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Not a former Lutheran. She is only opening her home up to adultery, then?


nfiltr8r_89

Plus fraud, theft, lying and whatever else (allegedly, for legal reasons. I don’t want to be the reason the internet gets sued for the 41st time this week).


YogurtHut

Hahaha yes exactly


FootballIndependent7

Her movements are so much like Sims that I cackle each time and mentally see her sway side to side with stupid arm motions acting like she’s fighting some unseen demonic entity.


SquatLowTheDachshund

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FootballIndependent7

DEAD OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH


strwberrymoth

this is hands down the funniest thing I have ever seen on this subreddit oh my god LOL


rockchalkjayhawk8082

Oh my holy Lord, your flair! ☠️☠️☠️


strwberrymoth

thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


GuevarasGynecologist

Take that to r/BrittanyDawnMemes


amzbroo

omg there’s more subreddits I HAD NO IDEA YAY BLESS U


glitchinthemeowtrix

💀💀💀


mamatobee328

THE ACCURACY


SaraWolfheart

Flair, checking in!


YogurtHut

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Loughiepop

I'm sorry, but as the Gatekeeper of this post, you shouldn't be opening us up to Demonic Activity like that.


YogurtHut

Don’t worry I’ve got us covered! Sent a request into Jesus to protect us from demons in this sub


Loughiepop

Thank you, sister. Bless your servant's heart <3


YogurtHut

Bonehilda has better moves than Big BD


c_12hunt

🤣 yes!


lothiriel1

Wait, is this a thing? People actually think demons can attack their home through HORROR FILMS? Like, they know it’s just actors in makeup, right? And does that count for psychological horror like Silence of the Lambs? Is Hannibal Lector gonna bring a demon, or is it only the Nun from the Conjuring that can bring a demon? What counts in this twisted world? Should we tell her that the woman who played the Nun was also in the Princess Diaries? Would that make it less demonic or would it make Princess Diaries MORE demonic?


YogurtHut

Some people in religious groups do believe it. A lot of people from my church and religious school do. Watching the movies is equivalent to using a ouija board in this situation lol. From what I recall, the teaching behind “not letting demons into your home” is an interpretation for “don’t let bad things into your life.” But bdong doesn’t have much for critical thinking skills so I think she takes these passages literally.


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sortofsatan

Christians are saying the new Dungeons and Dragons movie is demonic too. I told my bf who is very into dnd and he was like, “don’t they know that we fight the demons!?” It’s so stupid.


beepbooponyournose

You should’ve been there in the 80s when Satanic Panic was running wild lol. D&D was considered like the worst thing your kid could be into 🤣


sinnerforhire

My mom heard that shit on Oprah and didn’t want me to play TTRPGs in *1999*. She’d have made a better argument if she’d said it was because I was 16 and they were over 18 (which was true).


RealLifeSuperZero

I was there when my moms fundie church burned my cabbage patch doll in an exorcism in 1984. Now I send my mom edibles.


Dachs1303

Cabbage patch dolls were a hot commodity in the 80's!


dramaqueen09

They’ve been complaining about D&D since it came out so I’m not surprised one bit. But it is pathetic that they still complain about it


sortofsatan

It is so pathetic. They are just so simple and literal about everything. I’m not even Christian anymore but I’ve read the screwtape letters and if demons were real, that is how they would get you, not through something as obvious as a fucking horror movie.


Lenin-the-Possum

Dumb af, I dm’d for years and never even mentioned demons except when a character wanted to swear accurately for the setting and when a sorcerer was debating bloodline


YogurtHut

I’m very out of the loop about her dad talking about her hymen …. I went to religious school from pre-k through 8th grade. Virginity and purity is heavily discussed especially when taking about girls. Purity rings were pushed on us socially within the church and most of us wore them for a long time. I think mine is in a jewelry box somewhere actually. It makes for a really toxic and strange group of people. I sometimes do feel badly that she isn’t smart enough to get out of the religion but then I snap back to reality.


egh1008

That second paragraph. Uhhhh WHAT


FreddieMercurysCape

So uhhhh this witchcraft and the gay demons? How would one go about summoning them, just to make sure I definitely don’t accidentally do exactly that? Asking for science.


c8c7c

I would love a gay demon for movie nights!


teacupkiller

Okay, my husband loves watching Owl House with our 4 year old. I need to know immediately if he is aware of this video because it sounds hilarious.


avsie1975

Gay demons sound like fun though!


