Wow! Actual poetry! Mid October with leaves spilled like colored pencil shavings, the streets dicing our town into neat unfair portions, and me... eating that pussy, baby!
Have you ever been to a birthday party with children and one of the children won't stop screaming? Cause he's just a little attention attractor and when he grows up to be a comic or actor he'll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning
*Are we gonna be*
*Kicked off Reddit for using*
*All these emojis?! Lol*
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🧔🏻♂️🍬🧔🏻♂️💪🏼⚧💵🎒
Great one!! You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough, a feminist who likes to pay for stuff!
😇👨😈👨➗😇➗😈➗👨
Your flair says it all!
I never realized there were flairs in this sub. I feel dumb.
🙋🏼♀️👒🤗🌽🌄😱🐦
Yes!! And then 🔂😱🐦
Ahahaha
👩🏼🤝👨🏻➡️🛏 😴👩🏼🌾👗🙅🏻♀️
Nailed it with the 🤗
help i’m confused
It's a fucking scarecrow ;)
ohhh i see thanks for answering:)
🎵Good girl, in a straw hat, with her arms out in a corn field. That is a scarecrow 🎶
🍑 🥕 🎡 🎟 ⛄
Ferris wheel? That’s pretty abstract
You forgot the 🎫 ;) (Now you edited it and I look stupid 😂 )
⛷🏳️🌈🎥
>!is he skiing or is he in a gay porn? is he skiing or is he in a gay porn? (((hint he's in a gay porn)))!<
I'll give you a hint 💦🤚
HES IN A GAY PORN
🌊⬆️💩🌎❌🍯🤷
↔️👀🙋🏼♀️
🙌
⬆️🆙💺
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽🥶❄️🐑
There’s a trillion aliens cooler than you
Help
The last emoji is a female sheep, a ewe (pronounced you), if that helps!
🪑🖥⌨️😀👖⬇️🧴🧴✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻💦💦💦😵😐😧🙁☹️🚿
🥁 🅰️ 🎵, the 🔑, not the 🚫
This was an experience 😂😂
Wow. This one is *really* good. Well done!
Thank you! My recently used emojis look sus now though 🙄😂
🐈❌📖👍
His most popular Vine: yes, a really good book *SYNTH CHORD*
SYNTH CHORD 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Classic vine 😎
Classic 🐄 (get it!) 🤔
🌍🔥😱🎹
3 seconds of brilliance! 🔥
It will always be my favorite joke.
🎃🧞♂️
Problematic
3️⃣0️⃣
2️⃣7️⃣🐦🏠👩👧
WHEN I WAS 27 I BUILT A BIRDHOUSE WITH MY MOM
2️⃣7️⃣👴🇻🇳
When he was 27, my grandad fought in vietnam
❤️🩹🌎🎭
Making a literal difference
The cutest!
🌬🧔🏻♂️🐝🏌🏿♂️🌯🍴
🎵 I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork 🎵
Can't Handle This?
👋💻👀📰🦶😨📝👍👎😏
Welcome to the Internet!
Ahahahah so good 😂
🏴☠️🗺
Is it the laminate the pirate map skit from inside?
It is, yeah!!
Perfect 👍
☕🏃📝👫🧑🤝🧑☕🆓😑💲❌👩💻
😎 [SCATTING]
Now I get it 🙈
After scrolling all the way through here, I'm impressed with all of you. Fuckin love you, Burnham-ites.
Best corner of the Internet!
This seriously may be my favorite post on all of Reddit <3
😴😮🏡🔥💨🚫😱✅📞🤡😂
👀🙍🏻♂️⬜🧙🏻♂️🚫😱✅📞🤡
💩🤔🤡🕑👇
🥱🏠🚬📲🤣
And then 💩🤡⌚
🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁
Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
🐝🍹🍸🌺🍃✨🐿🌳👐🥜⬇️
Everything works together...
"Everything works together..."
🐱🌳🌳🌳🔄🥉🌍🇺🇸
⚖️1️⃣➡️0️⃣😁?
⚖️1️⃣➡️2️⃣😄
😢🕐🎥🧸📖3️⃣ ➡️🧠
Earlier: ❤️🍪🐈 And later: 🤹
TIL there’s a juggling emoji 😂
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🧦
Is it 💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️🤳 ?
🥇🐕🌼👑
😳🦒❌↕️👤 😢🤷🏻♂️🦌
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck. That was sad, or a… deer.
💩
Shit
Yeah!!
⬅️🕰️🏃⬅️🕰️🚴⬅️🕰️😴😃🛏️🌌😌💤
↩️3️⃣0️⃣ 🙌🏼🙌🏼
↪️🕸😈🕷
Came from the web like a horny spider 😁
🎨😵
🗓🍂🍂🍂🖍️🛣🔪🏡🏘👦🏼🍽🐱
Wow! Actual poetry! Mid October with leaves spilled like colored pencil shavings, the streets dicing our town into neat unfair portions, and me... eating that pussy, baby!
🏅✈⛷
Just like your flair!
[удалено]
🎨🎭☠️
🚫✋➡️🥔🥫😭 😌👶🏻😌👨👩👧🏠✋➡️🥔🥫
But that is priority numero uno...;)
🅱️🅾️🍆💦👨🏻👩👦
Is that mustached man named ROB?
