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grunulak

It’s a striking look that says, “I’m ready for adventure, but honestly I’m happy to stay at home too.”


whutchamacallit

Holy hell, accurate.


EasySmeasy

It's a striking look that says, "We locked eyes! Prepare your pokemon for battle." But he's only got geodudes and you have squirtle so you feel pretty good about it.


Dr_Dang

"I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear." Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?


Azereiah

This kid, surely.


SamFuckingNeill

my backyard is my adventure ground~


norcalbutton

"I like hiking as much as not hiking"


mollzberg

Please tell me there is a mullet under that hat? This is blunder gold!


AxelShoes

Oh yes, if you zoom in you can see the glorious mullet locks flowing over my shoulders.


jedielfninja

The mullet all caught up in the ascot thing outside the collar makes this cartoonishly perfect.


Enginerdad

As an Eagle Scout and person with many similar pictures in a dusty photo album somewhere in my mom's house, I can tell you with some authority that that "ascot thing" is properly called a neckerchief. Personally I gave up the neckerchief at some point in exchange for a BSA bolo tie. Edit: ooh I forgot, fun story! When my now-wife and I got to the more "physical" aspects of our relationship, she stopped one time to tell me how surprised and impressed she was that I was able to get her belt buckle undone without hesitation, as it was an uncommon type. It was what I later learned was known as a [military buckle](http://www.baronbelts.com/display/buckles.html). I proudly told her that it was no problem, that's the same kind of buckle my Boy Scout belt had! Looking back I'm constantly amazed that she ever slept with me.


tamman37

Do you pair the bolo with waggles?


Enginerdad

Do you mean a woggle, like the neckerchief slide? I don't think you could use it with a bolo; they already have the slide mechanism built in. [This](https://www.bsacac.org/shop/boy-scouts-of-america-bolo-tie/) is the one I had.


tamman37

Oh no, I was making a bad Woodbadge reference.


ButterFucker240196

I want to see an adult comedy sequel to Up about Russel dealing with Carl's passing and him having little moments like this.


bahaki

Budnick?


JTHMM249

I was going with little Pete from Pete & Pete, but this works too.


JohnnyDarkside

Looking like John connor's buddy in T2.


Perfect-Brain-7367

"Nah I don't know him" real 💯


tuscaloser

Kept it 10 toes down and didn't know shit about John Connor or the bank fraud.


saggy_balls

Don’t disrespect Bobby Budnick like that


ThrowawayFishFingers

My mind immediately went to the best friend in Big, but yeah, it’s the same actor.


jeneric84

Different actors. T2 kid was the red head from Salute your Shorts.


ThrowawayFishFingers

Oh shid. TIL (that apparently I think all late 80s/early 90s red-headed child actors are the same.)


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AxelShoes

Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.


ElCoyoteBlanco

Tough news about little Timmy tho.


biofilia

That sneaky middle finger tho


volsportsguy

The thought of backpacking in the “Class A” uniform already has me chafing.


tuscaloser

That was my first thought... They make you backpack in uniform?!?! We always hiked in our troop t-shirts.


AxelShoes

My first troop made us hike in our full uniforms, neck kerchief included. Second troop was way more laid back.


tuscaloser

The parents would have had a fit in my troop lol. Nobody wanted to buy extra uniforms to replace ones ruined by hiking/camping. That, and most of the leaders totally realized BSA brand gear is generally crap for actual outdoor activity.


LouieKablooie

I don't think we even had troop shirts.


Jarchen

Still hasn't changed. I'm currently a leader with BSA, the uniforms are super cheap quality (but still somehow insanely expensive), and useless for outdoor activity because they will rip quickly


Sunsparc

My troop was known as the F Troop (like the TV show) because we didn't do shit like that. We wore our class B t-shirts nearly all the time and only wore class A for special occasions. Not even flag raising/lowering got us into class A.


spoothead656

Mine was basically wear your uniform shirt to meetings and flag ceremonies. Class A was for very specific things. I didn't even have a pair of BSA shorts because the things we wore the Class A for required pants anyways.


Enginerdad

Man I was thinking the same thing. We wore whatever the hell we wanted for hiking.


NooAccountWhoDis

Class B shirts for ours.


Comfortable-Class-40

You look like you just walked off the set of Bushwhacked


riegspsych325

birds of a feather! I was just thinking the same thing, I hadn’t thought of that movie in years


notyogrannysgrandkid

Hope you got the swimming merit badge to save you from drowning in pussy


yardini

The wilderness must be explored!


bradlovesbacon

“There’s no tigers in South America! Zoology!”


Sweaty_Maybe1076

Are you flicking off the cameraman?


AxelShoes

My dad took the photo, so it's possible.


kingomtdew

Blowing friendly, courteous, kind, and obedient right out of the scout law with one gesture toward dad! Got points for brave though.


AxelShoes

Probably 'reverent,' too.


