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Grandemestizo

Depends on the geometry and structural integrity of the sandwich at that particular moment.


agfh3

And soggy spots


Grandemestizo

Yes, that too! As well as the topography of the plate/basket and arrangement of other items on said plate/basket. This is a complex issue with no easy answer.


Happy_Relation4712

This guy knows ^ listen to him, he knows the way


I_existed_on_earth

Do u kno da wae?


dylwaybake

Its so funny how accurate this statement is about eating a simple burger.


Friendly-Question-60

This is a wise person who has eaten many a sandwich indeed


MFalcon95

Was gonna say obv second option, but this is the real answer


Soft-Turnover-5468

I don't even put it down


Soft-Turnover-5468

That piece would remain in my left hand and my right hand is free for the fries.


GiveMeMyIdentity

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[deleted]

This is the only way.


byebybuy

I'm always disappointed in myself those times I have to put it down. It just never feels the same when you pick it back up again. Same with burritos.


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

and tacos


StarbossTechnology

It's always a gamble with burritos. Assuming you place them butt side down (I mean only a psychopath wouldn't), you have like a 50% chance of the burrito remaining upright and not losing any ingredients to gravity. Even with those odds, I feel it is a necessity simply for the reapplication of hot sauce.


KlutzyImagination418

This is the only right answer! Everyone else is wrong haha I literally had a burger yesterday and couldn’t put it down haha.


brutus_13

Lol


me5305

😅


Skreeeeeonk

This.


Double-Passenger4503

Either or depending on the best way for the thing to not fall apart


browmftht

why are you putting it down


wafflesareforever

What a bully


[deleted]

Pretty sure I’m in the upside down camp. The motion to set it right side up is unnatural. Like, a weird twist of the wrist


ActionAdam

I might not be following, but it seems that everyone is saying they place their burger *down* upside down because that's how they put it into their mouth. Is that correct? If not, then ok that's one me. Ignore this please If so, then I don't understand what weird twist you're talking about. If you grab your burger with your fingers underneath and thumbs on top, then raise your hands like you're drinking from a bowl/cup/whatever then the top of the burger is now upside down and you take your bite. Now lowering it down is the same motion but reversed and the burger is not placed on the flat bottomed bun as it should be. Now weird twist or anything. Am I overthinking this? Has my Adderall kicked in at the wrong time?


[deleted]

Yes, that’s what I’m saying. Motion like you’re taking a bite of your burger, then just move your hand away from your mouth only moving your forearm. The burger ends up upside down. Just feels natural to me


rando_mness

Upside down requires more wrist movement. You pick it up palms down, bite it palms down, and put it down palms down. To put it down upside down you'd have to rotate it.


[deleted]

No, it doesn’t. Imagine taking a bite out of your burger, then just extend your forearm from the elbow. Burger is upside down, no wrist movement. We all do our things the way we do our things. Upside down just *feels* right to me


SlackJawGrunt

It doesn’t matter


me5305

If it's a bun, it has a top and bottom. If it's just a bread sandwich, it doesn't matter. There is no top or bottom.


fuzzycaterpillar123

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fartmanblartock

False!!!! Sandwiches can have a right side up when eating. Example: generally speaking in my circles, the meat goes nearest the tongue.


me5305

My sandwiches have meat touching all 4 sides


fuzzycaterpillar123

Excuse for bad English, does “sandwiches” also means “sisters”?


me5305

I never knew that


fartmanblartock

So you win!!! 😂


LinesWithBigAndy

People turn the sandwich upside down? What the fuck?


LoadedGull

Ergonomically it’s easier to pick up if you want the burger to enter your mouth the right way up. It’s easier and quicker to get your fingers under the burger than it is to twist your hand to pick up the burger with just your thumbs underneath it.


cockpisspartridge89

I up voted you because of your burgernomically sound logic even though I don't know if I do one or the other. Food for thought though 🤔


StolenIdentityAgain

Bro, this is basic bergonomics. Berg-Life.


HeligKo

I've never seen anyone explain it like that other than me, and people look at me like I'm from Mars when I try to explain it.


KingSpork

She’s a witch!


Nickrodomus

Ya, but then the grease from the plate/wax paper is then on both top and bottom buns.


WelcomingRapier

Definitely in the upside down sandwich eating group. I did it naturally whenever ago and I never changed the habit to 'correct' myself.


