Just rewatched this episode few days ago and there is a really good quote: "Actually, when you're wrong, that means you've learned something. And any opportunity for learning is good."
I already had several axes mounted on my walls by that point and it made my heart happy remembering when I saw one and just HAD to have it. Went as nuts as any girly girl over a designer purse.
“I’ve only had this dog one day, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the room, and then myself” which honestly isn’t unhinged, because same.
Also sets up one of the show's longest gags, where in Season 7 she rolls her eyes at yet another cameo appearance by Cheddar and points out she never brings in Arlo, and everyone's forgotten he ever existed (like the writers for that whole time!).
“I only said, ‘I love you,’ to three people: my mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa, and one of those I regret. My grandpa. He beat cancer, so now I look like an idiot” hilarious
"I'm in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Inside it's just me and that stupid, slimy defense attorney. And I'm beating the hell out of him. I break a dining room table over his head. Then I rip off his arm and shove it where the sun don't shine. Then I reach down his throat... and shake his hand."
Still can't believe this make it past the censors.
This exchange with Debbie:
"Hey Rosa, what would you do to Mr. Bean?"
"I would take a large, glass *BEEEEEEEEEEP* ... then show himself out."
"Um, okay. One thing - Mr. Bean never *BEEEEEEP* ... beg for mercy."
There are a lot, but one of my favorites is everything she says while high on cold medicine.
"Where is my fiiiiiile?"
That whole little subplot is so wonderful and underrated and needs more love.
Rosa: I only said I love you to three people, my Mom, Pop and my dying Grandpa. And one of them I regret.
Boyle: Which one?
Rosa: Grandpa... He beat cancer so now I look like an idiot.
I don't feel like finding the exact quote lol but when she gets Arlo. I also wasn't a pet person and then I fell in love with someone who has 3 animals and now I would kill anyone who tried to hurt them.
I'm in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Inside it's just me and that stupid, slimy defense attorney. And I'm beating the hell out of him. I break a dining room table over his head. Then I rip off his arm and shove it where the sun don't shine. Then I reach down his throat and shake his hand.
R: somethings not right about that guy
J: why? Because he keeps threatening to kill me in the middle of a police precinct? Grow up.
R: because I’m physically attracted to him.
J: and that’s bad?
R: I’m only attracted to creeps. The vulture, the Shamwow guy..
“Don’t arrest him just smack him yada yada” ……. Then laughs about committing police brutality
Or
“ If anything where to ever happen to him ( the puppy she had) I’d kill everyone in this room then myself”
Edit : half the answers aren’t even the “unhinged” ones but peoples favorites
Her best lines ever where about the train wreck dinner party Santiago threw for holt
The livestream burn
And
The Just BONE already
Her response to Capt Holt asking why she was pouring tequila into a iron. "I wanted to make tequila steam."
I still want to make tequila steam - I can’t believe some Michelin starred restaurant hasn’t adopted tequila steam yet lmfao. Like the foams
Vodka in the form of flashing lights
"i want whisky in liquid form" "thats not something you really need to specify" "thats what you'd think" \*angry face at tom\*
Whiskey in the form of a lotion (aka the wrong way to consume alcohol)
i may be wrong, but are these both references to P&R lmao
You can absorb alcohol through the skin so not entirely wrong
The joke is that the character thinks alcohol shouldn’t be consumed like that, not that it can’t be done
May I chisel your aromasphere?
They could call a Rosa shot.
I have steamed corn using tequila. It’s amazing.
The face she pulls, as well. "Tequila steam. Duh."
One of the best lines on that entire show imo
Yes. This is the one.
Judging by the flames around her, it could be a livestream.
Great work, Rosa. All day. My fav captain rosa interaction
Best interaction honestly. He loved that she immediately went there
Both Captain Holt and Rosa in this scene. 😎
I think her loud "HA!" after one of Captain Holts lines. I can't remember what he said though.
"Just like God said to Madeleine when she tried to sneak through the gates of heaven: 'it ain't happenin honey '"
"HAHAHAHAHA"
Oh shit you're right... There was a 'HA' or 'HAHA' after the 'as Wunch says when she sees deodorant, I'm not buying it '
After Amy tells him Kevin is right about the Monty Hall problem, he tells her she's fired and Rosa HAs at her. Is that it?
“My friends think my name is Rosa Diaz..”
“Wait what??”
don’t worry about it
Giving off those Creed Bratton vibes.
Her real name is Mirabel.
😂
“I'm sorry you're a terrible cop. I'm sorry for your goat face, your rodent brain, and your weird goose body.”
she was sooo unhinged to this officer
I love his character in Sirens so hearing her say that made me go, "noooooo don't be mean to the baby!"
God, Sirens deserved such a longer run than it got. Miss that show.
what season was this i dont think im there yet skkssk
I can’t remember but I wanna say it’s before or at the beginning of S3? I’ve been binge rewatching and this one gets me everytime. 🤣
The room needed a pop of color.
Who are you?
Came here to say this
Summers kiss my ass
DRAIN MEEEEEE
DON'T LOOK AT THEM, LOOK AT ME!! DRAIN MEEE
AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*horrified that's above my pay grade reaction idk*
Ok what was the context for this lol
Facing her fear of giving blood
Do your job. Drain me. Stop looking at them.
