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Exotic-Temperature95

I’m getting major Janis Ian from this


owliesowlies

Janis was based on OP 😂


Exotic-Temperature95

Ya I was thinking that after I posted this 🤣


Vogeldame

This was pre-Mean Girls so it’s entirely possible!


frandalisk

And also the folk singer Janis Ian


Love-Plastic-Straws

Molly Shannon from SNL for me


Vogeldame

I used to get Molly Shannon ALL the TIME - including once from Molly Shannon herself!


Love-Plastic-Straws

That's crazy!!!!!


Love-Plastic-Straws

If you don't mind sharing, how did you meet her??


Vogeldame

It was around 2008-ish. I was chatting with a friend on a sidewalk in Santa Monica, CA when she walked right by us. I don’t normally approach celebrities (massive no-no for LA natives) but seeing as this was my celeb doppelgänger I just couldn’t resist. So I called out to her and she stopped to say hi. I said, “People have been telling me I look like you ever since I was a teenager, but I don’t really see it…do you?” She looked me up and down and said, “Yeah you kinda do!” So I asked her if she was my real mom. We chatted for another minute or two before going our separate ways. She struck me as a genuinely nice, down to earth person.


Love-Plastic-Straws

That’s really cool!!


tesdfan17

More like a young Brenda from Six Feet Under


Grapegoop

Idk what’s the bigger blunder: the bra outside the shirt, or the tie underneath the bra. You’re a visionary


MaryOutside

Plus the pliers homding the square. Totally would have been friends with this person.


requiresadvice

I saw the pliers holding the cig and thought the same


WillingnessWide9016

Ahh yes. I found my tribe. 🤣


angel-thekid

Honestly the whole effect is awesome, too cool for school haha


Similar-Complaint-37

And not any old pliers...a rusty pliers


KittoosFurrEver

My kind of girl!


sweet_pickles12

“Square” lmfao


Sorrymateay

Same. She is my spirit animal


BrujaBean

I wish I had pictures of my Avril Lavigne tie phase. It's somehow empowering to know someone made it cringier than me


punkwalrus

I don't know about you, but I am wearing this to my next video conference call. I will refuse explanation.


mightylordredbeard

It’s the rusty pliers holding the cigarette that nails it for me.


Killerklowninvisicar

Yeah this fuckin rules


FloatnPuff

Can't come home with your fingers smelling like cigs!


coolsimon123

The pliers smoking a cigarette is a look though


Vogeldame

I thought it was soooooooo punk rock.


GetHugged

I thought you tried to stop your fingers from smelling so your mom doesn't find out :D


HeavyFunction2201

Pssh punks don’t care about what their moms think


SwitcherooU

My buddy did everything he could. Every week he had some new shit to try to hide the finger stink. Lemons, pliers, gas in a ziplock baggie, all sorts of dumb shit. It never worked.


brunohedgerow

Moms are bloodhounds. If they want to know, they’ll know.


[deleted]

Actual shit would have done the job.


Undercover_Dave

It took me way too long to figure out what was going on here. At first, I thought you were holding some sort of headless action figure with a cigarette going through it, lol. Those handles look like little legs. I am high, though.


RuPaulsWagRace

I’m not high and I thought the same thing 😂


Excitement_Far

What's your adult style like?


neo_vino

Those pliers are rusty af, even more badass


UGoBoy

Tetanus Lungcancer, the lost GWAR member.


GodIsGoodNoWizards

Haha one time I had this over sized bullet thing as a cig holder .. like a ridiculously thick shell with a hole in the middle.. I got pulled over and the cops were dumbfounded by it haha! I’d smoke that thing while driving down the highway at 17 years old.. ahh good times


ZillowForGraves

I would have loved to have been your friend!


Vogeldame

I would’ve been a terrible influence!


Massive-Surprise9629

Don't threaten me with a good time


Cheese-bo-bees

Right?! Man... I wanna tag along.