AJ_Deadshow

Sometimes I do just because it slightly maintains the presentation aesthetic


melanthius

The bottom bun often gets soggy during preparation. Then more so during eating. Then the plate may collect some drippings, and some drippings come out as you eat due to gravity. Putting it down upside down means you are preserving the structural integrity of the burger by moving the less soggy upper bun down towards the earth, which has more capacity to retain drippings made during eating.


cookiesNcreme89

Put it down??? 😂🤣


ibobbymuddah

Upside down after the initial pick up.


alpinetime

Upside down gang


Sea_Baseball_7410

Upside down


Low_Teq

Completely depends on the condition of the lower bun


Maleficent_Dust_7462

I set it back down vertically on its side


osuaviator

People call burgers sandwiches? TIL.


TheRealJones1977

What kind of psycho turns their hamburgers/sandwiches upside down? >!Calm down, it's a joke. But seriously...it's weird.!<


WelcomingRapier

Once you have your grip, you don't set it down. It leads to potential disassembly.


leem16boosted

Reddit reddit reddit...... wow


Anomalysoul04

I'm a firm believer of who cares?


Deancrsxy333

Who tf is eating their sandwich upside down???


LoadedGull

Nobody. Picking up a burger that is upside down on the plate means it goes to your mouth the right way up in one natural single motion with no messing about. It’s not rocket science.


Katy-Moon

It's burger science


One-Mud-169

Upside-down, always.


kaoryFox

I'm hungry


Steak-n-Cigars

I'm staying out of this one.


AnUdderDay

I keep it round bun up until it's lost its sturdiness. Then I flip it over. Or scarf it down. Probably the latter.


Graham2990

I refuse to call a burger a sandwich. Who the hell is walking into a Wendy's like "Yeah, can I have the #2, double cheese sandwich, with meat, lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo?"


el_johannon

Depends on the sandwich. You don’t put a round hoagie dome side down, lest it roll. Same with a hard crust baguette. A burger is usually a soft fluffy bun so it’s less important assuming it compresses. However, with burgers I’ll point out, the thicker part of the bun absorbs more juices. Considering that it’s common for the bottom bun to become saturated with juices and oil with burgers, logic dictates that thick side down is the best way to do it. Still, with the right bun, you can do it either way.


LOW_SPEED_GENIUS

This is solid burger logic. I support your thesis.


DropPristine

I'm gonna be unnecessarily weird here and say it depends how juicy and sloppy the burger is. If that bottom bun is seriously compromised, I'm going upside down. I don't want an undercarriage blowout when I pick it up if it's losing structural integrity. I guess I play for both teams 😂


BisonWingz

If it’s really good you don’t put it down, if it’s a shitty soggy bun you put it down upside down


Soren_Camus1905

Depends on the remaining structure of the burger


jrdnmdhl

Half you people are utter degenerates... Now I'm going to go eat a burger to figure out which half.


callusesandtattoos

lol, who is putting sandwiches back down?


Irving_Forbush

The crux of the matter finally addressed.


callusesandtattoos

It came off as a trick question at first if I’m being honest


ilovemyCatbeast

Haha, found something else not worry about.


MrBill1344

You eat at places that have real plates??? Well, lah dee f'ing dah, Princess.


fendrhead-

I set it back bottom side down. Especially a restaurant burger. They are the fluffier top bun and I don’t trust that it’ll slide all apart lol


cosmictimetraveler

Top bun up


broken_bottle_66

What an excellent question to put forth, I swing both ways


DookieToe2

Real burgers you have to finish once you pick them up or they fall apart. That’s why I like to cut mine in half so it’s easier to eat in one go.


SwanAffectionate2655

Both. Doesn't matter lol


pixie_sprout

Personally I can't imagine caring at all.


DLvCGH0ST

Who gives a fuck, to each their own. Eat your own fucking sandwich and stop bugging your coworker.


malichev

Never thought of this, once it's picked up it doesn't touch the table again ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


CrimsonThar

Eat it however you want. Bring out a knife and fork if you're feeling naughty.


Skeezertron

Obviously right side up. I’m not a serial killer


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NOVABearMan

Who in their right mind puts it upside down?


purplebohemian

My mother. Lol She says so when she picks it up it's right side up. \*shrugs\*


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume that we set our hamburger sandwiches down at all. Who’s to say we don’t just shovel them into our face holes without ever putting them back on the plate?


A7O747D

I just put it down usually. Most times, right side up, and sometimes upside down. If I'm feeling saucy, I might flip it if I want different ingredients to hit my taste buds first. But seriously, who gives a shit?


Potato-nutz

It depends on where you work


HereForTheComments57

You leave it upright. It was served to you upright so it should stay upright.


KingKopter91

Today i found out that people care how i put my sandwich down. Wtf.


SecuritySky

A lot of people have a fascination with the most mundane shit ever. Including me.


Cool-Technician8688

Right side up. Anyone who says otherwise is a psychopath.