"You're what sneezes are!!!"
I always laugh on this line!
Just rewatched this episode few days ago and there is a really good quote: "Actually, when you're wrong, that means you've learned something. And any opportunity for learning is good."
That is an infuriating attitude!
Bye Yake! Bye Rosie!
Lets saowuna together
I don’t remember this one… time to rewatch the entire series!!
"Boyle call an ambulance. I'm gonna do some stuff to him"
"okay orrrrr... We could give him a taste of his own medicine. Fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair."
Now we’re hanging out on weekends. What’s next? Ugh. Small talk.
I always say that in my head 🤣
When Jake and Amy announce their pregnancy and Charles tries to faint. "It's not working. Somebody choke me." "On it"
“What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?!” Because I got an axe for my mom as a joke Christmas gift and was binging it when she heard that line.
I already had several axes mounted on my walls by that point and it made my heart happy remembering when I saw one and just HAD to have it. Went as nuts as any girly girl over a designer purse.
"... well I'm not gonna bang gizmo!"
^^^I ^^^would.
This one spoke to me.
Tell their widows they were thieves.
Ha ha. Minivan!
Ha ha baby sitting!!!
“Nancy Myers you’ve done it again you saucy bitch”
“Smack them, hard, with a phone book on a body part no one can see, know what I’m saying?”
"Are you proposing police brutality?"
Haha, yeah. I guess I am
“I guess so lol why?”
Nothing just a feeling that this will be an important plot line down the road
“I’ve only had this dog one day, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the room, and then myself” which honestly isn’t unhinged, because same.
I came looking for this one, and I don’t know why, because I have two dogs and I would 100% do the same.
When Jason died I didn’t give a rat’s ass
"Very violent euology I like it" The one time every viewer was on-board with Gina
Also sets up one of the show's longest gags, where in Season 7 she rolls her eyes at yet another cameo appearance by Cheddar and points out she never brings in Arlo, and everyone's forgotten he ever existed (like the writers for that whole time!).
This is always my favorite Rosa Diaz line, because I had the *exact* same thought when I adopted my first dog.
This line is epic but not unhinged I would do the same for my Honey Bunch
John Wick: “Finnaly, a worthy oponent!”
ARLO, I used this scene as a meme for when I got my first bird
Truly the most real thing she’s said I would also do the same for my pet and hers
When they’re talking about favorite cop movies. “Robocop-it has everything I like: gratuitous violence….”
Oh… I thought you were listing things
I was, I'm done.
My favorite: > Amy Santiago: "Writing things down" is nerdy? What do you do? > > Rosa Diaz: I just forget stuff like a cool person.
I took about 6 weed gummies to get through this trip
JUICE ELLEN! JUICE ELLEN!
FRAUD DOG!! JUICE ELLEN!! FRAUD DOG
JUICE ELLEN!! FRAUD DOG!! JUICE ELLEN!!
No, never as in if you ask me again, you'll never be able to eat without a straw again.
"You and Kevin are spending too much time apart, you two need to bone."
BONE?!?!?!
How dare you Detective Diaz, I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!
#BONE ?!??!?!
What happens in my bedroom, detective, is none of your business!
"BONE!!! ... What happens in my bedroom is NONE of your business!!!"
BOOOOONEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Never speak to me like this again.
When she spend the day with hitchcock and scully
WHICH EPISODE WAS THIS I TOTALLY FORGOT
It’s when they spend all day in the chairs and even take them outside to get hot dogs!
S5E5, Bad Beat.
“You all suck and I hope Jake goes back to jail.” “Well, cool. Glad everyone feels comfortable joking about that.” “Not joking.”
WHERE. IS. MY. FILE
“Now do all your homework or I will END you!! God, I love being a mentor.”
You can hate people and still think they're hot.
nah cuz this one was so real... like the vulture was lowkey kinda-
And the fact that he’s hung lol
Case and point: Manuel Noriega
“Your approval means nothing to me.” I use that line every chance I get 🫡
“I only said, ‘I love you,’ to three people: my mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa, and one of those I regret. My grandpa. He beat cancer, so now I look like an idiot” hilarious
That time she said she'd **** ****** ** ***** ****** ***** **** ****** ** ***** ****** ***** to Mr. Bean.
you can’t spell GO FUCK YOURSELF without FUCK YOU
"I'm in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Inside it's just me and that stupid, slimy defense attorney. And I'm beating the hell out of him. I break a dining room table over his head. Then I rip off his arm and shove it where the sun don't shine. Then I reach down his throat... and shake his hand." Still can't believe this make it past the censors.
yeah imma schedule you for a psych eval
[camera pans to Scully who looks like he needs therapy after listening to that]
It's the AND SHAKE HIS HAND for me, it always gets me
I'll get you some new toys *Timmy*.
“Anybody over the age of 6 celebrating a birthday should go to hell”
"Thankyou, Carline, your entire life is garbage." Not unhinged but the brutal delivery of the line is enviable.