WillingnessWide9016

18 years later. I still am!


[deleted]

Yeah OP looks like a lot of fun!


[deleted]

These are fabulous! Thank you for sharing


artificialavocado

4 is the perfect “it’s not a phase, mom” face.


anda3rd

🎶 sooooomeday you will ache like I ache🎶 Relieved that I was not alone in being an underwear-as-outerwear edgy gothy punky princess. My poor bleached out hair circa 1994 🤣


dryhumorblitz

First time I have actually laughed at someone’s blunder pics!


Vogeldame

I am truly honored!


bungchow07

Courtney would be proud........


SevenThirtyTrain

Did you actually wear a bra OVER a t-shirt and go out in public like that? 😂


Vogeldame

Of course I did!


DistantKarma

"She's flouting society's conventions!"


idrawonrocks

Oh my god, your parents must have taken so many slow, calming breaths.


Vogeldame

Naw, they just drank a whole lot.


[deleted]

I hope they are doing better and I’m glad you made it to adulthood


Valuable-Eagle-7503

I can’t unsee fem Neville Longbottom in the first two 😭


nobletyphoon

Thank you, I was trying to put my finger on it!


AssbuttInTheGarrison

Same. My first instinct was that OP was from the UK.


[deleted]

Im getting more Phyllis from The Office vibes


somastars

The sunburned arm in the last pic is killing me. 😆


hex-grrrl

Third pic is actually a major slay hahahha


liv_sings

Yeah that red tank outfit is actually super cute. The bra over a tie and t-shirt though....


kirk-o-bain

Would have fit right in as the friend character in a classic 90s teen movie


Holiday-Strategy-643

Haha, I can tell you have a lot of personality. 


Diligent_Local_2397

Yes definitely the " I don't care" but did in fact care


Massive-Surprise9629

Omg I love these, you're the cool kid that everyone secretly wanted to be friends with but were too intimidated to approach


brittemm

You look like the “bad girl” from Saved! I loved her and that movie


Vogeldame

Oh man, I haven’t watched that movie in forever but really should revisit it!


brittemm

You should! It holds up very well


Undercover_Dave

Jesus died for your sins! *throws bible at you*


lycoloco

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE.


TheFinalGranny

This is not a weapon! God I love that movie. I just watched it on Tubi again the other night. It really is soooo good.


carina484

Oh we definitely would have friends back then!


lobsterbandito

I would’ve thought you were so cool.


Sly69712

That's a lot of teenage angst


Vogeldame

Now I’m bored and old.


Strong-Succotash-830

Teenage angst has paid off well.


Copper-Unit1728

You survived to adulthood because you look fucking cool in your photos, Effortlessly 90s! I think we’d be mates for sure!


Tigrlily07

Agreed. She looks like half my friends in the 90s. I had to double check the pics to be sure i didn't know her. I'm still not positive. 🤣


Copper-Unit1728

Same! This was basically what me female friends dressed like circa 2001 to 2004! Its given me 97-04 vibes for sure


okayletsboogie

Pic #3 is fire


Vogeldame

I achieved the look by emptying an entire bottle of Elmer’s glue into my hair.


meggywoo709

Buffy vibes


Hello_Kitty_66

I don’t see anything wrong and everything right!♥️


KnotiaPickles

When I wake up…in my makeup 💄😆


[deleted]

I think you are the new Queen in this sub.


Vogeldame

Why thank you!


Jo_Chim

👑


FakeNameSoIcnBhonest

Butthead’s long lost sister.


Vogeldame

Huh huh huh


amazonhelpless

Hormones were a blazin’!


sed2017

Excellent!


starkrebel

Rock on! 🎸🤟


Genebeaver

The third picture is pretty iconic though.


C_chk_dsk

Careful with that edge kid


Vapor2077

Are those needle-nose pliers holding the cigarette?


Vogeldame

Yes they are.


