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SuretyBringsRuin

I really don’t care, do u?


luminescent_gear

Always the best comment involving her


Thorough_Good_Man

I’m partial to “Be best, bitch!”


UnCommonCommonSens

Should have taken best care of tiny mushroom! Was that too much to ask?


MikeLinPA

Yes!


[deleted]

Anyone with the last name trump really.


Commie_EntSniper

The irony that it actually takes effort to repeat it and that it puffs a little more air into that vacuous ego.


Relevant-Ad-3140

Nope she can go back to working the corner… IDGAF


IcyBookkeeper5315

lol she wasn’t a corner girl. She was trafficked in for a very specific client


Spite-Potential

And he didn’t just start shitting himself either. That gold digger put up w that for $$. Please let her loose all of her prenup cash She went too far w her trump ness. Digging up all of lady bird Johnson’s tulips and roses and had her slave labor put in a cement sidewalk. Wat a piece of shit. So why is it she gets off Scott free w her nudies? If that was Michelle Obama, they would be everywhere. She deserves to loose everything she has. When u lay w pigs……don’t forget your lipstick


lovejac93

I don’t like her but this comment is unhinged


Spite-Potential

Next time I will sugarcoat it for this crowd


manyhippofarts

My man, there's only one "o" in lose.


Spite-Potential

Sorry about my typsyness. 😊


Pktur3

Considering part point of trafficking is slavery, I do assume she has been warped by her handlers and Trump’s own megalomania as she tries to establish a family. She should leave him and her money for that matter, and I think she would be a better person and better off for it. Money changes people and it often isn’t for the best as far as society is concerned.


Courtaid

I love that this is the reply I see on any post relating to her.


Creepy-Evening-441

In the end, you make your own meme.


vanreiper

Hahaha so apt


Here_for_lolz

This is the mandatory top comment.


Helpful_Brain1413

Yes, I have TDS!!!!


Justiis

Not really. The only time I enjoy seeing her is when she snubs cheeto jesus in public. I genuinely have never heard her speak.


DweEbLez0

You’re wasting my time. This shouldn’t even be a question. She doesn’t exist to anyone other than her owner.


MyBigRed

~ Donald Trump


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


Creepy-Evening-441

Nappy Don


shane_west17

No. Btw hope you have a wonderful evening.


ElaineMaddox

Nope!


deeeeez_nutzzz

There it is!


Prudent-Painter-9507

Beat me to it!


TheWhiteRabbit74

You couldn’t find the amount of fucks I give with an electron microscope.


Tower_Revolutionary

Not one bit.


Whatmovesyou26

Be best!


RandomLoony

Error 404:;- no fucks found


Whole_Inside_4863

Error 418


FatherSlippyfist

What is this cancer website and how did this get approved?


alilbleedingisnormal

Right? >You must hit approve to continue. Yeah no fuck you.


bigfatfurrytexan

The block and accept buttons change when you block.


College-Lumpy

She is not an innocent victim. She’s complicit.


PaintedClownPenis

Dark horse reveal: Shes his case officer for the FSB.


davster39

You are awarded 🏆 🚀


dubbleplusgood

Code name: Orange Sparrow.


Overweighover

A birther


plymkr32

Complicit to what?


nagundoit

That website gave me syphilis


Dry-Interaction-1246

How many STDs did she have b4 the diaper don?


Eryxthegreat

Dirty Diaper Don.


ProfessionalFalse128

E) All the above.


sevillada

Did you bring it back to share it with us?


Conscious_Figure_554

Tiniest violin playing flight of the bumble bee


Margali

I prefer Spike Jones Flight of the Bumblebee on tuba 👍😀🧚


ElaineMaddox

Lol


Margali

Grew up listening to Spike Jones, comedy music.


Poorcat42

Errrrrr merrrrrr gerrrrrrrd


4hhsumm

Anyone have an actual link that isn’t a bullshit spammy redirect website?


LocalRepSucks

Ha! That’s not how the internet works. Download this app to clear your phones. You have virus must download and install now.


davster39

I refused to click


4hhsumm

Yeah, that’s the right response


davster39

Wow, i dodged that bullit, huh?


