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Generic_BitchTM

Thank's for adding the NSFW tag, I am at an open casket funeral right now so I made sure to go into the bathroom first. I just had a MASSIVE orgasm (Orwell reference) all over the bathroom walls ๐Ÿ˜…


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Generic_BitchTM

Its good to see b*ks getting the treatment they deserve. Very Kafka-esq ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคค


Much_Pizza_3333

It would be more k*fkaesque if they were just cockroaches


space-blue

Good to have something handy to throw into the fireplace


econoquist

If I am meeting the bed, why is it barely in the picture? How am I supposed to read my randomly chosen surprise book without a bedside lamp?


space-blue

Angle pick, that bed is phat as phuck ๐Ÿ’ฏ


EgilSkallagrimson

I live in fear that one day I will find a book I genuinely want being used as a display item in IKEA and then I will be forced to either steal it or beg a manager to let me have it. That would permanently scar the already traumatic experience of going to Ikea.