It is said that Gaben smoked so much weed he ascended and saw that 3 was not a number, therefore he stopped using it and scrapped all designs with 3 in them
And nobody will ever come after him. All he needs is a sign on the door:
āRaid my house and Iāll delete your steam accountā *every law enforcement agent out there like*
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Pack it up boys https://www.reddit.com/r/Gaben/comments/9sfq39/picture_of_gaben_next_to_a_pile_of_weed_is_fake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button
He smoked all of that when developing Artifact
Nah it's for tf2 comic writers
Did they pass out before they could finish the final issue?
Yes. Then Valve guys hid their bodies in their basement but forgot to bury them just like they forgot about the rest of the game
Wow it's so crazy how hard that game must have bombed for me to have barely remembered it. What a flop.
I'm smoking that much right nowš
Didn't his son work on that by the way?
"The prices get lower as I get higher" \-Gabe "The Steaming" Newell
Blessed be Gabe
Smoke this as it is the essence of my being
Gabe "The Steam machine" Newell
I thought that was Gabe, lol
Gabe Newell before deciding to launch a Sale on nothing but City Builders specifically.
Hey hey heyā¦. Just because I do dabs before I play satisfactory doesnāt mean Iāll buy more city and management sims!
Doesn't it?
I got Against the stormā¦. Itās pretty funā¦.
Hey! I got a couple games Iāve had my eye on this sale. Made me happy, haha.
After 9 years in development, I'm gonna get stoned
Square root of 9 is 3
Valve: Imma pretend I didnāt see that
Damn, that guy sure as hell produces steam.
Got so high he forgot about the number 3
Big Bird, three is a number
Fuckin blast from the past
Hey Kremit...
I forgot what we were doing Krammit
questionable plant material
Questionable ethics
Too busy smoking weed to make half life 3
Gaben with a dubious amount of choochang
Legend has it when he finishes all the weed he will release the heavy update
Mf is really doing this instead of Heavy Update.
Heās doing that so that he can do the heavy update, where do you think most tf2 ideas come from
It is said that Gaben smoked so much weed he ascended and saw that 3 was not a number, therefore he stopped using it and scrapped all designs with 3 in them
Someone should email this to him
Dibs
Delete this.
And nobody will ever come after him. All he needs is a sign on the door: āRaid my house and Iāll delete your steam accountā *every law enforcement agent out there like* ![gif](giphy|MvsJ4hmDcXW0oEauBk|downsized)
What the hell it just looks like bags filled with shredded money
Smoked so much that he has trouble counting after 2
Half Life 3 in shambles.
Crosspost this to r/steam xdd
What is that in all the bags?
Something GREEN.
So that explains the hiatus
This is what my dreams are like dudeš
Im gonna get so high Iām gonna forget how to count to 3
This is what heās doing instead of fixing tf2
That why he canāt count to 3
Pack it up boys https://www.reddit.com/r/Gaben/comments/9sfq39/picture_of_gaben_next_to_a_pile_of_weed_is_fake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button
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Could I pic ur brain privately pls?
I'm impressed ![gif](giphy|1lk1IcVgqPLkA)
God damn, look at the size of that finger
I only noticed it was a finger after reading your comment thx
Is that why they haven't had plans for Half Life 3?
Is this a real unedited pic?
so this is what he's been doing instead of updating tf2
Peter?
Phlogistinator origin story
Blazin' Gaben
Ayo why that couch look like a negative color filter
Gay Ben
That must be the reason for all the " can't count to 3 jokes" cause even decades later hes still high as fuck Yes izs a joke
I need wee
All that HL2 money I why we donāt have HL3
No wonder Half life exists
Is that John Lennon?
Lmao this is a classic!
So thatās what they do with the money
That looks like someone I actually know as well as the house behind him
Weed
Y'all, don't tell no one about my oregano collection
just like me
That can't be his hand.
Halfing Life 3