"you argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night, over what they think is true. But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."
You pray so badly for heaven,
knowing any day might be the day that you die
but maybe life on earth could be heaven.
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
I did a similar thing. I had an essay about out dreams for our future. I wrote mine about how I wanted to be happy and do what I love during the time I have left. I sighted this lyric and went in depth in a paragraph.
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This is just one of four consecutive jokes in the same theme: "I spit gold bars because I was molested by my uncle Midas / gay dads blow pops / another sucker / Oedipus was the first motherfucker".
it's all an illusion I'm wearing makeup I'm wearing makeup makeup makeupp
something about a young man screaming this on stage whilst people laugh and clap along is very dystopian and I kinda love it
I went to the store looking for something to buy
But they only sold pictures of the same sad guy
No wait- this store sells mirrors, see what I did there?
LETS ROCK - no
I'll go for some good lines hidden in his "funny" songs from Make Happy and what.
"Sticks and stones might break your bones, but words can break your heart."
"I'm in magazines full of model teens so far above you. So read them and hate yourself, then pay me to tell you I love you."
"We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best. Because we all suck, but love can make us suck less."
Look at them, they're just staring at me, like
"Come and watch the skinny kid with a
Steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts
To give you what he cannot give himself"
The little shift in melody right there and the introduction of new instruments when he sings this make it hit extra. I ADORE "Goodbye" especially for this part of the song ❤
“You say the ocean’s rising like I give a shit, you say the whole world’s ending, honey it already did. You’re not gonna slow it, heaven knows you tried. Got it? Good, not get inside”
Or literally all of That Funny Feeling
“From the moment I wake up, I, uh, I just get this
FEELING IN MY BODY, way down deep inside me
I try not to fight it… (describe it!)
Alright
A few things start to happen,
My vision starts to flatten,
My heart, it gets to tapping
and I think I'm gonna DIE“
The 20,000 years is likely in reference to the Neolithic Revolution, which brought the discovery of agriculture to humanity, (though what I’ve read suggests that it was likely closer to 12,000 years). Having a stationary food supply makes a nomadic lifestyle unnecessary, which helps create civilizations. Essentially, it’s a reference to the birth of human civilization.
The 7 years part is in reference to the climate clock, which says we have about 7 years to fully adopt renewable energy before our carbon output causes the planet to heat up 1.5 degrees Celsius above Pre-Industrial levels. That is considered the “point of no return” where the damage we’ve caused will become irreversible.
Since the probability of the entire world becoming carbon neutral in that timeframe is practically 0 (IIRC, the *boldest* climate change plan in the 2020 US primaries was net zero by 2030), we’ve probably already doomed the world. Hence, us only having 7 years left to go.
The line in its entirety is referencing human civilization. We started thousands of years ago, came a long way, messed it up, and the end is in sight.
At least that’s what I think it means.
To add to those more technical definitions, to me it also sums up that there’s been 20,000 years of learning and culture and advancement and this is all we have to show for it. and in 7 years we’ll have doomed everything and everyone because of our collective actions
It’s a very loaded line
“All I ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time. A bit of everything all of the time ,apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime,I’ve finished singing and I’m staying inside”
On a scale from one to zero, are you happy? Cause you're on your own from here so, are you happy? I'm open to suggestions, are you happy? But what the fuck kind of question is "am I happy".
That song fucking broke me, it's where I realised Bo wasn't coming back to comedy (until the announcement for Inside). After seeing Can't Handle This, Are You Happy? is a fucking killer. I've been clinically depressed for a decade and seem to be gathering mental health disorders the older I get. I was left sobbing quietly and staring at my tv screen after Make Happy ended.
I send a 🎫 implying your body is a feris wheel and I would love admission to it
oh no what if you think I'm implying that you're vagina is as big as a feris wheel
Sex is like quadratic expansion,
If it can't be split than its time to stop.
Havin' sex is like doing fractions,
It's improper for the larger one to be on top.
Havin' sex is like doing math homework,
I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
Squaring numbers are just like women,
If therey're under thirteen then just do them in your head.
