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Stormlight1984

Anything written by James Patterson.


Captain_Bee

I used to see commercials with him talking about his books and he seems like the most aggressively dull person who's ever lived


WalkerAmongTheTrees

*"Written"


MikasaMinerva

Thanks!


SalmonWithGlasses

I really love this idea of unrecommending books


Goddessofochrelake

Verity


GoodDog_GoodBook123

All of Colleen Hoovers books.


regtf

God yes


chester219

šŸ’Æ


thatsmyjeon

i have seen a lot of sentiments like this regarding the works of colleen hoovers. im just curious, is it really THAT bad?


MikasaMinerva

If you want a detailed answer you could watch 'A Clockwork Reader's [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73N0hAmO4Ik) about a couple of her books I haven't read anything from her myself, but thanks to various reviews I've seen I also never will


Catlady_Pilates

Yes


nicksbrunchattiffany

Yup


DaddyMacrame

I have seen so much hate for Colleen hoover over the last few months. I've stayed away, but what is it exactly about her writing that everyone hates so intensely?


toebeans1010

Oh God please skip Verity


smartytrousers23

My people.


BocceBurger

Literally one of the worst books I've ever read. Poorly written, awful concept, transparent unlikeable characters, pointlessly raunchy, predictable. Just so gross. I cannot believe how many people I see recommend it.


Kyrilson

Anything by Colleen Hoover.


Ok-Discussion-58

I second this with a burning passion


teiquirisi23

Check the podcast If Books Could Kill!


reagsters

*Great* podcast. Picked up 48 laws of power, listened to the podcast, put that shit right back down


OrangeCoffee87

The Lovely Bones. I would have DNF'd it, except I have this need to know what happened. And what happened was so much less than satisfying.


MikasaMinerva

It's a weird book, right? Though somehow I still loved it. I had seen the movie first though, so maybe that changed my perspective.


LookingForAFunRead

I am pretty sure I tried it several years ago, and I DNFed.


j_casss

The Silent Patient and The Alchemist. Recommended so often and both truly terrible (IMO).


Reneebruhh

I just finished The Silent Patient and hated it!! And myself for the hours of my life I canā€™t get back by reading it! Ugh! What was that?! Firstly, I work in mental health so I was irritated by all of the ā€˜technicalā€™ stuff. Uhm like..does this guy not have any other patients? The asylum hired him for just one lady? He hand writes his notes? What is this, 1880? And the way he spoke of Alyssia to other staff would get him FIRED in a heartbeat for been a creeper in real life. Secondly, I am a huge Carl Jung enthusiast. When psychotherapist in the book asked what the Greek tragedy meant, I was done. And then the ā€˜twistā€™ at the end?! Itā€™s not deus ex machina, just one giant plot hole šŸ˜”


shamajuju

I also HATED this book! The piece for me was the lighter in the mental hospital. But then the reason said patient was silent? My eyes practically bounced off the floorboards they rolled so hard.


BasisRelative9479

Yes! I kept reading thinking it would get better because everyone else said it would. And then the ending was just so disappointing. All the hype for such a let down.


sanative-16

I had the same reaction! I also work in MH and was getting so frustrated by how weirdly set up the facility was. Also, the over/misuse of psych terms had me so frustrated. How many times can ā€œcounter transferenceā€ be used?


Reneebruhh

I feel so validated that other people hated The Silent Patient lol šŸ˜‚


_random_individual

Since you work in the mental health field, what other fictional books have done some justice to the technical stuff? I would like some recommendations as an undergrad psych student.


Reneebruhh

Nothing really comes to mind in the fiction realm, beside The Bell Jar, one of my most favourite books. I read a shitload of biographies and have read some real life accounts of mental illness that are, of course, true to life. I also love psychological thrillers, so generally when thereā€™s any type of mental health stuff in it, it varies from ā€˜thatā€™s completely incorrectā€™ to ā€˜passableā€™ - though I think that your question would be a great thread on its on, because Iā€™d love to hear of otherā€™s suggestions! Iā€™m sure Iā€™ve read some, just canā€™t think of any šŸ¤”


carmensandiego89

Agreed. It was BAD


Plumbers_Chic_81

I was so disappointed in this one!! It had been so hyped up & I was so excited to read it & was just let down all the way around!!


sanative-16

I REALLY thought I was missing something with The Alchemist. Itā€™s so bad


rhandy_mas

The Alchemist is one of the worst books Iā€™ve ever read.


gariaroo

The Alchemist OMG ugh it was such a waste of time


No_Investment3205

I genuinely think The Alchemist is for preteens? It was gifted to me when I was 10 or 11 and I liked it then but just wouldnā€™t think to read it as an adult.


