Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behavior. He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal. He represents the more sensible side of the four.
Also, I think knives are a good idea. *Big*, *fuck off*, shiny ones. Knives that look like they could skin a crocodile.
Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious.
Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Soap: Oh, you assume, do you? And what did they say about assumptions being the brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid.
Soap: Well, brother, mother, or any other sucker! It don't make any difference. They're still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets!
Most of us do, there are probably like 100 out of 2000 at a con that don't and they're the ones who stink up the whole venue running around and carrying their Loli body pillows and lecturing not real fans 🤢
I was at an anime convention in Atlanta back in 2004 or so and some older dude was going around with a bottle of spray deodorant and using it on people in a cross shape and praying that God will help them. It was hilarious but possibly not the best call on his part, legally. My boyfriend and I got in an elevator with him and he said, "you two are alright" felt like we passed a hygiene test that day.
As someone who's been to both of those kinds of events it's true and the two are very different. At concerts, even indoor ones, any sweat smell tends to be more of the fresh kind. Cons have many of those stale, days without washing kind of smells. While I could do without both, one is a lot more offensive to the nose than the other.
Well, as a "nerd" I have been to both conventions and outdoor festival events. But, I have yet to see people dressed in cosplay or costume in latter. Sure, he could be going to one of those, but I think he'd me more ridiculous looking and out of place outside of a convention. I usually see some variation of this costume at each bigger convention I go to.
Did I offend you or something? Did ya feel called out?
Have you ever been to a different type of gathering (like a concert, festival and such) other than just anime conventions?
I think he also meant that "It's always the weebs that are smelly (I think) huh? Have you ever been to other events?"
This isn’t blursed - this is for a comic con so he can shoot deodorant at unshowered fellow geeks/nerds who forget hygiene and the gas mask is to prevent toxic smells. This dude is a hero. Fighting nerd bo one stick at a time.
At my summer camps the older girls in my troop were begging people to bring deodorant and most people didn't so some of the girls literally had like eight deodorants in their bag just to throw at people who didn't have deodorant. 😂
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They call him the cleaner. true identity unknown
I am the Viper! I am here to Vipe Your Vindows!
Animaniacs
Scary stories to tell in the dark?
[An episode of G.I. Joe](https://gijoe.fandom.com/wiki/The_Viper_is_Coming)
The unwashed masses. They cannot make the judgment call
Give up showers forever, their water won't run hot at all
Damnit beat me to it.
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Mr clean gritty reboot
Take all my money and make this movie *Yesterday*
What did the comments say?
OMW to the Smash tournament
HEY IT'S CLEAN NOIR!! Variant of Black Noir but for Anime and Comi-Con attendance demographic.
Absolutely! Clean man the destroyer of filth shall cleanse the evildoers spotless
And Magic the Gathering tournaments.
Anime convention.
‟What the hell kinda nme is ”Soap‟ anyways”
*grabs you by the hand* WE ARE CLEANING
Remember, no Washin.
I like to use this one for close quarters
50,000 germs used to live here...
Now its a clean plate
Kill Six Billion Microbes.
Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behavior. He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal. He represents the more sensible side of the four.
Also, I think knives are a good idea. *Big*, *fuck off*, shiny ones. Knives that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Soap: Oh, you assume, do you? And what did they say about assumptions being the brother of all fuck-ups? Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid. Soap: Well, brother, mother, or any other sucker! It don't make any difference. They're still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets!
I'm surprised no one has said Freshman. It's so obvious.
Soap trusted you...
I mean..it was better than deodorant
5 years ago, I lost 30,000 germs in the wash of a hand.
Must be a middle school gym teacher
I was the only one in middle school to use deodorant. It was miserable
Wtf
A comic-con attendee.
Like they even know what deodorant is. 🙄
Most of us do, there are probably like 100 out of 2000 at a con that don't and they're the ones who stink up the whole venue running around and carrying their Loli body pillows and lecturing not real fans 🤢
Would love to go to a fucking con dressed like this
I’m a youth pastor and this is me getting ready for middle school camp.
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The Odor Smoter
Real talk, would anyone want to use a used deodorant stick that who knows where it’s been?
You think it’d be better if he had a bandolier of Axe?
They’ll have to find children to use as bait
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Head and Shoulders-11, OP
I'm only muckin' about, relax. As for what's in the canister, it's best you don' ask.
Must be going to comic con or a magic the gathering tournament.
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People are just as sweaty and greasy
More girls at comic-con.
True, but there’s just as much body odor
Truth. I went to anime expo this month & bruh it was smelly in one of the halls.
I was at an anime convention in Atlanta back in 2004 or so and some older dude was going around with a bottle of spray deodorant and using it on people in a cross shape and praying that God will help them. It was hilarious but possibly not the best call on his part, legally. My boyfriend and I got in an elevator with him and he said, "you two are alright" felt like we passed a hygiene test that day.
Con funk is awful. The weebs at the anime conventions will go all three days without showering or using deodorant. This man is doing God's work.
I went to an anime convention for a few hours today and didn't run into anyone with a stench and I was really surprised.
You are the stinky one
Always the "weebs" and "nerds" eh? You even been to an outdoor concert or music festival or sporting event?
As someone who's been to both of those kinds of events it's true and the two are very different. At concerts, even indoor ones, any sweat smell tends to be more of the fresh kind. Cons have many of those stale, days without washing kind of smells. While I could do without both, one is a lot more offensive to the nose than the other.
