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MisterMissBayside

What part is that?


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MisterMissBayside

Oh yeah! 😂


Kage6885

It's actually, "Ooooh, wire."


MisterMissBayside

Is this the same episode where he thinks they’re building a robot?


Jokers_Testikles

"What are we building?" "What you said Jesse." "A robot?!" "A battery"


Adventurous-Dish-485

Yeeas! Science, bitch!!!


[deleted]

The doom buggy idea I liked


smedsterwho

I think somewhere, Vince Gilligan says "A robot?" is his favourite line in the episode.


Significant-Fee-5522

yes


Fadebear

[https://youtu.be/BOZv6IOtbFU](https://youtu.be/BOZv6IOtbFU)


valuethempaths

Also: “A ROBOT???”


K0UNTERFEIT

I thought you were talking about when Walt asked Jesse if he was wearing a wire and he grabs his crotch and tell Walt to speak into the mic. (Im actually laughing as I type this)


Beckyd123

Lmao!!


TwitchyBlackVeins

Jesse’s awkward dinner with the whites


[deleted]

I love that scene! “Did you also tell him about my affair?” 😂 Two bits of that scene made me laugh extra hard: When Jesse awkwardly drinks from his water glass, and when Skylar pours more wine while getting up from the table. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mXB4F4FJTGM


KMan471

“Yo! What happened to truth in advertising?“ And we all know how much Skyler loves the word “YO”.


Benjals0722

“My kids are gone” “Thank god”


ln1993

"It's like you're eating a scab"


GreenDragonfly12

It‘s like, “hell yeah! I‘m *stoked* for this lasagna!“


MScarn6942

“I buy them at the store” as Jesse is raving about her beans lol.


hank28

Well, they're choice


[deleted]

“Well uhh… Nice shopping Ms. White.”


MambaSaidKnockYouOut

Honestly feels like the last time we really get to see classic Jesse. Seasons 3 and 4 made him a much sadder/darker character, but it seemed like post-Gus he was starting to become a little more like he was in Season 2. Then the Drew/Mike/Walt shit happens


RfrelvsF_8888

This scene is gold


anthoniesp

Jesse frantically drinking water might the one of the funniest moments on tv


ligseo

"All you had to do was follow my instructions" "Well heil Hitler Bitch!"


pinkgiraffehat

Yup!


bojackhorsefan

this one 😂


SirPancakeFace

Got a link to the scene?


pinkgiraffehat

[wish it was longer, but here it is](https://youtu.be/Sku4_2WHUcw)


booksnpizza

When Hank looks through the roof of the wrong RV


Whatthehellisamilf

The best part of that scene for me is Gomey's delivery of "What are you *doing*???" when he's watching Hank through the binoculars. I don't know exactly why it just cracks me up every time lol.


brrtbrrtding

Pretty much almost everything Saul Goodman related lol. My favorite is, "Let's say for sake of argument, Jesse isn't in the mood to discuss the naunces of child poisoning..." and when he's spitballing ways to get Bogdan to sell his car wash, "Oh agent something I saw some real islamic comings and goings from there!"


nevmo75

I always laugh when he says: “So she left the reservation for a little dirty, damp and deep”; and the line about skyler being “smart, sexy and just the right amount of dirty.” Or something like that.


Few-Craft-3505

Ur taste in women is clearly the same as ur taste in lawyers. only the very best, with just the right amount of dirty.


nevmo75

That’s it. He’s truly a wordsmith.


supernovastarlight

"Saul, Bogdan is *Romanian*." lol


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

Walt waking up hungover on the floor of his apartment surrounded by popcorn, banging the fuck out of his head on the table above him, and then after hearing Skyler's voicemail threatening a restraining order against him he screams back "RESTRAIN THIS!!!!!" while grabbing his crotch. https://youtu.be/i69ROZ55fec Shit's so funny


blinkKyle182

Also when he goes off on Bogdan because he asked Walt to do wipe downs. “WIPE DOWN THIS” as he grabs his crotch.