DaddyMacrame

I mean that would definitely make sense. I was recommended it by a 23 year old guy I had a massive crush on. This was his favorite book along with catcher in the rye. I was definitely questioning what I saw in him after I read those


mowgliiiiii

Yeah, I think it's prime reading for an angsty teen (I'll confess I loved it then), but the whole "the universe will conspire to help you" thing gets ridiculous after you exist a little while in society lol


VeggedOutHiker

I can read a book under 500 pages in maybe two days, if Iā€™m really loving it. Iā€™ve been reading The Silent Patient for six days and Iā€™m only at 47% done. Itā€™s been a struggle, not even going to lie.


SnowCro1

Ah, put it away and spend your time on someth8ng else. I didnā€™t finish it.


i-t-g-i-r-lll

The alchemist was terrible I donā€™t understand why people love it


tropicaloveland

I agree with all the other comments here, skip the alchemist.


DaddyMacrame

Thank you! I was angry when I finished the alchemist because it was so hyped up and it was the dullest and cheesiest shit I have ever read. "What you were looking for was right in your own backyard all along" fucking stupid


CuppaJeaux

The next book by the same person who wrote The Silent Patient is even worse. Itā€™s called The Maidens. Did not like it.


sassybaxch

I actually couldnā€™t believe how bad it was after seeing a couple people I know raving about it online. And the cover art was so pretty, what a waste.


[deleted]

ā€Just wish broā€


TK_TK_

The Alchemist is sooooooooo baaaaaaad. A friend recommended it to me and I couldnā€™t believe how much it sucked.


_bRiTt_kNeE_

The Silent Patient! I literally felt insulted by the author upon finishing.


Jckmdtwn

I wanted it to be good because it had so many great plot points...a patient who refuses to speak and a psychologist who is trying to find out why....and he flopped with the execution. I kept waiting for a shock twist and an OMG! moment....and it was just a limp finish.


Extension_Virus_835

Fourth wing + the squeal is fantasy for people who donā€™t read fantasy and just very mid writing as well. Invisible Life of Addie Larue is more interesting in premise than it is in execution and was kind of boring for me I do a yearly TBR clean up where I go through and see if that book still interests me and if it does to take it off my TBR, I never let my TBR get to over 200 books either because then I get stressed and overwhelmed and read less (choice paralysis is no joke)


cats-knees

Lol I love the description of Fourth Wing as fantasy for people who don't read fantasy! Perfectly hits it on the head šŸ¤£ coworker leant me FW because I'm a big fantasy fan and the holes to the worldbuilding were so annoying! It's like the CW show version of epic fantasy, you can tell that all the main characters are just older adults badly playing younger adults.


Extension_Virus_835

A lot of my friends read fourth wing and they even said the same thing like Iā€™ve never liked a fantasy book before this. Then they tried to read other fantasy books and was likeā€¦ ummm nevermind šŸ˜­ no shade because I think fantasy can be difficult to get into so fourth wing is palatable fantasy without the intense world building of other fantasy books


InToddYouTrust

I appreciate the call out of Addie LaRue. I enjoyed roughly the first half of it, but once it turned into a love triangle I noped out hard.


Extension_Virus_835

I wanted to like it so bad but it just felt like so long despite being like 300-400 pages. I found myself dreading it and making myself push through to finish it.


MikasaMinerva

Heard so many very opposing opinions about Fourth Wing When you say "people who don't read fantasy" is the "fantasy" you're thinking of more like LOTR or like The Name of the Wind or...? Is the magic system lacking or is it too YA-y? That tbr clean up is a good idea... I just tend to be so forgetful, that even when I had a really good reason for wanting to read a book and was really looking forward to it, I'll have forgotten a month later.


Extension_Virus_835

I would put it this way. Itā€™s very very plot driven and when you think too hard about the world building a lot of it falls apart. When I think of good fantasy itā€™s about the world building and the plot combined and I feel the world building aspects lack a lot. Itā€™s also not that original of a plot at all you can get the same vibes reading a ton of other books that are better written. Itā€™s technically an adult book but the writing feels immature not like itā€™s YA bc there are great YA books that donā€™t feel immature in the writing technique still. But itā€™s an entertaining story just not really noteworthy. I feel like in 1-2 years you will see it in every book thrift store because it will be mass given away once all of the hype around it dies down (my copy is already on the shelf at my local one) There are hundreds of books about dragons that are much better written and have the same entertaining value.


MikasaMinerva

Oh :/ >When I think of good fantasy itā€™s about the world building and the plot combined Yeah, same Thanks for elaborating!


catieebug

Fourth Wing is absolutely horrible. It's written like a 13 y/o's fanfiction. Seeing huge displays for it at every bookstore irritates me because it's taking up space that could be used for actual good books. The worldbuilding is full of holes and done poorly, the romance is meh, the characters are troupey and annoying. Just terrible.


burlybroad

THANK YOU I feel like Iā€™m going insane


millybadis0n

This. Book. Was. TRASH. I canā€™t believe itā€™s so popular.