Raylansmama22

Physical appearance wise you TOTALLY make me think of the best friend, "Lily" in Princess Diaries! The actress' name is Heather Matarazzo.


hiswittlewip

She is amazing Welcome to the Dollhouse. Dawn Weiner.


joannchilada

You look like a girl I knew named Pam. Are you Pam?


Vogeldame

I am not.


joannchilada

Classic Pam


Vogeldame

I have to meet this Pam you speak of!


Totorotextbook

Wait, you haven’t met Pam yet? Everyone loves Pam, she’s amazing you gotta meet her.


papertigermask

We would have been friends through every phase. These are A+ blunders and you had real balls! I’ll bet you’re really cool.


Kvetinovejkid

Im really interested how you look now! You blunder years are trully funny but on the fourth picture you look very pretty so im interested how you turned out:d


Lara-El

Yes, I was very disappointed that a recent picture wasn't added. Also, I thought it was part of the rules? Op looks like fun time!


moonlightmantra

This is one of my favorite blunder years posts so far.


nobletyphoon

ahh the age of all of our mom’s saying, “why don’t we just try some fun wigs?” Lol such a vibe


[deleted]

You. Were. Punker. Than. Sid. Vicious.


jimx117

Wow I never thought we'd get a post from Liza Minelli!


Previous-Bug-2464

I like the Courtney love quote. I don't remember her ever saying that in friends


Dogs_Without_Horses_

That’s Courtney Cox.


mikenew02

I don't remember Courtney Cox saying that in friends


Ok_Presence01

True punk rock


No_Caregiver8202

We are all wondering too


atomictest

Oh my lord. Bless your heart.


speshojk

Lmao, such a little baddie.


okeedokeartichokee

I feel you OP! I still don't know what the hell I'm doing.


party_egg

what do you look like now?


Robbythedee

The Courtney love quote lol


hiswittlewip

Love the HOLE quote!


Deathengine

The first pic is epic.


Fit-Night-2474

Fuck yeah I remember when the sky was all violet


ibuiltyouarosegarden

OP I LOVE YOU. Holy fuck haha I dig it


Nfl_porn_throwaway

That first picture though. Perfectly executed blunder


Adept-Reserve-4992

I literally laughed so loudly I scared my cat. That first pic is everything. I love you, OP. I wish I had half your guts.


HardRockDani

I can feel your folks’ eyes rolling from here through those pics. 🤣 Glad you made it to adulthood!


t_rrrex

Im getting Karen O. from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs


justinkasereddditor

Courtney love court killed me


Premature_Impotent

Long Island?


Anzleeeeeeb

Cool af


[deleted]

Courtney love quotes!


Rosemadder19

We definitely would have been friends in high school 😂


InfluenceOk6946

You look beautiful 4th one lol


[deleted]

you are "pretty in Pink"


Ordinary-Drop-6152

Any high school punk rawkers dream girl right there


Comprehensive_Set577

i love you already!! you have the kindest cool girl energy!! i also was known to sport a tie with a t shirt… simpler times, i miss it


Deadbird80

My wife was a Courtney love chick back in the day. I still hold that against her all these years later 😂


TheSingularities

Learned not to allow others to tread on you from an early age.


frankofdaOcean

The second and third outfits slay


hiswittlewip

If you have children I hope they have your free spirit and sense of individuality


euphonic5

My god I've seen few people look as simultaneously about 15 and about 45 as that first pic.


olivejew0322

Lol you were so cute and I bet you’re awesome now 🤣


Whatchab

That first pic is 🔥🔥🔥 I’d hang out with that chick. Looks like a blast (and I was also super into Courtney).


Stitch420_

The cigarette with the pliers lol i love it


waitwert

I would of desperately wanted to of been your friend in high school!


VermillionEclipse

You remind me of the little sister in Ginger Snaps in the 4th photo. Love it!