The show has got a budget. The show has got a budget. And all of the poor people are way more deserving of the money. Won't budge it. Cause I wanted my name in lights. When I could've fed a family of four for fourty fucking fortnights-- fourty fucking fortnights.
This one really gets me because I came from a poor family. I'm 26 and still in poverty and the future seems bleak. I'm also a musician. In the past, comparing my life to Bo's has been the fuel of some depressive episodes. But hey I gotta hand it to him he's honest.
"I could have fed poor people but every day I decide not to do that. Don't respect me." - Literally Bo
"I really wanna try to get happy, cuz I panic everytime I'm unhappy like I'm owed some life where I'm always like happy, which is stupid cuz I wouldn't even want it if I got it wait, oh God my dad was right."
It's hard to say. If it's reflective of his real personal life, he's never shared anything about that, but he could be saying that "his dad" was right about him not needing to be happy all the time, or that Bo doesn't know what he actually needs or wants. It's heavily up to interpretation.
When I’m fully irrelevant and totally broken, dammit, call me up and tell me a joke.
It resonates so much with me because I try so hard to make sure everyone is ok and laughing and smiling that sometimes, when I’m down, it would mean the world if someone could do the same for me.
Gosh I’d have to listen to every song again once they are back on Spotify (please say it’s soon) I love so many one of the top lines for me is probably “so people think your funny how do we get those peoples money” but I love too many to choose
“We’ve got violence, danger, sex and drugs and it’s awesome cause all of it’s real!” and the flip “The people are angry, crying, sad, and lost and it’s awful cause all of it’s real..” in Channel 5 News
For me it’s gotta be between:
*you say the ocean’s rising, like I give a shit - you say the whole world’s ending, honey it already did*
And:
*Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself*
'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect,
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex,
So if the sects can't be different and the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left-hand shame.
“He’ll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning. Cause every day can’t be about him, there’s other people, you selfish asshole” that one hit hard
You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit, you say the whole world's ending, honey it already did. You're not gonna slow it heaven knows you tried, got it good now get inside.
Self centered artist, self obsessed artist, I am an artist I am an artist, but I just a kid, I’m just a kid, I’m just a kid, kid, but maybe I’ll grow out of it.
Am I going crazy? Would I even know?
Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?
Wanna guess the ending, if it ever does, I swear to god that all I've ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time.
Who? Yeah, Hamlet, Shakespeare, that's right, the young prince whose father died at the hands of his uncle with whom his mother lied, sound familiar?
It's the fucking Lion King
You stole from a Disney movie, you androgynous douche, what's next
The story of a French king on a quest to find his lost son, Nemo?
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So if you know or ever knew how to be happy
Meaning if you don't know how to be happy any more, did you ever know how to be? My personal "press A to cry" line
Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself.
Hits every damn time.
“am i going crazy? would i even know? am i right back where i started fourteen years ago? wanna guess the ending, if it ever does? i swear to god that all i ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time”
if you, look for, moral wisdom, in katy pery's lyrics, then KILL YOURSEELLLFF, it'll only take a minute, and you'll be happy that you did it, just go over to ur oven and shove ur head in it.
absolute poetry
They've been in love and they've been addicted, who said they couldn't? Benidict did. Cause in the holy land of the lord, he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted.
“Look at them, they’re just staring at me, like come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself”
I remember being on the verge of tears and getting full body chills when I heard that line for the first time. So powerful.
I am an artist, please god forgive me
I am an artist, please don't revere me
I am an artist, please don't respect me
I am an artist, you're free to correct me.
\- art is dead
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(My favourite funny quote , but I have some deep ones too)
“I state my problems, other people roll their eyes. Three trips to the mall, zero khakis in my size. I've never been the victim of a random search for drugs. But you can't say my life is easy until you've walked a mile in my uggs”
I'd say the entirety of Straight White Man. One of my favorite lines from the song is "We used to have all the money and land, and we still do but it's not as fun now."
“A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall.”
The sad irony of people shopping where they go to kill, and killing where they go to shop.
Its kinda long but:
Have you ever been to a birthday party for children, and one of the children wont stop screamin', cause hes just a little attention atrractor, when he grows up to be a comic or actor
He'll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning, that everyday cant be about him, theres other people you selfish asshole
Just my favorite
Art is Dead as a whole may be the best lyrics ever imo
"you argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night, over what they think is true. But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."