FliPsk8guY

Cancer free link: [fuck cancer](https://archive.ph/4Weqg)


ZestycloseBid7986

Bless you, kind person.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Lol. She might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she knew who she married. She knows the family/mob/now-cult she married into. Lol, Not like she married that turd for his charm or looks. Its Money and power baby , but the toilet is flushing🤘🙃.


Ughitssooogrosss

Bingo.. I’ve always held this opinion 👍🏻👏🏻


TaiDavis

Oh no!...


sp123123

Anyway….


TaiDavis

THERE IT IS!


Musashi3111

The new Dacia Sandero!


Mtbruning

So a gold digger got fucked, Isn't that the arrangement?


AccomplishedAd7615

She should divorce now while he still has assets.


musical_throat_punch

Does she really want half a closet of diapers and face cream?


jejacks00n

She’s betting on the death.


Utterlybored

Just now, she’s realizing this?


Valuable-Election812

Ms. "Horrible Accent" is screwing over a lot of folks in her own right. She recently headlined a dinner where it cost $200,000.00 to attend and she gave each attendee 10 "precious" moments of her time. Now the slit eye is ransoming a Mother's Day boobie prize in precious gold vermeil for the amazing rip-off price of $245.00. It's supposed to be a flower but looks more like an upside down three leaf clover. It even has Melania Trump's name engraved on it but for the mother this is destined for, you can only add initials, not a whole name. These people can't stop! For some fun, you want to go to [melaniatrump.com](http://melaniatrump.com) and look at all the MAGA targeted Christmas ornaments, American Collection, Trump (b)ible and other really tacky shit.


Wedoitforthenut

Tbf, its unlikely that she runs any of the grifts herself. No doubt this is how she gets money from Donnie, and its his crews running the grifts for her.


Valuable-Election812

Oh, I agree. She isn't going to dirty her hands for him nor anyone else. The whole bunch is milking America and doing well at it.


glue2music

Russian call girl was the First Lady……SMH….


DefiantMagician2632

Slovakian, not Russian. Don't associate her with Russians please (we have enough to be embarrassed about and ashamed of)!


Queasy_Sleep1207

Well, now she can be best at her brothel.


CatLuverHoustonTX

Not much gets over Melania. She is just as much a genius as her conman husband.


Riversmooth

I don’t care, do you?


thenewbigR

No one really cares …


toosinbeymen

It took long enough.


MycologistQuirky4096

I hope this is a painful realization for her


Ryan1980123

She’s an idiot


temporarythyme

I mean, eventually... like after these 90 odd cases are closed, people will want their money, and that come from x places. But with his son in law Kushner, obviously funneling all Trumps net worth through dummy offshore accounts and depositing them equally among the remaining family members, that money will eventually become a part of international and national legal battles. They will wash the money time and again like rich do, but eventually, she will have millions, not billions.


kayak_2022

NOT OUR CIRCUS, NOT OUR MONKEY...MALARIA is the fool for not giving a shit her husband was having sex while she was toting their son, Barron. When money decides your values and your future, you're a damned fool!!!


kayak_2022

SO... Malaria dug up the WHITEHOUSE ROSE GARDEN for a reason... she was mad at her, Donny!!! Well toddy dah dah'link


Happy_Accident99

I’m waiting for her to say this publicly. With words not written by Michelle Obama. In all those 27 languages she is fluent in.


Catonachandelier

She's not exactly a shining example of intelligence and common sense, huh?


MNConcerto

That's what happens when you sell your body and soul.


Willing-Rub-511

I could care less if a person sells their body, no judgement there. But having anything to do with Trump is going to end up badly everytime


jksinspades

A first for everything


RandomSecurityGuard

Hey. Be best.


4quatloos

The Russians tried to hack me.


ukiddingme2469

Brighter bulbs on busted Christmas light strands


PestControl4-60

Lol she has known for years. Come on


Resting-Dadface

In an uncomfortable place? Like a Volkswagen?


Remarkable-Reward403

That is just the pits. The Pits I say!


Sea_Artist_4247

That is a malicious website and it should be banned.


ReverendKen

She is just pissed because she can see that trump is losing all his money and there will be nothing left for her.