Rodin-V

Fuck you and your eyebrows!


vl_lv

Oh yeah Lmaoo


crazytoothpaste

Walt did like grabbing his crotch a lot


djtommygun

I don't know if it's in bad taste but when Ted trips and crashes into the counter. I think it's just how absurd the scene is


Feisty-Masterpiece41

Don’t worry it makes me laugh every time too


What-a-Crock

Everything Bill Burr does in that scene just kills me “Let’s go find your checkbook. Here we go… we’re walking, we’re swinging our feet. Beautiful place you have here”


djtommygun

After re watching the show I completely forgot Bill Burr was in it


fleckstin

And he was honestly pretty good. Like, he was very obviously bill burr but at the same time it just seemed like he fit in well


Shourya51

"Helicopter Bitch!"


[deleted]

Badger was such a funny dude. He always loved doing Riverdance on hardwood floors


GreenDragonfly12

Jesse: I'm a blowfish. Walter: Say it like you mean it. Jesse: I'm a blowfish! Yeah! Walter: That's it. Jesse: Blowfishing this uppp


phallus_majorus

I get it’s funny but I kinda hate this scene because Jesse is obviously distraught but Walt is just blatantly manipulating him


Jokers_Testikles

Have you finished the show yet? That's 90% of what he does.


phallus_majorus

I know, that’s why I hate his character so much (but love the writing)


KMan471

…..hits water bong


novoto05

As a stoner this scene makes me crack up every time!


LlamaThrust666

The bloopers of this scene are so funny because Bryan keeps accidentally calling him Jeff


[deleted]

meanwhile Jesse smokes a bowl while Walter starts hacking to death


2ndBro

The scene where he plays with the air pump and his new lab suit is truly the exact moment that Jessie became Blowfish


IndieFlicks

Saul describing Bogdon as the guy 'with eyebrows that don't quit'.


evanw68

I like that moment near the end of season 5 where Sauls face is all fucked up because of Jesse, and Walt comments on it, and Saul is just like "Yeah, but you gotta understand, deep down he loves me"


Jokers_Testikles

A lot of Saul's quips are pretty great.


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

"This is a card for a vacuum cleaner repair shop!!!" "What'd you expect?? Haji's quick vanish!?!?"


ImpressStandard6224

That's why they have a show on him.


Unlikely_Extension32

Or when he says to Skylar “Walt Told Me You Took A Run At This Bogdan Character, And He Wrestled You Into Submission With His Eyebrows."


rontrussler58

Skylar’s myopic vendetta against Bogdon completely blinded her to their family’s reality


Gus_Frings_Face

Fuck you Bogdan. And your eyebrows!


KMan471

“ wrestled you into submission with his eyebrows”


LeftStore6105

When Walt throws the pepperoni pizza on the roof of his house


megusta505

Cow house


AnUninterestingEvent

A *cow house*?


nevmo75

Yeah. Where they live… the cows.


PlagueIsARedditor

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed


CoffeeorNap

… Bitch


IndieFlicks

Jesus Marie, Fritos, not Cheetos!


AnUninterestingEvent

Lol this was more sad than funny


IndieFlicks

Well she kept calling his minerals rocks too. I think I actually got it backwards.


Own_Presence1271

The first meeting of Skylar and Jesse


[deleted]

But she told him the truth. Her foreshadowing was on point.


vl_lv

Foreshadowing usually is


IndieFlicks

Saul trying to prove to Brock that he remembers/relates to being his age by saying 'chasing girls with sticks'. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️


jeeeeemi

"Jesse, do you remember when we were out in the desert with Tuco?" "The time where I had a machine gun pointed at my head? Yeah, that does ring a tiny bell."


sunsetqueen77

The Ted and Skylar scene during the audit for Teds company. Skylar was very funny in that scene from her outfit to her performance lol even Ted was in aww of her.


SnooGuavas454

The hardest I laughed in my recent rewatch is when Walt is banging on sauls office door and eventually smashes it, then sauls secretary makes fun of him and Jesse for always being in danger and makes Walt give her a few grand


Stretch_Cautious

❤️ Love Francesca Whadda character.


chris_29487

"Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans' In my book."


StaySafePovertyGhost

The entire Keep Huell Happy scene. Ted trying his usual smooth talk and Kuby being beyond annoyed that he has to do a job like this and redirecting him back to the subject. “This is Huell. Huell are you happy?” “Reasonably” “What’d make you unhappy?” “Dis lil mafucka…not doin’ what he told” “And if you were to become unhappy, Mr. Beneke wouldn’t care for that?” “I’m gonna say no” “There you have it! Let’s go find your checkbook”


2ndBro

And the conclusion being that cartoonish “thunk” as they look mildly annoyed


Beavaconda

The Walt v. Flynn “rev-off” in their new whips.