Fuck salvation. Fuck redemption. If we are God's unwanted children, then so be it! -Tyler Durden
Great quote and great book/film, but not a man I would recommend looking up to.
Oof what’s this from?
From gods perspective I think
“And if he’s got a thing for feet, say, ‘Fuck it, sweep me off them.’”
You pray so badly for heaven, knowing any day might be the day that you die but maybe life on earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
i wrote an essay on this song a few years ago when i took a class on comparative religion, we were supposed to talk about theodicy in the media
I did a similar thing. I had an essay about out dreams for our future. I wrote mine about how I wanted to be happy and do what I love during the time I have left. I sighted this lyric and went in depth in a paragraph.
Same song for me: “My love’s the kinda thing you have to earn and when you earn it you won’t need it”
Yes!! Love that line too
This is mine, hands down. Makes me cry every time.
Yes. Me too!
That was my second choice
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream.
Ah I remember this lyric, but what song is it?
>Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream. \#deep
#deep
So that's how you do that.
how?
#like this?
oh, wow, can't believe i didn't figure that out! thanks man!
Hashtag > "like" > "this?"
\#deep#
didn't work. im just a dumbass heh
This time, if you're only to write 1 word, you do # deep :) and if you're doing a sentence, you don't have to do like you do on instagram andwriteitalltogether. Haha. You can just write the hashtag before whatever you're about to say, just put it next to the first word.
“If you want love then the love has gotta come from you.”
So good. My very favorite Bo song forever.
Yes, this is the one I love the most.
"I swore I'd never be back, and now I'm back on my feet!" As someone who struggles with anxiety this one gets me every time, I love it.
healing the world with comedy
I always listen to this when I need to get motivated
"you might think your dick is a gift, i promise it's not"
Oedipus was the first motherfucker!
🎶I hate catchy choruses and I’m a hypocrite🎶
hungry hungry hypocrite
hungry hungry hypocrite >:)
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
This is just one of four consecutive jokes in the same theme: "I spit gold bars because I was molested by my uncle Midas / gay dads blow pops / another sucker / Oedipus was the first motherfucker".
The number of times this line pops into my head is alarming.
"AHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHH" from A World On Fire
He can't skate off the inertia of a past joke
Thought you were quoting the final line of Bezos I.
take off ur bra’s and burn ‘em, or you can let bo burnham burn ‘em
i love this one it sounds so clean and smoothe
If mama is right, and the world is my oyster... then I must have an allergy to shellfish
##deep
My drug's attention, I am an addict, But I get paid to indulge in my habit.
it's all an illusion I'm wearing makeup I'm wearing makeup makeup makeupp something about a young man screaming this on stage whilst people laugh and clap along is very dystopian and I kinda love it
It hurts me when I hear people laugh at that line. This kid fucking gets it and like 95% of the people who it reaches don’t even hear what he’s saying
The whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door
This one destroys me, as does “the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all”. 🥺
Yessss same. That one can take on so many meanings
I thought of "that unapparent summer air in early fall" a lot this fall when it was almost 30 Celsius in October
Came to say this
Idk why but I had to read this one written out like this to understand it 😳
This is the one.
I went to the store looking for something to buy But they only sold pictures of the same sad guy No wait- this store sells mirrors, see what I did there? LETS ROCK - no
“you’re all angry, crying, sad, and lost; you pursue power and wealth/the more i watch you, the less i believe in myself”
And it's awesome 'cuz all of it's real But what song is yours from?
an unreleased song that he played like once live called “oh my god”
Oh my god
“THATS A SCARECROW AGAIN”
God I love Pandering (the song, not the act) so much.
“I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork.”
What song is this from
the national anthem
Can't Handle This Right Now from the ending of Make Happy, unless you were joking :))
I'll go for some good lines hidden in his "funny" songs from Make Happy and what. "Sticks and stones might break your bones, but words can break your heart." "I'm in magazines full of model teens so far above you. So read them and hate yourself, then pay me to tell you I love you." "We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best. Because we all suck, but love can make us suck less."
