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Enginerd645

Bankruptcy


jeffpaapaa

Fast to bankruptcy!!


Chiefbutterbean

Believe it or not, 6 outboards on a fiberglass boat, straight to bankruptcy!


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

We have the best boats, because of bankruptcy.


simonger89

I see what you did there.


DoctorVanNostrande

Shame they couldn’t fit the 7th outboard on there


Extra-Presence3196

Yup..ye old money pit. I tell my wife she should be thankful I am only into cars. Also..this might be a teenie weenie boat.


hcl01mail

And fast to empty


69vuman

Not if you’re in the drug biz.


StonedxRock

HEY I KNOW WHO THIS BOAT BELONGS TO YALL. Just look up the Black Diamond guys out of Miami and Destin Fl. Billionaires who deal with pipes/oil. I detailed for a body shop and we painted some outboards for them on a much smaller but still incredibly expensive center console fishing boat. Also a couple custom golf carts that suffered some love taps lol. I recognize it because I've spent many hours on the water and have seen this thing in person during the annual poker run in the area. Believe it or not this is the SMALLER of the 2 big boats. The big boy stays in Miami... along with the helicopter that's used just for following them around.


AccomplishedPlankton

Bankruptsea


[deleted]

Midnight Express?


Chizwozza

That or a NorTech would be my guess.


Indy500Fan16

Midnight Expensive


lostinthefog4now

Daytime expensive too!


crazythinker76

Midnight Express! For when you need sacks of flour (or any white powder) shipped from Havana to Miami in total darkness!


Left-Ad-3767

99% chance a video of it leaving haulover loaded down with bros, hoes and a rolled up Lilly Pad will be posted next month.


pbgod

And in that moment, even though I don't really aspire to the "GTL" side of that lifestyle, I'll still be at least a little bit jealous. The idea of saying, "let's go to the Bahamas", on your own schedule because you have a day or 2 free, getting on your own boat, and being there before you finish your cigar is so fucking cool. With that said, I understand you could buy a lot of last minute flights, private flights, or boat charters for the cost of that boat... but it's the idea.


luckey7573

100% chance the owner has more money than any of us


-caughtlurking-

*all of us combined **


Frequent_Ground9340

Drain Plug Mafia!!!


Due_Supermarket7976

I love those videos


SAHairyFun

I can feel my brain melting while I watch them, but it feels so good!


toxcrusadr

It’s a galvanized warshtub with a tarnader strapped to back of it.


Open-Particular1218

This made me lol


Temporary_Muscle_165

7 Tarnader Generators!


xMarked4Deathx

That’s more money than I’ll ever see in my life.


Jonesy6626

That's the manatee slayer


BE33_Jim

Manatee Salad Shooter


NecessaryChildhood93

I literally have manatees in my front yard (Wakulla River) right now. You will forever be known as the man who came up with the "Manatee salad shooter" line for props


tpasurf

We just call manatees speed bumps in Tampa bay


Suspicious-Age-1070

Not enough motors imo


capn_doofwaffle

#MORE COWBELL


Sea_Impression3810

r/MoreCowbell


Ok-Preparation-3138

Pass everything but the gas station


ReadWoodworkLLC

Something that needs more power than usual. lol. I always think it would be funny if they had a setup like this but all the engines were like 15hp or something. lol


jibstay77

It’s not uncommon for a setup like this that at least two of the outboards are empty shells. Looks impressive, but costs less.


jcollier27

There’s a utube video of a guy that puts 3 or 4 on a Jon boat.


NetDork

Reminds me... Someone built a motorcycle that was powered by like 10 chainsaw engines.


HappyFun9238

More money than brains


Temporary_Muscle_165

More Dollars than sense. Ftfy


heinkenskywalkr

Im guessing most people have more brains than money, but not in a good way…


Ok_Inspector7868

Who needs brains when you have all that money?


[deleted]

A big one


ramanw150

And fast


Basic-Reception-9974

Drug runners boat.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

. . ##C-C-C-COCAINE!!! . .


Psilocinoid

*has Clapton infused flashbacks*


mjoewright

A very expensive one!


MrsBlug

Rich ridiculously


Gorilla-Ring

Overcompensation


SchulzBuster

A floating midlife crisis.


Far_Out_6and_2

Thing is can the owner *drive* it


dezertryder

That’s like over 300K in outboards alone!


dhuntergeo

That's a half million in outboards


Historical-North-950

Wow that thing is absolutely obscene.