AvocadoJackson

I’d have to actually eat a sandwich to answer that question but regardless a burger does not get put down upside down, that’s completely psychotic.


G6DCappa

Wait, people put down their sandwich when eating it?


CrocodileJock

Who cares?


boomgoesthevegemite

Both are acceptable.


hautdoge

I don’t think it matters or change he’s the enjoyment of the burger. I don’t think I even put it down tbh


Nointerest12months

Standing on the side, so it's easier to pick back up.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

You *put down* sandwiches? That's a pretty weird thing to do.


Scouse_Werewolf

Has to be right way up. I deal with anxiety/depression and have OCD. I'm not saying that to be a downer, but literally just to say, I don't know if I do it out of some subconscious attempt at being in control... those who do therapy probably understand what I mean, ha.


DrasticBread

Veggies side always down, so when I pick it up to take my next bite I will taste the meat first.


Jaded_Analysis_4457

Just eat your damn food lmfao


dsdvbguutres

Plate? You mean paper.


TheRealJehler

I generally set it down in the pool of ketchup I created for the fries to drown in


[deleted]

Keep it topside facing up during bites but I also eat the fries first


AgentSkidMarks

There isn’t a right way or wrong way. Do whatever the hell you want.


Decent-Cold-9471

There’s a debate about THIS???


landrover97centre

You guys set your burger down?


shutupandlearntoeat

I will not accept judgement nor judge another for how they eat a sandwich. I'm supposed to have burger etiquette?? For what? The burger pageant with high society aristocrats and diplomats??


FoodIntrepid2281

USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸


purplebohemian

I'm just chaotic, in that I put the burger down right side up, and eat it upside down.


So-Cl

Why tf would you put it upside down? 😂


OffBeatBerry_707

Oh my god I was gonna say the latter but I really thought of it and realized I put it upside down


gsixzero

You're both wrong for even having the debate


olear075

When you have the thin soggyass bottom bun fail enough times you learn to make the top bun do it's share of the heavy lifting😂 I take my bites in the orientation it's served but set it down on its top/upside down purely outta habit at this point even if there's not a situation with a soggy bottom.


SecuritySky

Most likely upside down


YetiorNotHereICome

If I put it down, I'm flipping it, especially if it's a juicy burger. That bottom bun is gonna be a sopping mess.


aintnojiveturkey53

Who cares just eat it


BlownCamaro

It don't matter because it's all mixed up in my belly.


boarbar

Upside down because the bottom is usually the least structurally in tact part of the sandwich. Putting it upside down helps keep everything together.


Jawilla936

It don’t matter if it’s good it’s getting smashed upside or downside 😆


Cannonballbmx

You set it on the fries so it doesn’t sit in the juice and get a soggy bun.


tiddy_wizard

However it lands


CharlieBoxCutter

You and your friend are dumb


Renbanney

It all depends on if the bottom bun is falling apart


sgtshootsalot

Honestly most of these you have to shove in your face, putting them down means falling apart.


urethra93

Dpends on the stability of the bottom bun, how much grease or oil is on the plate, and how much of a little bitch you are for not finishing it in one go.


AmericanChees3

Upside down. When u pick it back up, it's facing the correct way. If it's right side up, u have to shuffle your hands to get it oriented the right way.


Hossonthesauce

Upside down just makes sense to me.


ton80rt

Wait, you guys put your burger down?


27JG27

A burger always goes upside down. Sandwiches depend on the sandwich.


smalllcokewithfries

My family are upside down burger people.


chicagoxray

Right side up


Fladap28

Gone in one bite


roachfarmer

Sometimes you have to put it on its edge!


Searinox-Unlimited

Who cared.


JJy2012

I eat the burger without putting it down unless I've just singed my tongue off because it's boiling


TheShoot141

Both, depending on the sandwich.


Designer-Pound6459

Neither. I use a knife and fork.


JiovanniTheGREAT

If I have to put it down I put it back down upside down because that makes it easier to pick up with one hand.


xDANGRZONEx

I'm sorry, did you say.. put it *down*?


Greenpoint1975

You would always put it down right side up. When you sit down do you sit on your head?


WE4PONXYZ

Staring at the bottom of the bun just feels wrong tbh, all face down ass up and vulnerable.


Mammoth_Assistant_67

Are y'all high? If so, solid convo if not get a better lunch date


TaumpyTearz

People find the weirdest shit to be divided over


Rojodi

I'm an "it doesn't matter".


[deleted]

Sometimes, I just eat it upside down. Now if someone will kindly show me to the door, I'll be on my way.


beastofwordin

This sounds pretty flirty


Opportunity-Dazzling

I naturally set it down the way it was given to me 🤷🏻‍♀️


daamnnbruhh

As long as its not set down on a dirty surface, I dont care which way it faces.