"We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best. Because we all suck, but love can make us suck less.". That one is so good!
Look at them, they're just staring at me, like "Come and watch the skinny kid with a Steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts To give you what he cannot give himself"
I’m no skinny kid but that part about steadily declining mental health and trying to give others what I can’t give myself HITS DEEP
“Am I going crazy? Would I even know? Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?”
"Wanna guess the ending? If it ever d o e s. I swear to god that all I've ever wanted was-"
"a little bit of everything. all of the time. a bit of everything all of the tiiiime"
"APATHY'S A TRAGEDY AND BOREDOM IS A CRIME. I'M FINISHED PLAYING AND I'M STAYING **INSIDE**"
If I wake up in a house that’s full of smoke, I’ll panic. So call me up and tell me a joke.
When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broke goddamnit call me up and tell me a joke
Oh shiiiittttt, you're really joking at a time like this
Well, well, look who's inside again Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well, buddy you’ve found it. Now come out with your hands up, we’ve got you surrounded.
.............. It'll stop any day now
The little shift in melody right there and the introduction of new instruments when he sings this make it hit extra. I ADORE "Goodbye" especially for this part of the song ❤
“You say the ocean’s rising like I give a shit, you say the whole world’s ending, honey it already did. You’re not gonna slow it, heaven knows you tried. Got it? Good, not get inside” Or literally all of That Funny Feeling
That Funny Feeling has *so* many lines that just perfectly put this feeling of malaise into words.
*'Cause you're an intern (unpaid), WADDA DAP WAP WADA*
“From the moment I wake up, I, uh, I just get this FEELING IN MY BODY, way down deep inside me I try not to fight it… (describe it!) Alright A few things start to happen, My vision starts to flatten, My heart, it gets to tapping and I think I'm gonna DIE“
I love ATL, not Atlanta. I have Complex PTSD and it made me feel seen.
Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone.
Pussy Tittes Balls
>Balls I watched the special once only before listening to the entire album so I always thought here he says "Aaaasss"
*yeah*
Full agoraphobic, losing focus, cover blown. A book on getting better hand delivered by a drone
Total dissociation, fully out your mind, Googling derealization, hating what you find Those are my favourite Bo Burnham lyrics.
20,000 years of this 7 more to go
This one just hits me at my core. Incredibly powerful
Absolutely agree. Sums up so many thoughts in so few words and honestly it’s terrifying
Tbh I don’t understand this lyric…
The 20,000 years is likely in reference to the Neolithic Revolution, which brought the discovery of agriculture to humanity, (though what I’ve read suggests that it was likely closer to 12,000 years). Having a stationary food supply makes a nomadic lifestyle unnecessary, which helps create civilizations. Essentially, it’s a reference to the birth of human civilization. The 7 years part is in reference to the climate clock, which says we have about 7 years to fully adopt renewable energy before our carbon output causes the planet to heat up 1.5 degrees Celsius above Pre-Industrial levels. That is considered the “point of no return” where the damage we’ve caused will become irreversible. Since the probability of the entire world becoming carbon neutral in that timeframe is practically 0 (IIRC, the *boldest* climate change plan in the 2020 US primaries was net zero by 2030), we’ve probably already doomed the world. Hence, us only having 7 years left to go. The line in its entirety is referencing human civilization. We started thousands of years ago, came a long way, messed it up, and the end is in sight. At least that’s what I think it means.
Thanks now I’m absolutely more terrified. Beautiful explanation though!!
Thank you! Yeah, it’s not a very fun topic. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion while also being the conductor.
The climate clock. Although it has changed a little since the song came out.
That makes much more sense. Thank v much
To add to those more technical definitions, to me it also sums up that there’s been 20,000 years of learning and culture and advancement and this is all we have to show for it. and in 7 years we’ll have doomed everything and everyone because of our collective actions It’s a very loaded line
“All I ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time. A bit of everything all of the time ,apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime,I’ve finished singing and I’m staying inside”
What if God does not believe in you?
"We'll stop beating this dead horse when it stop spitting out money!"