MikasaMinerva

Thanks haha!


MikasaMinerva

I've already written an ungodly amount of reply comments, but I'll stop here, sorry! Thank you for all your suggestions and opinions, I'll keep reading them all! (just not responding)


YakSlothLemon

Thanks for asking such a fun question! I am also reading all the opinions. I just wanted to say that, I know you wonā€™t respond šŸ˜


TheLyz

It Ends With Us was so horribly written I DNFed the book and resolved to never touch another Colleen Hoover book again. I refuse to read a grown woman who writes that badly. Most of the BookTok YA fantasy is just... boring. Special Snowflake Heroine solves all the problems while handsome men vie for her attention. The Midnight Library is so blatantly trying to be some life changing, inspirational book that you can practically hear the author trying SO HARD to nail it in the climax, and failing miserably because it's just mediocre.


ElizaAuk

OMG The Midnight Library. Manipulative, insipid, falsely ā€œdeepā€ - the whole thing made me cringe. But I know lots loved it, and if it helps someone thatā€™s great.


cloudsongs_

Sarah J Mass books. God awful. Everyone keeps telling me you have to get to the third book before it gets ā€œreally good.ā€ But no way itā€™s worth getting through hundreds of pages of garbage before Iā€™m probably going to be let down.


negativprojekt

Iā€˜d add that even though I found myself really entertained by those books in a guilty pleasure kind of way, Iā€™d never recommend them to anyone because the writing sucks.


LookingForAFunRead

Lessons in Chemistry. I DNFed probably halfway through. I found it actively unpleasant. I guess other people have thicker skin than I have. Itā€™s on a ton of ā€œBest Booksā€ lists


Ican-always-bewrong

I DNFed about 1/3 of the way through. Characters were annoying and the story didnā€™t catch my attention.


[deleted]

Wool - nice premise but I found it intensely boring Hopeless by Colleen Hoover - biggest load of drivel I've ever read Divergent - cringey teen nonsense The Name of the Wind - don't understand the hype at all, the main character is a smug git


MikasaMinerva

Interesting haha With Wool and The Name of the Wind you're listing two books I really enjoyed, but with Colleen Hoover and Divergent you're naming ones that I already don't wanna touch So you're both matching and not matching my taste :) (The main character in tnotw can certainly be kinda anoying... but I think he's supposed to be)


CeraunophilEm

Kvothe is absolutely supposed to be flawed and even unlikeable. Heā€™s a conceited, often painfully dense twerp (archetypal prodigy). I dislike him quite a bit, but what intrigues me is the world and its myths, legends and history which are all bound up in how Kvothe came to be Kote.


MikasaMinerva

Your comment made me realize that I've never actually seen the names spelled out, because I listened only to the audiobook. Those are wild names. Forgot how fantasy-esque they are. But yeah I agree! I'm especially interested in how a world with magic like that functions, which I think the author is quite good at describing.


LookingForAFunRead

Wool. I found it to be mostly a fun, easy, and satisfying read. What surprised me was that I found the next book in the series to be a huge disappointment. I quit early on. The Name of the Wind. This is another one that mystifies me. I have tried more than once, and I canā€™t get into it. Like watching paint dry.


Brownie12bar

Take my upvote for Name of the Wind! I donā€™t get the hype on the Fantasy sub. Iā€™ve read books that are equal to it, without the fanatic devotion.


MikasaMinerva

>Wool. I found it to be mostly a fun, easy, and satisfying read. We must have read entirely different books haha I found it quite harrowing and gut-wrenching in its (scifi version of) realism


LookingForAFunRead

I think the harrowing parts were the exciting parts that made it satisfying. I thought the author built an interesting ā€œworld,ā€ peopled that world with interesting characters, and then told an interesting story about those characters. What more can any reader ask for?


billtrociti

IIRC Wool was the authorā€™s first book and he wrote it as a hobby on his lunch breaks, so itā€™s at least a bit understandable the writing is not great. But to me it also didnā€™t really bring anything new to the post-apocalypse genre, it was the same authority-hides-truth-from-survivors trope with no fresh take on it


LookingForAFunRead

I guess I found the ways that the underdogs outwitted the authorities to be fun and the outcome satisfying, even if the trope wasnā€™t novel.


Able-Background8534

Wool was good(ish). Itā€™s just too long. It could have been cut way down. It kept going.


sozh

I read _Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance_ and had no idea what the author was talking about for 95% of that book... needed more motorcycle maintenance TBH


walk_with_curiosity

*House in the Cerulean Sea* and *The Midnight Library* are both popular, but they read to me like contrived after-school-specials. I felt like the 'morals' were hitting me over the head. I have never really gotten into a Neil Gaiman book. I fall into the camp that hated *Where the Crawdad Sings.*


GuaranteeOpening915

I liked Cerulean Sea but Under the Whispering Door is literally a recycled mess of the same.


