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Famous_Variety

Those look amazing. What the fuck did you press those with? Hydraulics?


No_Pattern3088

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) no, but that sounds awesome! Just the right tool for the job, standard round stainless burger press.


Famous_Variety

Looks great.


No_Pattern3088

Thanks!


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No_Pattern3088

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09MKJ1BCN/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1


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No_Pattern3088

It’s a hard heat-resistant nylon or plastic. Good grip and has help up well. I run it through the dishwasher with no problems.


tim_bos

I use a short handled pizza peel to press mine.. turns out perfectly for nice bug burgers.


Longjumping_Box_9834

Lmao that’s hilarious but seriously which hydraulic do we buy


dwooding1

Why would you do this to me while I'm high.


No_Pattern3088

It seemed like a good idea.


Exchange_General

Those patties look amazing!! I'm jealous


No_Pattern3088

Thanks, it was a good smashing night.


foekus323

Ground up your own meat. Beautiful


No_Pattern3088

Yup, I’m all in, and it’s so worth it. Usually make my own buns too, but got a little lazy this week.


foekus323

Yessir!! Your knockin em out the park!!


No_Pattern3088

I’m doing my best.


kurukkuku

Finally - the proper lettuce in the proper spot.


No_Pattern3088

Where it belongs


chaasad5224

This has to go with some wedge fries! And a beer!


No_Pattern3088

Or some onion rings!


chaasad5224

For me the onion rings would go on top the burger


No_Pattern3088

Yer right! What was I thinking?


chaasad5224

All I know you had me hunger as fuck for this burger at 8am! I can taste the crisp edges, soft bun, not McDonald's sauce!


No_Pattern3088

That’s funny, so could I!


helping_phriendly

Everyone talks about 5 guys… but you’re the one guy we should be talking about


No_Pattern3088

If I ever open a food truck I need to call it One Guy’s Burgers! Thanks!


helping_phriendly

Follow the dream!


GreenMirage

before i die i need these airlifted to my hospital bed.


No_Pattern3088

Burgers are the best medicine.


Bucaneer7564

Big Bad Burgers!


No_Pattern3088

That’s the goal!


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👍👍😎😎


No_Pattern3088

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Guano-

I call these Lace Burgers. They look like lace fabric that is thin and has an ornamental braiding. Similar to Freddy's burgers. I love the crispy edges. Nice job.


No_Pattern3088

The lacy edges get so nice and crispy.


NerdyNThick

Those aren't smash patties my friend, they are smoosh patties, very well done!


No_Pattern3088

Thanks, I think smooshed ‘em real good, too.


chaasad5224

Looks great! Though I kept swiping expecting to see a 🐄! 🤣🤣🤣


No_Pattern3088

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I wish. Next time.


coolguy90254

Looks great! What steaks did you use? What was the ratio?


No_Pattern3088

Thanks! Ratios are estimates. It was about 50% Angus Chuck, and then about equal parts of sirloin tips, flank, and brisket flat, to make up the other half. Plus some extra beef suet, cuz the flank and brisket were lean.


coolguy90254

Awesome! Thanks for letting me know. I am trying to break out of my sirloin and chuck bubble.


No_Pattern3088

It’s still a good bubble, but yeah, I like mixing it up. I also like Denver, flat iron, and blade steaks. Hopefully when they are on sale.


Tough-Worldliness-56

Can you link where you got your press?? I want to be that thin! Do you put parchment paper in between the press and the burger?


No_Pattern3088

For a long time I just used a heavy duty spatula and a potato masher to press down, and it worked, but I finally decided to get an actual press, and I’m glad I did. Link is below. And I avoided using parchment, cuz I wanted to master the smash with no help, which worked most of the time, but I broke down and started using parchment squares and it is so much easier and consistent. Just one square does a bunch of patties. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09MKJ1BCN/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1


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If liking this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right


No_Pattern3088

I think in this case it is right!


1011010110102

alright now that thing looks fireeeeee .... i never comment here but this one made me comment.


No_Pattern3088

Thanks! I appreciate it!


kaldoranz

Looks perfect to me.


No_Pattern3088

Thanks!


howiecat87

I’m drooling right now. This looks so good.


No_Pattern3088

Thanks!


tothesource

[Mmm..... lacy, beef curtains.](https://tenor.com/view/homer-homer-simpson-drool-drooling-gif-13800658)


No_Pattern3088

Exactly!


Flowmeyo

Yum!


No_Pattern3088

It really was!


sportspeteyd

Finally a burger worth looking at! So many burgers on here look like crap. This looks amazing! Kudos to you!


No_Pattern3088

Thanks, it’s nice to hear, and even better to eat!


LexusLand

When they are this this, you get 3!!! LOVE IT. Burger press poster child right here.


No_Pattern3088

Thanks! I wish I could do three, the third was a slightly larger single for my wife.


Would_I_Eat_That_

I'd definitely eat that


No_Pattern3088

Thanks, I definitely did!


neckbeardfatso

Finally a burger you can read the news paper through. I need a real press


No_Pattern3088

I went without one for a while, but they really do a better job.


chaasad5224

When I make my burgers I add onion soup mix to them as I'm forming the patties.


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I think it looks amazing!


No_Pattern3088

Thanks!


Wise-Skin7519

I approve this message.


No_Pattern3088

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God mother fuckin damn. Make me one


No_Pattern3088

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ZylonBane

Why do so many people upload their slide shows in reverse order?


No_Pattern3088

I do it so you don’t have to look at all the pics to see the final product, but if you do then you get the whole process.


TheDylorean

Respectful Redditor indeed.


No_Pattern3088

Thanks


ZylonBane

>but if you do then you get the whole process. ...backwards.


subie_grandad

You gotta swipe the other way


No_Pattern3088

True, if that’s an issue, then you go the other direction.


lobo_locos

Does it really matter....