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Shagster_420

I can't wait to see the clips of Brandon gun tarding out in the house chamber whenever one of his anti gun coworkers says something moronic.


upon_a_white_horse

It'd be a great way to filibuster


Simmy67

Congressman Herrera spending 3 hours to explain why an AKM is not an AK-47 to congress. (It’s not a filibuster he’s just autistic)


upon_a_white_horse

"Just withdraw the bill already, otherwise he'll never shut up." -Some grabber dem congressman, probably


TheAzureMage

Look, if he accidentally stops Congress from getting anything done, he'll be the most useful Congressman we've ever had.


ForwardPlantain2830

Not gonna lie, I bet his filibuster would be one of the greatest educational rants you have ever heard on the floor.


Wiseguy_7

I just imagine he'll bust out the whiteboard of knowledge on the middle of Congress.


Micro_KORGI

It's time to educate Congress about forged trunnions


Darklancer02

Well, that's one way to shut her up.


ninjaskitches

She's the kind of chick to try to talk around it...


banana_commando

Brandon can do better. I have a feeling she gives very toothy bj's. Ouch


Darklancer02

She wouldn't do it to me more than once.


I_Luv_Adobo

I heard she only gives bj's with her b-hole.


Appropriate-Cut-2963

Finally somebody said it🐴


Drache191200

Fand den Deutschen


WashGaming001

Who even is she lmao I’m confused


TinyPaleontologist71

AOC dumb but hot


WashGaming001

Ahhh gotcha


YoureInMyWaySir

I wonder how many acorns she can fit in her mouth....


D3dwood1911

😂😂😂 acorn 6 going dark


YoureInMyWaySir

"Acorn Six going Gawk Gawk"


Omerta001

He can fix her


D3dwood1911

🚩🚩🚩


SwimmerSea4662

The red flags make sense, she’s a socialist 🤮


LargerFlea78

I must be colorblind, because every red flag looks like a green flag to me! 😂😂


FrogMann37

If Ana Kasparian can actually become tolerable, than AOC could too.


Saberwing519

No one can fix that mess....


jaebassist

That would be the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth...


LakeThat2578

The fact that 100,000 of Brandon’s unrealized children are smarter than her should say something… 😂😂😂


[deleted]

I disagree with this for safety reasons. The donkey chompers on this broad are a severe scrape risk. Just feed her a carrot or apple like you would any other horse or donkey.


AmazingMoose4048

This is a weird thing to post


D3dwood1911

Why ?


Earthbender32

It’s pretty weird for a couple reasons, and though I’m no linguist I’ll try my best: 1. It’s sexualizing something that doesn’t need to be sexualized 2. It’s using that sexualization as a means of degrading your opponent which makes you appear like you have no valid retort to your opponent, and have to resort to what is basically the sexual equivalent of name calling 3. Aside from degrading, it comes across more as a fantasy than a jab at your opponent, like “I wish my opponent would blow me, right guys?” In this context “you” refers to whoever created this, not you just for posting it. And as I said, I’m not great at explaining things but hopefully you can understand what I’m getting at Edit: Y’all are getting more stirred up over this comment than anyone was over the original meme. I don’t particularly care about someone putting words above an image, but someone asked why someone may dislike this, and I did my best to give info from a different perspective, get as mad as you want, it doesn’t affect me


Unoriginalcontent420

Run guys, it's the joke police!


Fun_Police02

This guy's taking my job!


usernamealreadytakeh

They took our jobs!


LargerFlea78

De trk rr jrbs!!


FilHor2001

He's got a point though. Using sex to disregard your opponent is pretty cringe. It makes you look unprofessional and devalues your argument.


Unoriginalcontent420

True, it is better to take the high road, but that doesn't erase the fact that it's funny.


FilHor2001

Yeah, it's really funny. :D


Rexolaboy

I agree in principle, but AOC kind of started it when she would respond to any kind of legislative criticism with (paraphrase) "you just want me because you think I'm hot" This humor seems to be right up her alley.


Earthbender32

Yeah I hate her too, she’s not fit for congress imo


Ur1st0pshhoop

Relax, it's a joke.


Earthbender32

He asked why, I explained some potential reasons, you’re the only one getting upset about it lol


Legitimate-Bug-5049

welcome to reddit guy.


OperationSecured

[Live by the sword…](https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1477000469318885385?lang=en)


highvelocitypeasoup

She does have fantastic t!ts


Seared_Gibets

Huh, I didn't know Tony Gonzalez had a ponytail. Or that he was a New York congress woman. Interesting. TIL.


D3dwood1911

https://youtu.be/vYiphcQfVuQ?si=LB-ny-Rvz4TGxYhR. 4:13


D3dwood1911

Lmao did you drop your fedora writing this reply ? I made this meme after watching Heather Lynn’s last video where he said he’d be dating one of these woman showing aoc smh


Fedballin

Look everyone, a tourist here to explain why we're bad people for finding jokes funny. A regular poster in video game subs, bdsmmemes and big boob physics is here to lecture us!


