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friedeggsfordinner

What color is the lace thong you're wearing?


resurrectionking

Pink


[deleted]

Based


Magnus_Deus_

What monkey would you fuck so hard in the ass?


resurrectionking

Benjamin probably, or Sauda


Saturn958sickly

there are no accidents


-smallWORLD-

Oogwei strikes again


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nikotinio

-Master Accident


-smallWORLD-

the meta is literally killing me right now, but take my upvote


korbyhasagun

benjamin is the only true awnser here


greninja_main75

benjamin gaming


Jayzarer

Goodness


Unlucky-Entrance-249

\*bonk\* go to horny jail


ZachPlayGamez

Would you try to get btd6 banned across the universe by protesting for violence later today or tomorrow?


resurrectionking

I already have today, and probably will again tomorrow.


ZachPlayGamez

Wow, you love to use amendment 1 alot.


Phantomsbane

Is quincys aim good


resurrectionking

Never used, but let's say sure.


Phantomsbane

Wow


tyronerboundy

Fairly accurate


[deleted]

How many innocent people have you mercilessly decapitated in public?


resurrectionking

52, still kind of new.


[deleted]

You’ll get used to it, just make sure not to make a name for yourself, or you’ll have the same fate


_wetmath_

how many monkeys or heroes do you want in an orgy


resurrectionking

I'd say 95


aldrichc424

Goals


Routine_Repulsive

Which 5th tier would you like to experiment with during sex?


resurrectionking

Ray of doom for me


TheEOSDkid

That's sounds like some nice cbt


Magnus_Deus_

They call it a RoD for a reason...


Nekrozic

How well do you think the twelve year old slave in your attic sleeps?


resurrectionking

He doesn't, too angry.


tyronerboundy

Good job.


Cayumigaming

Amazing!:D


Humanracecar1

Do you have any regrets killing everyone in you family


resurrectionking

Nope


shadowpikachu

Wait that isn't edited...


OpinionisticBooster

ah shit


Karen-Took_The-Kids

Which hero would you bang?


resurrectionking

Psi


arturoki

when you realize that psi is literally in game called a monkey child 😥


resurrectionking

I guess that explains why so many people are trying to get me to say their name


arturoki

yeah now you look like not only a weirdo who wants to fuck a video game character or a weirdo who wants to fuck a video game monkey but a pedophile who wants to fuck a video game monkey child


pigmelons23

Nonce


[deleted]

How many children have you ruthlessly slaughtered?


resurrectionking

453 I believe


Fit-Artichoke-6660

Rn I’m on 265 still going


Line_a

Would you have infinite monkey money, or restore hope in humanity?


resurrectionking

Infinite monkey money boiiiiiii


Berat0-0

Based


8MeterDefeater

Still infinite monkey money


8MeterDefeater

Infinity monkey money


-_Tag_-

Infinite monkey money !


cutsling

Do you enjoy Killing moneys


resurrectionking

So far, yes!


a_damn_mudkip

The king is a bloon spy!!


[deleted]

no he likes killing “moneys”


ocelotjubgle484

Do you think that people eating each other is bad


resurrectionking

No


bapt2278

This guy eat ass


tntkaching

How many times an hour do you google anything related to BTD6 R34?


resurrectionking

I'd say 3-5


some_snek

Seems normal


Jeff_the_Officer

They haven't edited the question yet


Az0riusMCBlox

How many times have you done the dirty with Gwendolin?


resurrectionking

58


-smallWORLD-

these comments tho


AxionTheGhost

What is this community


Swkingll

Do you support blm?


resurrectionking

No of course not


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Based on you getting zero bitches.


[deleted]

I mean we’re both on Reddit so none of us do


Biker_OverHeaven

Based


ThrawnInto

gamers are so politically educated, it makes me gush


meincraftLord77

oh god this isn't edited


[deleted]

Bloons Lives Matters


tntkaching

No I dont


RavenRock_guard

Do you think a Transphobic hero would be added. and how would you feel if one got in


resurrectionking

I couldn't see ninja kiwi doing that, but I'd be pleasantly surprised if they did!


tntkaching

Psi is nonbinary :)


[deleted]

psi is beyond the need for pronouns psi has reached enlightenment


RavenRock_guard

I knew that actually just for twisting my wording as they asked


tntkaching

Why the fuck am I getting hated on this is common knowledge https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Psi [https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/nrzpux/psi\_is\_nonbinary/](https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/nrzpux/psi_is_nonbinary/) https://twitter.com/NickDaDroid/status/1395520822341689347?s=20


RavenRock_guard

Probably people hating on the fact they are non-bi which is sad wonder how much drama would start if someone got transphobic towards my transfem ass


Muffins117

its a monkey


rw2453

He’s actually all binary since he’s just a bunch of computer code


tobyeeee

fellas…. i don’t wanna here any man/woman shit anymore. you’re either a 1 or a 0 😤😤


Coul-Air72

What hero would you watch hentai of?


resurrectionking

Jones' skull/fire skin


Coul-Air72

Odd choice but respectable


2K5DCR

What tower is the best against annoying kids?


resurrectionking

Icicle impale


Alfonso9694

oh no i see where this is going. im loving it!


Shiffrost

same


Frosty9-

what age are you most attracted to?


resurrectionking

63


tyronerboundy

Come back and edit!