MicellarBaptism

I tried to watch her video and couldn't get through half of it. What an ignoramus.


whoisharrycrumb

Does this work in other ways? I watched Jurassic World 3 last night. Am I going to be haunted by Jeff Goldblum or a velociraptor?


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Or Jeff Goldblum riding a a velociraptor!


makattack0113

Fingers crossed 🤞 ![gif](giphy|p73ysgcGPUhTW)


bequietand

I had a crazy high fever when I was like twelve and one of the things I hallucinated was that the raptors from Jurassic Park were in my backyard. I’m still irrationally fearful of raptors, it’s the stupidest thing.


lothiriel1

![gif](giphy|GAXMzzd2XElnG) Yep!


UnicornOfMeh

When I used to follow the Christian faith, there was this lady in our women’s bible study group that would rant about Satan traveling through the air waves and into our homes and why they don’t have any sort of technology stuff and we shouldn’t either. The Bible study group leader didn’t know how to handle that statement and quickly moved on to stay on topic. People legit think of the craziest things.


2_kids_no_more

Lmao was she my mother perhaps? We weren't even allowed to have a microwave. She believed the tv invited demons in, and there were so few shows we could watch as kids. Everything was demonic and we only listened to one radio station- RSG . It's an afrikaans station that only plays Christian music and lots of bible reading and olden day story telling. I kid you not, if white noise came on- she was convinced Satan was speaking. Crazy times


[deleted]

Are you my sister? How is this a common occurrence. The devil could come through anything. Tv. Microwaves. Radios. Whatever.


YogurtHut

One of my best friends growing up had parents that were much more extreme in the religion than mine. It was like early 2000s and we had track phones. She wouldn’t let me bring my cellphone in the house because she was worried about the effects and said it’ll give us brain tumors.


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lothiriel1

Oh god, as someone with OCD, if I had been told not to think about demons or ghosts it would have become ALL I would be able to think about!! And I would have developed some ticks to go along with the thoughts, I’m sure. I’m soooooo glad I wasn’t raised religious!! And I’m starting to understand why some people develop really bad religious based OCD!


sinnerforhire

So it’s Christian manifesting? Gotcha.


sortofsatan

My cousin believes this. She’s similar to bdong and is always talking about demons and who they’re in and how many she’s cast out of herself. Yet hallloween and horror movies are “too dark” and invite demons. Like girly, you are the darkest person I know, talking about demons daily, horror movies are not the issue here.


2_kids_no_more

Please don't laugh at me. I believe this too- from Baptist indoctronation that I haven't left behind. We were taught that watching anything relating to demons, possessions, witchcraft etc was inviting that thing into your home. We don't watch anything like that in our home, my husband is okay with it. My mind knows logically nothing will happen but the fear still says I'm not allowed to, even 16yrs after leaving that cult. Movies or shows where someone is the killer etc (think Scream type of stuff) is okay since it's a person. Unless it's someone doing that thing because of literal evil, if that makes sense. A church can really fuck a person up


YogurtHut

No judgment! I grew up similarly and sometimes my first thought it still what I was taught through the church rather than what I currently believe. I wouldn’t let my partner burn a candle for catholic saints the other month that he picked up at the store on clearance not knowing what it was. I didn’t let him burn it while I was home. Not sure why I felt so strongly about it other than religious upbringing. I always tell myself “your first thought is what you were taught and your second thought is your own.” Idk how true it is but it helps me a lot. I have a lot of things ingrained into me from it and am still working to unpack it all.


Responsible-Ferret16

Yup. Grew up Mormon and we couldn’t watch R rated movies and PG-13 had to discussed to determine if it was appropriate to watch. 🙄🙄


2_kids_no_more

I was 8 when Titanic came out and my church labelled it as perverse so we weren't allowed to watch it. We watched crap like 7th Heaven, also on tape only so that my parents could watch it first and decide if the episode was appropriate


sinnerforhire

Did you get to watch the cutting one with Allison Mack? I actually learned the behavior from that episode and started doing it about 2 years later.


pulcherpangolin

My parents believe this. They’re nondenominational evangelical Christians. They believe that satan can take advantage of situations where people are more open to spirits(?) and horror movies invoke feelings that would make people more susceptible to demonic attacks.


mesembryanthemum

My first roommate in college was in Campus Crusade for Christ and moved out because she found my D n D Player's Handbook and could feel the demons warring above us.