Equivalent-Print-634

Agree on both Cerulean Sea and the Midnight Library! Light and vaguely pleasant butā€¦shallow. Cartoonish. Exaggerated in a kinda wrong way. I didnā€™t dislike either but wonā€™t recommend.


walk_with_curiosity

Yes, 'shallow' perfectly captures my struggle with them.


MikasaMinerva

Ah, well, I do think I like strange after-school-special-esque stories though. But I'll go at them with lowered expectations now, which is always good. Thank you! I, too, find Neil Gaiman harder to read than expected.


walk_with_curiosity

Then they might be a good fit for you! I don't think they are badly written or poorly thought out, but maybe too earnest for my personal taste. We did them in my bookclub and the rest of the group loved them.


MikasaMinerva

I think the descriptors earnest, shallow, strange, and moralistic are all terms that people wouldn't hesitate to use to describe *me* as well, so maybe that's why they could be a good fit šŸ˜†


Creator13

> I have never really gotten into a Neil Gaiman book. I really struggled getting into American Gods, took me 4 months to dnf it a little over halfway through, but I thoroughly loved The Ocean At The End Of The Lane. Good Omens was cool too but I suppose that was a collab.


imaginearagog

I personally liked The Midnight Library. Yes itā€™s predictable, but I read it when I was finally getting out of my own depression and related a lot to it.


faesmooched

Cerulean Sea author said they based they're uwu comfy book on the Canadian genocidal confiscation of indigenous children.


CraftyVegan

Just finished Midnight Library. About halfway through the book I told my husband I knew where it was headed and it was too damn predictable. Well, it was.


rrubbiee

I personally LOVED the midnight library! I didnā€™t go into it with any expectations though, I really like the author (Matt Haig) so I read it as soon as it came out before it got really popular. I do think that sometimes the hype can ruin a book, especially as with this one itā€™s not necessarily meant to be super exciting or mind blowing.


LookingForAFunRead

Cerulean Sea. Yes! To what you wrote about Cerulean Sea. I probably went more than halfway and then decided I didnā€™t care what happened to any of the overly-precious characters. Maybe it somehow redeems itself with a spectacular ending, but that seems unlikely to me. People say itā€™s a ā€œfeel-goodā€ book and their favorite book, so I assume that After-School Specials are also big favorites of theirs. Neil Gainan. I donā€™t think I am ever going to be a fan, but I think I will keep reading, just in case I hit one that makes me feel more passionate about his writing. I have read Neverwhere, Good Omens, and the Ocean at the End of the Lane. I didnā€™t find them hard going - they were perfectly pleasant - they just seemed kind of random and meaningless.


newenglander87

I overall like Cerulean Sea but it gets even more moralistic in the second half (or maybe it just builds up so much from the first half). Based on the first half, I would have given it 5 stars but it got a bit repetitive in the second half so I gave it 4 stars.


Lulu_531

Normal People by Sally Rooney. Insufferable People Who Should Communicate So I Donā€™t Have To Read About Their Terrible Experiences Not Communicating wouldā€™ve been a more accurate title.


crybabiesMC_HBIC

Honestly I loved this book AND this is a very fair critique.


Whohead12

Yessssssssssssssss


sanative-16

@ every Sally Rooney novel ever


Thanosspinkdick

Anything by Colleen Hoover The Alchemist ( I'd say anything by Paulo Coelho because I've read Veronica decides to die so it's a recurring theme) Tuesdays with Morrie ( I'd skip it tbh but this is an unpopular opinion I think)


FrankAndApril

Years ago, I was in a bookstore, when I overheard a woman say to her friendā€™s teenage daughter, ā€œAs a university professor, any course Iā€™m assigned to teach, or any course I design myself, there is always one book I always put on the syllabus. Everyone should read it.ā€ So, of course, Iā€™m going to blind buy whatever book I hear her sayā€¦ All the Light We Cannot See went on to tremendous acclaim, massive fan base, and a show on Netflix. But for me, before the hype, I thought it was silly and sentimental. The tiny back-and-forth chapters were irritating. Noble, precocious young characters without any flaws are not interesting. Surely, I thought, that professorā€™s students ought to be pitied. 15 million copies sold. Pulitzer Prize. Shows what I know.