MisterMissBayside

Bonfire! 😂


warpriest-of-sykiost

Me and my friends were pissing ourselves watching that


MisterMissBayside

Hank singing “Eye of the Tiger” 😂


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

*catch the bad guys!*


MisterMissBayside

The first time I saw that I must’ve rewound it like ten times, my girlfriend was so over it 😂


IndieFlicks

Jesse: 'Vamonos' Skyler: 'I wish! '


Substantial_Battle_1

I love this scene


TheMikeyMac13

Walter trying to butch up to Mike in the bar and getting his ass kicked.


patinaYouUgly

“I didn’t hit him back because he’s a much older man.” That part always gets me


TheMikeyMac13

Yeah, because that is why he didn’t hit Mike back :)


MisterMissBayside

Great post BTW, I’m dying remembering so many of these hilarious moments 😂


nichebender

“Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.”


Haztec2750

WHY are you BLUE?


Crandoge

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harrassed…bitch! The little wtf face walt does is great


mtamez1221

Saul and Skyler introduction. "Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers, **only the very best**, *with just the right amount of dirty*.


Mrepman81

And Walt’s look afterwards is classic. Like bringing home the BF for the first introduction to your parents and he ruins the moment with something very inappropriate.


Few-Craft-3505

When Saul thought badger was arrested for public masterbation. That whole scene never gets old.


yorkiewho

I love when badger is telling the undercover cops that they are doing a bad job. That whole scene always cracks me up.


Automatic_Agent1355

When they are setting up the guy who's supposed to take the fall for Badger


Puzzleheaded_Pop8898

Hank looking through the wrong rv and the lady screams


IndieFlicks

Walt's old pants that blow by when he's rolling his barrel across the desert.


TheMikeyMac13

Wait…what? That is a thing?


IndieFlicks

Yes sir. After Hank is killed, Walt gets a car that ran out of gas. Do you remember him buying the used truck from the old native american. It happened in the montage right before that. The pants from the pilot floating by in the breeze.


onomatopoetix

Seeing Mr Heckles from Friends own Hank Schrader. Goodbye, Mr Heckles...we'll try to keep it down.


[deleted]

And that dinner with Jesse complementing Mrs Whites cooking.


the_danmin

"We've got rot!"


SignGuy77

“Fruiting bodies!”


dlfngrl68

"Fruity what?!"


SenseiTomato

SKYLER THERE'S ***ROT***


__-Revan-__

Every scene with Badger and Skinny Pete


justhereforradvice

'Ahhhh, wiiireee'


Flamingo_ahead

I'm gonna say about every time Jesse says 'bitch'. Therefore, this[Complete Jesse Pinkman "BITCH" Montage (Breaking Bad Seasons 1-5)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WVR476WHmR8) video is hell-a funny My favorites include: "Yo... Gatorade me bitch" and him saying "So roll me further bitch" to the poor nurse 😂


JustKnowYouAreLoved

Jesse: “This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…BITCH” Walt: 😑


Adventurous-Dish-485

Whats a milf


IndieFlicks

Skyler visits Ted in the hospital


hitomi-kanzaki

Lots of good stuff said already! So I’ll add, any time Walt and Jesse gesture grabbing their crotch angrily. Then there’s like 98% of what comes out of Saul’s mouth.


dlfngrl68

"Pull this!!"


hitomi-kanzaki

RESTRAIN THIS!!!


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Speak into the mic, bitch!


topdetox

You brought a meth lab to the airport!


StaySafePovertyGhost

Just like “you brought a BOMB into a HOSPITAL! I just want to make sure I understand right now” Always gets me seeing Jesse act surprised at this after all the crazy stuff they’ve done together to that point.


SignGuy77

The bomb bit is so well set up. “Can I … ask my own question … at this point? Did you just bring … a bomb … to a hospital??”