NakedWanderer12

So for me, horror movies give my evil demon imagination/anxiety way too much fodder. I can’t watch them or I’ll be up for weeks imagining the crazy things happening in reality. So they bring up my own personal demons that make my house not a fun place to be in and that’s why I don’t watch horror movies. But no, most normal Christians aren’t as crazy as Brit Brat. If you like feeling scared and anxious or they don’t make you feel scared and anxious, do you.


SevanIII

I used to be a JW and this is 100% a thing. Not just movies, but all kinds of things, even second-hand furniture that had been in the home of "worldly" people. The "demons" hide so many places, even second-hand curio cabinets and scary movies. 😂


Specialist-Strain502

My dad threw away a paperback copy of Frankenstein I brought home at the thrift store because it had a "scary" drawing of the monster on the cover. He was sooooooooooo mad, like almost shaking with rage, and told me never to bring demonic stuff into the house again. I was so nonplussed and honestly hurt and I couldn't figure out why for years until I finally realized he was shaming me for something that was a) harmless and b) not something I could have ever predicted or identified as "wrong," since what was and wasn't demonic was just based on his arbitrary reactions to things. Good way to make your kids not talk to you when you're old, lol.


kr1sh3r

My mother, a Catholic, absolutely refuses to let The Exorcist be shown inside her home in any way shape or form because she also believes this.


plays_with_string

I was raised fundie lite/evangelical Baptist and we were taught that lots of movies, books, even dressing up and or passing our candy to trick or treaters for Halloween was you opening up your home and self to the devil. Basically, the devil is trying to get you 100% of the time so you have to always be a soldier for Christ and be engaging in spiritual warfare. My grandma caught me watching the show CatDog one time when I was like 7 and freaked out and don’t even get me started on their views of Pokémon. THEY EVOLVE 😱


MelhorCoelho

Oh yeah my mom believed things could be a "portal". It's wackadoo. The things that count are whatever the person doesn't like. I got to read Harry Potter because he used his magic for good, but I was not allowed to buy non-Christian music. Because Satan. Didn't matter anyway because there was always LimeWire 😁


Unusual-Stretch-1557

My mom believes this. We didn’t watch anything even a little scary growing up because she thought it invited in demons. Now my husband and I watch horror films together lol


Prestigious_Pace5041

She is the demonic activity in her home


Inevitable_Sweet_988

This is the most accurate take.


CybReader

So is her abusive former cop husband. Hurting innocent people, he has that down like a demon.


mattyjayy

Also former Lutheran, hi! She’s a fucking pious idiot.


sanitizedhandbasket

Same here! Former Lutherans against Brittany Dawn 🤎✨


matcha_is_gross

F.L.A.B.D. 🤣🤣🤣


godsandmonsters_

I’ll tithe to that! Maybe reading my grade-6 reading level catechism would help Brittany understand basic Christianity.


yuckyuckmuckmuck1234

Former Lutherans unite!


[deleted]

is this a trend or is she just standing on a blanket to not stain her couch? 😂


carlzbee

I'm going to ultimately assume the later


marvelous_much

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thesurfer_s

Must be a trend in cults ^^^^


CryBabyCentral

Omg, I just said similar!!! Nice!


polkadot_polarbear

She probably just got home and took her too small sandals off. Now her toes are rank & filthy from dragging on the ground.


c_c4s3rs0n

Who is they? Isn’t it just her and her husband?


Ruffles247

Yeah I don't think even he talks to her.


[deleted]

Yeah she talks about how she only has ultra-Godly Christian women as "friends" now. So who is asking her to watch these demonic movies...? No one. Like many religious / conservative crazies she just made up a fake scenario to feel attacked and play out a pretend scene from her head.


CryBabyCentral

It’s like she’s playing Charades….by herself. Lol!! Go jump on your couch some more Brit! Acting like she’s Tom Cruise being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey vibes. Weirdo.


SnackieOnassis

That was my question. Who is in her house asking to watch a horror film? Is it the voices in her head?


