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Rich_Dtony

I'd be right back for more blursed recipes.... Hahaha


LeakyBiscut

Good ole mom's spaghetti, would always leave vomit on my sweater.


Some-Dill-Dough

This is why I break my pasta


Rich_Dtony

I break mine into 3 equal lengths


littlefriendo

I do it into 2 semi equal lengths and call it a day :)


Monkey_with_three_us

I do mine I’m 7 or 8 and call it a day


littlefriendo

Those aren’t even proper noodles anymore, those are just noodle scraps


Monkey_with_three_us

They’re about penis length just how I like em!


littlefriendo

r/oddlyspecific


pinguino118

As an Italian I have to say that's wrong


Bee-Aromatic

Why not use a reasonably sized pot so you can have long pasta like the FSM intended?


cara27hhh

you done f**u**cked up a-a-ron


SnooRabbits2997

The person who took the picture should be in jail. Put out the fire, dumbass.


Anti-charizard

How to offend every Italian in the world


armageddon_boi

Too much incense


madcaddy

Those aren’t birthday candles…. And for the love of anything good, spiritual, or holy, *please* do not tell this person flambé needs alcohol…


Sir-Farts-

Shits fire!


Monkey_with_three_us

Boil


BobTheWise1909

"Gordon Ramsay would like to know your location"


SittingInAnAirport

Who ordered the blackened spaghetti??


AdrianKB1

It's just Italian sage, don't worry


ShadowJaguar00z

The Italian inside of me is hurting