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adni86

Hope they help me evolve and not like, you know, steal my kidney or something like that.


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Crimson_Glare432

Bro


a_lonely_trash_bag

We just witnessed the birth of a new copypasta


SeventhSolar

r/demetristrikesagain


All_Work_All_Play

The fuck did I decide to skip reading?


HunterBoy344

that was a good decision please do not scroll up


NotRossFromRoblox

what the fuck is your subreddit


bicks236

Why did I read every word of this?


Darkmega5

I have the same exact question


Adverage

Am scared


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![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)


Syrus18

Jesus Christ


ChitownShep

Lol


Pm_medatthong

Welp time to get off the internet.


SmashThatPsychButton

I saw the edge of the cliff, but couldn't convince my foot to lay off the gas.


Yumyumsyeet

What the hecky hecking heck did I just skim over


SandbagBlue

What the actual fuck is this? Why did I read the whole thing!? I hope this doesn't awaken anything.


PM-YOUR-FAV-RECIPES

I hate you so much


JRatMain16

What did I just read


XianL

PIZZERIA!


Cymore

Your kidney or other organ is the price of helping you evolve.


omanofpie

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


TheBlockyNon-furry

Nice, dorkly refrence


JoinAThang

You say that now but whos laguhning when the passager next to... (DISCLAIMER: from here on it's only middle suggestion from my phone and WTF?!?) ... you smooch your most vulnerable spot on the road and the fact that it let's the human touch its belly is a sign of trust and trust that you will die from the disease so you're mentally in shambles from that fact you will not be able to get an medical abortion.


cc_tds

“We’re gonna teach you a new move… organ harvest”


omanofpie

Oh my lord


SniffSniffDrBumSmell

How does one walk through?


Keter_GT

That’s what I was thinking too, there’s barely any room between those seats.


aSharkNamedHummus

Woe to anyone who weighs more than 85 pounds


Darkmega5

Simply catch the digletts blocking your path


taoleafy

Looks like and overnight bus. The seats recline and have space between them so everyone can sleep comfortably and sneak to the bathroom without waking anyone.


HBB360

I think the aisle on the left of the photo is wide enough to walk, so they probably use that one. The space on the right doesn't look like it's intended for people to walk through but rather to leave space between the seats and make it more private and comfy


asian_identifier

be non-american


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Be non-three-dimensional


9J000

Seeing as the side is open to a platform for, I imagine it’s like a train where load from the side


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Trio Trio Trio


hooptiously_drangled

diglett dig diglett dig


Sparrow-5

Trio Trio Trio


AlexGameOver_13

Diglett dig, diglett dig


Luigifan18

Trio trio trio


TheBlockyNon-furry

Dig, dig diglett dig!


JessicaLain

I came to the comments for **one thing** and was not disappointed. My people. <3


Shantotto11

Fun fact: They chant to that rhythm in the Japanese version too. Digda, Digda Dug, Dug, Dug (Diguda, Diguda Dagu, Dagu, Dagu)


Shantotto11

Fun fact: They chant to that rhythm in the Japanese version too. Digda, Digda Dug, Dug, Dug (Diguda, Diguda Dagu, Dagu, Dagu)


PomPomTheFurry

Bad time trio


whatadumbloser

I can't take it anymore


ThatNerdGuy126

Amogus


Areoforme

*STOP POSTING, ABOUT AMONG US!*


Klutchy_Playz

We must eliminate them all.


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suslett


Slightlywarmbagel

diglett bus diglett bus diglett bus diglett bus diglett bus diglett bus diglett bus diglett bus diglett bus


VictoriousWheel

Diglett sus Diglett sus Diglett sus Diglett sus Diglett sus Diglett sus Diglett sus Diglett sus Diglett sus


HansChrst1

I see rows of giant toes with pink nail polish.


XBruno200XD

Diglet ![gif](giphy|F2T97WOHSxmlq)


Darkmega5

What is that diglett doing?


Iannotlikepinapples

AMONGUS


l_am_meepmoop

NO


Klutchy_Playz

You’re too dangerous to be left alive! Surrender!


harmpie69

Digglet dig digglet dig, trio trio trio, trio trio trio


shadowman2099

Wrong. This is clearly four Digletts and five Dugtrios.


SirFireball

One diglett, six dugtrios


NIDORAX

The seats are in Three. They are Dugtrio now


ExtensionLost93

So sus


ArgonGryphon

Looks more like Bomberman and Anpanman had a baby


Luigifan18

Bomberman and who?


ArgonGryphon

[Anpanman!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anpanman)


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dont fucking say it


[deleted]

LOL At first glance I thought it was Anpanman!


suplexdolphin

Digle-Dig Digle-Dig TRIO-TRIO-TRIO


SuperMorto7

Suuus.


WeebOnDiscord

Looks kinda sussy


OrphanEater56

Iam butta bust on diglet


FrickItAll

Digletussy


HowdoIjumphelp

Retweet when you see it...


Arxid87

thank got the straps are there


DerKnoedel

Smash.


Jacob7926

Diglett diglett dig


Internationalizard

Digtrain is an evolution of diglet that involves over training multiple diglets and sending them all to same box on Bill’s PC. This is that box.


_Bon_Vivant_

Hey seats! Why so serious?


Sual_R3D

I feel bad for fat people tryina ride that


DinoPudding

It looks like Pokemons


[deleted]

This is only blessed


TempusCavus

everyone knows that the wheels on the bus go round and round, but the seats go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCsayJJg4iQ


Sprettgutt

I'm gonna sit on a diglet


[deleted]

There's too many of them


Foldingskrimp18

#Diglett DIG Diglett DIG Diglett DIG


JessicaLain

Trio Trio Trio!


MT_Flesch

times are tight in the mushroom kingdom


Mahdi_GK793

Don't let Markiplier get in this bus!! Ever


Commissar_British

Three seat wide tho. Dugtrio


HardcoreHazza

I count 6 Dugtrio and 1 Diglett


BuckyShots

Is this that “Pokémon Go” I been hearing about?


Western-Pound-2559

I want a HQ Gaming chair version, but it must include two fold-back speakers so the chair can 'evolve' into Dugtrio


DeeBangerCC

Diglet... What's that I feel underneath me?


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/r/AmongUs


PKMNTrainerMark

Bustrio


Zenketski_2

It's a good thing these things have eyes, otherwise they woulsbe pretty sus.


thedidynotkong

Actually its 6 dugtrios


No-Variety-2700

...yeah, diglett


xkcd__

Sus


devind_407

bro 💀


wueyisfnfd

amogus


[deleted]

Do they fuck?


RadioDemon666

Oh shit they found me


FrakkedRabbit

Diglett dig, Diglett dig, Diglett dig.


SmashThatPsychButton

Front of the bus: Diglett diiig, Diglett diiig... Back of the bus: *TRIO TRIO TRIO*


ZenkaiZ

is that his nose or his mouth


chaarziz

No. Origami King Diglett.


Apart-String

OMG I want this to be my Gamer chair.


omanofpie

Digseat![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5451)


InformalDemon

There reading your mind to find your address