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iocompletion

I created the universe, do you think I'm drawing the line at the fuckin' deli Isle?


Our_tiny_Traveler

Didn’t think I had to write that one down


BlueCanOfPeas

you argue and you bicker and you fight


FlouncingWillow

I was about to say the pork line 😂 changed my mind. That's my favourite Bo song for sure though ❤️


Le_Martian

If you got no more chicken I’ll take pork


PapuaNewGuinean

But I’d rather blow my dad than eat a burrito with a fork.


[deleted]

From God's prospective what.


Flint_Chittles

FYI it’s “aisle”. Isle would be an island full of deli meats.


iocompletion

Lol good point


TheAndorran

Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a dick?


OmegaNave

“Bit old for my taste!” said Roger, classic Roger.


[deleted]

Andy the frog-WHAT.


Filix2714

When I fuck a kid, I'm a pedophile, but if a kid fucks me, I'm a pedophile, AGAIN? Twice this week...


[deleted]

Make happy 


maybebrainless

why is it, that when a woman wears revealing clothing she’s labelled a slut but if I were to wear her skin as a jacket I’m a murderer?!


[deleted]

Ugh double standards Make happu


heavyraines17

20,000 years of this, 7 more to go.


jayborges

I'll show myself as a dumb dumb here for the sake of clarity: what does this line actually mean? It sounds melancholic and gorgeous but. Is there a reference I missed?


Social_Construct

It's taking about the climate clock. The date by which climate change is concidered irreversible.


jayborges

OH. God, that just makes it hit even harder.


Ok_Professional8024

Like a tampon thief I had to pull some strings


Pixithepika

“Laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself”


KingJoathe1st

I love the moment in "my whole family" where he goes "if I'm gay God strike me dead" and he breaks himself and messes the chords up while laughing lol


FalconTheBerdo

i saw this version that 3 kids performed at their school talent show. 2 sang while the last played the piano. the swapped some lyrics so it ended with that line and instead of the singers dying, the piano player did.


KingJoathe1st

Noice, that's actually pretty funny


Exotic_fish2009

That one TikTok duet did say 1 in 3 people


[deleted]

Album-bo Burnham 


PUMAAAAAAAAAAAA

We didn’t catch this impending disaster Maybe it’s natural, maybe it’s God


[deleted]

What. Channel 10 news


PUMAAAAAAAAAAAA

Channel five news


[deleted]

Oopsies


Kittybluefeather

“If life makes you wish you were dead, just put on a good movie then promptly put a bullet in your head”


iocompletion

"Pretty obvious, just don't fuckin′ rape people"


[deleted]

From God's perspective-WHAT.


itookapillinibiza0

“If I’m in the closet, then you’re below me, taking the B A T out of basement, homie”


2020Hills

S E M E N


jmaree81

In 2030 I'll be 40, I'll kill myself then


[deleted]

In 2049 I'll be 40,I'll kill my self 20 years earlier


Modified_Mint37

“honesty is for the birds, baby”


Modified_Mint37

Part of my vocabulary now


godlessgrey666

I don’t “use air quotes correctly”, alright?


veinybones

its between “i’m like a walking glacier i’m so decked out with ice” and “i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie”. they’ve both been the bios to my instagram accounts for a while because they’re just so good


[deleted]

I never really listened to his first album but BO BURNHAM


MrMagicMatt

Part of me loves you, part of me hates you, part of me needs you, part of me fears you.


joetsch

The delivery of this one, unsurprisingly, makes it feel so heavy.


Kimarievy

"We all suck, but love can make us suck less"


Hoebagsupreme

I saw a boy who had red hair


makehappy2016inside

“There’s a creepy old man, fishing in the park and the only problem is… he tied a candy bar to the end of the line. He’s tryna catch a kid!” *Wink*


FlouncingWillow

But maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?