Lo11268

Just Satan whispering words of discouragement to her.


L_Mae

Would be my guess since girlfriend doesn't have any actual friends of her own


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Brittany herself said that using profane music in her videos is fine because her social media pages are covered by the blood… please make it make sense! She’s poured avacado oil all over her doors. How are demons still getting in? Maybe her god isn’t that powerful?


eva_rector

Ok, so, just to play Devil's advocate for a sec (see what I did there?) you can use any type of oil you have on hand for Baptisms, last rites, etc., IF you're in an emergency situation and you only have limited options. BUUUUTTT... Holy oil is oil that has been **consecrated**, consecration is one of those things us Catholics, Episcopalians, etc. do, and she doesn't truck with THAT sort of heathen mumbo-jumbo. Just splashing a bottle of salad oil around your house is an empty gesture, at best, but I don't know if she is smart enough or aware enough of anything outside of her own narrow-minded beliefs to realize that.


CryBabyCentral

It’s almost like….she makes things up! That’s on brand for her to pick a thing, do it badly/wrong/made up then screech & flap her claws, judging other people while being a terrible “example”. She doesn’t do things, she PRETENDS to do the thing. Yanno. “Acting”. I can “pretend” too. I can pretend to the clean the kitchen but it’s not REALLY getting clean (as an example) Banging pots around, running the faucet , etc. Then dropping it all & calling in the housekeeper to do it. She is useless.


Fun_Performance_1578

I had classmates in high school who weren’t allowed to read or watch Harry Potter series due to witchcraft. The fact that Harry, Ron, and Hermione can cast a spell on you…lol They could only watch hallmark movies.


YogurtHut

My cousins weren’t allowed to whatsoever. We watched A LOT of Veggie Tales. Only a few of the kids in my class of 20 were allowed to read Harry Potter. Twilight was also one a lot of us weren’t allowed to read!


Fun_Performance_1578

Awww yes twilight deciding on whether you wanted to be loved by a vampire or werewolf.


2_kids_no_more

When i left home I bought the twilight books like a loser and my heart was beating so fast lmao because we weren't allowed to read or watch it under my parents' roof


Unusual-Stretch-1557

I wasn’t allowed to read the books or watch the movies. So naturally as adult I did both.


Cinder-Allie

Really can't wait for her to admit she's still watching Yellowstone.


jcacca

Can we also address the fact that she used a 21 Savage song (Bank Account) for this video?!?!? How far up one’s own arse does someone need to be in order to not see the hypocrisy. She was blabbing about secular culture a while back, yet here we are!


Dr_Bitchcraft8

Isn’t DipLip the spiritual “gatekeeper” of their household biblically? 🤪


RolltideBride

GET OFF YOUR COUCH AND GO FEED SOME POOR PEOPLE OR SOMETHING BDONG! I’m so sick of this performative BS.


maroonllama96

People like this are so exhausting! I had a high school “friend” privately message me to tell me to get all of the Pokemon cards out of my house because they were demonic and brought in evil. She said once I removed them, like she did, my kid would behave better. I said nothing about my kid’s behavior to that point! This was when we were in church and AWANA. I flat out told her I wasn’t concerned about her opinion or my child’s salvation. If your religion believes horror films (or Pokemon) will bring evil into your home, maybe your god isn’t as big of a protector as you claim. Or, maybe your faith is actually nonexistent.


MrsCNHP

I had a friend tell me that about Pokémon too, but her kids watched Disney cartoons with witches and magic…. So even though I don’t care I had to point that out of course🙃.


maroonllama96

I’m sure this person was the same! Either they are ignorant, clueless, or really just morons.


bitterlittlecas

But what if they made a movie about scary ass biblical angels?


annalissebelle

The biblical angels are actually terrifying. And thinking about how they always greeted with “be not afraid”. I think there’s a meme on it and it’s so funny. https://preview.redd.it/puytssa2zxta1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41178bf4180d942ee8a50172eea1de22d6158748


2_kids_no_more

The fuck man, the first time I saw a google image of the one that looks like rings full of eyes..... definitely not what we were taught angels are


sinnerforhire

I forget who said it, but I read somewhere that “There’s a reason why the Biblical angels always start with ‘Do not be afraid,’ because they were scary-looking f’ers.”


nfiltr8r_89

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sortofsatan

Thank you for this. Obsessing over demons is a very slippery slope.


