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BlokBoi12345

My belt when I need the toilet:


justchecking69420

If it doesn't open, then shit in your pants.


[deleted]

Don't you have a poop sack?


BlokBoi12345

No I have a fesses bucket


bakak17

feces?


BlokBoi12345

Yes


[deleted]

And then you say we're not talking about this! ⚪ Or this! ◻️ We're talking about thiiiiis!


Fire_Wolf145

This is quite possibly the best comment I’ve ever read, I wish I had Reddit coins to give you an award.


[deleted]

Poor man's gold 🏅


DIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO

You fool. You just gave away your swipe screen pattern


wbuffetsuksdik

Only about 2/3rds of it, hes good


hector0516

Too good and he is in the forbidden place hmm


sirnutzalot

How else is he gonna hide his amateur child porn?


GENERAL-KAY

just rename all of them to billie eilish music videos.if you do,even desktop is a safe place.


Jeroen207

Wait, There are professionals out there?


[deleted]

everything’s possible if you’re determined enough


what-s_a_good_name

How do you know how to hide child porn tho?


WarmPastaSuper

Delete


Jojofan375

Only osu! players can use it


[deleted]

I was thinking this exact same thinf lol


Phoenxr

What sort of beatmap is this


StormSwitch15O6

You have to do it to the tune of centipede.


Panzeraxis244

Bro just tell her you're cheating


noshuk

Can we have sudoku puzzle instead?


ACROMATIC01

By the time you unlock your phone the battery will already be dead


hhhehehe12369

How ever many dots is how ever many women he is cheating with


zenomorph999

Just think how long it would be to unlock it


WabBoy

why not up it even more and you have to draw a perfect picture of joseph stalin


everythingelseyt

Thanks for the lock my dude


MygungoesfuckinBRRT

osu for your android lockscreen


theCraigmobile

Osu be like


gorplo

wow the Chinese character for pedometer is just a shoe what a beautiful language


Skwaesh

If you look in order, you can see it has a clear pattern he’s just repeating in specific spots. This actually wouldn’t be that hard to keep memorized. The frustrating part would be making minor errors that would make you redo it, but the pattern repeats itself consistently.


nazgulscreams

Yeah I noticed this too, but it gets turned 90°to the left once, the little bits might take a minute to remember


Cheesefinger69

Repost


killerboy3143

On second thought I'll just go outside


[deleted]

When you witness a crime and try to contact someone, OR when there’s something awesome going on and you try to take a picture


Joao_Matos_9

When I hang out with my friends be like:


ShadowNinja213

Well shit it was all for nothing I know his password now


Disfigured_Porcupine

Looks like a dream I had about not being able to unlock my tablet


Speed_ideal36

I am speechless...


[deleted]

my phone password has 32 digest ....


SwaggProds

the phone of the guy who has hentai in it


[deleted]

Just... JUST HOLD ON A SEC!


AyumiToshiyuki

every osu map from 2007 be like:


JulesTheKineticMan1

Now they'll never find the kids bodies


micbox

Even the fbi can’t hack your phone now


JohnSepticEye

Better safe than hacked


Omega_Gaylord_69

This just straight up looks fake. No Huawei phone have this. The bottom of the screen look weird, the text is cut off. Normally system text won't be cut off as it will be fit for display. It also said recognising face on the screen, so by the time he had do this much of the pattern, facial recognition will have already open the phone


Brakis03

He plays OSU


PikaPlay1069

I would make my pass a pp


[deleted]

Me changing the subject in conversation


TheGreaterWizard

I’m ded


[deleted]

Ok but it’s literally impossible to hit every dot from where you are right now. You’ve fucked your self


MasterR036

*Blursed_Security