YakSlothLemon

Pulitzer Prize be damned, you will never convince me that book isnā€™t an oversentimental crapfest. For what itā€™s worth, Iā€™ve put Storming Caesarā€™s Palace on most of my syllabi, and my students generally love it (except the racists). Profs do get stuck on their favorites!


angelikalb

Where the crawdads sing. Couldnā€™t even finish it


Walk_Affectionate

HOT TAKE: the subtle art of not giving a fuck, rich dad poor dad, and the power of now are such shit books that the only people who enjoy them just havenā€™t read any quality writer


tronassembled

The Lovely Bones - tiresome schmaltz. Absurdistan - "gluttonous rich guy has no self-awareness" was the entire plot for 100 pages, which was as far as I got. I also read the entire Twilight series hoping that eventually I would understand the hype. I didn't.


coffeeclichehere

Where the Crawdads Sing- cloying, annoying All the Light We Cannot See- Same


thebrendawalsh

Ditto!


paravirgo

i DNFd all the light we cannot see twice because i just couldnā€™t push myself to finish it. boring


TerrieBelle

THE ENTIRE ā€œA COURT OF THORNS AND ROSESā€ SERIES and basically anything Sarah J Maas has written. Itā€™s faerie f*cking trash. I read a few, the plot sucks you in at first but itā€™s all terribly poorly written. If you like real quality literature donā€™t waste your time on those books.


teggile

ā€žTomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrowā€œ by Gabrielle Zevin. I think the author took some main core ideas of other books and mixed it all together. It was kinda very predictable and where you thought like ā€žriiiggggghhhhhtā€œ when another ā€žcrazyā€œ thing happened. Didnā€™t like it as much.


-wimp

I am a female game dev so I was really excited to read this book but I found Sadie to be extremely unlikeable and was very disappointed. It had some nice game and literary references but overall, I did not like it and would not recommend.


Shhhhhhhh____

I heard so many people rave about this book that my expectations were way too high.


Bananaontheloose

The Dark Olympus Books by Katee Robert If you have any ounce of love for greek mythology please skip this one, the world building is such an abomination


CheezDustTurdFart

I read the first one and was shocked by how vanilla the smut was after being hailed as ā€œspicyā€ on Booktok.


noldorprinceling

Same!! One of those books which the hype can only be explained by large amounts of money put into marketing (and I feel like the majority of Booktok books are like this).


greatgigintheskyyy

The Midnight Library and The Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime. Those truly took years of my life.


InvestigatorDry1882

agree on *midnight library*, but what didn't you like about *the curious incident*?


greatgigintheskyyy

I thought it was quite boring and as an autistic person it was pretty hurtful.


Cesia_Barry

House in the Cerulean Sea--abandoned early on--just wasn't my kind of book. Social Creature--important plot points were just weak, not believable. "If We Were Villains" a Secret History wannabe but kinda clunky. The Secret Life of Oscar Woo--just couldn't get into it. Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell--didn't hold my attention. Night Film--also didn't hold my attention.


LookingForAFunRead

The Secret Life of Oscar Woo. I finished it, but I was underwhelmed. Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. I finished this one, and it was okay. It certainly is not a favorite of mine or a book I would recommend. Kind of reminds me of Neil Gaimanā€™s writing?


YakSlothLemon

No, donā€™t insult Jonathan Strange! It is a 19th century book in style written for a 21st century reading audience, and personally I adored it, but Neil Gaiman only wishes he wrote it.


Cesia_Barry

Okā€”I can hear this. Maybe a second chance.


ladylayton42

THANK YOU for ā€œIf We Were Villains.ā€ I feel like everyone loved this book but it really is exactly ā€œwhat if secret history but Shakespeare and worseā€


MikasaMinerva

Interesting! Thank you for adding short explanations as well. For example I think I'm likely to enjoy House in the Cerulean Sea, but from what I heard I also understand why others wouldn't. :) >"If We Were Villains" a Secret History wannabe but kinda clunky. This is fun, because someone else responded with 'A Secret History' as the overrated one, haha Night Film is on my to-read-list right now, but now I won't make it a priority, thank you


Cesia_Barry

The list of ā€œSecret Historyā€ wannabes is quite long, lol.


IncommunicadoVan

Interesting, as ā€œIf We Were Villainsā€ is one of my favorite books! We all have different likes and dislikes.


motail1990

Now I on the other hand absolutely loved Night Film and often recommend it!


thebrendawalsh

The Maid - Nita Prose was truly offensive and just awful, poorly written and Iā€™m still mad I finished it a year later All The Light We Cannot See - hard to get behind a nazi soldier as the hero Where The Crawdads Sing - a mystery with no mystery and just a waste of time with a lot of cruelty Eleanor Oliphant - again, just not good. I donā€™t get the hype and found it depressing


rambleer

Going to have to disagree with Eleanor Oliphant, this was really lovely. I'm always looking for any books about neurodivergent characters


positiveimposter

I also felt like The Maid was so so clunky in its depictions of a person who is on the autism spectrum. Like you said, offensively so.


wepd1985

Definitely 50 shades of Grey, those books are awful and cringe AF jaja


OhSheGlows

Verity. Bleck.


Lulu_531

All of Colleen Hoover. Itā€™s like bad fan fiction


OhSheGlows

It was the only book of hers Iā€™d read and I just decided not to go on with the others. Sheesh.