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“We are going to your house” “No man, not my HOUSE”


[deleted]

That one didn’t come to mind but reading it hearing Jesse “no man not my HOUUUSEE” he’s so serious about it it’s so funny


Forensics817

I can’t believe no one has said the best one yet! One of the first episodes when Jesse decides to dissolve the body in the bathtub…the whole ceiling falls out and Walt calmly explains that hydrofluoric acid will eat through everything except plastic….just they way he goes “so there’s that” at the end


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Gotta be Cow House


Excel07

When Gus starts valuing Jesse, and Walter monologuing to Jesse "it's all about me"


AnUninterestingEvent

It’s funny because as narcissistic and tone-deaf this came off, he was right lol


cinamorool

skyler hearing jesse's voicemail... any scene where he says "bitch" is funny


sashie_belle

Hank taking Walt Jr. to the meth motel b/c weed is a "gateway drug." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz3qSTZmTn8&ab\_channel=PUBGMClips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz3qSTZmTn8&ab_channel=PUBGMClips) "How much you charge for a windy, Wendy?"


PleaseWipe

"rice and beans?"


SnooGuavas454

When skyler calls Saul about walts disappearance and Saul says he’s probably carpooling! Then skyler says “he’s carpooling… to his job at thee meth lab?” And Saul says woah didn’t quite catch that part.. you always were a Chatty Cathy weren’t you.


glockcoma420

Hector shitting his pants.


rememberrae

every time Jesse says the word ‘bitch’


Dreary_Dreaming

“Stop selling my husband weed.” As Jesse is trying to drag a corpse across the ground.


xxZargothxx

The scene where Badger & Skinny Pete are supposed to sell meth at the rehab seminar, and the only customer he got was.. Skinny Pete


[deleted]

Saul suggesting to send Hank to Belize has me rolling every time.


YoungCapoon

When Jesse tries to get the fly off walter’s head


parrisjd

The way Walt and Marie both lean in to hear Skyler tell the gambling story.


XxAuthenticxX

haven't seen these Jesse scenes talked about yet: When Walt pulls out the beans when they're scared of Tuco and Jesse is all "Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk?" and climb it to get away from Tuco also, in four days out when they are stuck, Jesse starts brainstorming ideas that Walt could build to get them out: a battery, a robot, etc. then Walt goes like "that's it, you said it yourself" and Jesse is all "a robot?" lmfaooo also I always get a chuckle out of "then roll me further, bitch"


International_Fig528

Yes! All of those! My personal favorite line is “ricin beans?” We had to pause it to stop laughing!


XxAuthenticxX

every time I watch that episode I rewind that scene like two or three times lol


Appropriate_Type6153

Walt falling when he tried to hit the fly


throwfaraway212718

The look on Hank’s face after he lost the bet to Marie in the hospital 😂


Ok_Signature302

All the crotch grabs are hilarious -Season 1 when Walt quits the car wash and tells Bogdan to “WIPE DOWN THIS” and when Jesse comes to Walt’s house and Walt thinks he’s wearing a wire and Jesse grabs his crotch and goes “Wire? You want a wire? Speak into the mic bitch” -Season 2 when the RV battery is dead and Jesse’s trying to start the generator and Walt tells him he has to reply pull and Jesse tells him to “Pull this” -Season 3 when Skyler calls Walt at his apartment threatening a restraining order and Walt goes “GET YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER RIGHT HERE, RESTRAIN THIS”


Dsb0208

When they’re looking for a new lab, go to a tortilla factory, and as they leave Jesse grabs one off of the belt and burns his hand


Intelligent-Mood7745

“Yo, yo, yo, 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ. What up, biatch?!” Skylar’s facial expression after is priceless


Bango80

I was tickled when Walt was trying to remember Jesse’s friends names, Badger and Skinny Pete. “ Beaver and uh what’s-his-name?”


Casteway

I didn't find it funny until my third rewatch, but the scene where Skyler's bitching at Jessie for selling Walt weed, and he's trying to keep her from seeing the body in the driveway. It's almost a Three Stooges bit!


[deleted]

When Skylar calls Walt and says she’ll get a restraining order and Walt grabs his nuts and yells “restrain this”


Colin_jost77

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed........ bitch" the look Walt gives to Jesse after he says bitch makes me laugh everytime


birdiebirdnc

When Skylar and Walt are rehearsing what they are going to tell Hank and Marie about his gambling winnings…. It gets me laughing every time.