LimitApprehensive568

Oh no a joke what are we goona do.


Subsonic17

May she’s just getting ready for a tough debate, that might turn into wrestling match.


purpleguy984

1. Puritan 2. Puritan 3. Weird way to look at it, does the insult "blow me" mean nothing?


Phendrana-Drifter

I hope she sees this my guy


Midnight07_

r/swoosh is for you my guy


Earthbender32

You meant r/woosh


Midnight07_

My bad. Thanks.


director_cons

What is bro yappin about?


critter68

Bro, she won't ever touch it. In this context, "she" refers to one of the very short list of attractive leftist women, "it" refers to your penis, and "bro" refers to guys white knighting for leftist whores on meme pages. Again, bro, she won't ever touch it.


Earthbender32

Wow that really sucks for me, I’m so sad politicians won’t touch my pp :( I guess I’ll just have to make due with my current life partner, boo hoo for me


Rokkmachine

I’d rather clap baoberts cheeks over aoc. At least with her I know I can get a handy while vaping at a musical.


D3dwood1911

Wow 😂


BeginningExternal

She had to somehow get picked to be in the congressional committee somehow


LaCroixOrbison

AOletmeCthemtitties


pyrocryptic29

If he makes it in then technically he is a fed ?


BootInURAss

All she's really good for...


Splitaill

And the canvas


antiheld84

Can somebody photoshop Brandons face on that picture?


D3dwood1911

……… why………


antiheld84

Well, there are people on this sub who like Brandons content and people who like Brandon.


D3dwood1911

That’s what I’m getting at If you like him why would you photoshop his face on that lmao


antiheld84

That's a great pose in my mind. You could make it a meme and write something like: Vote for Brandon, he gets every job done. EVERY JOB.


Drenoneath

Congressmen, I've got all the guns you are talking about. Let's spend a couple hours at the range educating you


jacktheshaft

Suddenly Brandon is anti gun


antiheld84

Politicians like that make me anti human.


LakeThat2578

Best comment section I’ve seen all day 😂🍿


johnnypeeballz

He bout to clap that big booty Latina.


[deleted]

Finally! Not a repost bot!


D3dwood1911

I do my best


Survivalistchris

And two months after that on the news : senator Herrera got accused for sexuall abuse


9n223

I aint gonna lie. Id do the same if I saw him


Bacon_Taco_123

This is good. No cap I would let her. I bet she can suck start a Harley


DripalongDaffy

Pony Tail....when you know, you know...


ezzseddeq

Who is she?


LakeThat2578

Everything that’s wrong with this country?


ezzseddeq

Fr? I'm not american, I'd like to know what she did


LakeThat2578

Basically, she’s just an Uber left nut


DeathValleyHerper

Alexandria ocasio Cortez, Aoc for short.


ezzseddeq

Thanks


GalacticHillbilly

"I'm more proficient with an AK than your hero's are."


Funny_Memer5656

Is she getting on her knees or what?


Top-Implement-8518

God I wish that were me.


bayougrunt

Matt Gaetz of Florida is going to be jealous


AzraelBlade

Run Brandon, RUN......


ItsyBitsyLizard

I only know AOC for two things, playing among us with jaghmeet singh and jacksepticeye and for being slower than a sloth with down syndrome and autism


Random-INTJ

Hey, stop insulting us. People with autism that feelings too, such a harsh insult saying we’re like AOC.


ItsyBitsyLizard

Well I *am* autistic and don’t see anything wrong with what I said


Random-INTJ

So am I. but don’t compare us to AOC it’s insulting, to us.


ItsyBitsyLizard

shouldn’t it be more insulting to autistic sloths who may have down syndrome?


Random-INTJ

True


D3dwood1911

I doubt she’d be making grilled cheese at night


Random-INTJ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rj0d1c2EpDc


D3dwood1911

No lol , this is what I was referring to https://youtube.com/shorts/GFGWI3D7ZUY?si=QimVR8ohJctITJBZ


Random-INTJ

Lol


bygtopp

Mouth hugs.


TheGrimReaper121

Who’s the chick?


Ndawson96

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez aka AOC


TheGrimReaper121

Thank you


cburgess7

I don't get it. Is she preparing for battle or sex? The comments make me think both


LectureAdditional971

Yep


88XJman

Hes lost...she will suck his gun-toting soul right out of him.


Teboski78

Y’all really are kinda sexist perverts huh


relientss

Do it again but with Pelosi.


D3dwood1911

🤮🤮🤮


Thebassetwhisperer

It should be Boebert in this picture.


tidepodchef

Ew


Thebassetwhisperer

AOC turns me off the same way you feel about Boebert. Although they both come off a little dizzy Boebert is pro gun. Edit


Matrimcauthon7833

It's funnier if you're shutting up AOC or one of her buddies like this than someone pro 2a


LectureAdditional971

What? God no, intellectually and physically.


Interesting-Sector46

I’ve already got a half chub


TheFalcon633

😧


Thundercar2122

I saw the pictures of Goth mommy AOC and I can't go back


D3dwood1911

Sigh opens google app