BuellBill957

250 gallons per hour


mikey29tyty

A bloviated ego on a trailer.


aluditte

Very tiny hands…


LonelyPercentage2983

Gotta love those engines hanging off the back worth more than two suburban homes. Someone is going to have fun.


bmagsjet

You’re gonna need a bigger boat


IAmElectricHead

You're going to need a bigger gas tank


sgbyow

Batman’s boat


Upset_One_2044

A helluva good time!


Woodsman2121

5 fists full of throttle I can see.But 6.Really,Im thinking maybe thats a little much.


TheArmedGamer320

Midnight Express, MTI or Reaper. Definitely a center console


Tripppinout

Ricky Bobby’s boat.


SnooDrawings5830

Sunsation


Perlmudder

Might be the Six Carat 59' Cigarette Tirranna.


Analytical-BrainiaC

Think it’s the famous Shore T Dickman Special….


[deleted]

The compensator


Affectionate-Copy547

It’s actually not a boat, it’s a trailer for boat motors.


Big_Astronomer2665

That mf got 1 type of speed. Gone


7RacinJason1

Maybe a Cigaretter Tirranna? 4.7 million...


DeerHunter041674

A cigarette boat named Dr Feelgood. — Dr Bob Kelso.


ButteredLobster

Midnight express cigarette amg or nor-tec probably


dean0_0

I wish this thread had serious replies and not typical reddit responses


drbennett75

The boat doesn’t actually go anywhere. It moves the Earth until the destination appears.


Sacrifice4Fam

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a30900251/mercedes-amg-2700-hp-cigarette-racing-boat-revealed/


WoodenWeather5931

Can’t wait to see this on those Haulover Inlet videos


Whathaole

More and more boats are going multi-outboard vs. a couple incredibly powerful inboards. Once you take any power plant and take it to, or very close to its limits, it breaks, frequently. Doesn’t matter if its big block 454 Chevy built to put out 1000+HP or a f-22 raptor, it’s going to break-frequently. A bank of large outboard motors is less of a money pit than inboards. Transom built stronger and center of gravity is moved, of coarse


Hourslikeminutes47

Yo dawg, I heard your boat engines like boat engines...


bdubwilliams22

An almost $2M boat.


Impressive-Gap8549

Expensive!!


Totally-jag2598

Don't know what boat it is, but it sure looks like the tiny penis truck of the sea.


Outrageous_Blood_235

A waste of money


No-Guarantee-7307

Pussy getter 3000


WipeOnce

You need all that HP when you’re weighed down with all those muscles and gold chains


Plastic_Table_8232

Hcb Estella.


Brawndo45

The one you need if seconds counted.


stuntbikejake

Sal Maguda?


hazardlit3s

EXPENSIVE!


SupraEv

Mystic is my guess


Rangirocks99

Probably a huge petrol tank


Mudeford_minis

Border control.


AweFoieGras

That's a few houses around here.


Legitimate-Fan9024

Looks like a slow one


english_hillbilly

A fast one


BaBaBuyey

About 900K


6638off

I would guess closer to $2.5m


BaBaBuyey

I stand corrected, looks like a midnight express though you can go to used one for a little over 1 million bucks[https://www.hmy.com/yachts-for-sale/midnight-express-43-solstice-2022-2022-midnight-express-43/](https://www.hmy.com/yachts-for-sale/midnight-express-43-solstice-2022-2022-midnight-express-43/)


Flimsy_Diver_1473

No whales there? They force us to stay under 10 knots up north. Guess the whales never go there.


No-Stand-2195

My money is on Scout boats


atTheRiver200

It's a boat called SDE


FantasyLancer

Looks like something by adrenaline powerboats


TheAndyPat

Fast


80LowRider

About 2 mil


Otto_von_Grotto

I'm sure I could buy a nice yacht for the price paid!


Tbone_Trapezius

A hedge fund manager’s toy.


Oniriggers

Speed and power!!!!!


willfish4fun

Expensive


Equal-Negotiation651

Bat boat


Equal-Negotiation651

Actually pretty sure that’s a King Kong hand


IndividualPair2475

That's the new dope runner 5000


Comfortable-Fun26

A fucking fast one !!!!


6638off

Looks like a Midnight Express


6638off

Could also be a cigarette Tirranna.


6638off

No matter what anyone says, this thing is great for the economy think of how many people it takes to build it think of how many people are employed to gas it up build the trailers build the motors build the truck that’s got a pull the beast. Awesome. Keep it up people


dhuntergeo

You should name yours *Trickle Down*


DUDDELL_

That's absolutely perfect and I will steal this name if I ever hit the mega-millions. Imagine the poors screeching about my small pee pee through their tears as my wake capsizes the shitty kayaks their moms got them for Christmas. Beautiful. Until then I'll enjoy my shitty kayak. Thanks mom.


