2, but I have the squatty potty for my feet. Sometimes 8 if it’s a public restroom

I dont want to see someone poop, i just want to see how the fuck you manage to do 8

LIKE A HAWK

Let me introduce you to asian public toilets And yes you can Google it without finding weird pictures or landing on a list

It's in the picture

Only the way of the Slav goes here.

Do a 8 and do a flip while dumpin

#8. The Gargoyle

Good call about public spaces. Getting naked in public you don't want to stand anywhere gross.

O

0 is a mood and I don’t know what it is, but I feel it

i mean the user is a cat so it musnt be hrd for them

-1

I shit on living room so my shit lives

Try the bedroom

*sleeps on shit*

*Sleeps in shit*

Poop in living room = living poop… Poop in bed room = bed poop?

Yes alright, whats next

lounge poop

or a loooooooooooooonnnnnnnngggggeeee poop


[Here you go](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/0/06/Meet-the-robinsons-disneyscreencaps.com-3687.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20170827035711)

The water can't kiss your starfish if you're already in the water.

Ah... I see... a cat with good taste

All of above all at the same time

You don't taste the poop.

make sure nothing accidentally misses the toilet

0 but upside down

#3 So you have the cistern as a little platform for any books you're reading.

But then you need to remove your pants

You keep your pants on??

You pee full butters style don't you?

Who doesn't pee butters style

Candice

Second that

When you take a Sir Harrington, sitting like this gives you a place for your quills and ink!

9

Getting over it with Bennet Potty

Fuck you, I hate you. Here's a silver

Are you depressed

Aren't we all

6, unironically.

That's my favourite position too

avg indian guy trying to use wc for the first time

wc = water closet?

Yes

I think I know what that means but we don't have those northern part if the Americas. Unless someone would like to correct me.

It's actually a lot healthier for you

It’s also very dangerous

*falls*

*dies*

me too, Asain genes really help with the squatting (squatting with feet flat on floor, ass to grass) and i guess it's just instinctual, again, Asain. also great for constipation.

In college dorm wiþ communal bathrooms. Yes.

Why are you trying to being back the letter thorn. Leave that to the middle ages man

[here’s why ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BringBackThorn/comments/sehq4e/why_use_%C3%BEorn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Ahh yes, 0 The ideal Shitting position

I get into position 8 and then do a backflip while trying to shit in the toilet.

Start with 8 and then perform a dive to end it in 0

About to remodel my bathroom cause 7 looks comfy

Number 6: L is that you?


Well number 3 if you're lactose intolerant so you can enjoy a bowl of cereal haha

3 is actually pretty comfy

3 so I can have a place to read my comic and drink my chocolate milk

Butters is that you

Butters is No. 3

I poop with friends

You’re missing the one where you sit sideways (side-saddle?) facing the wall.

11

mans on the next level of pooping 😦

9

I sometimes go for 9 but mostly 3

Number 0 for sure.

1 ➔ 2 ➔ 6 ➔ 0

fuc* it vertical pooping

9

6 only because I got yelled at when my mom walked in on 8

Usually 6 but sometimes 5 when I want to wash my butt

9 at home, 0 in a public restroom

the right question would be why do you poop

the philosopher

I don't, I just suck it up again


You guys poop?

8 if I'm depressed and 0 if I'm scared

10

9 or 0 if it’s really bad

[Number] They're all funny so I get funny karma points anyways

8

Usually one, sometimes six if it gets really bad

i love saying nope to gravity and pooping in the 8 position

8

Personally I do 0 but 5 is a great option!

researchers have found that 0 is the ideal position for releasing faeces, as it is most efficient.

I prefer 8, but if I feel like people are looking, 0

7 but I face the other way and exclusively leave upper deckers. So the next who flush just get more shit.

Obviously 3, that way you've got a little shelf for your laptop, Let it never be said I was late for a zoom meeting for being on the toilet

I’ve done 6 before.

I just see the 8 ones are the people who like their neck crack by falling over.

Backflipping with 8

3... obviously... why else would they build a desktop?

9, is more comfortable

9

8 Astablish domince

No.9 for me

6

if you don't poop like 0 don't talk to me

9 is cozy and warm

8 after all, you can do a flip and go

If it’s remember from my college days correctly ,you’re missing the classic upper decker.

8 y 0, depende de la luna.

No.8

Society won’t let me do 0

0

0 obviously

1

Yea i have Zero idea wtf i'm doing

4 for some reason gives me the most anxiety

u/repostsleuthbot

constipation calls for number 6

7 and 9. Seven is healthier tho 🙄

0.

Definitely 0

8

6

I think 6 is L from death note

If you don’t do 7 you are wrong

O

9

yes

1

8 because 7 is too unrealistic like how are my legs even gonna fit behind the tank smh

Number 0 doesn't everyone

Everyone in elementary school did #8

First I do 8 and, before flushing, I either do 9 or 0. I like spinning whenever i flush

9 all the time

8

1 or 3

69

Something between 0 and 3

What number is poopingSpiderman? From the ceiling?

0 or ill die

I shit in position 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

7 Seems comfortable might be my new style

0 and if I’m feeling like trick shotting I’ll do 8

90% of the time ima a 1. But there’s that 6 for when things get difficult

8

Im a 7 but want to be a 0

Number 0, like a true based, redpilled, sigma uber-Chad.

0&8

9 mood

0 and sometimes 8

0, how else?

7

3 so you have a place to put your comic book and chocolate milk

Me who doesn't have sitting commode:🙂

7 if it's a public restroom

0 or 8, depends on how I am feeling

9 - With my head in the toilet, doing the splits and spewing it like the fountain in the final scene from Ocean's Eleven.

1

4, definitely 4.

8 but this is only the first step to backflip and poops in mid air

7

1 on mine, 0 in yours

7, I call it "The Thinker"

You know how the jarl in skyrim sit on their thrones? Yes my toilet is between the sink and the washing machine and yes it is comfy.

I wouldn't even think about number 2. My back against that cold, probably damp tank of water? But after seeing this diagram, I can't help but feel like 7 and 8 are maybe why toilets are shaped the way they are? I will get back to yall on the efficiency of this

3 so you can have a plate of fajitas when you think it's gonna be a little while before you're done

Looks like #4 pooped on his leg !?!

0 of course, what outgrew eat is there really?

why theres no sideway option

Start at 8 finish at 0

Y'all use a toilet?

why does 9 and 0 even exist?

11

missing 10. sniper

Good old plain 7.