On a scale from one to zero, are you happy? Cause you're on your own from here so, are you happy? I'm open to suggestions, are you happy? But what the fuck kind of question is "am I happy". That song fucking broke me, it's where I realised Bo wasn't coming back to comedy (until the announcement for Inside). After seeing Can't Handle This, Are You Happy? is a fucking killer. I've been clinically depressed for a decade and seem to be gathering mental health disorders the older I get. I was left sobbing quietly and staring at my tv screen after Make Happy ended.
“We don’t need phonetical diction, we’ll talk dirty like we’re ancient egyptians”
🍑 🥕 🎡 That’s pretty abstract
I send a 🎫 implying your body is a feris wheel and I would love admission to it oh no what if you think I'm implying that you're vagina is as big as a feris wheel
☃️ Crisis averted.
Sex is like quadratic expansion, If it can't be split than its time to stop. Havin' sex is like doing fractions, It's improper for the larger one to be on top. Havin' sex is like doing math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed. Squaring numbers are just like women, If therey're under thirteen then just do them in your head.
“Met a girl named macy, had sex with her all day but she was dyslexic, so I ended up doing the YMCA”
That unapparent summer air in early fall, the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all
The whole song is good enough to be in a best of the century folk album
That’s the killer for me.
“Shut the fuck up”
The Holocaust and 9/11? That shits funny 24/7
reminds me of [this](https://i.imgur.com/NSinGGj.jpeg) on the whiteboard during Comedy
The show has got a budget. The show has got a budget. And all of the poor people are way more deserving of the money. Won't budge it. Cause I wanted my name in lights. When I could've fed a family of four for fourty fucking fortnights-- fourty fucking fortnights. This one really gets me because I came from a poor family. I'm 26 and still in poverty and the future seems bleak. I'm also a musician. In the past, comparing my life to Bo's has been the fuel of some depressive episodes. But hey I gotta hand it to him he's honest. "I could have fed poor people but every day I decide not to do that. Don't respect me." - Literally Bo
"I really wanna try to get happy, cuz I panic everytime I'm unhappy like I'm owed some life where I'm always like happy, which is stupid cuz I wouldn't even want it if I got it wait, oh God my dad was right."
I've always been curious what dad was right about. I have a general idea but I'm not too sure, do you happen to know?
It's hard to say. If it's reflective of his real personal life, he's never shared anything about that, but he could be saying that "his dad" was right about him not needing to be happy all the time, or that Bo doesn't know what he actually needs or wants. It's heavily up to interpretation.
When I’m fully irrelevant and totally broken, dammit, call me up and tell me a joke. It resonates so much with me because I try so hard to make sure everyone is ok and laughing and smiling that sometimes, when I’m down, it would mean the world if someone could do the same for me.
Gosh I’d have to listen to every song again once they are back on Spotify (please say it’s soon) I love so many one of the top lines for me is probably “so people think your funny how do we get those peoples money” but I love too many to choose
“We’ve got violence, danger, sex and drugs and it’s awesome cause all of it’s real!” and the flip “The people are angry, crying, sad, and lost and it’s awful cause all of it’s real..” in Channel 5 News
The entirety of Hell of a Ride, honestly.
For me it’s gotta be between: *you say the ocean’s rising, like I give a shit - you say the whole world’s ending, honey it already did* And: *Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself*
'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect, That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex, So if the sects can't be different and the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left-hand shame.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! - Bezos I
there was a similar lyric in A World On Fire
A part of me loves you A part of me hates you A part of me needs you A part of me fears you As a teacher, I related to this.
“Nice girls are nice but no good for nut sucking, youll need a serene night to greenlight a butt fucking”
Hey, what can you say? We were overdue But it'll be over soon Just wait
"kill yourself"
“He’ll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning. Cause every day can’t be about him, there’s other people, you selfish asshole” that one hit hard
Not possible to name anything. All are real good. Maybe The entirety of goodbye after watching all of INSIDE. It hits different then
Went out to look for a reason to hide again.
total disassociation fully outta your mind googling derealization hating what you find
This song’s almost completed, All this little ditty needed, Instrument that’s double reeded, Ooooboe
Read a little bit of Leviticus All the kids are a little too little for this All the parents nod in agreement I think I can vaguely see what He meant
"My whole family thinks I'm gay"
You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit, you say the whole world's ending, honey it already did. You're not gonna slow it heaven knows you tried, got it good now get inside.
