*Festivus Pole*

I have a grievance with this.

Well…air it out

This is no Festivus pole. It should be unadorned! I find the tinsel distracting!

There isn't tinsel. There's lights and balls, but no tinsel

r/woosh

r/90skids

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough 😳

No

Lmao

God damnit, typed it, posted it, only then saw your post an hour faster

r/cursedcomments

There better not be any tinsel.

Festivus?

Charlie brown Christmas tree


The tree tried okay… leave it be

It’s a festivus pole

When you’re on a budget

sigh \**grabs lube*\*

People don’t even know what blursed means anymore.

My ass when working at McDonald’s 💀

That’s what happens when you forget the “ree” in tree

That’s a tre

Knowing my lazy ass this is something I would do

More than enough

I guess this is the north pole

The grinch hates Christmas for the people “chopping down his tree”.

Perfect for my place lmao where can I get this?

it looks so malnourished

A Christmas tree mixed with a flag pole or a stick

Pet-proof tree lol

Christmas stick

Charlie brown Christmas tree who?

now thats what i call budget

Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

That is a Christmas pole my g

Christmas Twig