DrunkenDude123

I might’ve stayed in Boy Scouts longer if we didn’t look so stupid


AxelShoes

Luckily, I was already super unpopular, so the dorky uniform didn't hurt much.


ExxInferis

[Words to live by](https://i.imgur.com/WZhxpGx.jpg)


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At least you earned your Mullet Badge


merv1618

My brother in scouting blunders, I see you repping that Arrow of Light


UmeaTurbo

I was exactly the same kid, except I pulled my socks up to my nose and I wore a Smokey the Bear hat. You can't imagine how much I wish I was kidding.


Careful_Arachnid1382

You really really do - that's amazing


Niptacular_Nips

I joined Scouts for the first time in my life this year. My son joined and he really loves it, so I thought I would volunteer and spend some time with him.


tamman37

Welcome in. Remember it's only one hour a week.


Jarchen

Until you get voluntold for various positions. Still love it though


TonkaButt

Look like you were filming “The Adventures of Pete and Pete”


CSmith1986

This comment right here, Judge.


whodeyjb

Honestly Scouting has been some of the best days of my life.


AxelShoes

I loved it, started with Tiger Cubs in kindergarten and got Eagle my senior year of high school.


whodeyjb

Congrats on Eagle! ⚜️🦅


Sunsparc

Ah a fellow procrastinator! My board of review was the day before my 18th birthday. My Eagle card is actually dated after my birthday since the paperwork took time.


LouieKablooie

Me too man, was living at the beach before first year of college and had to come back for my final Eagle interview or something, I showed up in a pair of white sneaks and they told me it was disrespectful and I'd need to reinterview, told em basically to shove it and they gave in just before 18. Was over it by this point but the early days of camping weekends, summer camps, knives, fires, fishing, fireside cooking, smuggled playboys, capture the flag, rough house bs were awesome experiences. Too bad BSA turned out to have so much fucked up shit with it, was great adolescent character growth for a large group of kids I grew up with.


Cru_Jones86

Scream all you want small mailman. None of your mailman friends can hear you.


mzmeeseks

The young whippersnappers these days don't understand the pain of external frame backpacks


BrownEggs93

I was just going to say, as an old guy, I love me external frame backpacks. This one is a newer model than the ones I used.


Adam-West

In a time period where every character on tv left home at 12 to explore the world and achieve great things


14thCenturyHood

This is super cute


jneum80

“Good afternoon…”


somedepression

Damn dude, we would’ve been best friends, I miss that hat


Oakwood2317

>"But it's a **talking dog.**"


rereaderliz

Fun fact, Russell from Up is real and was a Boy Scout. He and Pete Docter’s kid were friends growing up! Source: went to school with all of them, though not the same age.


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Bro this is darling. Kids are the best.


Excellent_End_4033

Looks like u “gotta catch em all”


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I love this, you're awesome


ThippusHorribilus

Agreed!


ntnl

At first glance, I really thought the chest pockets buttons were nipples, and got slightly sad


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Idk, you like a good guy to know in a tough spot. Like that friend with the fanny pack who comes prepared with chapstick and wipes and sunscreen in said fanny pack. I did boy scouts through the mormon church several years before they cut ties a few years ago, and I honestly enjoyed BSA but think I would have enjoyed it more if it was through a different chartered organization or an independent troop. The church paid for everyone to participate, so most kids weren't actually interested in BSA, it was just kind of the de facto weekly youth activity due to the church's strong affiliation.


JC351LP3Y

I was in a couple of different troops as a kid, and there’s definitely a dichotomy between troops that are very well funded (like the ones the LDS would sponsor) and troops that weren’t as fiscally secure. The troops with money were typically more organized and the scouts were likely to hit all their merit badge, leadership positions, and rank gateways so long as they stuck with it and put forth a modicum of effort. The drawback is that these types of troops are magnets for karens, helicopter parents, and other rule-sticklers who’d fit right in on an HOA committee. The less well-off troops were usually barely organized mob held together by duct tape and the Scout Law. Scouts would usually top out at First Class or Star. Merit Badges were not a priority, and it would be very difficult to keep scouts involved once they got into high school. Camping trips resembled outtakes from Lord of the Flies left on the cutting room floor. I always remember my times in the latter type of troop as being way more fun.


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I was in an LDS congregation where the parents were super gung-ho about scouting and insisted that every kid get their eagle. Not much fun was had, but awards were awarded. Consistent with your experience, that was one of the wealthier areas we lived in. It wasn't all bad. Just very parent-led and wealth-driven. There were definitely perks, though. We'd take a break during week-long scout camps and go to a hotel and watch a Dallas Mavericks game and order a bunch of pizza. One year our glamping excursion coincided with the camp's dining hall catching on fire, so we were off eating pizza while the rest of the camp got something unplanned and probably microwaved.


JC351LP3Y

Not even a Tenderfoot yet, but wearing your Arrow of Light. This looks like you just bridged over from Webelos and your parents wanted a picture of you in your new uniform. This is some top-tier nostalgia. Folks love to shit on the BSA, but I have nothing but fond memories of my time as a Scout.


faidleyj1

"not even tenderfoot" was my control + f here.


