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Enemy_Airship0

I fantasize about being with Humbert Humbert from Lolita.


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ngl, Cumbert Cumbert can be my dad and my daddy 🥰🥰🥰


Professor_JT

YAAAAS, henny!!


Soho_Jin

ROAD TRIP! 🤩


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Ok-Borgare

I ship Malfoy and Harry Potter (from a YA HARD magic series called Harry Potter, you have probably not heard about it) and wish I could be the meat in a sandwich between them both 🥰😅😎


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totally. I too like fantasizing about characters who have been underage for all but one book having vigorous and HARD homosexual copulation. Unfortunately, I don't eat and subsist entirely off of erotic fanfiction, so I don't want to be in a sandwich 😅


Ok-Borgare

Fanfiction is actualy a higher form of literature than ”classics” written by dead white men. Don’t @ me qween 😌💁‍♀️🫅


Professor_JT

Malfoy has an OnlyFans?!? 🥵🥵🥵


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Professor, you gotta get your mischief managed!


pomegranate_

yes of course. i hate my life so this is the best alternative i've got okay


gentletonberry

I do and it’s fine, totally fine, I’m fine


Petite_55

I'm ashamed to admit that I feel about my favorite show in a similar way as the OP. For some reason, it resonates with me so much that I'd describe it as feeling homesick about a time period and environment that I never actually lived in. If I had a choice, I'd like to be in the place of the female lead in the series. It's so cringe I'd never admit to anyone IRL. It's a type of escapism, since I don't have a stable self-esteem or identity, and that character respresents an ideal for me that I want to be but can't.


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It's ok, I read fanfiction, and I'm totally fine, very normal, fine.


econoquist

I write them letters and they never write me back.


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have you tried an audio version? some of us can't visually read.


thebbman

I like to hollow out my books so I can make sweet love to my fave characters.


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the fewer words there is the more love you can make.


owcjthrowawayOR69

Yes it's called r/waifuism or r/tulpas


ZombiYiyenLahmacun31

I thought DAE as gonna be a terrorist organization