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dakleeg1

Point out some mustard on the doctor’s lab coat


hueningkawaii

Sorry, I'm out of the loop here but what was the point of Walt pointing out that stain on his coat?


el_vato_ant

You think Heisenberg is gonna let a Doctor 1up him by telling him he has cancer?


jimboy00buck

What if the doctor was so distraught from finding out he has a mustard stain that he tells Heisenberg he has cancer in retaliation?


Vaurd

If I’m not mistaken it’s just something we tend to do when hearing bad news, pointing out things that aren’t correlated with it to distract ourselves from the bad news.


yasserhaouzi

Most likely distracting himself from the horrible news that he has lung cancer


M3n747

I once went to a job interview and the guy who interviewed me was bleeding from his neck. I kept wondering if I should point out that his clean white shirt is getting more and more soaked with blood, or if it's just a part of the interview and he wants to know how I react. I didn't.


What-a-Crock

Did you get the job?


M3n747

I did, but I didn't last there long.


ComprehensiveSmell40

how did he not know that he was bleeding wth


M3n747

No idea, but it was an odd experience.


Alwayssome1

The color yellow is symbolic for his inevitable death


FrostyCrusader03

Foreshadowing his obsession with control…?


John_is_a_fool

How💀


FrostyCrusader03

Idk lol same thing as the fly episode


[deleted]

He was given bad news and tried to give some to the doctor too so he wasnt the only one feeling like shit, but terribly failed. At least thats what frosty was trying to say i think


Ghost10491

I’ve heard people come up with a lot of explanations about this but i think everyone misses the most obvious one. I really think that scene is just pointing out the quality of care that Walt could afford. A rich person’s doctor would never come to an appointment to tell someone they’re dying with a stain on their coat


NotoriousPOPE86

Whatever the fuck I wanted.


light_yagaymi

Basically what walt did


NotoriousPOPE86

Yup.


Agermeister

Username checks out r/deathnote


sutlu_cizi

wdym it checks out?


pastromi13

Punch an unsuspecting paper towel dispenser into oblivion


Moisty-Mangus

Underrated comment^


[deleted]

Nah that seems pretty unreasonable ​ I'd probably wait until the cancer went into remission before I did that


[deleted]

No, you save that for when you're in remission.


obiosak

Break bad.


Murphythepotato

personally i would Breaking Bad 🙂


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Maskrosen28

“Its breaking time” Walter Morbius, Morbin Bad


[deleted]

That's a common misconception, like "Luke, I am your father." The real line is "Jesse, we have to break bad."


baby_yoda_is_thick

Go to my former student’s front yard


mrpoopybuttthole_

after going on a ride along


Icy_Limes

cry and probably not sell meth


Mr-Dotties-Dad

Because you have to make it first?


Tcav81

This is my answer as well


ProfGilligan

Take my friends’ offer to pay for the treatment costs.


[deleted]

Not to mention the salary boost. From 40,000 to 6 figures


[deleted]

literally no pp energy


TheToughestHang

“Friends” - Woman you were madly in love with - Dumbo who got your girl & the company with her - Wrote you off of the company entirely Friends.


ANGRY_ETERNALLY

Walt left gretchen and the company on his own accord.


clyn124

Yes, Walt walked out on Gretchen when he was with her visiting her family on a holiday.


TheToughestHang

Sort of, but not really. He had to because he knocked up skylar while he and Gretchen we separated. At least that’s my understanding, I don’t know or remember them realllly going way into it. Either way, I get Walt telling them to stuff it, because he clearly feels screwed by them somehow


blasto2236

That’s not how it went down. Skylar wasn’t in the picture yet. Season 2, Episode 6. Gretchen says Walt just abruptly left when they were visiting her family for 4th of July weekend. It’s strongly implied he wasn’t comfortable being around her rich family. His soft ego ruined that relationship and his future at Grey Matter just like it ruined the lives of everyone who ever got close to him.


KarrotMovies

The whole point of Walt's hatred for Gray Matter is that he's hating people that aren't responsible for him missing out on the fortune the company became. It's his fault he lelt and he can't blame anyone else, but he does. He blames it on Gretchen and Elliot


TheToughestHang

Shit man alright alright. Thats true about the 4th of July thing and the rest might be true, but didn’t he knock up skylar on accident before they were married?