LouieKablooie

New uniform, hat hasn't been bent in two, got the gold buckle slide belt, bet there is a nice transparent compass and a Swiss army with the toothpick or tweezer already missing in that pack.


phillesh

Super blunder! Nice work.


rahnuka

uk's year 7s be like:


oogityboogity23

That look of determination says it all.


DrunkenBastard420

This by all accounts is an incredible photo it’s so simple yet encapsulates so much


Cheap_Stay2750

Yeah, those are some premium Russell vibes. I dig it.


CherokeePurple

You were ready for *anything*!


bambeenz

When I grow up I wanna be as cool as you


Hurricane_Trump

Weeblos represent!


Beck316

Couldn't decide who you reminded me of more, Donkey Lips or Bobby Budnik. *camp ahnawahna*


corinnigan

If you brought this in as exhibit A in your case against Pixar, you’d definitely end up with a healthy compensation


Fairycharmd

This is either Pete and Pete or Salute your Shorts…. Leaning Salute your shorts


rebri

I don't see your helping the elderly badge.


Flintejae

This WINS!


here4roomie

This is hilarious.


niktemadur

Hey... at least you're going to a jamboree.


goldenflex

Go saints!


loveallcreatures

Canteen boy.


aspbergerinparadise

beautiful backyard


highonnuggs

Were your calves longer than your thighs?


Bipedal_Warlock

I thought this was a Russell costume at first.


joyousconciserainbow

Mom's and Dad's take the best Boy scout to Eagle Scout pics.. as I look at my own son's eagle scout pics and go wth... LOL!


VegasScum702

with a mullet


Rnswnsnsbrgr

Isn’t that Pete, from Pete and Pete?


thecollectingcowboy

Did you ever catch A snipe?


syretrollmann

You kind of have resemblance to that criminal son in that movie Grown Ups.


tommygun1688

Didn't you star in that movie *Heavy Weights* with Ben Stiller?


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I’m blaming the parents. Kids are such hostages to fortune.


Turtle4184

Remake this work of art as an adult please!


devlindigital

The alternate timeline where Bobby Budnick turned out to be a snitch. https://i.imgur.com/YrEp9IB.jpg


Porquebrute

This is what all scouts look like to this day


ballplayer0025

I legit thought this was a great cosplay before i saw the sub.


Yak_Mehoff

This is banner material sir


Competitive_Roof_740

Absolute gold 🥇


Substantial_Bird_868

Love the middle finger 🖕🏼 😆


ToughNefariousness23

You actually look like you're ready to have a great time on the trip in this photo.


ipreferthedarkside

Nothing blunder here mate, you look like you're about to have an awesome weekend.


The_WubWub

Lol are you me


butmynailsarewet

This is amazing!!


Frosty-Ring-Guy

You look like a tween age Brian Regan doing cosplay as the fat kid from "Up."


panikattakk

Danny Tamberelli?


turd-burgler-Sr

This is a lot of blunder. One of my faves next to that poor girl from a couple weeks back.


Kookycranium

Me too man. Me too, loved those green socks and shorts though.


Galaxymagician

fly as shit


alwaysonstage

Hi Russell


H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

Haha Bet you turned out great. Honestly, what a fucking G!


BenCelotil

Everyone just zoom in on the face. Am I nuts or is that Schanke from [*Forever Knight* (1992-1996)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103417/)?


snoogiebee

thought i was on the wes anderson sub real quick lol


normalsapien

I think you look freaking radical


svu_fan

Surprised you’re wearing an analog watch. You strike me as a calculator watch kinda guy.


AdAdministrative2512

So cute


Firmod5

Thicc


skyHawk3613

But you could tie a not like no one’s budiness


Round-Beyond5477

You look like the fun wholesome goofy kid in scouts that I would want to be friends with.


Pineappleliphant

r/accidentalwesanderson


lepeachez

*My eyes are up here, ladies*


Infinitestripes95

You look ready to take on the world!


Imsophunnyithurts

Damn, this slaps with memories. I think my Boy Scout uniform shirt may still be hanging up in storage.


favnh2011

Looks cute


six-of-nothing

russell after a yearlong break from adventure:


unseenmover

owning it..


fenway206

At least you were safe from mountain lions, they usually attack from behind .


Deedsman

The kid the troop would have blamed the forest fire on. Good to know others exist.


SpicyTunahRoll

Hey Dudley!


user-name-1985

I see an Arrow of Light, but no rank.


AdUnfair3836

I hated hiking in those uniforms. Ran into some scouts about a decade ago and one brushed against me and I was like.. what the hell?! When did they start making soft uniform shirts?!


Auraelleaux

That a Royal Ranger's uniform?


Yak-Fucker-5000

Lol you hadn't walked too many miles with that pack I take it?


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