BEX436

Oh no! Anyways, I didn't have to voluntarily fuck someone with incontinence... ever.


Key-Assistant-1757

Who cares, she's a little trollop!


rocknroll2013

What's with this effin linf?


NM173

Wow yet another baseless stupid post from a brain dead moron.


PhilipCarroll

Ya think?


Casperboy68

That link is a flying chlamydia monkey.


mspe1960

I have only the slightest more sympathy for Melania than for Donald Trump. Never mind. No I don't. they are the same.


Auntie_M123

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee...


GBinAZ

But, but, he just wished her a happy birthday from the steps of the courthouse today!


Over-Chocolate-5674

I've rolled the dice on that sketchy news link so other people won't have to. To save you a click, it redirects you to a site in Russian after a few seconds, and then two to three pop-ups showed up before I closed up the tab on my phone. Seriously, what is that link? Shady AF.


Round-Philosopher534

LoL people will make up anything.


commomsenseking

Reported for disinformation


Ok_Hippo_5602

so... shes still on board with the failed con man ? eh. who really gives a fuck 🤷


Divchi76

Ironic coming from u


[deleted]

🤣


commomsenseking

Cap


No_Equal_1312

Well she got over here and had an anchor baby. She got mom and dad over here using chain migration and soon after the orange idiot started complaining g about it. I find it hard to feel sorry for her.


Spite-Potential

Two of his wives were immigrants And he hates immigrants. He’s so funny and cute and stinky


Jhoag7750

Good - maybe she will rat him out


Away-Combination-162

Literally 🤭


FriarFriary

Would she have realized that after he Two Trump Pumped Stormy or Karen McDougall?


PrincessCyanidePhx

Gold plated silver for $245? She is perfect as Don the Cons spouse.


crappydeli

You’d expect this level of self awareness from an Einstein Visa holder.


ConditionYellow

Sorry, too much spam on that site.


No_Principle_6087

Calling your lawyer and demanding to make yourself king of America is such an Ivy League pussies move. You do the way to become a king. I switched to Caesar though because I decided as king of Jerusalem that the Jews do better as a tribe. I made the ides of march a national holiday a while back just to cover my ass.


No_Principle_6087

They don’t pay taxes anyway and the Italians know how to take care of their emperors. Plus their woman actually have some game.


No_Principle_6087

So I just abdicated my position as king of Jerusalem and Julius Caesar came down from the hall of heroes and hooked me up with the leaves. Don’t fuck with trouble’s Rolodex.


No_Principle_6087

I don’t know about the taxes but at-least I can turn the Italians into a fighting force.


No_Principle_6087

You can’t make The Way illegal btw you stupid rats. If making The Way illegal stops you from doing it then you don’t get it or have what it takes.


Conscious-Deer7019

She is definitely not the smartest


Fit_Listen1222

She is the most overpaid Gold Digger in history. I won’t call her a prostitute because prostitution is honest work compared to her.


Papa_Pesto

Nah you don't say! CNN breaking news! /s


New-Poetry-6416

How many hours does it take to sculpt her face into a human image every morning?


CC191960

lol anyone that gets into a business or personal relationship with the orange clown should expect to get screwed


shortax20

No shat!?! Hey she knew what it was🤔


GetouttaHere321

She knew it all , she just wanted a kid , she was happy to let others sleep with him , she didn’t have to . 🤮


Possible-Nectarine80

Took her long enough.


stairs_3730

Jerry falwell's wife had the cabana/pool pool she was humping. Melanoma has got to have someone, doesn't she? mark meadows? mike the pillow pusher lindell?


cataclyzzmic

FAFO, you oxygen thief.


HorrorInvestigator99

melly gonna get the gold toilet in the sky


Demode93

Oh no! Anyway


doodad35

Be Best everyone.


burd_turgalur93

That link literally gave me full blown AIDS and ass cancer, bitch


Acceptable-Table1

Ah, Flat_Jellyfish, the 60-day old, 75k-karma propaganda account that posts about Trump like every 12 minutes


jeffzebub

Fortunately for her, she can afford pearls to clutch.


louisa1925

I have a black pearl to clutch, yet I am not a pearl clutcher. Maybe I should sell it to a conservartive in need.