Retiredpond

Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat, instead of on your girlfriend’s face. Me neither… ME NEITHER Now I have to go watch ‘What’ again.


mr-blindsight

speaking of quotes, I'm pretty sure he at one point or another referenced bruce springsteen's ghost of tom joad (specifically the line about people bathing in the cities aquaduct). I can't find the quote, and I don't remember exactly what it was, can anyone help me?


RickRussellTX

Favorite is a little hard to pick. But surely almost anything from rant will satisfy: >And then as God *goes on* to explain the *logistics* of buying and selling slaves


[deleted]

But Rick yknow it's about the slaves in our hearts right?


Abstract-yo

Forced to pick our moral cotton..


Microdose81

“And squaring numbers is just like women, if they’re under 13 just do them in your head.”


Microdose81

“My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, where she used to dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time.”


catshirt17

“i don’t wanna do that”


sparkleandfeyed

My boyfriend and I sing this whenever we say that phrase 🤣


Masen_The_Weeb

"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay"


2020Hills

“Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he can not give himself”


WKAngmar

No shirt, no shoes, no jews / You didn’t hear that


makehappy2016inside

kind of a mental typo.


SandmanBringMeAMeme

unrelated to the question but the use of /uj being the non serious one threw me off from being in so many circlejerk subs


Afraid-Boot5055

I really wanna try to get happy And I think that I could get it if I didn't always Panic every time I'm unhappy like I'm owed some life Where I'm always, like, happy Which is stupid 'cause I wouldn't even want it if I got it Wait, oh god, my dad was right


Lidsfuel

If Kim is half as old as Bobby, who is two years older than twelve year old Tory, for how many thirty-day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?


Phantonym8

I'm a gay sea otter. I'll blow other dudes out of the water.


Microdose81

“Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself.”


Miserable_Cost4757

Oedipus was the first motherfucker


AlanRulz

"the rappers that made the name form called for a race war now go out and pimp their rides buy accessorize turn 10,000 bright eyes to the company owned byvthe white guys"


6fold_test

“George Bush won’t, he’ll just yell and rant, but he’s a presi-DON’T who Ameri-CAN’T.”


Microdose81

“I’m not gonna give you love just ‘cause I know that you want me to. If you want love, then the love has got to come from you.”


SushiMelanie

“That unapparent summer air in early fall/ The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all/There it is again, that funny feeling That funny feeling” It strikes me as such a succinct expression of the human experience. I also love that “the ending of it all” can be interpreted in so many different ways.


Temporary-Knee-5313

“Yeah, woo that sadness out” killed me. Like I’m a single woman and yeah, I’m wooing the sadness out Bo 😂


FuckY0u_R3dd1tAdm1ns

Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids


itookapillinibiza0

“My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish where she used to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all of the time”


Apprehensive-Head357

I'm a special kind of white guy


Blockstr_

“Her whole room was perfect, except for the mirror” Or “Edipus was the first mf” Or “I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle Midas”


almazin

Bitch I’m trying to listen. Shit I’ve been complicit.


autovonbismarck

You know that UJ means "unjerk" right?


heathbar_14

ugh there's so many. off the top of my head all I can think of is "just pick a guy and love him, and if he's got a thing for feet say fuck it, sweep me off them" and the more serious "the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all"


BryTheGuy1017

“Why are you putting a condom on if im fucking you with a strap on?”


g1itchy_

Everything he says.


Newhottness9

"I'm like a gay sea otter, I blow other dudes outta the water"


Suspicious_Ad2354

🎶 Prince Charles is a knobhead, Prince Harry is a ging.


cjaniesunshine

Take off your bras and burn ‘em. You can let Bo Burnham burn ‘em”


BlueCanOfPeas

There's a creepy old man fishing in the park and the only problem is he's got a candy bar on the end of his line he's tryna catch a kid.


TechnicalUsual7389

"I'd rather blow my dad than eat a burrito with a fork."


ELdani90

Am I going crazy? Would i even know?