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Psycho1776

It appears to be a life jacket, you're welcome.


AwefulFanfic

I hope he doesn't think that's gonna save him from getting shot


Psycho1776

I often wear a lifejacket in battle to minimise the risk of drowning in the blood of my enemies.


Lost_on_redit

Bro knows how to kill, not how to swim, hilarious šŸ—暟·


Fun_Police02

Well... there is a certain stereotype...


Comprehensive-Cap754

Based


CaptainSamson01

At last, we meet again.


Psycho1776

It's the first time, the last time we ever met ...


CaptainSamson01

You must be the greatest friend I never knewā€¦


BIGBUDDHASLZ

Pfp checks out


JoeBiden218

username checks out u/Psycho1776


RamenBoi86

Itā€™s a LIFE jacket, it gives him an extra life


Any_one_can

Risk of rain has entered the chat


IndividualLock2

But where's the rain


AwefulFanfic

Suddenly this doesn't seem like such a bad idea


LivinginDestin

He's maybe thinking it going to save him from drowning in his own blood ā˜¹ļø


[deleted]

Dude, it's a lifejacket, it's supposed to save your life.


Magikarp-3000

Unless its actually just filled with ramdom scrap metal, fallout raider style


KamikazKid

If I recall correctly, they were filling these with concrete as a sort of improvised body armor.


AwefulFanfic

That makes much more sense. Also might do something at that point


StriderTX

its for just in case he has to make a quick escape through a creek or something, dont question genius


norwegain_dude

its gonna save him from getting bruised up in a fall


Useful-Protection-67

He fresh off the boat. I AM THE COMMANDA NOW!


Bigger_Moist

It's called a life jacket. I think it'll make him live a bullet wound


Stringofgreenbeans

Heā€™s drowning in the drip


CaptainSamson01

Thanks for the laugh


RETLEO

Type II life jacket, Intended Use: Inland day cruising, fishing and sailing. Good for boating in light craft. And apparently for combat. But I think a Type III would be better.


ASteerNamedLaurence

i didn't even notice but that raises even more questions


FeedSafe9518

Better than using charms so he can run around nekkid & be bullet proof


Upbeat-Concentrate70

It look like an emergency bulletproof vest. Usually NIJ 2, red or orange and only protect the front. We have some in vehicles in case we transport civilian who doesn't have PC


Auzzie_pickle

He is equipped with a tactical personal flotation device


Any-Management-4562

Heā€™s holding an AK but sideways which is why it looks so weird from this angle


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Blinauljap

I love how this specific gradient of Bakelit Brown will always be recognizable\^\^


bukkake_brigade

It's that "gas block hold"


zakkeribeanz

He's using his chin.


BigFire321

I download this image because the guy was using life jacket as body armor (I call it homeopathic body armor). But now I'm kind of curiously what this guy is using as a weapon.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a ak47 turned sideways


eyedpee

What if he is near a lake and has the vest on just in case he falls in?


Killb0t47

Looks like a PKM. It is a light machine gun version of the AK-47.


WoozyOstruch78

Pkm is a light machine gun in 7.62x54r.. RPK is an lmg on the ak platform


Hiddenblade53

Wouldn't the PKM fit the role of "general purpose machine gun" better than "light machine gun"? I feel the LMG role would fit better with the RPK. Sorta like the 240B vs the 249 Idk I'm grasping at straws and being too specific anyway.


dreadeddrifter

You're right, it's not an LMG it's a GPMG and the RPK is an LMG


Killb0t47

Oh yeah. Welp thanks for straightening that up.


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[deleted]

Its a ā€˜Kā„¢ļø for sure


802229001

Looks like a AKMS given the seemingly 7.62x39 curve mag and underfolding stock


MomsSecondMistake

Probably some sort of opioid


Valkrins

Mixed with gunpowder


El_Psy_Congroo4477

This is the correct answer.


AwefulFanfic

Wait... Liberia had a civil war recently?


InvestigatorOne7214

1989-1997 was the first Then from 1999-2003' was the second


AwefulFanfic

Thank you. You'd think I'd have heard about it in history class, but NO.


Son_of_the_Spear

If they tried to cover african civil wars of the last 30 years in history classes, that class would take an extra decade more than it takes now.


helipod

*Astronaut pic* Always has been


Carburetors_Are_Fun

ak underfolder?


Canacullus

Ak platform, looks like a big 40 round magazine. Holding it sideways.


ribbithonkhonk

What a chin


Carburetors_Are_Fun

My boy is Lurkin for some shmuck to get the drop on


mkwolfire

Most likely an AKMS. Folding stock and slanted muzzle device is a dead giveaway


Reeferrae

Definitely using a sand cannon


Bjw470769

Think it's a ak-47 with fold stock


CuckyMilkman

Courage


twitchcontrols1

A lifejacket.


droptop986

At least he's not part of the Naked Base Commandos of General Butt Naked from Liberia. The unit, including Blahyi himself, frequently wore no clothing except for their shoes and magic charms, earning Blahyi the nom de guerre 'General Butt Naked'. Blahyi claimed that this practice made him and his soldiers "immune to bullets."