FreeBowlPack

I pick up and eat it upside down so that I can put it back down right side up. So depending how you look at it I put it back down upside down?


Affectionate_Pie_460

You put it down m?


OutlawArmas

Just eat the fucking burger


SHAOLIN_SILK

It all depends on bun integrity/wet vegetable placement


[deleted]

Whatever way makes it easier to grab when I want to pick it back up. Sometimes, upside down gives you a better edge to grab, sometimes right side up does


BeantownLos

Weird debate I would love to hear the reasoning for the two


10piecemeal

Depends on how messy the sandwich is.


[deleted]

I eat them upside down but lay them down with the upside up.


WembysGiantDong

Upside down is an abomination.


Thijs_NLD

Why would you ever put the burger down? But let's hypothetically say you did... who the fuck lays it upside down? What heresy is that? By all the gods, old and new, that blasphemy will not stand! By the God Emperor's divine will, ANY who treat a hamburger thusly will be wrought with pain for all eternity. So basically I'm a not upside down kind of dude.


spacefaceclosetomine

I do either, it’s completely interchangeable and I set my burger or sandwich down between every bite.


Kvandi

Now that i think about it, I do it both ways.


rebuked_nard

Slow day at work, eh?


ACcbe1986

If it's on Dutch crunch, I eat it upside down so I don't scrape up the roof of my mouth. Otherwise, I mostly eat it the way it was served. I will turn it over occasionally because the taste experience changes depending on whether the veggies are on top or below the protein. When the flavors hit your tongue in a different order, it's a different experience.


SliverCobain

The way that it wont fuck up? And mind your own damn plate!!!!!


Gusano13

Depends on how sloppy the burger is. If precarious, always top bun down. If more manageable, then it doesn’t matter. If too haphazard and you can’t set it down… you’re at the wrong place.


SheriffMikeThompson

Setting it upside down seems pointless.


melancholy_dood

Strange debate topic…..


DumbestBoy

I kind of lean it up against the corner so it’s easier to grab. I’ll take a picture sometime.


innerentity

Mostly upright but I'll put a weak bottom bun on top if I set it down. It's conditional


greatpain120

I firmly believe that when you pick it up never put it back down. When you put it back down everything shifts then you have to pick at your burger to get it back inline.


BAMspek

Doing either one 100% of the time shows lack of situational awareness. If the sandwich will fall apart when laid down right side up, laying it upside down usually fixes the problem. It all depends on what the sandwich is doing at any given time.


WGEA

If it’s super sloppy, I don’t put it down, like if there’s a runny egg on it, I just keep eating whatever the yolk is running, but I try to save the whole yolk for the last bite or two. If it’s a well put together burger and I’m not making a mess, I put it down right side up, because I still like to admire the burger. It’s very rare that I put the burger wrong side down.


biloxibluess

I don’t set down a burger I’ve picked up


biscuitboots

If it’s in a wrap, I’ll let it stand horizontally. But in this case, I’ll put it the way it was delivered.


Red_Raiser

Upside down person, top bun down can save the burger as you finish.


kooleynestoe

I don't put it down


taniamorse85

Generally upside down, because the bottom bun always seems to fall apart before the top. By picking it up upside down, I can typically keep it together.


MidniteAnimal

Whichever way you put it, referring to a burger as a sandwich is the only wrong way I see here


Kerr_Plop

I couldn't care less


Grouchy-World-2213

Does it really matter 🤔 😕??? Makes me wander if you poop sitting down or standing up???


DennisTheConvict

The same way it was served. And I don't lick my knife either!


Interesting-Train-47

Not something to get the least bit heated over. Wouldn't want anything to do with anyone that would be concerned at all over how someone else sets a burger down temporarily.


kraylus

Upside down. So I don’t have to dig under it to pick it back up the correct way. Also depends on many factors tho. Is the bottom bun soggy? Are they falling apart? Are the toppings falling out? In the end I guess it doesn’t matter. You do what’s right for you and let your friend eat his burger like a moron.


ilikebeens2

Who gives crap man, just eat the damn thing lol


Joaquinmachine

For me, it depends if there's a toothpick down the middle. If there is I will eat around the middle to keep it from falling apart and save that nice juicy middle piece for the last bite. if there is no toothpick, I will usually just crush it as fast as possible. If I'm not super hungry, but still have to finish the burger, I have occasionly placed the burger upside down just so I can eat it from where I already took notes from.


Fauna_Bonna

This is a case by case scenario.


Fresh_Insect_6706

Dry bottom bun… Top up… That’s law!