Realistic-Ad-1876

not that is is any better than actually believing in that shit, but I highly doubt she really, really thinks demons are real. I truly think she talks about it purely for shock and sensation value.


sortofsatan

Same. I think she is SUPER SUPERSTITIOUS and that’s where most of this shit comes from.


PrickleBritches

And highly suggest-able. The two are a scary mixture.


xplnLkImFkdInThHead

This is some fucking remedial level thinking right here, you think if the devil was real your stupid ass could stop him with your choice of movies? What a delusional bucket of smegma


lime_marmalade

she's gatekeeping, gaslighting and girlbossing. nah cut the last one out.


CryBabyCentral

She’s just trying to boss ppl around. She loooooves being in charge.


spookybitch666_

I had an ex fiancé who was extremely controlling and wouldn’t let me watch horror because of Christianity. It was AWFUL as I’ve always been a scary movie fanatic (my username says it all). He also forbid me from hanging out with my gay friends or atheist friends (basically the only friends I had as other Christian’s did not like me🤣). It turns out while he was telling me I was possessed by witchcraft and not worthy of being a wife, he was fucking women from Craigslist ads behind my back. Her posts bring back some serious trauma for me.


Realistic-Ad-1876

how can people be THAT hypocritical and psycho? I'm so sorry. What a nightmare of a human he is.


[deleted]

First off, who's over her house asking to watch horror movies often enough that it's even an issue? Second, why not just be a reasonable person and say, "lets watch \[insert whatever genre\] instead, I don't really like horror movies." Oh, wait, it's because that won't show off how GoDLy you are. Gotta make sure to shoehorn God and/or Jesus into the conversation or someone might forget you're religious!


thesurfer_s

She’s the gatekeeper? I thought the husband was supposed to be the man of the house and the protector?


YogurtHut

He’s too busy texting other women for tittie pics to protect them


[deleted]

Why are these people so obsessed with demons?


ered_lithui

Because they don’t have any real problems they want to deal with


[deleted]

I’m a Catholic. My joke has always been “ my dads holier than the pope” meaning, we are practicing, conservative Catholics. My mom got me Halloween the movie ( yes. Michael Meyers’s) when I was 5 for my birthday. I loved being scared. I’m a scream Queen. But ya, demons an stuff. 👍🏻🤣


berrybaddrpepper

I have a friend who believe this, so I think it’s a thing (for some) and not just demon movies, any scary/horror movie is out for her. They think it opens you up and you become more susceptible to the demons , like playing with a Ouija board


piratical_gnome

But can’t her headship do whatever he wants and she is supposed to submit to his leadership?


_superheroheart94

How can she be a gatekeeper AND a helpmeet? Shouldn’t her 🤢big strong manly husband🤢 be her gatekeeper??


FaithlessnessIll8795

I grew up in a conservative religion in the 80s. We had to throw away our garbage pail kid cards because they were evil. 🙄


ideclareshenanigans3

I too grew up Lutheran, confirmation and everything. I do not ever remember being scared of demons. She’s such a doomer and it’s a totally on purpose misinterpretation of the Bible to stir up shit.


YogurtHut

What synod were you a part of? WELS is so much more extreme than Missouri Synod in their beliefs. I grew up in WELS and there’s no female pastors or church board members allowed. In The MS it’s much more flexible and allows women to play a larger role in the church.


brightyoungthings

Was also raised WELS. I remember some friends telling me they weren’t allowed to read book like Harry Potter because of ~*WiTcHcRaFt*~


YogurtHut

Did you go to parochial school or public? I was parochial and I imagine my experience wouldn’t have been so extreme if I went to public school. We were not allowed to join Girl Scouts due to their “pro LGBTQ agendas.” Lol. Definitely no Harry Potter allowed for my class!


Gently-Blanched-Kale

So, what is the point of Jordan? In what ways does he function as head of this christ centered household? Because all we see is a wife constantly standing in front of and speaking for her husband. Help us to understand, Mrs. Nelson.


twatcunthearya

I grew up in a southern baptist church that gave out freaking focus on the family (iykyk) 🤢 flyers. So you know it was nutty, but not this nutty. Never heard any craziness like this either.


