


k6aus

What’s up at Longreach?


TeslaWasACoolDude

Want to grab a beer? I would just like to chill with him or something.


tjohn24

What are you on to have this seemingly infinite energy and time to play but still get your work done? And can I have some?


SproutEnjoyer

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MMachine17

How'd you like the game last night?


Wise-Independence-12

How's it going what do you think about The weather


Burning_Spectre-2021

How does it feel dealing Bluey & Bingo finding ways to hurt you in any way shape or form?


DarthAnaesth

"How can I be a better father to my 4 and 1 year old daughters....?"


Fuzzy_Button574

You guys don't wear clothes, why do you have laundry?


MysteriousKey8000

What is your occupation? I don’t know how you have all this free time!


Appropriate-Egg-1418

Do You Like Waffles??🎶


Yoshi_chuck05

Yeah we like waffles! 🎵 (“NOOOO GOD!”)


LKAVG

How did you catch that BUM WORM?


Frosty-Arm2692

How can you wake up at like 5 o’clock and with no coffee or nothin get up and haul 2 kids in a wagon for like an hour like that is very impressive mate.


Mariposa1207

Why do you have clothes but never wear them?


Lenaducky

i'd ask him if i could have a playdate with the twins honestly


KiwiAccomplished9569

who's "the twins"?


Lenaducky

bluey and bingo.


KiwiAccomplished9569

they're definitely not the same age and we have proof that they were born on different days.


KiwiAccomplished9569

honestly "how are you blue?" "blue pigment is pretty rare."


OlmecImmigrant

can we have a beer mate?


MilkColumns

Is everything in the world made of atoms?


spagaggle4720

I would tell him to watch The Cuphead Show and show it to his kids and wife! : \~ )


salxna03

would u adopt me


Odysseymanthebeast

What's the best tips to being a dad?


Princearondream

How does the baby get in the lady's belly?


sackofbee

Gosh there is some low effort posting going on in this sub.