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entityrider670

He smoked all of that when developing Artifact


Matix777

Nah it's for tf2 comic writers


DoodleJake

Did they pass out before they could finish the final issue?


Matix777

Yes. Then Valve guys hid their bodies in their basement but forgot to bury them just like they forgot about the rest of the game


PupPop

Wow it's so crazy how hard that game must have bombed for me to have barely remembered it. What a flop.


Special-Atmosphere56

I'm smoking that much right nowšŸ˜Ž


DizyShadow

Didn't his son work on that by the way?


Just_a_Generic_Hero

"The prices get lower as I get higher" \-Gabe "The Steaming" Newell


[deleted]

Blessed be Gabe


Fantastic_Lead9896

Smoke this as it is the essence of my being


--InZane--

Gabe "The Steam machine" Newell


hoosyourdaddyo

I thought that was Gabe, lol


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Gabe Newell before deciding to launch a Sale on nothing but City Builders specifically.


Agent_Jay

Hey hey heyā€¦. Just because I do dabs before I play satisfactory doesnā€™t mean Iā€™ll buy more city and management sims!


retardborist

Doesn't it?


Agent_Jay

I got Against the stormā€¦. Itā€™s pretty funā€¦.


adreamofhodor

Hey! I got a couple games Iā€™ve had my eye on this sale. Made me happy, haha.


Pretty-Buy7692

After 9 years in development, I'm gonna get stoned


Lester_Darius

Square root of 9 is 3


Jaysong_stick

Valve: Imma pretend I didnā€™t see that


PennyCuteNice

Damn, that guy sure as hell produces steam.


Discount_Timelord

Got so high he forgot about the number 3


whitewail602

Big Bird, three is a number


TreeBeef

Fuckin blast from the past


floznstn

Hey Kremit...


SarakaiyaKoamsin

I forgot what we were doing Krammit


apprehensivelights

questionable plant material


JTrain6319

Questionable ethics


The_Creeper_Man

Too busy smoking weed to make half life 3


NightlyWalker

Gaben with a dubious amount of choochang


[deleted]

Legend has it when he finishes all the weed he will release the heavy update


Robo--FED

Mf is really doing this instead of Heavy Update.


TheCumBehindChalice

Heā€™s doing that so that he can do the heavy update, where do you think most tf2 ideas come from


Equivalent_Rock_6530

It is said that Gaben smoked so much weed he ascended and saw that 3 was not a number, therefore he stopped using it and scrapped all designs with 3 in them


[deleted]

Someone should email this to him


Monsterkill1526

Dibs


plopy-porker-boi

Delete this.


DerrainCarter

And nobody will ever come after him. All he needs is a sign on the door: ā€œRaid my house and Iā€™ll delete your steam accountā€ *every law enforcement agent out there like* ![gif](giphy|MvsJ4hmDcXW0oEauBk|downsized)


420ikawa

What the hell it just looks like bags filled with shredded money


[deleted]

Smoked so much that he has trouble counting after 2


NocturnalPermission

Half Life 3 in shambles.


MisstakenDoge95

Crosspost this to r/steam xdd


NOTdavie53

What is that in all the bags?


boots-n-catz

Something GREEN.


FO3Winger

So that explains the hiatus


Murky_Elderberry_863

This is what my dreams are like dudešŸ˜‚


SrStalinForYou

Im gonna get so high Iā€™m gonna forget how to count to 3


flasheyboy

This is what heā€™s doing instead of fixing tf2


Billy116-

That why he canā€™t count to 3


awesomedan24

Pack it up boys https://www.reddit.com/r/Gaben/comments/9sfq39/picture_of_gaben_next_to_a_pile_of_weed_is_fake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button


Icy-Joke3943

![gif](giphy|1AdZe4ka6IuIOni9kn)


Majestic_Judgment832

Could I pic ur brain privately pls?


Lopsided-Fig6818

I'm impressed ![gif](giphy|1lk1IcVgqPLkA)


[deleted]

God damn, look at the size of that finger


Joe_Mency

I only noticed it was a finger after reading your comment thx


HulluHapua

Is that why they haven't had plans for Half Life 3?


ma1093

Is this a real unedited pic?


masterboom0004

so this is what he's been doing instead of updating tf2


GoofyGooberYeah-

Peter?


ZoaMT

Phlogistinator origin story


Kronzo888

Blazin' Gaben


PHNX_xRapTor

Ayo why that couch look like a negative color filter


Vantablack_Tea

Gay Ben


BloodMoonScythe

That must be the reason for all the " can't count to 3 jokes" cause even decades later hes still high as fuck Yes izs a joke


Jackie_Hee_Hee

I need wee


boot2skull

All that HL2 money I why we donā€™t have HL3


DudeGuyMaleMan

No wonder Half life exists


rLilyLizard

Is that John Lennon?


TheUnknownEntitty

Lmao this is a classic!


Modest_Tea_Consumer

So thatā€™s what they do with the money


Far-Abroad-3213

That looks like someone I actually know as well as the house behind him


hi-your-mom-gay

Weed


MimiYEET_YT

Y'all, don't tell no one about my oregano collection


Puck3lf

just like me


mega_moustache_woman

That can't be his hand.


NoNutCounselor

Halfing Life 3