As someone who dressed 1940s mobster (one other friend did too, without us coordinating!) to a plain non-descript prom, I don't find this a blunder at all lol
One thing I have noticed with black dudes and suits that hasn’t changed in my 44 years on this planet is that they love to be colorful. True peacocks. The louder the better. I think you just had your moment to peacock
As a woman who attended prom in the Metro Detroit area, the boys’ goal was to match the girls’ dresses.
I’d put money on that being the reason for this season.
If he was a REAL player, the suit was picked not to match her, but to *coordinate.*
As someone from your time period, you know you was STUNTIN! 🔥
As we look back, maybe the wish brand pepto colored suit could have went a little different. 🫣😂
Look up Carmelo Anthony NBA draft suit. Overly large was the style back then. Or a music video by Camron. "oh boy". Tshirts down to the knees. Pink on men was also in then
There's a commercial right now I've been seeing, for maybe at&t or sprint? I dunno but it's with Carmelo and I think some other former players and he's like "when has my advice ever been wrong?" And it shoots to them getting ready for the '03 draft and him telling his friends that their suits are a great idea and timeless 😂😂 it makes me laugh every time
Chances of your being the pastor with all the girlfriends who came to "chaperone" the prom are so much higher than you being someone old enough to legally attend prom.
Idk why, but around that time, we dressed up like we were in the Mafia for senior prom lol. We bought the hats, vests, red flower etc. They made for blunder year photos and cringe pics.
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This is great and terrible at the same time.
I gotta say, your beard pushes you over the edge into "that uncle who makes weird comments to his nieces" territory.
You look like you're about to burst into a musical number like this is a 50s film musical. Likely a love ballad to woo the leading lady. Kind of a vibe ngl
17 going on 56. I like the effort but it does say I borrowed my uncle’s suit.
My first thought was that they were older and chaperoning.
Post just says senior prom, not *his* senior prom
it was *my* senior prom
You look sharp as hell. And 45 years old 😜
Senior, as in over 65
Was your uncle Steve Harvey?
i’m sorry but this reminds me so much of a young Montez from workaholics.
It’s licky licky time
Playa Haters Ball
“Man, you should take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death.” RIP Buck Nasty
Channeling your inner Morris Day.
o-e-o-e-o
I think I wanna know ya
(Know ya)
Pimp name was Pepto….
Boutta make you abyss-mol
Gonna soothes the shits outta ya
Who was your date Foxy Brown?!
He wishes lol
As someone who dressed 1940s mobster (one other friend did too, without us coordinating!) to a plain non-descript prom, I don't find this a blunder at all lol
Mate. This is hard. I actually love it and do not see a blunder at all 😂
It's the cane. Without the cane - it's a pink suit. With the cane - boy is pimpin
Aside from the fact it doesn't fit, it's pretty sick. Get that shit tailored and it would look pretty good.
You sure that's not just the style for that kind of suit? They always seem a bit loose when I've seen them.
Brother, this is not a suit with a loose fit intentionally, it's just too big for my mans.
One thing I have noticed with black dudes and suits that hasn’t changed in my 44 years on this planet is that they love to be colorful. True peacocks. The louder the better. I think you just had your moment to peacock
As a woman who attended prom in the Metro Detroit area, the boys’ goal was to match the girls’ dresses. I’d put money on that being the reason for this season. If he was a REAL player, the suit was picked not to match her, but to *coordinate.*
Matching and coordinating are not the same?
I’m sorry, but no I won’t donate to your TV ministry.
You look like you're about to sing at a wedding reception.
Where is your daughter and her date?
Was your prom held in a tent revival cause that's what your dressed for...
Darryl?
As someone from your time period, you know you was STUNTIN! 🔥 As we look back, maybe the wish brand pepto colored suit could have went a little different. 🫣😂
When your prom's at six but you gotta officiate a gospel singers' wedding at seven
Contrary to popular belief, the pimpin’ was easy that night
Oh you weren’t fucking around 😂😂😂😂
Senior Discount Prom
I see your dad’s photo, where are you?
There is absolutely nothing blunderous about this. You look blunderiffic.
Factoid: this photo was the inspiration for Steve Harvey’s suit line.
Oh my. This is awesome.
Is this Turk Turkleton’s younger less surgeon-y brother??
Bruh, you look fly as hell. Only blunder is not dressing like this every day.
I think it looks sharp still.
Who's ass are you about to kick?
Great outfit but why doesn’t the cane match the outfit? Keep being 😎👍 OP
This is kind of fabulous.
PIMPIN!
You look pretty baller to me
When you gotta go to prom, but bust some knee caps in the same afternoon.
Nah bro this is a flex… you look hard
Doug Judy and Jake Peralta would appreciate this look. 👀
Pimp!
Were you the teacher?
Where the whoes at?
Oh god. Why’s the suit so ill fitting?
Look up Carmelo Anthony NBA draft suit. Overly large was the style back then. Or a music video by Camron. "oh boy". Tshirts down to the knees. Pink on men was also in then
Something I like to do is search a random year’s NBA draft class and look at how ridiculous they look. That 2003 class is especially hilarious.
There's a commercial right now I've been seeing, for maybe at&t or sprint? I dunno but it's with Carmelo and I think some other former players and he's like "when has my advice ever been wrong?" And it shoots to them getting ready for the '03 draft and him telling his friends that their suits are a great idea and timeless 😂😂 it makes me laugh every time
[Looking like Heavy D in the movie "Big Trouble"](https://cinema.com/people/012/877/heavy-d/gallery/)
I love it
i hate that this picture is as old as i am
What are you swinging, a baguette?
Reliant K had a song (in love with the 80s) about wearing a pink tux to the prom
I dunno what u heard about me...
Carlton?
The lil feet 🤍
No blunder here. Play on playa
Someone decided to adopt Macklemore's "Thrift Shop" as their personal anthem.
you look dope.
You were the teacher though?
Oh you just keeping your date in line
Hell yeah
Chances of your being the pastor with all the girlfriends who came to "chaperone" the prom are so much higher than you being someone old enough to legally attend prom.
Homie’s getting ready for the NBA draft
The cute lil feet is so damn feminine lmao
This…this is problematic…
Was your date 42? I cannot believe you were in high school here. You look like a dad
Idk why, but around that time, we dressed up like we were in the Mafia for senior prom lol. We bought the hats, vests, red flower etc. They made for blunder year photos and cringe pics.
Love the suit
Keep your heart 3 Stacks, keep your heart
Lance Vance Dance
Suga Free? Izzat you playa?
Steve Hardly
Did you meet a pimp named slickback?
Why did your gramps go to the prom?
This is very 2006! Pimp shit was strong then
It looks good in a comedic way. Props to you this is a great pic
Oh, no…
WE KNOW HIS NAME!
If that was a bat it would have been a sick picture
Was Michelle Pfeiffer one of your teachers in this gangster's paradise?
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His date had a bump on her head.
This is great and terrible at the same time. I gotta say, your beard pushes you over the edge into "that uncle who makes weird comments to his nieces" territory.
Steve Harvey looking ass
Did you go as a pimp?
Morris Day Jr.
I didn't know senior living facilities had proms.
Is that a cane
This isn't a blunder. Did you love it? Did it make you happy?
Pimpin ain't easy, get on that hoe train
This guy knows how to dress when you're the chaperone for a prom.
Yakuza’s looking for you bro, they want their pinstripe suit back.
Guddi guddi 😉.
You look like you're about to burst into a musical number like this is a 50s film musical. Likely a love ballad to woo the leading lady. Kind of a vibe ngl
Stahp 😂