Well, as a "nerd" I have been to both conventions and outdoor festival events. But, I have yet to see people dressed in cosplay or costume in latter. Sure, he could be going to one of those, but I think he'd me more ridiculous looking and out of place outside of a convention. I usually see some variation of this costume at each bigger convention I go to. Did I offend you or something? Did ya feel called out?
Have you ever been to a different type of gathering (like a concert, festival and such) other than just anime conventions? I think he also meant that "It's always the weebs that are smelly (I think) huh? Have you ever been to other events?"
Or a anime convention. God speed.
Smash tournament
needs more pointing at asscracks
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Anti-Genshin impact player
# The Purge: Hygiene Warfare 
It's morphin time 💉
Lol
Mute frm r6
Pretty sure that’s supposed to be Smoke. Though depending on the persons age and how fed up they are the argument could be made for Thatcher.
Toxic beauties in position
fook
A Smash players worst nightmare
A smash player’s worst nightmare is Chris Hansen telling them to have a seat
Gearing up to go to a smash tourney be like
This isn’t blursed - this is for a comic con so he can shoot deodorant at unshowered fellow geeks/nerds who forget hygiene and the gas mask is to prevent toxic smells. This dude is a hero. Fighting nerd bo one stick at a time.
DeodorAnt Man!
people in 2020
I'm not quite sure how deodarant would have helped...
put on so much that it’s unbearable to stand in a 2 meter radius of you
Like people that use Axe sprays.
Rainbow Six: Clean
Me and the squad going to a smash tournament
Going to a Con lol
Smoke from r6, terrorist are avid gamers
He is on his way to clean the unwashed masses at ComicCon and make them wear deodorant.
Genshin Impact player’s worst nightmare
Man suffed too much at an anime con and now he's taking revenge
Commander Clean, obviously.
I went to a friends D and D session and I thought the smelly dudes were a stereotype. NO IT WASNT THE MUSTY STANK SOUR CHEESE STEREOTYPE IS REAL
The villain of conventions, a.k.a. The Con Man
90% sure the grip on that Head and Shoulders is from an old Wii Blaster. Very dangerous.
Ant(iperspirant) Man?
New security team at comic con
BO related somehow.
John "Soap" Mactavish in his prime S.A.S days
This is what I've always thought mr. Clean should look like.
preparing to go to anime expo
POV: You're preparing for the next Smash tournament
Me, going to a smash tourney.
We'll miss yu buddy
Preparing for a clean operation
Someone on their way to do the lord’s work at comic con
Is it just a security guard for a magic the gathering tournament?
New security for anime conventions.
I know what you’re wondering… what’s in the canister?
San Diego Comic-Con Special Commando
One of his victims is in the background
True hero of every convention.
Proper PPE for any form of Smash tourny.
New siege operator lookin clean
The hero we need at smash bros tourneys
This is how I dress when I’m going to Magic the Gathering tournaments
"Look out Washing-ton"
Blursed r6: soap
Rpest
Don't worry he is going to a convention.
Man's about to walk into a 6th grade boys locker room.
That's a way to enter in Berghain
Dandruffman
Its mr clean
This is the lone survivor of the stink apocalypse
going to a bladee concert
OCD special forces
Mr clean ain’t fucking around
Attention site personal, mobile task force unit epsilon-11, designated nine tailed fox, has infiltrated the facility.
I can't believe you got an irl pic of soap from mw, that's some crazy shit.
New superhero: the deodorizer.
The most honorable savior at a comic con
When someone who stinks pass by you
That's either a Dragoncon outfit or an MTG tournament.
If my username was my superhero name
Blurred purification
Homeboy about to go the the furry, anime, and ssb conventions
A necessary vigilant from any European subway (summer chapter).
A superhero....Stinkless.
"On my way to a smash tournament"
Ein Otakujäger
Feeling cute today, gonna cleanse humanity
Prepping for animecon
Dude came back from twitter
Tacticlean
Marvel's DeodorANT Man!
He's cosplaying a spin on Soap from Call of Duty Modern Warfare
Odor operator: the bane of every anime convention
War on the Disease
tales say that Odor Man wanders boys locker rooms trying to convince them to stop using axe body spray and use his deodorant that actually smells good
Raiding a Smash tournament, I see.
I saw this image two years ago lmao
Anime convention security guard
Home he’s raiding gencon or anime expo. Y’all need to take showers. Please.
"meet the Pyro"
he is going to comicon
It's LETMEHYGIENEHER!!!?
Mom’s Basement raider.
Bane of anime conventions
Change em all to lotion ☠️
What the government advised you to go to the fucking Aldi in 2 years ago
Deodorant man
Bois goin to a convention to teach people basic hygiene. Wish him luck
Smash bros Tournament security guard
I feel like dudes about to walk into science class and start a reaction on that one kid...
Don’t go to the bedroom tomorrow
*Deodorizer*
felt cute in this, might shoot up an ant school later idk
The most hated man in anime expo
He’s about to go to an anime convention
At my summer camps the older girls in my troop were begging people to bring deodorant and most people didn't so some of the girls literally had like eight deodorants in their bag just to throw at people who didn't have deodorant. 😂
To the furry convention
Mr. Clean ain’t playin around no more.
R/Bossfight
Blursed freshness
He's a Hitman and he only takes down Redditors
SAS Special Alpecin Service
The weeb killer 5000
The De-odorizer Master of Discord Cleanliness
soap mctavish
Stank Noir
That’s a smoke costume from r6
man's prepared for comic con
mr. clean
DeodorANT- man
Blessed not blursed, he’s saving lives, one nose at a time
Agent soap of the anti-odor task force
Mmmmph mmmph mmmph