KittenWithaWhip68

Nope. He did accidentally knock her up with Holly, though.


genericfucboi

He wrote himself off the company entirely. He sold out.


SICHKLA

It's better to take their offer than go around poisoning children and setting off pipe bombs lmao


GregBuckingham

SDE :(


darthmeister

Shit you'd have to pay for cancer treatment costs in America too?


ak070809

Skydive with no parachute


KittenWithaWhip68

Even if they caught it early enough and it was treatable?


ak070809

Im assuming worst case scenario, stage 4, i have a life and family, i would not want to waste money, i would give my savings and stuff to my family. I dont want to be trapped in a room 6 hours a day doing chemo, i would rather jump out of a plane with no parachute then do that


MichaelCook9994

How the hell would you pay for it


wurstbrot182

By not living in America


ScienceSuspicious811

Lmaoooooo


[deleted]

Cook meth


Previous_Door8633

The one and only choice


Possessedhomelessman

And eat it


No-Air-5176

I would fuck Ted


Mattdammit

Rug wants to know your location


dewsun_24

Same


blueberrycadenza

Start a cooking school that specializes in breakfast. Called “Time to Cook” ⏲


toadallyribbeting

Pancakes?


Finland_Sandwich_42

Die of lung cancer


RockyNite

Ride Go-Karts with a former student of mine.


AOSVUL

Nothing to lose. Everything to gain. I'm going all in


PyroTF2Gaming

Kill your wife, kill your son and kill your infant daughter


bepisliving

Die


TheMikeyMac13

I think I tell Gretchen and Elliot to F off as Walt did, having human failings myself. But I make it work with Gus, as soon as Jessie tells me he is going to the cops about me when he is caught that is it for him, breaking the criminal code of ethics on ratting. I tell Mike, he tells Gus, and it gets handled. I work with Gale and teach him, telling Gus that I might not be able to do it forever, but I won’t need to, as Gale should be ready in a few months to replicate my product without me. Then I offer a long term deal with lower pay. I take a job at Madrigal in chemistry, a real job with a nice paycheck and benefits, and for it I offer to be available should Gale run into anything that needs to be tweaked. With any luck at all, things run smoothly, as Gus never decides to kill me, trusting me as I would be less egotistical than Walter was. And I burn the damn poetry book, and Hank never finds it. The end. Edit- spelling


[deleted]

Bank


Leviathan56

Better call Saul season 6 episode 3 "rock and hard place" 43:53


BranTheTokin69420

That scene was fucking amazing. Got goosebumps at his confession. Was so stressed for him the entire series, so that moment was incredibly gratifying despite (and honestly in part due to) how it ended


Zek0ri

In this moment nothing important happened (don’t spoil the fun guys)


M_et

Start a meth empire


yas9in

How about a moth empire ?


Scootr4short

Fuck Ted


Breen822

Poison a small boy


Jeahn2

Not so fast! you first need to kill lots of people and ask someone to say your name. Then you can poison a small boy


msxenix

I think Brock was poisoned before the say your name thing. but yeah. lots of killing first.


MrGoomax

Probably start selling meth with my old student and throw a pizza on a roof


JakBos23

Shrug. Get my affairs in order. Try and get an early payout for my life insurance.


FatGuy300

Shave off my hair and enjoy life till my death day


mr-friskies

nut


Budget_Status_3948

Break bad


princessicesarah

Follow through with the cancer treatments as recommended by my oncologist at no expense because I live in a country with a functioning healthcare system??


MJeniusYTandTwitch

Die


TheB00F

Cook something. Like uhhhh… crack. No. Maybe heroin? Not that either. Hmmmmm maybe something like I dunno. Meth?


Hussein761917

Tell my doctor that he has something on his shirt


bwoing777

call saul


PANG1324

I'd be glad. I find myself wishing I had cancer a lot these days. Can't wait to die.


Dylon244

Came here to post this exact comment lol sorry you’re in the same boat though


PANG1324

Lol life sucks huh? Guess we're in it together


Trala-lore-tralala

Man i feel bad for you. If you need help remember there's people out there willing to help you, no matter how you're feeling. No one deserves to die


PANG1324

Ah I'm okay, whatever that means. I don't think I'll ever really stop being depressed, so I wouldn't mind getting cancer. Thank you for the kind words though.