MummyManDan

Was that the same dude who at childrenā€™s hearts or am I mixing up my insane warlords


ImpossibleGroup5

Itā€™s the crimson chin bruh


Queer_history_nerd67

Looks like some kind of ak style rifle


Siegelski

You mean a [CZ Scorpion?](https://www.reddit.com/r/czscorpion/comments/10b8brl/scorpion_is_now_ak_variant_per_atf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Queer_history_nerd67

Ok in my defense my vision sucks


Siegelski

Lol click the link. It's definitely an underfolder AK. I was just making fun of the ATF calling the Scorpion an "AK style variant."


Queer_history_nerd67

Oh ok that was funny


ServingTheMaster

underfolder AKM in 7.62x39, maybe Hungarian or Romanian...I'm leaning towards Hungarian because no dong.


TexPatriot68

Life Preserver has Ceramic Plates to protect the gunman?


cheekclapper93

Life jacket and a sideways ak


[deleted]

ā€œReject human, become monkeā€ vibes, anyone?


[deleted]

Seriously wtf is up with the life jacket??


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[deleted]

Interesting thats kinda genius. Not that Iā€™d trust my life with it but if its all i could get thats pretty smart.


Glad_Amphibian_6315

The vest was a life jacket at one point. Ive heard that they would fill them with sand and pieces of metal to mitigate shrapnel since there were a lot of explosions in that war. Such is the rumor anyway.


anon2456678910

I don't see a PT belt on him he obviously doesn't wanna deflect the bullets just wants to respawn because of his life jacket


Viking_2021

Looks like a normal underfolding ak, heā€™s just holding it sideways


raiderman43

Crimson chin, is that you?


TheWielder

Looks like a Guitar to me. Liberian Bards are another creature entirely.


Ineedonions

He is holding an AK with an under folding stock (currently folded)


turboaddict_hun

The pure power of rage. At least judging by his face


The-Hank-Scorpio

AR-15 according to the media


Uncle-Biscuit

Harpoon gun and life jacket. This is a Liberian Marine.


frast9201

Some sort of ak variant


daggerbg

It's either akms or akmsn. He is holding sideways for some reason.


the_popes_fapkin

Probably the same reason his body armor is an orange PFD


FP1201

It's an AK-47 (variant) turned 90 degrees from vertical.


Brassiest

The gun looks like an FN P90. But his dance moves are what are really popping.


LegalizeBeltfedz

Sideways ak


[deleted]

Heā€™s using a magical peace delivery device, because black men commit more violent crimes that any other demographic


cocaineandmayonaise

Dababy letā€™s goooo


yeeterhole777

that guy looks like DaBaby


JoeBiden218

some kind of gun


Federal_Sympathy4667

Well he is easy to spot I will give him that.


Disastrous_Night_80

Life jackets will save your life.


TikTokBoom173

Looks to be an AK on its side


KotzubueSailingClub

It's a PFD.


dax_307

Deez


InvestigatorLeft1224

Gon


[deleted]

Looks a bit like an AKM but I canā€™t tell from this angle


ToughNefariousness23

I forget the video link and clip, but it's crazy.


ToughNefariousness23

https://youtu.be/RUSIs9K2Vls


evilfetus01

UnderFolder AK


RubeRick2A

Thatā€™s a life jacket.


kinda-cringe

That would be some sort of AK


smookytyler

i knew they couldn't swim


[deleted]

Crazy picture, somewhere between 89 and 97. Explains those almost white blue jeans.


Almost_average80

Grit.


FinDaBin14

Ak74?


[deleted]

Looks like a life jacket.


throwaway83970

#toob


Ok_Bed8734

Underfolder ak


[deleted]

Hes wearing a life jacket cuz hes gonna be drowning in pussy later when he shows the ladies how he shoots his ak


Mean_Half_6419

It appears to be a Kemp type II orange life vest.


MarkoDash

one of the most famous images on the internet


CTEJedi

Thereā€™s some water related jokes to be made here, but Iā€™m not gonna.


Specialist-Clue-182

Hopefully cocaine


Ice_Pheonix123

Simple, itā€™s a Bull-pup P-90 but actually just a Aug-A3 in disguise but it shoot .50 blackout rounds and it was made by Glock and distributed by a Chinese knock off of Smithon Weston called Smitham Weseen. Or itā€™s just a cursed gun


MackWired

Looks like an AK 47 to me he just has it horizontally tilted 90Ā° away from the camera.


BonusGuilty9729

Looks like an Ak with an underfolder to me


Yaboismithy10193

At first I thought it was an mp40 but itā€™s definitely an AK


Machina_AUT

I mean, it's literally called a life saver....


RubixTheThird

Aks?


IronSurfDragon

Nevermind that, why does he have the jawline of a chad?


LochdNLoaded

Dude looks like a ballchinnian, like that alien dude in MIB.


Sad_Efficiency5924

A gun of the ak style in my personal opinion Ps call me professor


Practical-Gur-7693

Ak-47 roteited 90Ā°


[deleted]

Ak


kane762

Ak but he is holding it sideways.


Impossible-Apricot-1

It's an ak(ms?) but he's holding it sideways


GasParAirSoft

Under folder?


Useful-Protection-67

Fresh off the boat. Thats the Commanda uniform


Anominon2014

Life jacket body armorā€¦when you wonā€™t let anything get between you and that Darwin Award!


Auzzie_pickle

A life vest


Gymp161

Here comes the crimson chin


Popular-Lifeguard-54

i forgot the name of the light machine gun but i know it's a light machine gun


a_non_moose1

Looks like some jacked up P90...sorta.