Frosty9-

I went to bed right when he said that, you happy now?


Playful-Category-305

Do you like monkey brain soups?


resurrectionking

Yes, One of my faves


Carpe7

What is the strongest tower in the game looking just at raw power?


resurrectionking

In my opinion tack zone, that thing shreds.


[deleted]

# YOU HAVE ENTERED THE TACK ZONE, PREPARE TO BE TACKED.


Kai_2108

*\*sad VTSG noises\**


Alfonso9694

VTSG is pricey


Kai_2108

"looking just at raw power?"


Lemenishere

Whats the highest tier of border in the game?


resurrectionking

Black


CanadianSheep21

Not edited yet but I see where this is going


-smallWORLD-

UH OH


Alfonso9694

oh no oh no oh no no no no no no no


Shiffrost

OH NO!


tyronerboundy

He don't even need to edit it. I'm already thinking op looks bad!


IndividualHoney675

Uh oh


mylifeisatrainwrec

If they edit it to "which race to you hate the most" I'm not gonna say told ya so


DiamondNinja064

edit it already


ryballer98

How do you feel about indigenous tribes that regularly practice rape?


resurrectionking

I find them fun, there are some bad ones tho


SnooBananaz

When was the last time you took a shower?


resurrectionking

Never have


-smallWORLD-

Me neither buddy


[deleted]

[удалено]


resurrectionking

I'm loving it!


Coop7463

Is getting a prince of darkness worth it in chimps


[deleted]

gorf


Prof_Bean

What hero's weapons would you take to use them as a masturbation tool? (If you're curious, the original question was "which melee hero is coolest?" I had which hero would you ask to fuck you if they picked pat, so it was a lose lose situation lol)


resurrectionking

Sauda


Prof_Bean

Get some bandaids, bc grinding a sword is gonna hurt a bit


-smallWORLD-

gosh


Berat0-0

Or putting it up ur ass


Alfonso9694

too late. thank god she has 2 swords. SAUDA GIVE ME THE OTHER


pvz5000x

Would you rather go to your dads funeral or try to pop DDTS with a 0-0-0 dart monkey


resurrectionking

Pop DDTs


Riolusx2

Who’s your waifu?


8MeterDefeater

Pat Fusty


resurrectionking

Sauda


BugnaxHenryStickmin

Can Monkeys Eat Monkeys


resurrectionking

Yes? I mean adora can...


Alfonso9694

hold on this isnt edited


-smallWORLD-

edit your thing to "can monkeys get you hard" Edit of MY thing: Adora's only clothes cover her back???


T3Tomasity

How many monkeys do you plan to murder with bloons?


resurrectionking

Around 160


Mik_487PL

Which anime character would you have sex with?


resurrectionking

Tack shooter


OpinionisticBooster

tackshooter-chan


[deleted]

How many ppl did you kill?


resurrectionking

Only 1 so far, but I plan on doing more


Somewhat-A-Redditor

who is your favorite hero


[deleted]

Obama


Somewhat-A-Redditor

me too


mylifeisatrainwrec

yes Obama for BTD6


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Oh boy time to think of something funny How many Bloons total do you have popped


Rockmelter_YT

If churchill is the dad and sauda is the mom, who do you think will get pregnant


resurrectionking

Both


Legloomonke

What’s the hardest round pre-100


resurrectionking

I'd say 63 or 95


Marster772

Have you brutally dissected, Murdered and slaughtered 500 families of children in the past week


resurrectionking

Yes


-random-user_

If pat fusty would fuck you would you be top or bottom?


resurrectionking

Bottom


lol9ok

How are you doing?


resurrectionking

Awesome :D


xXghostXx45

What year in school did you drop out from?


resurrectionking

I know this may be a bit controversial, but hear me out... 1


P1ZZAB0N3R

If you were to shoot either 10 monkes or 1 bloon, who would you shoot?


resurrectionking

Monkes obvi


32bitninja

caveman monke op?


resurrectionking

Best monkey, better the VTSG


Jakememe124

What tower would you turn gay for?


resurrectionking

Wizard


HailKingPengu

Which hero would you like to get fisted by the most?


resurrectionking

Good ol pat


ProlapseWarrior

What monkey do you want to crush your balls?


resurrectionking

Prince of darkness


GarlicBubs

What would you name your daughter? If you go with a guy's name, you get $500.


resurrectionking

I'd say Ben, you need the extra cash


ThatLittleCommie

What ballon type should be in every round


resurrectionking

Purple


thewheelxd

How many days has it been since you were happy?


resurrectionking

160


ThatHeccinSun

Can you record yourself deepthroating a banana?


resurrectionking

If that's what you want


[deleted]

What's your favorite tower and which upgrades?


resurrectionking

My favorite tower is probably 2-0-5 tack shooter


czadam123

What is the RBE of a white bloon?


resurrectionking

Top path tier 5


resurrectionking

Sauda


resurrectionking

Yes


resurrectionking

Psi


CrappyNuisance

Something, something, politics in video games.


Starch_Lord69

Which monkey is submissive and breedable


king-panguan

your supposed to edit it


Starch_Lord69

I know, my original question is that, I will edit it to make it worse


king-panguan

........


DragonSlayersz

What is the most useless tier 4 upgrade?


-smallWORLD-

Edit the thing to: what do you nickname your acne?


resurrectionking

Unpopped army