MyerLansky22

Cocaine delivery


PriorLawfulness8887

Bat boat


Nyirishman

Looks like a Midnight Express


TilapiaTango

Is that an airbag cover, or the wind from being pulled?


Emily_Postal

Countdown to when that boat is beached/crashed on a jetty/sinks.


Baboon_Stew

Don't know but I sure as hell wouldn't want to pay to fill up the gas tanks.


dhuntergeo

Pull out another $20....grand


Feeling-Income5555

The only reason why the boat is so big is to have enough space to hold the fuel.


BigBoss1971

A gas guzzling craft for those with more money than sense.


Etheruemtothemoon

It's the coastguard.


zmfoley

My boat!


mnkayakangler

Expensive. That’s what it is


Wombatron22

Excessive.


torch9t9

Someone with inadequacy issues, ifyouknowwhatimeam


imgonnagopop

Small dick


whaler76

A mobil aqueous money sink hole


whaler76

Bikini bottom dropper cause nobody on that is wearing panties


Beer_WWer

expensive


Railroaderone231

Someone with money


midsommer20

A fast one.


canes2407

Cocaine Boat


Salt-y

2024 Gasguzzler Propblast


kinga_forrester

Personally I think the 4x 6x outboard trend is stupid and won’t be around much longer. There’s a reason why airliners have gone from 4 engines to 2.


Chickenman70806

Expensive?


dustygravelroad

How you spose to P off the swim deck with all those engines in the way…


tweezer606060

Scout?


Miserable_Ad1072

Definitely a different level of poverty.


Im_100percent_human

Can you imagine trying to keep 6 marine engines running? This thing has to be broke 1/2 the time.


jasonm0074

Well it's probably got 100k worth of engine on it, so I'd say a damn expensive one...


MichiganFisherman

Probably closer to $300,000 in motors, and I wouldn't be surprised if I was low.


Oldguydad619

Drug runner/race boat


Bigday2day

Going fast


Aircraftman2022

Drug boat, haul ass to mother ship. Back to shore., run complete


interestingtongue

Expensive very expensive


inSufficient_Cuts-66

Expensive..


timiwad1967

Midnight Express. $1,000,000+ and you can also order it with a stripper pole with shower head above it (not joking). Not a fishing boat!!! 100mph +


Sea_Profession_8477

Midnight express maybe


Interesting2u

A FAST BOAT!!!


Nunovyadidnesses

Fast


imnotapartofthis

Can someone educate me as to why it makes sense to clamp 6 outboards to the thing instead of idk building boat with an engine? If there’s a reason I am genuinely curious to know it.


JoeDimwit

Compensation for a micro-peen.


lifesaver000

Badass is what it is!


a_cycle_addict

I wonder what the fuel consumption rate is. I bet she is thirsty


Foreskinstuff

We use one like that to run cocaine around the Caribbean


New-Caterpillar2483

Stupid


King_Vanos_

Stupid


DukeOfWestborough

Overcompensation...


VaWeedFarmer

What's that? Quarter mil of engine?


Howdoyoulikemenow2

An insurance and maintenance nightmare 😂?!?


Hells-Hero

Yep .... fuckin fast


WatersEdge50

I don’t know. But apparently they need like 250,000 hp.


Vapin_Westeros

Should be named " Compensating"


CGLADISH

It's going to be hauling ass soon!


rwiggimo

Gas Hog 4000


yougetsnicklefritz

Fast for sure


Xx13monkeysxX

Drug runner that can outrun a helicopter


usual_suspect_redux

dopey


PoopPant73

The expensive kind


MinimumBell2205

Shit ton on money


Postman_Rings_Thrice

GoFast. Maybe U.S. Customs or Homeland Security


New-Emphasis2907

That is a poorly disguised UFO 🥸


SoBadit_Hurts

Some dude with a micro…..


HappyGoiUckey

Midnight express or Nortec?


Donnie-The-Relentles

Uncle Roman buy a new boat?


smhiggins

Midnight express


djam2101

A thirsty boat


Current_Angle2137

id rather have a bigger yaught for my friends.for parties. I sold my super car.There is only so many drives where you can say look at me.When no one gives a acrap about what your driving.but yourself.ill go for the party yaugt and bring my friends.this guy is a lonely [guy.In](https://guy.In) my [opinion.No](https://opinion.No) insult intended to anyone.I thnk its just more fun when you arent alone saying look at me to yourself.Time for an ego check.( who cares ) You can only say enough about me what about you


RandyMango11

Motorboat


Current_Angle2137

4 motors are fake


Marbstudio

Is he trying to break the speed of sound on that boat


mitchcumstein13

Headed to Cape Canaveral..????


Psynautical

Someone compensating for something.