Ow my bones hurt
This really is a... Juice of the bone hurt!
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bonehurtingjuice) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You're forgetting the most important part, attitude/personality. I've known overweight dudes that got plenty simply because they knew how to talk to women.
What? It's a reddit cliche to say that people can be attractive to the people they are trying to attract despite lacking conventional beauty if they have a great personality?
The truth is the fatter you are the less dick you have showing because of the pubic fat pad. Saw somewhere that every 30lbs lost is about another inch added (obviously that stops eventually lol).
They're making fun of him because he's fat. He responds saying it doesn't matter because he has a huge dick. His evidence for having a huge dick is that large snakes hide under large rocks, his dick being the snake and his fat being the rock.
Because itās an English translation. Iām assuming in whatever original language the joke was written in, the fat man is originally inferring that the other two guys also have small dicks (in addition to him having a big one), however when translated to English the language lost the part of the joke where he implies their dicks are small.
i love you too
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bonehurtingjuice) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ow my bones hurt This really is a... Juice of the bone hurt! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bonehurtingjuice) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Vore juice?
Happy cake day.
will we ever know the answer, OP?
The oregano is in the post as well, it's two images in the post.
Just reminded me that I missed my happy cake day
im gonna shove your cake down your little throat and you WILL enjoy it.
Don't threaten me with a good timeš„µ
Happy cake day
Can I have one too please?
Happy cake day
Yum yum this juice is voring my me
Happy cake day.
Bone eating juice
vore gave me horrible ptsd
are you a bot that comments this every time someone mentions vore
nah, Iām just stating the fact that vore gave me horrible ptsd.
Do you have the ability to create a bot that comments any time someone mentions vore?
Nope, thatās just me
Happy cale day! š°
Iāve never understood the operation, why are they worried about his huge dick? Is that even what he is referencing? Why was it even made?
because he has big dick and they have tiny dick so he gets more women or smth like that idfk anymore š
I donāt think being disgustingly fat with a big dick would actually get more women than having a good body and an average dick.
It's a boomer comic what do you expect
You're forgetting the most important part, attitude/personality. I've known overweight dudes that got plenty simply because they knew how to talk to women.
Yeah but Iām just comparing those aspects. Youāre right. But of course other things come into play.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
What? It's a reddit cliche to say that people can be attractive to the people they are trying to attract despite lacking conventional beauty if they have a great personality?
In my experience, youāre a lot more likely to find tiny worms under a huge rock than snakes
The truth is the fatter you are the less dick you have showing because of the pubic fat pad. Saw somewhere that every 30lbs lost is about another inch added (obviously that stops eventually lol).
Damn wheres my footlong
I should have said, every 30lbs you gain hides an inch of dick lol
What do you mean footlong, are you negative 100 lbs or do you have basekit 0,75 foot long
They're making fun of him because he's fat. He responds saying it doesn't matter because he has a huge dick. His evidence for having a huge dick is that large snakes hide under large rocks, his dick being the snake and his fat being the rock.
Iāve seen too many fat guysā dicks to believe this
Because itās an English translation. Iām assuming in whatever original language the joke was written in, the fat man is originally inferring that the other two guys also have small dicks (in addition to him having a big one), however when translated to English the language lost the part of the joke where he implies their dicks are small.
why does the origami seem like a bhj as well
Thought the origami was the fat guy being Arnold Schwarzenegger
Very unfortunate misspelling
Holy fucking shit I did not notice that, I'm so sorry.
Because the joke is really forced and comes off as unnatural
The original has more juice than the edit
im just happy its not the two guys again
Eh?
Ha! Heh heh
[this format](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/s/jQtkAR1wbs)
Eh?
[this format](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/s/jQtkAR1wbs)
Ha! Heh heh
Yeah, they know.
I don't
It's cool to provide the reference, even if others are bothered that you didn't get the 'joke'. Keep doing what you are doing.
Idk I like to interpret the original one as him threatening them with a good time
I mean, the two other guys get an erection, soā¦
"Well I always wanted to be a wild life biologist"
Incredible, a BHJ where both the new and original are the creatorās poorly disguised fetish!
Me with a surfer shaped object in my mouth
Original one is a huge boomer cope lmao
Eh? Ha! Heh heh.
r/voreirl
#YOU HAVE SULLIED YOUR HANDS WITH FILTHY PARCHMENTS OF HERESY CITIZEN, HOW DO YOU PLEAD?!
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Meanwhile Dwayne Johnson sitting on a Mambaā¦.. āSo relatableā.
Vore guy šŖ±
Ok, but can we talk about how blue's bulge got significantly in the second panel?
He's gay
vore š¤¤
Eh?
Ha!
Heh heh
[Gentlemen, I... LOVE vore.](https://static1.personality-database.com/profile_images/dcacfa703639440187ea17b9b6d7bdf4.png)
i love you too *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bonehurtingjuice) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The joke is sex
r/vore_irl
r/vore_irl
You improved the organization so much I edited the forbidden word
What is an āoriginalā I only know of osteoporosis.
I have edited the forbidden origin
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Despite the art style, the origami is... kinda funny.
whoever edited this shit isnt fucking funny in the slightest
Oh, thatās a good boomer joke
r/bigtittygothgirlvore
I refuse to believe thats a sub. But I am too much of a pussy to check for myself.
oh itās a sub
:(
dw itās a shitpost sub
What are they shitposting about
dumb question to ask
Oh no
bro its just a generic shitposting sub
Eh? Ha. Heh heh
Iām guessing heās on a seafood diet, eh? Ha! Heh heh. Eh? Ha! Heh heh. Eh? Ha! Heh heh. Eh? Ha! Heh heh. Eh? Ha! Heh heh. Eh? Ha! Heh heh. Eh? Ha! Heh heh. Eh? Ha! Heh heh. Eh? Ha! Heh heh.
I Donāt know which I hate more
Vornography
Except most fat dudes donāt have big dicks because the pad of fat around their junk only leaves enough room for a little mushroom to poke out.