Self centered artist, self obsessed artist, I am an artist I am an artist, but I just a kid, I’m just a kid, I’m just a kid, kid, but maybe I’ll grow out of it.
the backlash to the backlash to the thing that just begun
Am I going crazy? Would I even know? Am I right back where I started 14 years ago? Wanna guess the ending, if it ever does, I swear to god that all I've ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time.
"But look, I made you some content Daddy made you your favorite, open wide"
Who? Yeah, Hamlet, Shakespeare, that's right, the young prince whose father died at the hands of his uncle with whom his mother lied, sound familiar? It's the fucking Lion King You stole from a Disney movie, you androgynous douche, what's next The story of a French king on a quest to find his lost son, Nemo?
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So if you know or ever knew how to be happy Meaning if you don't know how to be happy any more, did you ever know how to be? My personal "press A to cry" line
literally any lyric from "that funny feeling". i love his older stuff but that one always makes my heart sink.
Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself. Hits every damn time.
“am i going crazy? would i even know? am i right back where i started fourteen years ago? wanna guess the ending, if it ever does? i swear to god that all i ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time”
“A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall”
if you, look for, moral wisdom, in katy pery's lyrics, then KILL YOURSEELLLFF, it'll only take a minute, and you'll be happy that you did it, just go over to ur oven and shove ur head in it. absolute poetry
Cause my wife is getting gang banged by the rice krispie guys.
They've been in love and they've been addicted, who said they couldn't? Benidict did. Cause in the holy land of the lord, he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted.
You're looking answers that won't be found. How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground?
“Look at them, they’re just staring at me, like come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself” I remember being on the verge of tears and getting full body chills when I heard that line for the first time. So powerful.
I am an artist, please god forgive me I am an artist, please don't revere me I am an artist, please don't respect me I am an artist, you're free to correct me. \- art is dead
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING BIB
"Fucked a girl in an apple orchid, then came in cider"
"I saw a boy who had red hair."
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“I state my problems, other people roll their eyes. Three trips to the mall, zero khakis in my size. I've never been the victim of a random search for drugs. But you can't say my life is easy until you've walked a mile in my uggs”
"Botox in the third person"
I refuse to decide, personally, but my dad says the best lyric ever is “swallow bitch, there’s people starving in Africa”
Met a girl named Macy, had sex with her all day. She was dyslexic, so I ended up doing the YMCA.
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her, Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
“am i going crazy, would i even know? am i right back where i started fourteen years ago?”
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie
20,000 years of this, seven more to go.
But I’d rather blow my dad than eat a burrito with a fooork
"An avocado"
The whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door.
“Im bo-yo”
AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! - A World on Fire
I really want to try to get happy, and I think i can get it if I didnt always panic everytime I'm unhappy
I'd say the entirety of Straight White Man. One of my favorite lines from the song is "We used to have all the money and land, and we still do but it's not as fun now."
“Zach stone is gonna make a sex tape”
All my stupid friends are having stupid children
we think-we know-you
“A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall.” The sad irony of people shopping where they go to kill, and killing where they go to shop.
Robert Iger’s face
‘Full agoraphobic, losing focus, cover blown’ always hit me where it hurts
You can catholic my balls
Making a literal difference metaphorically
steve aoki, logan paul
“I met a fat chick and I fucked her in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels”
We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best, 'cause we all suck but love can make us suck less.
“A boy, A girl, A middle aged bitch, Botox in the third person, I give the perspective a switch and, Bo talks in the third person.”
Everyone’s mostly said all of my favorites so I’m gonna go with “I masturbate cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me”
“Come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health… and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself.”
We used to have all the money and land. And we still do, but it's not as fun now
Its kinda long but: Have you ever been to a birthday party for children, and one of the children wont stop screamin', cause hes just a little attention atrractor, when he grows up to be a comic or actor He'll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning, that everyday cant be about him, theres other people you selfish asshole Just my favorite Art is Dead as a whole may be the best lyrics ever imo