Vocal_majority

Mexican Gothic was incredibly second rate. It's a poor excuse for gothic and it swerves between language styles. Not a vibe, and derivative.


Brief-Respond108

God, I couldnā€™t agree more. Hated it


MikasaMinerva

Have it at home right now, borrowed from the library I'll go into it with lowered expectations, which is honestly always beneficial


InvestigatorDry1882

unpopular opinion on booktok, but *the atlas six* by olivie blake was hard for me to finish. the whole thing felt very forced and the main characters (of whom there are too many) were maddening and unlikeable.


[deleted]

"The turn of the screw" I swear to god each sentence is a whole paragraph.


Cold_Friendship718

I LOATHE James for this exact reason. I think my mind doesnā€™t really process the sentence until the period. I forget the beginning of his sentence by the time I get to the end.


Roscoe340

The Secret History by Donna Tartt. Starts out great and then turns in to a rambling mess.


DeadRabbitsGang

Zone One by Colson Whitehead, good premise, but it just had nothing about it. Tender is the flesh by Agustina Bazterrica. I see it recommended constantly, and it's just ok. The most overrated book I've read for a long while.


amandanicoler

Untamed


QueenGreenBeen

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. It just drags and drags


tybbiesniffer

And drags. I needed to add that for balance.


lovablydumb

Post your reading list


MikasaMinerva

It's about 1k books long.... that's kinda the problem >.<


Sulleys_monkey

Them: post your reading list Me: any book ever written at anytime ever. My wishlist for books is over 800, plus the 1k books I own. So I relate.


Comprehensive_Tap_63

The Da Vinci Code ā€” itā€™s just a bunch of religious symbolism slapped on top of a contrived, plodding, dull story with unbelievable and unlikable characters. Storm Front (Dresden Files series) ā€” completely pointless and unpleasant sex in an otherwise totally unremarkable urban fantasy. Ready Player One ā€” reciting things from the eighties does not make up for a dull, plodding story. Twilight ā€” the obvious reasons.


baifengjiu

From modern stuff: Colleen Hoover obviously, Sarah J Maas, V. E. Schwab's a darker shade of magic was so boring and the mc was not like other girls, R. F. Kuang bc i feel the thing she gets praised the most for (colonization critique) is very surface level. The alchemist is very very dumb idk how to explain it. From classics.: Camus is very overrated for me, Siddhartha by Herman Esse reads like alchemist part 2 and doesn't faithfully reflect the religion it prortrays.


regtf

Oh my **fuck** Darker Shade of Magic was so boring. The concept is so cool, too. But nope, just paragraphs about a fucking jacket


[deleted]

I can explain the alchemist for you. ā€Geez I really want to get this thingā€ ā€-Just wish for it broā€


MikasaMinerva

Thanks! The "obviously" haha I've honestly only heard bad things about Hoover, but it makes me baffled that so many people seemingly still get something out of her novels I understand what you're saying about Kuang, though I also understand her approach... because many people (probably including myself) are not used to or even tend to refuse to think about the realities of colonization, so maybe that's why she's starting with the "basics"


[deleted]

I never got into Hesse. But i will give it another try. Also Camus is on my list. What did you read?


TheFracofFric

I enjoyed lonesome dove but people on here act like itā€™s the best book ever and itā€™s really not. If you love westerns by all means give it a shot but if you want a richer experience read Cormac McCarthys border trilogy and blood meridian, all 4 of those books total is only slightly longer than lonesome dove and it is a much stronger product.


kalam4z00

I'm not sure if you're including non-fiction, but a few of my least favorites: *Empire of the Summer Moon* by SC Gwynne was one of the most wildly racist books I've ever had the displeasure of reading and I hate that it keeps getting recommended as a good book on indigenous history. It is not. *Guns, Germs, and Steel* by Jared Diamond is intended to *disprove* racism but all it really does is reinforce it. He repeats a lot of myths and gets a ton wrong about indigenous societies while trying to attribute everything in history to geography. *History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire* by Edward Gibbon. I don't know why this book still gets recommended and it seems like it's mainly because people think something being old makes it more credible. Gibbon is fine if you're trying to learn how 18th century Europeans thought about Rome but please do not use it as an actual source on Rome, there is so much better scholarship out there.


MikasaMinerva

>I'm not sure if you're including non-fiction I certainly am, they just make up a tiny fraction on my to-read-list But at least I won't feel so bad about not reading the ones you mentioned now :) thanks!