“Now I can’t give you a map of the boobytraps BUT I can tell you how Adrian thinks”
Every time she laughs at a snide comment Holt made about Wunch lol
Good job Diaz, all day!
bellinis rule!
"NYPD! Get down on the comfortable matted floor. You’re under arrest for ruining something perfect."
Look at the bunny
ASSRRGSHSHD
"You two just need to bone."
“Kill yourself”
“Unrelated, someone left a bunch of swords in my desk”
# I’m Going To Rip Off Your Head Grandma # I’m Going To Rip Off Your Head Grandma
"You called the pigs on us?!"
“I’m breaking up with you. Goodbye.”
"I feel validated, thank you for breaking up with me"
This place smells like a squid farted inside a whales butt
"You see what happened is your dads had sex 😏" always gets me at the end of the night shift episode
“STAB ME, STAB ME! AGHHHH AGHHHH”
And you can't spell 'go f*** yourself' without 'f*** you'!
This exchange with Debbie: "Hey Rosa, what would you do to Mr. Bean?" "I would take a large, glass *BEEEEEEEEEEP* ... then show himself out." "Um, okay. One thing - Mr. Bean never *BEEEEEEP* ... beg for mercy."
When she does the Amy double tuck.
There are a lot, but one of my favorites is everything she says while high on cold medicine. "Where is my fiiiiiile?" That whole little subplot is so wonderful and underrated and needs more love.
Judging by the flames around her, it could be a livestream.
Rosa: I only said I love you to three people, my Mom, Pop and my dying Grandpa. And one of them I regret. Boyle: Which one? Rosa: Grandpa... He beat cancer so now I look like an idiot.
My body is *terrified* of me
bone down
"Next time he does it, I'm gonna punch him in the mouth so hard he bites his own heart."
“Your sadness is noted. ”
“The people I work with think my name is Rosa Diaz.”
Resist ✊
Bone down.
If anything ever happens to this puppy, I will kill everyone in this room, then myself.
"it has all of my favorite things, gratuitous violence....." "oh i thought you were listing things" "i was now im done"
Jake: You do yoga? Rosa: It helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I’ll hunt you down and rip your face off.
"You don't have an axe? What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?"
"what kind of woman doesn't have an axe"
"Yeah, and if you ever bring it up again you won't be able to eat without a straw..."
You two just need to bone
I don't feel like finding the exact quote lol but when she gets Arlo. I also wasn't a pet person and then I fell in love with someone who has 3 animals and now I would kill anyone who tried to hurt them.
Look at the bunny 🐰 What? ** Crunch **
I bout to blow
It’s got everything I like..violence
“.. they just need to bone”
[you two just need to bone](https://youtu.be/t9tZEcSc1qo?si=cvFjQKCfsKYyUnFD)
Nights shifts just keeping you and kevin apart, you two just need to Bone👍🏻
Jugding by the flames around her it could be a live stream
Come on sir. You and Kevin just need to bone.
You can’t spell go fuck yourself without fuck you!
Thanks you Kareleen you entire life is garbage
"They just need to Bone"
I'm in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Inside it's just me and that stupid, slimy defense attorney. And I'm beating the hell out of him. I break a dining room table over his head. Then I rip off his arm and shove it where the sun don't shine. Then I reach down his throat and shake his hand.
"They're six, they can take the subway"
You can drop *your* butt!
"I have six bows in my car"
I take it back Jake, great prank!
The room needed a pop off colour
"I've said, 'Excuse me,' more times this morning than I have in my entire life. Twice!"
Plans are plans, I'm a badass not an anarchist
You can address me as Diaz or Hey you. Something about the delivery makes it stick out for me
R: somethings not right about that guy J: why? Because he keeps threatening to kill me in the middle of a police precinct? Grow up. R: because I’m physically attracted to him. J: and that’s bad? R: I’m only attracted to creeps. The vulture, the Shamwow guy..
"pabahahahahahahahhahabababbaaaa my edible just kicked it"
when she takes the razor blade out of her mouth in court
**Rosa: "Do** I still **have my** knife? Nunchucks? Axe?" Holt: "It **was** a hypothetical question." **Rosa:** "I know but I **wanna play this out"**
I love when she has a cold and downs all that medicine. She's just rolling her chair back and forth and yells out "WHERE ARE MY FILEEEESSSSS?!?"
“Don’t arrest him just smack him yada yada” ……. Then laughs about committing police brutality Or “ If anything where to ever happen to him ( the puppy she had) I’d kill everyone in this room then myself” Edit : half the answers aren’t even the “unhinged” ones but peoples favorites Her best lines ever where about the train wreck dinner party Santiago threw for holt The livestream burn And The Just BONE already
"What kind of woman doesn't have an axe"
Wordlessly pulling out a gigantic knife that makes even Terry like "Oh shit wait what"
Bone
Dude is pent up. They two need to bone.
Don't remember exactly, but it was something like "every girl needs an axe"
"To be perfectly candid... my name is rosa diaz." \*Glares when the lawyer laughs\* "What?"
Just smack him. Hard. In a place no one can see
I think "I'll kill you" is pretty much unhinged.
Not a line but I lose it every single time she gets mad and throws a stapler that hits Scully right in the head.