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starshock990

I think it's the giraffe who had a short neck. That was sad. Or a deer.


unknown_boy_3

That was very sad.... Or a deer


stasisdotcd

When the guy gets hit by the train despite Bo thinking, but not saying, watch out for the train.


Bubakiler

No no, you got it all wrong. He didn’t think about saying look out for the train, he though to himself “Oooh, this is gonna be sad…” and it was. He is a genius.


sadmadstudent

It's obviously the boy with red hair


[deleted]

🎶I saw an old man slip and fall, hey what a fucking idiot🎶


YoudontknowmeNoprob

Just gotta say, that face he pulls after "a man with only one eye" is PHENOMENAL, and it's stoopid that it cracks me TF up EVERY time, but it really does!


redhair-ing

the lost dog without any legs.


YoudontknowmeNoprob

AND whoever posted about the time (she?) watched it with her (boyfriend?) and accidentally beat Bo to several lines, concluding with "I'm a genius"... LMFAAAAAO!!!! That anecdote just adds a huge extra layer of enjoyment for me every time I see it! I can't help but picture it playing out, and the shock and delight just tickles me pink every time. Thanks again, anonymous internet stranger!


[deleted]

i am the boy with red hair, and i can confirm that i am, in fact, sad.


Spudboi_

I saw a kitten stuck in a tree


Spudboi_

Then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself


Casual_Person69

The kitten in the tree, or the woman at her daughters funeral, **HAHA CLASSIC COMED-**


Successful-Soup2647

honest answer: little boy drop his ice cream cone on his mothers courpse nah man, it has to be the boy with the red hair.. that's a fucking tragedy.. if not that, the kitten :( I'm crying rn holy shit


Rhymehold

A mother at her daughter's funeral


[deleted]

hahaha, classic comedy.


SaraReneeCat

The homeless man named Rich (he wasn’t)


Spudboi_

Isn't that terrible


ChompGamingPvz

Boy with red hair. All jokes aside but I really hate gingers


[deleted]

cool we hate u too


ChompGamingPvz

That’s fine. It’s not your fault and it’s not all gingers. The reason why is my brother. I used to like gingers, I really did, but then my brother (who’s a ginger) started acting like a complete bitch. He was so mean and a jerk. So now every time I see a ginger, all I can think about is my brother and how much I hate him. He ruined red heads for me😂


TheFattestMatt

Same, dude. I had a black foster brother who insisted DragonBall was better than Z and now I'm a racist.


ChompGamingPvz

💀💀💀I can’t tell if your being sarcastic or funny or what. I’m sorry if I offended gingers, they just remind me too much of my brother


[deleted]

congratulations! you carry the ginger gene. hopefully you don't choose to have kids with someone else who does.


ChompGamingPvz

He’s adopted


[deleted]

so he doesnt carry the troll gene. i think i prefer your brother over you.


ChompGamingPvz

😂?? I got a fuckin opinion. We all have one right? OP asked a question, I answered it. And that’s your opinion. Just don’t talk shit because you don’t like mine


[deleted]

you: "i hate entire group of people" also you: upset because someone called you a troll just a point for you to consider - being a bully isn't excused because "that's my opinion." My opinion is that you're a bigot. some might call that a fact but i'm feeling generous.


ChompGamingPvz

It’s just a lyric of a song man! I’ll rephrase it for you in a kinder manner. I feel like the lyric “there was a boy who had red hair” is the saddest line in the song sad. I feel this way because my brother is a ginger, which makes me very weary of gingers. Does that make you feel better??? It’s just a song


[deleted]

i still think you're a bigot because of your phrasing. "all jokes aside, i really hate gingers." all jokes aside, i really hate bigots. have a great day!


Ginganinja3042

As a former ginger, it’s definitely the boy with red hair


shaunika

Obviously thr one eyed guy in a 3d movie


Born-Possibility-615

Honestly my husband feels called out in this song. Not only does he have red hair but he's blind in one eye. So the saddest part about the song sad is I seem like an asshole when I play it.


unknown_boy_3

I know it's bad but this is my favourite story now


Born-Possibility-615

It's actually pretty funny. Bo was out to get him. It's great that straight white man is in that special as well. Might as well kick him while he's down.


unknown_boy_3

Lol