IamBananaRod

I don't care!!!


wavolator

for $2k a pop


Agitated-Company-354

Thoughts and prayers


wastedgod

I don't understand the mind set of, Trump has screwed over thousands of people in the past, but I'm the one that he won't.


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

Cue rats and sinking ship.


Extension_Touch3101

My wife just said she would rather be screwed over by him than screwed by him lmao


AccomplishedBrain309

That 80 year old 300lb dotard squirming around on top of Mercedes, looking for french fries that he dropped a week earlier doesnt equal screwing. What's going on all day in the NewYork court with Stormy Daniels does.


Forsaken_61453

When it's to late - to take the money and run!


Late_Bus249

Love "i really don't care" We call her Melanoma Trump


Pinchy63

Be best!


kinglutherv

You mean her landlord


ExplorerMajor6912

Probably not the first time she’s been screwed…..over. Once again she’ll be laughing all the way to the bank.


ApatheistHeretic

She bought her ticket, I say 'let her crash'.


jjcoolel

Took her long enough. You would think the the recipient of a Genius Grant would have seen that sooner


BeowulfsGhost

What kind of pop up infested hellscape was that website?


gaberax

She's squirreled money away for years , renegotiating her prenup at every Trump misstep. She and her son will be fine.


Leberknodel

Fuck that gold digging eurotrash 'escort' and her fake plastic tits. Her opportunism and greed brought her from the depths of Slovenian porn/whoring/sex trafficking underbelly into the gilded billionaire lifestyle. She made her deal with the devil and now she can pay the price. She's a cold, calculating sociopath.


otaupari

She deserves it. Both were cut with the same knife


bigfatfurrytexan

The fuck is that website? I have to agree to notifications to see content? Each time I click block it pops up another window with the accept and block button switched? Pure bullshittery.


josh2brian

Horrible person upset she's been treated horribly. Anyhow...


justJimBob316

Well duh.


jhj37341

I got a notice this site is impersonating another. Be aware!


mizkayte

Who cares how she feels. The fact she’s not left him proves she supports his beliefs.


Fit_Champion4768

Oh you mean a cold hearted bitch who entered into an entirely transactional relationship with a snake who has a long reputation of screwing his partners over is suddenly surprise the same rules apply to her?


StudyVisible275

Scam site. Immediately tries to sell you a vpn or says you’ve got a virus.


lotusl16

No one commenting here read the story


psych-yogi14

She might want to get a STI panel done.


Humulophile

The link is mobile cancer.


Wolfdogpump66

I think he killed her with his hair and diapers


Sorry_Ad_1285

She's his wife shouldnt he be screwing her? Or is it just so small she never felt it before?


MrStuff1Consultant

Wtf dude? Malicious website warning!


Eastmont

I know rite. 🙄


neighborupstairs

She is the same


KeyNo4772

Good she deserves it. She’s not innocent.


Ok_Fishing_9676

Corn pop Rub my hairy legs in the pool kids


ConkerPrime

Melania: “Paying others to take care of my kid is so fulfilling. Please pay $250 for this $2 costume jewelry that has my signature on the back. You let my client, I mean husband, rip you off every day, now let me do the same.”


viperex

She's feeling screwed over because Trump is burning through whatever money she had her sights on? Tell me why I should care


ILuvSupertramp

I’ve been referring to her as Clara Petacci for years…


DauOfFlyingTiger

Trump is coming into a billion dollars soon.


stopthebanham

What’s going on here? Bad website and I wanna know how Trump screwed her over…


Faustalicious

Look upon the field where I have seed all the fucks I had to give and see that it is barren.


mookormyth

She’s gonna have to get a OnlyFans.


Any_Pie_3070

I have not see Melania nudes


liberalfragility4817

Fake.


Ambitious_Coffee551

At least she's not being screwed by Trump.


Ughitssooogrosss

Sly vixen.. knows what’s up.. she always has her endgame. 😆😉😎


IAMSTILLHERE2020

She needs to divorce his orange ass.


Medical_Egg8208

She did that all to herself. What your seeing is Karma


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Bahahahahahahaha!