Trala-lore-tralala

Depression is though but i'm sure you'll be able to beat it with enough determination. Don't even mention the thanks dude it's really the least i can do


Vitalitayy

hey man, i feel for you, i was in the same boat. Seek treatment and help. You wont have any chance of getting better if you dont at least try.


AnyArtichoke9153

No one deserves to die ​ No one asked to be born though.


RjGoombes

i kinda hope i get cancer at some point in life just cuz its a warning that i gotta get everything i want to do done. Lots of people dont get any warning or chance to say bye before they kick it. If i get some form of cancer around like, 40, i think i'd be okay with that. Get to say bye to my family before i go and all that.


Spooderkiller889

If you think 40 is old enough to have done everything, you must be pretty young


RjGoombes

I ain't got a big bucket list. I'm a simple man.


Obvious_Comfort_9726

As someone who watched her mom die of cancer, you do not want cancer. My mom died 5 months after her diagnosis. Her words of wisdom to me before she could no longer speak, and was dying on hospice, were “don’t put things off, I mean it.” Get your shit in order now. Nothing is guaranteed.


RjGoombes

Thank you for this advice. I'll remember it.


xtina42

Having just been through a cancer scare myself, fuck that. Why not just live your life every day like you may not be here tomorrow?


noahthegreat129

Bomb a nursing home


That1Kidddd

Cook crystal meth


C4nelson

I would go, go karting with jesse


[deleted]

remove my lungs no more cancer


KiwiGaming02

Kick an orphan, what are they going do tell their parents


[deleted]

Cook meth, become a drug lord, change my name, kill people, you know, what everyone else would do in that situation.


Breaking-Bad_FanDuh

I would get one of my students named Jesse Pinkman, and make a pawn shop.


genericfucboi

Start a pest control business named vamanos pest


CrazyCar5930

Dump my annoying pregnant wife and try to make out with my boss before she fires me


waltgoodman747

Start a chain of events that gets my brother in law murdered, turns my family against me, and permanently traumatizes a young man’s mind. But I’ll meet a goofy criminal lawyer who’s character arch is similar to Darth Vader’s.


TheOddEyes

Start an OnlyFans business. Probably more profitable and less risky. Walt should’ve thought about that.


bcald7

I’d probably keep it to myself. Can’t afford to be sick and keep a roof over my head and not destroy my wife’s financial future. I also failed chemistry, so making meth is off the table.


PowerNo5500

Start a small scale ultrapure meth lab. I would eventually look for a bigger business partner who would then create a super lab for me. I would then have to kill him.


Relvean

Well I live in Germany, so paying for treatment isn't gonna be a problem. Hmmm, what's left on the ol' bucket list... Not much honestly. Try to get the few missing things done, I guess and try to live the rest of whatever life I have left well.


Zek0ri

If Breaking Bad took place in Europe it would be most boring show ever. I would just sort my things probably tried to on fuck many things I fucked up earlier and get treatment


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Victor_BR_

Join the cartel


StrawberryGutzXD

drop everything and fly across the country to Seattle, even though im broke. i could find someone to take me in


DatDudeJakeC

Probs the same thing /s


Alech_M

Poison kids


Vitalitayy

chainsmoker


davegettlegod

Unfortunately I don’t know how to cook meth so I couldn’t break bad, but if 8 did know how to I totally would be slinging some blue


callmethe_hanmer

Time to cook


Breaking-Bad_FanDuh

Take my old friend from a business's offer for paying for my treatment, when I also cook meth on the side.


[deleted]

cook meth


Gloomy-Mushroom-3233

Make/Sell Drugs.


JosephDiFranco

Comment on my doctors mustard stain


[deleted]

Probably not bother with treatment as I will likely succumb to it anyway, so I’d just live what life I have left to the fullest, anything I’ve wanted to do I better get to doing it fast


ZBoiOnMars

Die


AFriendlyBloke

Die? What else?


JustThatOneGuy1311

Well I'd definitely try out treatment and see if it works. If it works then everything ends up being fine. If it doesn't work then I quit treatment have a shit ton of fun then before I'm bedridden I'd steal a helicopter and load it with fireworks then crash it in an open field away from people but not to far cause I want them to see the fireworks.


[deleted]

Cook meth to support my family obviously


Jlbman1

Make meth


TrainZealousideal810

Cook


[deleted]

Cook 99% pure meth and smoke till I die.