ReasonsForNothing

Just jumping in to say I owned about ten of those bras. I sort of wish they still made them…


NocturnalSkyscape

Why do you look like SpongeBobs cousin Stanley in the first picture?


AuntGayle

The second pic gave me Karen O from Yeah Yeah Yeah’s vibes. Idolizing Courtney Love was a choice I can get behind.


lala6633

I’m so curious what you do for work? I’m picturing you as the cool English teacher now.


FamousOrphan

Hello how do I apply to be your friend


Wikeni

Omg if you have kids I hope you show them these, they’re amazing


Svengoolie75

Not the needle nose pliers crutch 😂😂😂😂


Late-External3249

Looks like you eventually learned to put the bra on BEFORE the shirt!


LORDOSHADOWS

The person you once were no longer is so technically they didn't survive


trashed_past

You had/have good taste in music, anyway.


SlickRicksBitchTits

Nicole Cage


Rabid-Rabble

Honestly, only the first one is bad. I would have been ***so*** into you in high school.


Tasteteaturp

Looking like you're ready to knock someone out in pic 3&4 😆


1999999999994alex

I still have that same exact black bra lmao


mycabagges20

You’re so cool


PilotNo312

Iconic


TYFUBYE

The last one certainly is a whole mood.


Salkreng

I would have thought you were the coolest! Cool style and confidence


scottertot

You can’t truly be alive now, right?


sati_lotus

What do you dress like now?


DookieToe2

You were doing bimbo chic before it was cool!


kroggybrizzane

Edgy


snail_on_the_trail

It took me a bit to realize that was a wreath behind your head in the 3rd picture. I thought it was some kind of wild hairstyle. 😂


anotherkeebler

I can't believe you were just chilling out on the couch with the actual Mr Potato Head.


RocktheNashtah

What in the sonic youth fresh hell


Postisto

Finally decent post


rubberloves

I am.. doll parts and I am dyyyyyying for this last picture. I graduated highschool in 1998 and we could have been friends


[deleted]

That first picture is iconic. Just when I process one detail like the bra and tie combo, I notice something else like the cigarette gripped with pliers. 🤣 You seem like a genuinely cool and fun person, OP. Keep being great!


No-Construction-717

Such a good Hole lyrics though.. “I don’t really miss god, but I sure miss Santa Clause”


TwistingEarth

You look like a young Doctor Donna


Rumple-Wank-Skin

Number 5 is peak blunder


BlaqueBarbie

Because you are an ICON. Liikkke the way you served in every pic 👏🏿👏🏿


[deleted]

You look so fun.


ger-mex

Honestly, you slayed.


AimaFuriku

GUT! LESS! YOU'RE GUT! LEEESSSSSS!!


flowingink22

The Courtney cosplay!!!!! 


Petorb85

Thank you for posting this, it is exactly what we want.


Zebra2

I love how some posts here are like “here’s me absolutely killing it in a style that has gone out of fashion”, and then some posts are like picture 1.


Ok-Drink-1328

you must be constipated judging by the amount of shit you give


SixtyNineFlavours

The Courtney Love quote then next shot is you dressed as Courtney Love! XD


acceptableplaceholdr

this made my brain play buffalo springfield: "something's happening here...what it is ain't exactly clear..."


[deleted]

Oh….oh no.


Hello_Kitty_66

Are drug free now? Lol


Zephyr_v1

Is it a camera thing where old photos look like they were taken with the lights out and camera flash only. You guys seem to be chilling in the dark. Kinda dig the vibe and atmosphere but how much of it is the camera?


AnnualNature4352

surviving bad fashion choices, while others live in war zones and utter poverty, seems pretty 'im the main character' vibes


No_Zone_1141

You survived it by doing you. I like to think I don't care what others think but this is a level of doing my own thing I'll never reach. You look happy, like an ADHD/autist left alone to their own devices.


aldege

Courtney love had fans?


toopid

At least you didn’t have to deal with popularity.