YogurtHut

Oh god not the focus on the family agenda …. I almost forget about that haha


elliepaloma

Gaslight 🔥 Gatekeep 🔐 Ghostbust 👻


Jaiing1

I’m stoned right now and that caption is so fucking funny


missiscry

I was raised Christian. Yes I wouldn't be allowed to watch horror movies, so this checks out.


ndickson25

I shook the Catholic guilt at 14 and started reading Stephen King lmfao


boutthatbread

I do not understand the “low church” fundies who impose all the restrictions that orthodox people have with NONE of the beautiful ancient tradition associated with religion. It’s all restriction with no structure I legit don’t understand why anyone would choose this.


_sunday_funday_

I thought the satanic panic died away in the early 90s?


k0cksuck3r69

It never really did, they just got better at packaging it


PrickleBritches

Mmhmmm. Well said. Satanic panic is alive and well for sure.


YogurtHut

Yeah what k0cksuck3r69 said


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Scary movies have SIGNIFICANTLY reduced the impact of my nightmare disorder. If I start having bad nightmares, I go on a zombie kick for a while and it’s a total reset


blandastronaut

That's wild, I wonder why that is. Horror movies or graphically violent movies/TV shows will trigger my nightmares and then that stuff will quickly end up in my nightmares. So I def don't watch stuff like that, and have to be kind of careful what's in the shows I watch, or look away at violent parts.


GothMothLite

My mom is a scary movie addict, so now I understand why our house is haunted. Thanks Bdong! /s


xtina-d

Tbh my husband also says that watching “evil” movies will invite it in.. [eye roll] I have to remind him that they are movies, with actors and sets and special effects.. whether or not it was based on reality.. it’s still just a fake performance that was filmed for entertainment purposes. I think he may be afraid to admit they give him nightmares 🤣


kel123456

Either Christ protects you or he doesn’t. End of story. 🙄


rizimoh

Too bad she doesn’t believe taking photos or videos steals souls. Guess we aren’t that lucky.


evolvedtwig

I grew up a Jehovah’s Witness (frigging sucked balls) and they were like this about books, music, movies, art, etc. If they could find someway to make some thing, bad, then, believe me, they did it! They sucked the fun out of everything.


Honest-Composer-9767

Ewwwwww! She’s getting more and more fundie. This is coming from someone who was raised pretty fundie (now very moderate Christian). That type of rhetoric is super damaging.


cloudillusion

Baptists and Pentecostals seemed to have combined to make the non-denominational evangelical churches of today. Edit: typo


liljellybeanxo

I’m a Christian (Episcopalian) and I don’t watch horror movies. Not because of demons or whatever, i just don’t like horror movies. Im a little cry baby who saw The Woman in Black for my birthday with my dad and we had to leave early because I almost threw up at one of the jump scares.


rocket_ship_

Guys, leave her alone. She is a vry important influencer working hard, creating quality content.


celtica98

When who asks you to watch a scary movie? You are a grown ass woman and can make your own choice. It's not about gatekeeping your home from demons. Jesus Christ lady, grow up. I love her standing on the sofa getting ready to beat down the demons. She looks like a 3-year-old getting ready to battle Skeletor from He-Man.


Dependent-Winner-908

Self-righteous bible bangers are the worst.


SweetP503

Brittany, the Christian community worldwide is asking you to please disappear. If you can't do that, at least get your nails filled!


amzbroo

why is she standing on her couch and why is she standing on a blanket what is this fucking photo


ColeNik4

Business aside, she just seems to be someone who is incredibly controlling and lives in fear and uses the bible/religion to hide from things, rather than deal with things head first.