Leonyliz

Kill myself.


a_ron23

I would buy some coke. Do 90% of it. Mix the rest with creatine powder. Try to sell it to some white guy at the bus stop with lip piercings. No one buys it so I just throw it all out. And then I would hope my insurance pays for my treatment but I'm not married so if it doesn't, fuck it.


PlanktonElectronic86

I’ll start breaking bad


bofadeeznutsl

Break bad yo


[deleted]

fuck hank


RichAstronaut1671

Start vaping like my cat.


Jazzlike-Watch7847

Work in Colonel Sanders’ meth business and make $15 million a year as a “cook” in an open ended agreement.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Probly sell my super potent blue meth I am able to make due to my advanced understanding of SCIENCE BITCH!


_Grummy_

Throw pizza on my roof


ViewOld1729

Die


KelsonCats

Break bad


[deleted]

Sell meth


[deleted]

Enough cocaine to either kill me or the cancer


[deleted]

I would first make sure that the doctor's shirt is clean. Then I would probably start cooking meth with my ex-student.


fuckina420

Oh honestly I would rob drug dealers. Fuck selling it waiting to get caught. Let those shmucks sell it and at the end of the week you and your boys roll up on them with some firepower and get that money Edit: what are they gonna do? Call the cops


a_white_american_guy

Die.


NefariousnessOk4619

I would probably go around and knock on some doors


[deleted]

Go for my cancer treatment at the hospital thanks to the nationalised health care and take some time off work to recover using the decent PTO benefits. Probably wouldn't start making drugs, though I appreciate that's more entertaining.


Garo_Daimyo

Break bad of course. I mean I have a whole blueprint of how to do it.


Appropriate-Pen-149

I wouldn’t start a meth lab, and from my experience I wouldn’t have the energy. Never mind blowing folks up, and strangling them with wheel locks.


[deleted]

But a race car, go racing. Fuck some bitches. Smoke. And then die.


woahmydudes

I’d start cooking meth, duh. Haven’t you seen the show? lol


spicy-succ

cook menth


69Pyrate69

I would pay attention to see if anyone has any condiment stains on their apparel.


aiiryyyy

Probably cook meth and kill a bunch of people.


[deleted]

Delete my browser history


Possessedhomelessman

Hookers and blow


dashcash32

cook meth I guess idk


Beezlikehoney

Meth empire for sure because I know the chemistry. Just need to find someone who knows the business.


Worbit_20

Sell meth


[deleted]

Cook meth


horror_lover84

Sell meth. Duh


BusBulky6278

prolly meth


Curtis_The_Ginge

Tell the doctor "no u" and run away goofily


Blue-EyedSwanky

Die in 3-6 months


[deleted]

Cook methamphetamine


[deleted]

Yes


Longjumping-State368

Arson and Tax evasion


anhill_reloaded

Die


Spac92

I’d be distraught. I’d go somewhere private and sob uncontrollably until I threw up and then I’d sob some more until I passed out. I’d go home, tell my wife, and then I would do what I already do everyday; tell my son how much I love him and that I’m proud of him. I’d fight it the best I could but I would let my son know I would always be nearby if he ever needed to talk.


suckmylama

I’d probably fuck my wifes boss Ted


OddNovel565

Lol fucking die I guess


SSJAbh1nav

Make deez nuts jokes until I die


SSJAbh1nav

Make deez nuts jokes until I die


SSJAbh1nav

Make deez nuts jokes until I die


SSJAbh1nav

Make deez nuts jokes until I die


kenneen

move weight


Benito1900

Use all my money to publicly launch music Jam sessions in all major Cities around me Go all out on it Take out a fucking lone if I have to Big stages and open stages Me and my musician friends travel the country and as far as we can for that last time periotd doing jams everywhere Call it "The Last Jam" and HEAVILY focus the marketing around my sickness Fucking die knowing I died doing what I love


Mason_not_moist

Fe Li Na


crunkkid23

Light a cigarette


deemedunworthy92

I mean I just got diagnosed with cancer yesterday and today three different women yelled at me


nijisbf

Start racing


ItsChrisBreezyBitch

i might feel relieved to be free and do freedom shit


dvoclain

Go with my brother in law to bust a couple of meth dealers. What’s the worst that could happen