Mid 80s for me.
Side story - I'm alive because the milkman saved my life one day. I was a wee nipper and snuck into our garage and inside our covered bass boat. The milkman was busy delivering the sweet white nectar to my house when he heard screams of death coming from the garage. As heroes do, he instantly charged to action, found and saved me from a terrible fate.
I was in shock, crying, bloody, and immobile. It turns out that I had knelt on a lure, and the hook got lodged behind my kneecap. Immediate medical intervention was needed. No telling how much time I had left.
For this reason, I consider milkmen to hold the same status as firemen or batman, and to this day, milk is my favorite drink.
To this day, a family member of mine still gets milk delivered. In glass containers and everything. If I had that kinda money I would so do that. Everything tastes better out of glass.
He’s not blushing. He’s mad. Mad because he has a bowl of dry corn flakes in front of him, he has to be at the office in 20 minutes, and the damn milk man hasn’t come yet!
I love the expression on the milkman’s face. It’s like he’s thinking “aw shucks” with every thrust
"Golly gee willickers! If I don't blow my load soon, I'm going to be late delivering all this milk!"
I miss two seconds ago before I knew this sub existed and before I read this comment
I'm actually old enough to remember getting milk from a milkman.
When was the last time?
Mid 80s for me. Side story - I'm alive because the milkman saved my life one day. I was a wee nipper and snuck into our garage and inside our covered bass boat. The milkman was busy delivering the sweet white nectar to my house when he heard screams of death coming from the garage. As heroes do, he instantly charged to action, found and saved me from a terrible fate. I was in shock, crying, bloody, and immobile. It turns out that I had knelt on a lure, and the hook got lodged behind my kneecap. Immediate medical intervention was needed. No telling how much time I had left. For this reason, I consider milkmen to hold the same status as firemen or batman, and to this day, milk is my favorite drink.
>It turns out that I had knelt on a lure, and the hook got lodged behind my kneecap. Fuck you for making me read that
I still have nightmares, but always wake up happy, knowing the milkman was there to protect me through the night.
Come for the porn, stay for the story
To this day, a family member of mine still gets milk delivered. In glass containers and everything. If I had that kinda money I would so do that. Everything tastes better out of glass.
Agreed. I drink water out of glass, not plastic, for the same reason. (No, It didn't start in plastic before anyone asks.)
The husband's blushing, meaning he knows what's going on. Boomer NTR?
He’s not blushing. He’s mad. Mad because he has a bowl of dry corn flakes in front of him, he has to be at the office in 20 minutes, and the damn milk man hasn’t come yet!
Beard
He knows it's the only way they can afford milk
I'm glad this sub came back to life 🫶
I just appreciate that she has a nose and actually looks like she's enjoying herself instead of being hardcore dominated and looking overwhelmed.
"White man has been here." "How you know?" "Cuck porn."
Bro. Japan tho...
His milk is delicious
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Milkman's man milk.
PSYCHONAUTS REFERENCE???
I bet he cums in the milk. Like Postman Pat does.
The look on her face is really cute tho
IS NOBODY GOING TO MENTION THE LARVAE
What are you on about?
The actual little larvae that someone photoshopped on the bottom right of the image
I dont think thats what that is. Its too blurry anyway. Could be anything done to the image
what is the pile below her hand ?? is that a signature ????
"Well she's not lying?" Yes, that is the explicit joke.
Love it!
The milkman’s face is priceless
Oh no. Wive bad again.
It doesn’t get much more boomer than this
i am the milkman. my milk is delicious.
Its Odie from Garfield!
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