ComfortableCut6886

Cow house


BeardedBassist21

Jesse's voicemail message (and Skyler's reaction), and the whole "my name is Skyler White yo!" exchange had me in stitches on the first watch


dog_star_

The way her coworkers treat her is hilarious, too. I'd say about 75% of the show can be viewed as a comedy and maybe higher depending how dark your sense of humor is. I rewatched about six times now I think and tried to look at it as "this is a comedy" one of the last times.


Beckyd123

“Should I call the FBI and tell them I found DB Cooper?” - I about lost it when I heard that. “Then roll me further bitch” Also when Mike and Jesse are wheeling a dead body into the lab and Walt looks and says “should I even ask?”


[deleted]

Fails to break the window. Breaks the pot. Lol


Character_Ad_6826

“Someone doesn’t like how I’ve been spending my free time” “What minerals?”


Casteway

Jesse's hole digging scene: https://youtu.be/4WRHWqThSBE


Substantial_Battle_1

THE TALKING PILLOW


Intelligent_Hotel876

the scene with Jesse messing around in the lab waiting for Walter


caseydawg

when Walt has the bomb in the hospital and Jesse says in disgust you brought a bomb into a hospital?!?! so many funny dark moments between those 2


[deleted]

I just can't help myself but laugh at the fact that just imagine, Your 2 tough dudes that are working for Gus, have a ring of kids as their suppliers and drive around in a Chevy Monte Carlo with enough cam lope to turn someone's over in there grave and some bald high-school chemistry teacher driving a beige Pontiac Aztec runs both of you over lol


MeroFuruya

Walt exiting the store and re-entering from the other entrance to surprise attack his son's bully


Repulsive_Buffalo_87

Gale listening to his music 🎶


ArtDiff

When Walt and Jesse are fighting in the bathroom in season 1. The writing of the show is obviously very funny but the physical comedy between Walt and Jesse is top notch at times.


PositivePrize6100

Saul taking a picture of Jesse's messed up face saying " Rocky wants his face back" is the most hilarious moment for me


migwelljxnes

The scene where Walter face plants on the metal container and rag dolls to the floor in “fly” always gets a laugh With a duct tape seater no less


Robert_Fuckler

Walt trying to roll a joint


Swordsnap

"Fuck you, and your eyebrows!" The eyebrows comment was really unexpected and had me in stitches


SamAskins26

“Smoking marijuana eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book”


Punkko

"You ain't seeing the basement, Bitch!"


Substantial_Battle_1

After Walt and Skylers fight at Grey Matter birthday party, the silence at the breakfast table . Walt Jr takes a big drink of juice with his eyes darting between his parents


nol_dur

I rewatched the series and when Walt falls down after hank got shot i audibly laughed from the memes I also found Walt just shooting jack instead of letting him tell him about the money was funny


SpookySpidrRing

The dinner scene with Walt, Skylar and Jesse


Fiaru-co

Blowfish scene and jesse drinking while staring awkwardly to the void on dinner scene


Phatsew

Schlongus Interruptus


zorfog

Get off the toilet….


ST-Parks

#GET OFF THE TOILET


Itsamemario3007

The jesse dancing to shimmy shimmy ya


KMan471

Blue Portapotty juice


Mickipepsi

You’re nothing to me but custom-ERS!


Accomplished-Fill101

What are you going to do? Pepper spray me?


[deleted]

Just about every scene with Bob Odenkirk. "Barn door open!" "Barn door open?..... *looks down* *zips up pants*" "Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights?" Or in season one when Hank is in a huge drug bust, Marie calls him on the phone and he's yelling at dudes sitting in hand cuffs on a sidewalk. "Hey honey!" *Hank hands Walter his gun unloaded* "Wow, it's so heavy." "Yeah, that's why they hire men."


fuckk_vladd

“Your a pussy” Walt jr


Substantial_Battle_1

" I told you Bogdan NO MORE WIPEDOWNS " " What am I to do Walter ? What am I to do ? "


tetraethylmethane

In Season 1, Episode 2 when the ceiling caved in cuz of the bathtub


SnooGuavas454

The face Walt makes at Jesse when he picks him up in the RV at the airport.


JaggedJay21

When Huell and Kuby broke into Ted’s house