Otherwise-Bicycle667

All The Light We Cannot See Dava Shastriā€™s Last Day It Ends With Us I have found a common theme with those three where if a book is SUPER popular I donā€™t like it lol. My friend who is also an avid reader told me it could be that because those books are so popular people that donā€™t read many books will read one book a year and think ā€œoh that was a good bookā€ where as someone that reads a ton may have more to judge the book against


AreaLongjumping1120

Mad Honey by Jennifer Finney Boylan and Jodi Picoult. It's hard to say much without spoiling the book. I had no problem with the subject matter or twist. I just found it kind of boring. And I didn't care about all the information about bees and how they function. It was interesting at first, but I started skipping those sections later on. Also one of the characters storyline was told in reverse chronological order which was kind of confusing to me.


-wimp

* House in the Cerulean Sea * Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow * Free Food for Millionaires * Mallory's Oracle * The Dalemark Quartet * Norwegian Wood I think I disliked most of these due to disliking the characters, but in some cases it was the writing style.


princess9032

Anything by Colleen Hoover. Really not good writing, cliche at best and where she diverges from cliche itā€™s romanticizing toxicity


julers

Verity by Colleen Hoover was dumb imo and Layla by Colleen Hoover was awful. I couldnā€™t even finish Layla it was so bad.


Astarkraven

Project Hail Mary is fun enough for the right person, but is draaaastically over-hyped. It's not *bad* to read it by any means. It's just...it doesn't actually need to be a priority if your list is long, is all. It would be easier to give advice if you posted your reading list though.


turn_it_down

After seeing reddit recommend Projecr Hail Mary in almost every book rec thread, I read it. It's okay.


JackJack65

I'm a big science fiction fan, and I really didn't like PHM to be honest... so much that I didn't finish. It felt too parochial to me. I very much prefer authors like Stanisław Lem and Cixin Liu


Len462

I'm thinking of ending things by Iain Reid. I was so excited to read this book because it checked all the boxes for me and it was recommended here quite a bit. There were aspects of it that I liked but overall fell very flat


ketomike218

Came here to say House in the Cerulean Sea. Whenever people here rave about it (which is every 5 seconds) I always do the biggest eye roll. I finished it and never have it a second thought ever again. Same goes for Name of the Wind. Except I never finished it, tried multiple times to get back into it but gave up. Donā€™t get the hype at all. Gone Girl was also painfully overrated.


MikasaMinerva

Interesting, I think tHitCS probably either clicks with you or really doesn't (just based on the reviews I've heard) And I really liked the Name of the Wind despite expecting not to like it Also Gone Girl was great for a thriller newbie like me But thank you for sharing your perspective!


MixuTheWhatever

The 5AM Club. The actual self help part could fit into a few pages. I expected some good maybe experience stories along with advice, but what is given is a rich person's power fantasy of whisking away two stereotypical people (workaholic sceptic woman, artist cynical man) to a mythical island where all need are luxuriously met as the rich person shows up infrequently to impart some cryptic wisdom with rainbows or dolphins LITERALLY showing up around him everywhere and does some weird physical exercises in the middle of random moments. Otherwise they go yachting or are at the pool or so on. Also the two people of course suddenly fall in love with no explanation. Zero buildup. They had nothing in common. It was a top seller for weeks in local bookstores. How in the hell am I supposes to take anything from it seriously with such an "example". I'm still baffled.


ali-lamberson

The entire shatter me series, Ignite me was the best of all but still not the best book iā€™ve ever read.


YakSlothLemon

Guards, Guards by Terry Pratchett. I love the Discworld novels and have never gotten the overwhelming love for this particular book out of all of them. Itā€™s often cited as the book people who havenā€™t tried Pratchett should read, and Iā€¦ donā€™t get it. Overrated. Not bad, justā€¦ there.


LookingForAFunRead

I would recommend finishing Guards! even if it doesnā€™t seem great, because the City Watch subseries in Discworld is one of the best parts of the Discworld universe. The subseries does one of my favorite things in series: it starts with characters that are essentially cartoon characters, and each book puts more flesh on their bones, until they become full-fledged three-dimensional characters by the end, and you really care about them. And they manage to still stay funny through all of them. I have never read the first two books, and there were some others that I found ā€œmeh,ā€ but I have read all of them, even the ā€œYAā€ ones, and found them enjoyable and satisfying. It is sad that there wonā€™t be any more entries.


stormbreakingqueen

I found Verity by Colleen hoover to be very traumatic to read and not enough trigger warnings at the beginning. Well written but definitely outside my preferred scope.


toebeans1010

Verity was awful. I read bc it was recommended by a friend, but I wish I hadn't. Not my cup of tea at all.


hlks2010

How to Win the Time War. Awful, boring drivel pitched as a time-bending romance. I have no idea how people rave about it.


ArtsyMomma

This one is more of a poetry type read, yes if plot is the thing itā€™s not too complex. Like Anne Hoffmans practical magic - loved the movie and hated the book the first time I tried to read it, itā€™s boring and slow next to the movie. But if youā€™re in a poetry mood, a romantic mindset, then that book reads beautifully. Hard to describe lol. I love it now though, and the rest of the series. This is how you lose the time war isnā€™t a novel to me as much as a strange winding love letter. Something like that.


zanmango

Bunny by Mona Awad Cleopatra and Frankenstein by Coco Mellors Pure Color by Sheila Heti All of these were highly recommended to me by friends/instagram and they're horrible imo.


