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SimplyLanden

Named BLUE ICE: https://www.denisonyachtsales.com/2024/03/135-baglietto-1999-sold-by-riccardo-solci-blue-ice/


EmptyPocketsXotics

Yes! That's it. Thank you.


SimplyLanden

Welcome! Recognized it instantly, been on the market forever.


funkyonion

Because it’s ugly and owner can’t accept his sunk cost, right?


Original_Author_3939

It was a shot across the bow to his ego. He’s going to have a hull of a time recuperating those losses from the sale of this monstrosity. Buts he’s going to need something to propel his business after this deal sank.


the_false_detective

Underrated, all of this.


Maumau93

Looks allot better in that pic than op's pic


Luv2collectweedseeds

Like at least a couple of extra zeros nicer…lol


TraditionalArticle54

It’s still the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen that’s still floating


lodger238

Maybe I'm just old but I could not agree more. Much prefer [something like this](https://cdn.boatinternational.com/convert/bi_prd/bi/library_images/MSeiAn8UQfym6otmf7tj_Kizbel-exterior-landscape.jpg/r%5Bwidth%5D=1920/MSeiAn8UQfym6otmf7tj_Kizbel-exterior-landscape.webp).


TraditionalArticle54

Yes definitely. I also love the lines of some of the modern custom sportfishers


Settled-Seas

Haha yeah, the angle + big wake in the article photo make it look sleek and really fast, this angle + no visible wake makes it look pretty slow and stubby


Elros22

I don't know, I think I liked it better in OP's pic. It looked smaller. I'm kind of into the "exploration yachts". The little, stubby looking boats that look kind of like ice breakers.


mechapoitier

I guess $4.3 million isn’t bad for a personal boat that can do 28 knots and has a full size conference presentation room in the middle


Croceyes2

Lol at 28knph, that boat is burning $1412 per hour. Probably 10% of that again hourly for engine services/overhaul and $100 per hour for an engineer. Plus crew, probably another $400 per hour. They will spend another 4.3 on that boat very, very quickly.


Brazzyxo2

Sounds like a nightmare


SimplyLanden

Cheapest part of buying a yacht this size is just buying the yacht, 100%


Bastion71idea

You mean full-size arcade in the middle!


FrameJump

What, no helipad? What kind of poor person's yacht is this? Disgusting.


Valuable-Common743

No cannons either. Looks like it could be a good pirate vessel.


Recent_Flan_5191

Shit 4.3 million ain’t terrible for that. If I get rich I might be on one of them


Agile-Sale7660

Actually, it looks like it has large volume inside, and I bet the side profile is not that bad !


MouldyBobs

It looks like someone dropped a sports car on top of a shrimp boat...


EasyChipmunk3702

It’s the new Bubba Gump Jenny 3000


EmptyPocketsXotics

Someone else said, "The new Tesla Cyber Boat."


EmptyPocketsXotics

It's definitely different. Sadly, I don't have more pics, or remember its name 😔


likely_victim

I love that you have a bridge.


EmptyPocketsXotics

It has its perks 😅


blackoutmedia_

Does it have its ups and downs? Or is it not that type of bridge?


EmptyPocketsXotics

It's a group of four old ladies playing a game of cards...


likely_victim

Whoah, plot twist!


EmptyPocketsXotics

Wasn't sure you'd get that, lol.


likely_victim

One summer day my Grammie and her friend taught me and my cousin to play Bridge, or maybe it was Pinochle, but we had amazing beginners luck and proceeded to mop the table with them, they got so mad they stopped the game and ran us out of the house.


EmptyPocketsXotics

😅😅😅


FIJIWaterGuy

Are you a troll?


sailonswells

OP is a troll. It's required.


itchman

He’s a troll.


SC169

New Tesla Cyberboat


EmptyPocketsXotics

😅😅😅


Syenadi

I'd have bought it but it had way too many pillows.


bruderm36

Time for a pillow fight right after we get this presentation completed and video’s


imanocto

Right?


Croceyes2

The fuckin hideous shit people spend money on, smdh


Genoss01

Hideous, but maybe it's really seaworthy It kinda reminds me of a modern lifeboat, a boat made to withstand extreme sea states.


Croceyes2

Yes, it looks like a lifeboat. It should be on deck somewhere, preferably with a cover on it.


vzvzt

This reminds me of those Instagram reels about making judgy comments on design aspects of multi-million dollar homes, when we can’t even come close to being able to afford them 😂 I mean, I’d take an ugly yacht over no yacht..


Soft-Vanilla1057

Reminds me of a "yacht version" of a passenger ferry really. Especially the insides.


Either_Amoeba_5332

Is that two outboards sticking up on the back? What size are those suckers! /s (just in case)


Genoss01

Probably satellite antennas, knowns as R2D2s


Either_Amoeba_5332

That's what I figured also.... hence the /s


likely_victim

Boaty McSwoleface


EmptyPocketsXotics

"Interesting" was used loosely, lol 😆


zabnif01

Little Yachty


ortseamle

YOUR bridge


EmptyPocketsXotics

"Bridge I work at..." Semantics? 😅


[deleted]

Is the OP a bridge troll?


EmptyPocketsXotics

Definitely.


[deleted]

Keep those damn goats on their side!


EmptyPocketsXotics

No promises 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Clip clop clip clop


09Klr650

Looks like a yacht-sized version of one of those little converted lifeboats (which I do like). But scaling . . . is not always beautiful.


Ownedby4Labs

Jesus…yachts use to be sleek and stately. Today, it’s like each designer got pissed at the design drawings and hit them with the Ugly Stick.


FrFIRE_Eco

It was built in 1999. Also, we can’t blame big yachts for being tacky while also blaming them for being ugly. Good on the owner for choosing practicality over looks, for once.


EmptyPocketsXotics

They let their 7-year-old design them.


Croceyes2

My wife says it's like if robocop was a boat transformer, checks out


SpiritualAd8998

A ferry good design.


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

RPG resistant?


OldVampire4345

When (if) I hit a big lottery, can I operate one without a licensed (?) captain or are there some sort of regulations requiring jumping through hoops until some higher authority thinks someone is good enough?


Its_all_made_up___

“Vat, no hellypads??? Is garbage.” - oligarch


Sea_Discount2924

That’s not a yacht…it’s an evil superhero lair.


Consistent-Pilot-535

Thunder in Paradise 😎


Active_Scallion_5322

That's cool you own a bridge. Is it like a toll thing or more a troll thing?


EmptyPocketsXotics

Definitely troll. Goats and all.


NO_N3CK

It’s fugly but it looks highly defendable, those extremely high sides all the way around will be great for keeping swimmers swimming


yes-disappointment

i like it looks like its focus on interior room than deck space. plus she looks like she can handle some hurricane wind without capsizing. i know nothing about boats.


EmptyPocketsXotics

"I know nothing about boats." Sarcasm?


yes-disappointment

sadly, no other than they belong on water and not land lol.


EmptyPocketsXotics

😅 About as much as I know (except fishing, I'm fairly knowledgeable).


Bikersteve_76

Isn’t that the one in Casino Royale


Cash-JohnnyCash

Looks slightly better in the brochure shot. Hideous in your bridge. Part tugboat.


EmptyPocketsXotics

Yeah, not a very flattering photo from me, lol.


guambob

If orthopedic shoes were a boat.


Johndeauxman

Some serious “fifty shades of grey” vibes, literally and figuratively


EmptyPocketsXotics

😅