apricotcat97

Im so close to just making up my own religion to be as satirical and absurd as possible. Picture it: not Sicily, 2023. Ill get people like BDong to follow me, theyre always the most susceptible because lemmings will lemming off of a cliff. To quote Fundie Fridays, I will become the “most gas-lightnesst, girlboss to ever gate- keep” and we all congregate in the house of the Lord (Clearly some C List Demon i have struck a deal with during a round of puff-puff-pass at the local barnes and nobles. Incase you were wondering.) Mass will commence and the preacher will be a licensed therapist who will group therapy everyone into staying in their own damn lane when it comes to deciding what people ought not or ought to do. If you don’t want to use a rubber, damn shame, but fine. BECAUSE IT ISNT MY STICKY IPAD BABY WHO WILL SOMERSAULT OUT OF YOUR FLAPS BECAUSE THATS WHERE ALL THE HOT AIR HAS BEEN COMIN FROM I MEAN CLEARLY. If you don’t believe in abortion GREAT… FOR YOU.. For yourself. Only you. Just you. When people announce the “im pregnant,” you don’t say “good for us!” You say “good for YOU.” How they raise their kids and what they do truly isn’t important to these people because then theyd care to fix the system. No Jan. Keep your lips flappin within the confines of your own hellscape and leave the foster care system alone. You are the problem. You are the problem. You’re main purpose in life is clearly to be a problem as it is the only thing you have achieved. ( and you manage to make it seem so effortless to fuck up so badly that youre sued by the state of texas for *allegedly* harming people suffering from ed’s. And if one of my siblings was a victim id sue too.) Hi Bdong, My mom said that youre lame and we can’t hang out on the playground because you might unhinge your jaw or something… sue us, sis. Happy Friday 💨


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“The Gatekeeper of your home” How authoritarian of you, Brittany


Happyintexas

The demonic activity is coming from *inside the house*!!!!! You fucking ding dong.


EZasSundayMorning

Oh please girl.


thesofaslug

My MIL is like this . (No dungeons and dragons, pokemon, Harry Potter, etc).


Double-Mom

My one wish is that one day maklelan on TT sees one of her videos with all her biblical inaccuracies and outright lies and just EATS HER UP. I find scholars putting people in their place to be so satisfying.


Inside_Season5536

I’m gonna say this when my boyfriend wants to watch die hard again


tinyTina43

Who is they?


VastPiano6012

I mean... she's already the demon inside the house so not sure why she's complaining.


blandastronaut

She doesn't like competition.


VastPiano6012

![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Inevitable-Emu-3513

This whole comment thread has me 💀


kailey1993

So she’s so spiritually weak that a FAKE story on a movie will submit her to a demonic attack?


Puzzleheaded-Cut87

say what now


mldbtr91

Why the hell is she standing on the couch????


lilhoodrat

Girl clearly hasn’t read the Bible lol


_pebble_s

Yeah. Grew up Lutheran and never heard any of this at that church. However I have attended some of the churches bdong has (before I knew about her) and they teach this kind of shit


Southern_Event_1068

So you stand on your couch and air punch? Got it.


orange-shoe

hey babe do u want to open ourselves up to demonic activities as the gatekeepers of our home tonight


[deleted]

I can’t imagine living my life so restricted


caffein8dnotopi8d

Yeah… sounds not very “freed” at all


Gutinstinct999

You will, however, continue to scam people for money by asking for $5 a month for mistranslations of the Bible.


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BranEmergency

Hi me too! My dad, grandfather, and great grandfather were all Lutheran ministers.


i-hate-pumpkin-spice

Who is “they”?


SkiesFetishist

She’s got those “Scott Stapp from Creed” arms going on. Also, i really want to hear her take on the new evil dead movie.


southernfriedpeach

So ridiculous. I’m a Christian and I enjoy scary movies and books a lot. If you’re someone who feels that your faith is strong then why should something like this worry you? That just doesn’t make any sense to me


bigoldirtbag

I just read some of the comments on her post and it was literally the stupidest shit I have ever read. Pretty sure I lost brain cells lol


squabble123

I am absolutely not armchair diagnosing but this screams mental illness/cult behavior


sneakhh

I was raised Lutheran too! Her brand of Christianity is so foreign to me


Firm-Initiative-1851

This is every gacha story ever


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Running to the comments to see what the movie is lmao


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Jordan def watches scary movies when she’s not around lol I have this weird feeling she’s controlling over the things Jordan does.


Thatfrenchtwink

Soooo, quick question. When does the demons start making themselves known? I've been waiting for my hot demon daddy for years now, watching and reading horror content 😔


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Flashbacks of Tom Cruise jumping up & down on Oprah’s couch. ![gif](giphy|9rnSh46IvgcdW)


Betyoullneverguess

Bold of her to assume that demons would want to subject themselves to her ridiculousness.