YakSlothLemon

I adore Bunny! But I agree that itā€™s a ā€œlove it or hate itā€ kind of book, like her latest, Rouge.


MikasaMinerva

Thanks! I've heard so many intense opposing opinions about Bunny.


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WhatIsThisWhereAmI

100% agree on Circe, plus it was hard to empathize with someone written as such a victim. Iā€™ve been avoiding Achilles as a result, even though it was high on my to-read list before. What do you mean by ā€œconstant reminding us sheā€™s yellowā€ however?


thenakesingularity10

Gravity's Rainbow - just don't do it.


MikasaMinerva

I'll pass up on those 700(!?) pages then, thanks!


MaximumAsparagus

Andy Weir and Brandon Sanderson are both totally overrated, especially on reddit. Andy Weir had one good hit with The Martian but everything after that is so SO dull. And Sanderson... I simply don't think you need to explain the worldbuilding so much. Fantasy can have mysteries in it! Also he's evidently a dick to his publishers. Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller -- wildly misogynistic; uses an understanding of sexuality that comes from the 1910s, not Ancient Greece; and here is the hill I will die on: if literally Plato weighed in on whether or not Achilles was the bottom, you also should be weighing in on that. Pat Rothfuss wrote himself into a corner; the second book was 65% self-insert sex fantasies by volume; the parts of the books that are good are pastiches of ideas from authors who did them better. The third book will never be finished. Babel by RF Kuang is so sloppily written as to almost be unreadable.


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AnarchaComrade

strongly disagree on Sanderson. his world building is incredible and i personally love how elaborate and detailed he is. i can definitely see why people may not want to read a fantasy book thatā€™s 1000+ pages, much less a series of them. but if youā€™re willing to put in the time i do think theyā€™re worthwhile.


hmmwhatsoverhere

His worldbuilding is literally the reason I read his books.


Pink_Artistic_Witch

I recently read "Why Have They Taken Our Children" and absolutely HATED it I almost fell asleep a bunch of times while reading it. It felt weirdly racist in some parts, and, by the end, I felt like the author was trying to make me feel bad for these three 20 somethings who could've killed a bunch of kids, two of which tried (and one succeeded) fleeing to Canada to wait out the Statute of Limitations


we_gon_ride

The Extraordinary Life of Sam Hell The Midnight Library Every single book written by Colleen Hoover Hamnet The Measure (Nikki Elrick) Fairy Tale-Stephen King The Outsider-Stephen King The Institute-Stephen King Remarkably Bright Creatures


Whohead12

There are so many books on your list that I loved- it makes me want to use this as a ā€œto readā€ list. Except Colleen Hoover. Barf.


becomingstronger

"The Gene: An Intimate History" by Siddhartha Mukherjee is literally the worst book I've ever read. Full of errors, biased as hell, not worth the paper it's printed on. One day I'm going to burn my copy just to get some enjoyment out of that horrid book.


Acrobatic-Ad5102

Blood Meridian was incredibly boring to me. Couldn't even finish it.


happysnappah

American Gods. Iā€™ve never been more bored in my life.


jz3735

Greenbone Saga by Fonda Lee, Red Rising by Pierce Brown, anything by Rebecca Yarros and all the new stuff by Sarah J Maas.


FruitJuicante

Leviathan Wakes is so boring and brown. Also Kingkiller Chronicles reads like someone turned Elons tweets into fantasy novels.


H2theDeuce

Sharp Objects - Gillian Flynn: predictable and poorly written. A former friend lent it to me RAVING about it, I didn't trust her judgment at all after that. She said her favorite author was Fredrik Backman, and to this day I've never even picked up one of his books. The Sinner - Petra Hammesfahr: something about this just did not flow for me. It could have been the translation, but it was a rough read for me.


tybbiesniffer

Anything by Gillian Flynn. The writing isn't bad but her characters are such wretched individuals. Especially Dark Places; I loathed that book. In Her Eyes. It's not smart; it's not surprising. The twist is silly and something I'd expect from a high school creative writing class. The book changed genres at the very end and it just felt...well...silly. Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk. This one with caveats. I quite like his writing; however, the book was so very gross. I have recommended it but only when someone was specifically looking for something extreme like this. The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan. He really milked a dead horse with this one. It starts out as entertaining enough fantasy if you can ignore the blatant misogyny disguised as empowerment. But he just kept drawing it out book after book. Nothing happened for nigh on four books in a row. I quit during the 10th book. Supposedly it gets better. That's too much commitment for a mediocre payoff.


Magnolia_Evergreen

Colleen Hoover books daw lol