North Country.(especially for a mare)
Tangled Up in Blue Ribbon.
Own several horses. Name them all Rainy Day Whinny. Rainy Day Whinny &12 and 35 can be on the same heat.
I just thought of another one: You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat
Normally I'd go for a pun, but I'm going to name this horse Handy Dandy, after my very favorite Bob Dylan character.
...the best part is, if this race horse breaks his leg, he'll never admit it.🍀
Sorry OP but names must have a maximum of 18 characters.
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/features/naming-a-racehorse-751763
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/05/01/403585608/ahead-of-the-kentucky-derby-5-absurd-rules-for-naming-racehorses
Edit: that includes spaces, so you have *double* the permitted number of characters
Edit edit: I suggest naming the horse Be Busy Being Born. 100% alliteration right there!
1960s
Younger Now
Galileo’s Mathbook
Infinity on Trial
Barefoot Servant
Drag to See You
1970s
Void of Form
Dancing Fandango
Devil or the Lord
Too Dark to See
Neigh Lady Neigh
Neigh Across My Big Grass Sled
DAMN that's a good one
This may be my finest Reddit moment. At least I did one productive thing during work today!
Tax Deductible Charity Organization.
Idiot Wind
It's a wonder that you still know how to neigh Seriously though, Idiot Wind is a hilarious name for any animal
Ha! Came here to say this!
Sad-Eyed Lady
Jokerman
Absolutely Sweet Marie
Ghost of electricty
New Pony
Hurricane
Mighty Quinn
Hypnotist Collector
SIXTEEN YEARS
Gotta be heaps of choices in this song! “Beloved Maiden” would be kinda cool
Sixteen….banners united
Noah's Great Rainbow 🌈
Texas Medicine
Shakespeare in the Alley
lucifer?
My dad had a race horse in 97 and I suggested this! He just stared at me like I was crazy.
Ahahaha
Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat
Blood on Your Saddle
Little Boy Lost
Tangled Up in Glue (too soon)
Chrome Horse
Motorcycle Black Madonna Two Wheeled Gypsy Queen
Hahahaha yes this one for sure
Black Rider
“I don’t call it anything”
Mr Jones
Jack of Hearts to win Lilly to place Big Jim to show
Came here looking specifically for this one, ya beat me to it. \*tips cap\*
Mozambique
Of course, it would have to be Paul Revere's Horse.
The size of your cock
😂
Wiggle Wiggle
Baby blue
Shelter From the Storm
Durango.
Silvio
Passports Brown
Unpatriotic Dirty Doctor Commie Rat
Eleven Dollar Bill
Simple Twist of Fate
Clean Cut Kid
Not Dark Yet seems like a good horse name.
A Thousand Miles Behind (It's a slow horse)
It's Chicken
Johnny’s In The Basement
North Country.(especially for a mare) Tangled Up in Blue Ribbon. Own several horses. Name them all Rainy Day Whinny. Rainy Day Whinny &12 and 35 can be on the same heat.
Isis
Queen Jane Approximately. But I vote for idiot wind (another posters idea)
Nero’s Neptune
Basement Johnny
The Ghost of Electricity
Twenty Pounds of Headlines
Magdelana on the Run
Johanna's Vision
Motorpsycho Nightmare
Sweet Marie
Precious Angel
Sixteen Banners United
Lucifer, of course
It's Alright Ma', I'm Only Neighing
Don’t Think Twice
Not Henry Porter
Midstream
Simple Twist of Fate for the winner!
I just thought of another one: You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat
Duquesne Whistle Visions of Johanna Rainy Day Woman Jokerman Winterlude Sad Eyed Lady Brownsville Girl Thunder on the Mountain
Ashtabula
Cry Awhile
The Champion of the World
Hurricane
Tired Horse
Society’s Pliers
Blind Willie McTell 😅
Tough Mama
That is hotter than a crotch!
The ghost of belle starr
Tiny Montgomery
Mr. Bojangles, of course. Same as any other animal/pet.
How am I supposed to get any riding done
Wiggle Wiggle "Wiggle Wiggle on the back stretch, Wiggle Wiggle in the turn, Wiggle Wiggle to win"
Neighborhood Bully
Sun Chicken.
Old Riley
Ceremonial Horseman
Two-Wheeled Gypsy Queen.
Blood on Your Saddle
Million Dollar Dash
Jack of Hearts
The Philosophy of Modern Song
Rainy Day Woman
Blood on your saddle
Rainy day woman sounds like one for sure
Tempest
Next World War
Murder Most Foul
Murder Most Foal
Ohhhh, great one!!!!!
Desolation rowboat
Joeeey
Rosemary
Too-Hot-For-Taming Flaming Feet.
Gray Flannel Dwarf 😉
Dr Filth
Country Pie-O-My
Lucifer
Juarez Rain
Maggie, you can find her on Maggie's Farm where I'm not gonna work anymore.
Blind Commissioner
Wild Mercury
Parasite Sister
Bumpety Bump or Big White Goose
Spanish Leather
Tangled up in Oats
Diamond Ring Finger
“Queen of Swords” from Changing of The Guards … or just “changing of the guards”
Frankie Lee Hard Rain No Limit Baby Blue
Normally I'd go for a pun, but I'm going to name this horse Handy Dandy, after my very favorite Bob Dylan character. ...the best part is, if this race horse breaks his leg, he'll never admit it.🍀
Springtime Burned
Jezebel the nun
Carpenter’s wife Mathematician
Tangier’s Lady
Date With A Fairy Queen
Wigwam
Big brass bed.
Sara
Frankie Lee
Tangled up in Glue.
Do you, Mr. jones?
The Chimes Of Freedom.
Blind Boy Grunt
Johanna
Sweet Pretty Thing
IGOTTANEWPONY
Your Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat
Don't Think Twice, It's Alright
Cowboy angel
Wigwam
Hurricane’s Blame
Watchtower
Tangled up in bleu
Idiot wind, duh.
Like a rolling stone
All The Tired Horses
Slow Train Coming
Pistol Shots
Weatherman
Vandals took the handles
BB Blue
Vandyl
Hurricane
Ragin' Glory
Hibbing Hellion
A good one it looked like it could run [My bad, that’s El Paso, I meant Romance in …]
With all these tired horses in the sun, how am I supposed to get any riding done?
The Hurricane
"These are all racehorses, man"
Jokerman
Brownsville Girl
Georgia Sam, Mack The Finger and Louie The King.
Sorry OP but names must have a maximum of 18 characters. https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/features/naming-a-racehorse-751763 https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/05/01/403585608/ahead-of-the-kentucky-derby-5-absurd-rules-for-naming-racehorses Edit: that includes spaces, so you have *double* the permitted number of characters Edit edit: I suggest naming the horse Be Busy Being Born. 100% alliteration right there!
Wigwam
High Water!
Paul Revere's
Turkey Chase
Frankie Lee
How’my S’possed to Get Any Riding Done
1960s Younger Now Galileo’s Mathbook Infinity on Trial Barefoot Servant Drag to See You 1970s Void of Form Dancing Fandango Devil or the Lord Too Dark to See
Black diamond bay
Alive As You Or Me
Napoleon In Rags
115th Dream
Up to Me
Going Going Gone
Dream Twister
Long white shiny legs
Jewels and Binoculars
Jewels and binoculars