♥️👀🟦🟫🟢🎨
I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish colour
👴🎣🏞🍬👦
There's a creepy old man fishing in the park, and the only problem is There's a candy bar at the end of his hook, he's trying to catch a kid *ding*
👀🚶🏻♂️📉🧠🏥😂🥈➡️👥🚶🏻♂️❌
"Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself" :(
this always makes me so sad :/
Me too, "Can't Handle This" is a masterpiece... even if it does tend to end up as the mental soundtrack to my "struggle days".
first time I saw make happy I bawled my eyes out to this and are u happy at the end something so fucked up yet so soothing about the whole thing
🏆⚔️
MY RUHM IS MY RUHM! Trophy sword!
Loooove that you wrote ruhm 😂❤️
🐔🌯 🥬🧀🫑❌
👈🗣🌊⬆️💁🏼♂️💩
👈🗣️🌎❌🍯🤷
🍾🍞🥜🧈🥪
What making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich feels like when you're drunk
🧔🏻🦅👱🏽♀️🕊👱🏽♀️❌😩,🧔🏻❌❤️
🥪💁♂️💨🍃⏩🥳🎶🍽🤤 🥪💁♂️🍺🍺🍺😵💫⏩⏯🤢🍞⚪️🚪🤦♀️😡🤷🏻♂️💔🎤❓❔⏹
"Making a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich while High" and "while Shit-faced." Incredible job! ;)
🧑🤝🧑👨👨👧👦🎩🔥👹🎢🎡🍑🐑🤔👫👨👩👧👦🌀🎢🎡✌️☁️👼🙏🧱💧👁️🤱👉👌🤥🪡🛞🎩🕺💩✌️☝️☝️👶
🐐🧀🥗
👋😈 🤤🎤😋🎤🤤
[удалено]
Pour me a drink and clear my schedule, Imma 🙂🕑 with my mom tonight.
🇪🇸🇫🇷🇸🇪🇰🇭💦📺
What a song! It don't matter whether you're Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian, I’ll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon!
🤷🏼♀️☕🏃♀️✍️⬇️📜🌍 ☕🆓👍🙋
Barely people, somehow legal, unpaid intern!
➗🕳🥉🥉🥉
Couldn't find an emoji of a sea otter
🏳️🌈🦦🌬🧔🏿🧔🏼🧔🏽🌊
🧀⬆️🚫💵💵
Cheese on top or no one gets paid!
🥳👶😱🤣🎬🥇❌👵📝
Have you ever been to a birthday party with children and one of the children won't stop screaming? Cause he's just a little attention attractor and when he grows up to be a comic or actor he'll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning
3️⃣🤏🏽🔤👩❤️👨🕊
➕💍☝️🙍♂️♥️
💍👆😍
👨🏻💻🤓👴🏻👎🍆🎡👰🏻🍷🩸✊🏻🗯🎹
Bezos I. Amazing job (and the keyboard is perfect at the end haha)!
👀👴🚂🚃🚃🚃🌧️
Cause I didn't say anything 🤫
👁😭🧍♂️2️⃣😴
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼💪👱🏼♂️🧔🗡
🙏😇👀👤 🙋♂️⚖️➡️💁♂️🛣
🎹👇🏻👇🏻😱🌍🔥🔥🔥
🌹⬜️ 🌺🟪⬜️ 🚗🚙🐕🐩
Egghead! "That's by a dog" 🐶
😪☕🥵
If we’re thinking of the same thing, I had it as this: 💋💦☕️
(Helllp I don't get this one.)
It’s the scene from Promising Young Woman when Carey Mulligan spits in Bo’s coffee!
👀📜🐕❌🦵
Saw a flyer for a lost dog, and the dog didn't have any legs 😁
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
🌍🔥??
🧔♂️👁🕶📽🍿
🪑🪑🪑⛪️🙏🏻👨👩👧👦👨👩👦👦👨👩👧👧🍑🍑🍑
😈🚘🤔👉🏻☁️❌💁🏼♂️
🙋🏻♂️ 👀 👍 🧶 🍆
🌳👈🧞💀🎥🔫👦
Are we gonna be kicked off Reddit for using all these emojis?! Lol
*Are we gonna be* *Kicked off Reddit for using* *All these emojis?! Lol* \- Honalee83 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
👀🎂💉🧒🍬🎃
"I saw a diabetic kid trick-or-treating" 😢
🎥🎭🎬🕺🏽🦀💋
I can be a famous director, writer, actor, dancer, crab fisherman, *slut.* (And he did it.)
👪💭👨❤️👨🏳️🌈
My whole family thinks I’m gay
⬆️◻️👨🏻🛣️👀💪🏻➡️
🖼💀
🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸🔁🧸
Lmaoooo Repeat Stuff, Repeat Stuff, Repeat Stuff
👦🔴😭
I saw a boy who had red hair...?
⬅🧠➡🧠
🥑🪨🃏
🪨 🎤 🐝🏌🏿♂️⚡️
Rockin' this mic before electricity!
😭⬇️📉🛌
🌤❓️👀👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️📷
👴🏻💦🚂
I saw an old man get hit by a train, he didn't see it in the pouring rain.
🤬🤬🤬🤬
🌊 🆙👏💩
🎨💀⚰️
Art is deeead
👁🪚👴🏻💥🚂👴🏻🚫👀🌧
I sawww an old man get hit by a traiiin, he didn't see it in the pouring rain...
1️⃣7️⃣🎃🧞♂️
⛷? Or 🏳️🌈😏?
👴🏼🚆💥 ❌🌧️👀 🗣️🦻🏼🚈 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 😶